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What the fuck did you just fucking say about Taiwan, you little bitch?

    By u/gotrep, its the Navy Seals copypasta but changed to a CCP supporter freaking out over Taiwan.

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about Taiwan, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the study of the one-China principle, and I've been involved in numerous documented administrative exercises over Penghu and Taiwan since the year 230, and I have over 300 confirmed years of jurisdiction. I am trained in historical evidence and I am the top source in the entire international community. You are nothing to me but just another distortion. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Taiwan over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 181 countries across the world and your claim is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call two Chinas. You're fucking dead, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cite you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with the Cairo Declaration of 1943, which stipulated that Japan should return to China all territories it had stolen, including Taiwan and the Penghu Islands. Not only am I extensively trained in the Potsdam Proclamation of 1945, which reiterated that the terms of the Cairo Declaration shall be carried out, but I have access to the entire arsenal of UN General Assembly Resolution 2758, adopted in October 1971, which restored all rights to the People's Republic of China and recognized its government as the only legitimate representative of China to the United Nations, covering the whole country including Taiwan, so there is no such thing as two Chinas or one China one Taiwan. And I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Taiwan has belonged to China since ancient times, the Qing court made it the 20th province in 1885, China recovered it in October 1945 after the war against Japanese aggression, and since 1949 Taiwan's status as part of China's territory has never changed, you fucking kiddo.

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        DOOT DOOT💀💀 HALLOWEEN IS NOW!!!! 📢📢👻 TIME TO GET SPOOKY👻🎃👻 FOR HALLOWEEN 👻👻🎃🎃 HALLOWEEN 🎃🙌🏼🙌🏼👻 GET YOUR TRUMPETS AND PRAY TO MR SKELETAL 💀💀💀🎺🎺🎺 BECAUSE🎃HALLOWEEN IS HERE 📣📣📣 GOOD CALCIUM FOR ALL DOOTS AND SPOOKS 👻👻💀🎺🎺🎺 
        ITS THE NIGHT OF WHORE-ER 🙀👻 YOU SCARY SLUTS 💀💃🏻 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 is for BRINGING OUT your INNER HOE 😤🙋🏻‍♀️TONIGHT’S 🌌 the night to FUCK in your SLUTTIEST COSTUME 😩💅🏼 and eXXXorcise that SPIRIT 👻💦 out of HIS DEMON DICK 😈🍆🤤 make sure you keep your lolliPUSSY 🍭🌮 sweet 😋 to keep ZADDY DRACCY 🧛‍♂️ FED ALL NIGHT 🌙👅 get his BONE 🦴🍆 in you to CUMplete 😝💦 your SKELETON 💀😏 have him PAINT 🎨 your JACK-O-LUSSY 🎃 with his CUMMIES 🍆 💦and CARVE 🔪 his NAME with HIS TONGUE 😜 but WATCH OUT 👀 for that STUPID BITCH’S TEETH 🦷 🙅🏻‍♀️ if you want your BACK BROKEN 😩 by A MONSTER COCK👺🍆 TONIGHT send this 💌 to 6️⃣ of your HALLOWEEN HOES 👯‍♀️ If you get LESS THAN 2️⃣ back, only YOUR NASTY SALAD FINGERS 🤢🤮 WILL VISIT YOUR COOCHIE 🍪 TONIGHT 💀❌ If you get 3️⃣ back, YOU’LL BE SLURPING 😜 DICKS DRY 🌵 LIKE YOGURT TUBES 🍆💦😩 If you get 6️⃣ back, eXXXpect 😏 a DRACULA DONG 🧛‍♂️🍆💦 to be KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR 🚪
        🔔🚨TIGHTEN 🥴🪢YOUR SPHINCTERS, 🍑😳 IT'S HOLE-O-WEENIE‼️‼️🎃👻🦴 GREEDY 👅💦 GHOULS 👹 are prowling 🧟 for 😱SCREAM QUEENS👸 and SIZE QUEENS🥵🤏🥴 to trick 🥸 AND treat🤤 with their 😛 HARD CANDY: 🍬👏🗣️ COCKlate bars 🍫🍆😜 Nerds GROPE 🍭🤓🥴 TITkats🍈🍈👯 THREESOME Musketeers 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨🤗 BUTTFUCKerfingers 🧈👐 MOMMY MILKY Ways 🍼🍼🤰 and MORE 😜🙈😈 Send 📲💌 this to 🔟of your SLUTTIEST 🥵 HORNIEST💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩HAUNTED HOES ☠️🏚️ and see 👀 who can 😱SCARE UP 👹👻 the SPOOKIEST 🤪👺SUGAR DADDY🧔🧟🖤
        THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 BOO!! Sorry did i scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈🌚 and almost SLUT-O-WEEN🎃💀👻👹 dat means ☝🏾👶🏾 me and my FUCKIN GANG 👏🏾👶🏾👶🏼👾👽 comin 4 YO CANDY🍫😋 wit dem DICKS 🍆😤💁🏾‍♂️💯 DICK OR TREAT 😔🤘🏼🔫😳 send this to 10 of your spooky 👻 hoes 💅🏾💃🏾 if you get 7️⃣ back youre a slutty witch bitch ♋️ but if you get 🔟 back youre the spookiest slut on the block 😛😈🔮💯 youve been visited by the thottie ghost!!!! 😩👻 if you dont send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😤💋 you will get NO DICK🙅🏼👋🏽🍆🚫 this Halloween 😩🎃☠️
        👻⚰️🍁HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SPOOKY SLUT! 🍂🎃‼️⚠️ 🕰️TODAY 🗓️IS THE DAY TO BUST 🍆💦OUT A FEW SPELLS 🪄💥BONE 🩻SOME SKELETONS☠️GET YOUR ASS🍑 HAUNTED BY A ✨NEW✨ BOO👻 😏👁️GAZE👁️INTO SOME 🔮BALLS 🔮AND BEG 😫STRANGERS🥸🤤 FOR SOME 👉🍩SWEET😛🌮CANDY 🍬😏🍭

IF YOURE A REAL 🧙‍♀️WITCH BITCH🧞‍♂️📲SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR 🧟‍♂️GHOULIEST 🧟‍♀️💅HOES! 🏪IF YOU GET 1️⃣ BACK, YOU GET A 🫢BIG BAG OF 🌰NUTS🌰IF YOU GET 6️⃣ BACK🔙 YOURE A CERTIFIED CUM😩💦 CLOWN! 🤡🎈IF YOU GET 7️⃣OR MORE, TRICK OR TREATERS 👯🚪WONT 🙅BE THE ONLY ONES CUMMING 🍆 💦 THIS HALLOWEEN! 👽🛸
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        COckTOBER IS ALMOST OVER 😭😢🎃🎃 BUT HOEVEMBER IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER 😜💦💦🍆 GET READY TO HAVE YOUR ASS STUFFED LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY 🍑🍑🐔🐔 
        🅱️OY OH 🅱️OY, ITS COCK-💘FUCKING💘-TOBER🍆🍆🍆🍆 💀💀💀AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, ALL YOU SEXY LIL🎃🎃 HALLOWEEN HOES🙏🙏👄👅 ARE JUST 🅱️EGGING TO GET SOME OF THAT 👌GOOD GOOD 👌GHOST GOO👻👻👻👅 (EROTIC EXTOPLASM💦💦 AS ITS KNOWN IN THE 🅱️IZ)🍆🍆🍆👅 SEND DIS 2 10 OF YOURE CLOSEST 🎃JACK-O-SLUTS,🎃😘🙌🙌 IF YOU GET 0 🅱️ACC THEN YOU AINT GETTIN NOTHING WHEN YOU GO 🎃🍑🍆DICK-OR-TREATING,😫😫😫🤬 IF YOU GET 5 🅱️ACC, THEN UR A WITCH 🅱️ITCH, IF U GET ALL 10 BACK THEN GET RDY FOR THE GREAT 🎃CUM-KIN🎃 TO COME AND CHARLIE POUND THAT AUTUMN ASS 🍑🍑👌👌👌💦HAPPY COCKTOBER 🅱️OO🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️💯💯 
        💯‼️ATTENTION ALL U HALLOWEEN HOES 👻🍑🤦‍♀️GET BONED 🍖 TIL U MOAN💃BY A SKELETON TONITE💀🍆YOU’RE FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER 🙈😩AND THE DOCTOR IS IN 👨‍⚕️ YOUR BUM BIG TIME 🍆SO DUST OFF THE COBWEBS 🕸🤤 AND PAINT THOSE TITS ORANGE🍊🎃CUZ SPOOKY SLUTS OPEN ALL EIGHT LEGS 🙃🕷IF NO ONE HAS CALLED U “MUMMY” BY THE TIME THE COCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT 🙅‍♀️🕛 THEN GET READY FOR 2 MORE YEARS OF REPUBLICAN CONGRESSIONAL MAJORITY ⏳💀 SEND THIS TO 666 SINISTER THOTS OR ELSE‼️👀 (BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DNC: DEM NAUGHTY CUNTS🤪💋) 
        💯Attention🎃all ☠️Halloween😫 whores 💦its time 🍆to get your🍑 fuck on. 💨Any 💀skeleton 👌🏼sluts,👊🏼bitch ass witches, 😷gigantic 👻titty 👻gouls, ☺️sluty snakes, 🐍dick 🍆hungry 👄devils👹, sexy super 😻woman💪🏽, 🤖horny 🤙🏻hulks🤢, clapin 🍑captains, 💦and 💯sperm thirsty 🍌vampires🌬 come to 💰 Josh’s 👌🏼house this💵 Sunday 📖for 📙bible📈 study🙏🏼bitch😎 u 💯need 🔥it 
        🔥DING DONG🫵 WITCHES 🧙 AND BITCHES 💋💋 TONIGHT 😩 GET UNDER 😏THE FULL MOON 🍑😉 AND CHOOSE 🫨 TRICK 😈 OR TREAT 🤤 TRICK A THICK 🤭🍆 WEREWOLF 🐺🪵 INTO CLAPPING 👏 THOSE JUICY 🧃PUMPKIN 🎃 CHEEKS 🍑🍑🍑 OR TREAT 😍 THAT SWEET 🍬 CANDY PUSSY 👅🍭 TO A 🧛‍♂️ VAMPIRE 🧛‍♂️ 🩸WHO WILL SUCK 😮‍💨YOUR CLIT 🥠 UNTIL YOU MOAN 🥴👻👻👻 LET A 💀SKELETON 💀💀 BONE YOU 🦴🦴🦴 UP IN YOUR RIBS 🩻 OPEN WIDE 😮 AND LET FRANKENSTEIN 🧟‍♂️ MAKE YOUR FACE 😇 HIS CREATION 💦💦😜 STICK YOUR FACE IN 🤗 AND BOB FOR ASSHOLES 🍎🍎🍎 GET ON TOP 🔝 OF YOUR BROOM 🧹 AND RIDE 🏇A MONSTER 👹 COCK 🍆🍆 SEND THIS TO 10 SPOOKY SLUTS 👻🏡 OR ELSE YOUR PUSSY 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ WILL BECOME HAUNTED 😱😱😰 
        ‼️ ATTENTION ‼️ ITS THE NIGHT OF WHORE-ER 🙀👻 YOU SCARY SLUTS 💀💃🏻 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 IS FOR being a TRICK 😉💅🏻 to get your TREATS 🍭🤤🙋🏻‍♀️ IF YOURE A BAD 🤪 LITTLE WITCH 🧙 You’ll get DADDY DRACULAS DONG🧛🍆 Get FISTED 🤜🏻👌🏻by a TWELVE FOOT SKELETON 💀🦴 CUMplete YOUR NIGHT WITH Chucky’s 🤡 CREAMPIE CUMMIES 🥧💧shove CANDY CORN 🍬🌽 in your JACK-O-LUSSY 🎃😩 if you want to SIT ON MICHAEL MEYERS 🐒🔪MASK 🎭tonight send 💌 to 7️⃣ of your SPOOKIEST SLUTS 👻😮‍💨 if you get LESS THAN 3️⃣ back EDWARD SCISSORHANDS ✂️🙌🏻 will CARVE UP 🫨🍽️ your PUNANI 🐈🍮 if you get LESS THAN 5️⃣✋🏻 back MOSQUITOS 🦟🩸will be the ONLY thing SUCKING YOU DRY 💉🩸 if you get 7️⃣ back, PEARL ⭐️🦪 will TIE YOU UP 🪢 and FUCK YOU 🍆🍑 like the DIRTY LITTLE SCARECROW 👒🌽 you ARE 🤰🏻😮‍💨
        Boo!!👻🙈 Oh no, did I scare you CLIT-less? ✌🏻🤤 You know what day it is: WHORE-LLOWEEN 🥵 🤯Slutty COCK-tors 🧑‍⚕️ 🩺 are prescribing HEAD rest 🛌 🌝 and SEXY vampires 🧛‍♀️ want to get SUCKED for a change👅. CUM 💦 along and let’s celebrate 🎊 the thiccest PLUMPkin 🎃 SCHLONGS 🪄 at wASShington UniversiTITTY 🍑in St. LICK-US😶‍🌫️😳. The leaves 🍁 may be RED🤬 but your BALLS ⚽️ will turn BLUE 💙 this upCUMMING 🚿 HO-vember 🤧. Get ready to OPEN WIDE 👄 👀 for CANDY 🍬 , PIE 🥧 , and COCK 😏🥖. Watch out for Michael Myers 😧 tonight 👺 or his long pointy DICK 😵‍💫🦴might STAB you in the ASS ❤️‍🔥🔪 
        Martha 😳🐒 Dumptruck 🐵🚮 In the flesh 🐭 here comes the 😅cootie squad 😒 wont you 🤬 shut up heather! sorry heather 😞 look whose with her 😟😲 oh my god 😮😮😧 dang dang diggity dang dang dang 🥺😳😒dang diggity😂😵✌️😗 dang dangIt's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7️⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6️⃣9️⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸️HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁️SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽
        It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽 BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
        ✊KNOCK ✊KNOCK!✊ 🍆DICK🍆 OR 🍭TREAT🍭 GIVE ME 😍😍SOMETHING GOOD😏 TO 😛🤤😋EAT😋🤤😛. It's 🎃🎃🎃👻👻👻whore-o-ween🎃🎃🎃👻👻👻 and 🫵you 🫵know🫦😏 what🎃 that👻 means🫦. It's ⏰⏲️time⏰⏲️ to go 🥾🚪door 🥾🚪to door ✊✊🚪 asking👀🥺 for some 😵‍💫🫪🥴HARD🥴🫪😵‍💫 candy to 😲🤤SUCK🤤😲on. 👻That's👆👉 right👆👉 it's the 😱👻😱👻spookiest👻😱👻😱 day📆 of the 🍂year🍂 and 😏😍👨daddy's👨😍😏 gonna🤞 put🤞🤞 his🧁 🍯SUGAR🧁🍯 on your 👅🥵tongue 🥵👅. Are 🫵you🫵 going t2️⃣o 💃dress💃 👆up 👆as a 🤤💦drool🤤💦 👻ghoul👻, a 🍆🥜dick🍆🥜 🫃😋gobbler😋🫃 👹goblin👹 or 😱maybe👀👀 the 🌪️suck🌪️ 👸queen👸👑 herself👑🧛‍♀️ vampirella?🧛‍♀️ No🚫🚫 matter 🍂😲what 👩slutty👩👩 little 👙🥵costume 🥵👙you🫵🫵 choose👀👀🥵, make 😍😲🍆sure🫵🫵 you🫵🫵 bend 😏over 😍😍and show👨😍 daddy😍👨 your 🎃🎃pumpkin🫱🍑🫲 tonight🌃🌠 Send 👆this👇 to2️⃣ 3️⃣1️⃣ of 🫵your 🫵most 😱😱haunted😱😱💃 whores💃. If you get 0️⃣ back😭 you're the😭 last😭 empty 🐈🏜️pussy🏜️🐈 on the ⬅️left⬅️. If you get 1️⃣3️⃣ back you're ⬛black⬛🐐 Philip🐐⬛the 😲🥵throat😲🥵🐐 goat 🐐🐐and🎊🎉 if you get 3️⃣1️⃣ back you're the 😱🥵😱sCREAM 👸👑queen 👸👸👑 🎉🎊herself 😱👅😛BJaime 👅😱🥵LEE 😱👅😛💦🌊SQUIRTis🌊💦. 
        ‼️ BOO!!👻👻🙈 Oh NO, did I scare you CLIT-less?!!?😂😂✌🏻🤤 YOU KNOW 🤯 💦 WHAT DAY IT IS🔔🚨TIGHTEN 🥴🪢YOUR SPHINCTERS, 🍑😳 IT'S HOLE-O-WEENIE‼️‼️‼️ 🎃👻 🍆LEGEND HAS IT🧛that every year 🗓️ in COCKtober the JACK-o-SLUT🎃🎃🎃 comes to life 🙀👏👏 and THIS 💀🕸 YEAR SHE IS 👻 🎃 COMING 💀👻 🎃🕸 FOR 🫵YOUR🫵👻 MOMMY MILKERS👻 🍈🍈👀 !!AW!OO!GA!!🍈🍈SO ALL YOU👀🦴 GREEDY 👅💦 GHOULS 👹 😙 💦 you know what THAT means 🤔IT’S TIME TO👏 👊 💦😜 STICK YOUR 💦FACE 💦IN 🤗 AND BOB FOR ASSHOLES,🍎🍎🍎 💀 shove✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 UP your 👉PUSSY,😽 and 🙅dont🙅‍♂️ forget to 👁️GAZE👁️INTO SOME 🔮‼️BALLS ‼️🔮
SEND THIS 🚨RIGHT NOW 🚨 TO 10 SPOOKY SLUTS 👻🏡  OR ELSE YOUR PUSSY 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ WILL BECOME ‼️ 🎃👻 HAUNTED 😱😱😰😨 DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 👀LOOKS 👀like CANDY BARS 🍫ain't the only thing with 🍥CREAM FILLING this year 🌚! 🐱 👅 😈 HAPPY HalloWEINER 🎃 ‼️ 🎃👻 all you JACK-O-LUSSIES!! 🎃 🧛🏻‼️ 
        👋hey! 💀spooky👀 sluts it’s 🍭cocktober 👅😘happy samhain 🎃 come on😋 ghouls👻grab👌 ya crystal😂 balls🔮 and hop 👉on a 😍broomsdick 🍆the 🍟veil🍟 is thin😎 tonight 🌙so protect 🌚 yourself 😈& 🍫wrap it up 🍬
        HALLOWEEN 🎃👻 means HARD CANDY 🍬🥵 🔔🚨TIGHTEN 🥴🪢YOUR SPHINCTERS, 🍑😳 IT'S HOLE-O-WEENIE‼️‼️🎃👻🦴 GREEDY 👅💦 GHOULS 👹 are prowling 🧟 for 😱SCREAM QUEENS👸 and SIZE QUEENS🥵🤏🥴 to trick 🥸 AND treat🤤 with their 😛 HARD CANDY: 🍬👏🗣️ COCKlate bars 🍫🍆😜 Nerds GROPE 🍭🤓🥴 TITkats🍈🍈👯 THREESOME Musketeers 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨🤗 BUTTFUCKerfingers 🧈👐 MOMMY MILKY Ways 🍼🍼🤰 and MORE 😜🙈😈 Send 📲💌 this to 🔟of your SLUTTIEST 🥵 HORNIEST💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩HAUNTED HOES ☠️🏚️ and see 👀 who can 😱SCARE UP 👹👻 the SPOOKIEST 🤪👺SUGAR DADDY🧔🧟🖤 
        KNOCK✊ KNOCK ✊ TRICK 🍫 OR 🍭MEAT 🥩GIVE ME SOME GOOD 😜DICK 🍆TO EAT 🍽️

MOMMY 🤰DESERVES A SWEET 🍩TREAT AFTER PUTTING 🚮THE KIDS 👶 TO SLEEP 💤 FROM TRICK 👻OR TREATING 🎃 SHE WILL CUM 💦BACK AND KNOCK ✊ ON THE DOORS🚪 OF HER FAVORITE MONSTERS 👹 AND GET BONED 🦴 BY A SKELETON 💀 WHILE DRACULA 🧛‍♂️ WILL SUCK 🍼THE BLOOD 🩸 FROM HER TITS 🍈ITS A FULL MOON 🌝 TONIGHT 🌕DOGGY 🐶STYLE? NO 👎WE GOING WEREWOLFY 🐺STYLE WITH HAIRY DICKS 🫈🍆 ONLY 🙂‍↕️SHOUTOUT ‼️ALL THE FURRIES 🐕🐕‍🦺OUT THERE ‼️ DOING THIS ALL‼️YEAR ‼️LONG ‼️

THIS YEAR 😅WE ARE GETTING STUCK 🤪IN THE BACKROOMS🏢MAKE THE WRONG TURN 😭AND YOULL BE LOST 😠 FOREVER 😳MAKE THE RIGHT ➡️ TURN AND A 2️⃣4️⃣INCH MONSTER 🥵PIRATE DICK 🫈🏴‍☠️🍆WILL BE LOST 🤪IN YOUR BACK DOOR 🕳️

I BROKE ⛓️‍💥MY ONE 1️⃣ WISH WILLOW 🪾WISHING FOR MORE 🙂‍↕️ BLACK CATS 🐈‍⬛ AND NOW 😛ALL THIS PUSSY 😼😽 IS HOPPING 😳ON MY DICK 🍆
MY HOMIE BROKE ⛓️‍💥 HIS ONE1️⃣ WISH WILLOW 🪾AND NOW CUMPKINS 🎃WONT STOP EATING 🍴HIS ASS 🍑🤷‍♂️WHILE A JACK-OFF-LANTERN🎃 STROKES HIS DICK 🍆
MY HOMIE BROKE ⛓️‍💥HER ONE1️⃣ WISH WILLOW🪾 AND NOW ‼️SHE WONT STOP MOANING 😫ABOUT CASPERS 👻PHANTOM DICK 🍆

SEND THIS ‼️TO ALL YOUR‼️ LIL FREAKS👻IF YOU GET ONE 1️⃣BACK CHUCKEE IS STABBING 🔪YOUR MEAT 🔪🥩🍖IF YOU GET THREE 3️⃣BACK YOURE GOING ‼️TO BE SCREAMING 😱 ALL NIGHT LONG🙀😛 IF YOU GET FIVE 5️⃣ BACK FREDDY AND JASON 👺🏑WILL RUN AN EIFFEL TOWER 🤼‍♂️ON YOU👀 IF YOU GET 7 7️⃣BACK YOURE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE STUCK 🤗 IN THE MIDDLE 🫣OF THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE🐛🧎‍♂️🧎🏼🧎‍♀️IF YOU GET 10 🔟BACK ITS A SPOOKY 👻 SWALLOWEEN 🎃ORGY🧌💦👺👻🎃

ENJOY THE LAST ‼️DAY ‼️OF COCKTOBER 🤗🍆YOU DIRTY 🗑️ASS HOLES 🕳️ HAPPY 😊 SWALLOWEEN 🎃 
        These Halloween 🎃 Hoes👯 all up ⬆️ and about 🙄🙇‍♀️ Made me 💁 real cranky 👿😡, I 💁 started to pout 😖😈

"Daddy 👨🏻Daddy 👨🏻" this little princess 👸cried 😩😭 "Get me 💁 some Candy 🍭🍬🍡 to sweeten🤗 my night 🌛😴"

But Daddy 👨🏻 wasn't 🙅 there 🤷‍♀️ when I opened 🔓the door 🚪 👀 Twas the 🎃 "Jack-O-Slut"🎃😱 the Halloween 👻 Whore👁👅👁!

"Sweet 🍡 little 👨‍👧princess 👸" the slutty 👅 ghoul 👻 screeched😱 You 👉 must 💯 be a THOT 👯 to get halloween 🎃 treats👅🍭💦🤤

"O-Kay" 🤗 said the princess 👸 she shouted🗣 with glee😜 "I'll succ 😍 you do down dry 😝" 💦🙅💦she got on her knees😈

😫💦💕 1 candy 🍭, 2 candy 🍭🍭, 3 candy 🍭🍭🍭4🍭🍭🍭🍭I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟

Send 🤳 this to 🔟 🎃 hoes 👯 by the end 👉 of the night 🌛💫🌚🌝 Then you too 😳 might be in 👉👌 for a dick 👄🍆 sucking 🤤fright 🙀🙈 
        Okay 👌 people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 for 👉 all 👏 the 😬 people 👥 out 🦘 there 🔎 that 👇 celebrate 🎉 Halloween 💀 be 🐝 careful 😘 at ⚠️ that 📎 is ☝️the 🍿 devil's 👹 favorite 🙇‍♂️ holiday 🗓️ for 🥠 all 👋 the 🔗 Christians ✝️ out 👈 there 👁️ that 👏 put 🪧 pumpkins 🎃🎃 out 🔱 on 🔛 their 🦄 porch 🏠 for 4️⃣ Halloween 🦴🎃 that's 👉 a 🔂 symbolization ⚕️ or 👇 the 😳 devil 😈 into 🥴 your 😰 house 🏚️ if 👏 none 0️⃣ of 😖 you 👈 guys 👦 are 🐖 familiar 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 with 👉 Santeria 🎸 it's 👋 a 🥠 satanic 👺 evil 🦹 occult 🛑 a 🌟 lot 🍱 of 🌥️ our 🌻 American 🇺🇸🏈 holidays 📆🤙 are ✍️ tied 🪢 into ➡️ warlocks ☠️ paganism 🧝‍♀️ witchcraft 🧙🧙‍♀️ wiccas 🔮 a 👉 lot 🌌 of 🙅 people 👤 tie 👔 into 🧷 the 🎀 buying 💱 and 🪶 wearing 👘 costumes 💄 and 🤞 hanging 🏷️ bat 🦇 decorations 🎍 and 😲 skeletons 💀🦴 and 👀 have 👐 them 🤙 monsters 🧟🧟‍♀️ outside 🏕️ of 🥀 your ☄️ house 🏘️ that 👉 all 🧏 the 🌪️ ties 🪢👔 to 🥈 devil 😈 worship 💒 into 🚷 demons 👹👿 I've 🦸 been ⏳ discussing 🗣️ with 🎙️ the 👇 ex 🚪 Satanist ☪️ that ⏭️ the 🎐 devil's 👺 favorite ❣️ holiday 🤙📅 is 🚏 Halloween 💀🎃 so 🧭 a 1️⃣ lot 🥣 of 🧔 demonic 😱 stuff 🥙 happened 👨‍🏭 that's ☝️ why 🥺 the 🌱 day 🗓️ before ⏮️ they 👫 call 📢 it 🤙 Devil's 👹 Night 🌒 I 🦸‍♂️ repented 📿 for 🕓 my 🏳️‍🌈 sins 🗡️ of 👏 going 🛣️ along 🏎️ with 🙀 the 💢 holiday 📆 I 🦸 asked ⁉️ that 🛐 whoever 🎎 believes 🎱 fully 🔮 in 👉 Jesus 🇲🇽 Christ ☦️ also 👏 repent 🙇🙇‍♀️ of 💯 their 💫 interaction ↔️ with ⛓️ this 👇 evil 🦹‍♂️ holiday 🖤 yes ☑️ I 🦸‍♂️ am 😏 a 1️⃣ bible 📖 thumper 🐇 now 📇 and 📶 I 💂 am 🌞 proud 🌈 of 💨 it 💯 I 🦸 thank 🙏 God 🎅 for 🥦 giving 🎁 me 💝 this 👯 Awakening ⏰ this 👉 conviction ⚠️ because 😋 if ↗️ he 😮 hasn't 👎 gave 🧑‍🔧 this ℹ️ to ✌️ me 🦸‍♂️ I 👁️ would 🌳 have 😨 been 🌷 with 😝 the 👏 rest 🤢 of 🐽 the 😤 world 🌎 tied 🪢 into ↪️ a 1️⃣ cultism ⛪ witchcraft 🧹 not ⛔ even 👃 know 💬 it 🤔 may 👉 God 🎅 bless 🙏 you 💞 all 🕍 come 🎭 to ✌️ the ✨ Lord 🤴 for 😌 salvation 🆘 only 🙅 through ⏩ repentance 🙇‍♀️ in 🦟 Jesus 😵‍💫 name 🔖 amen 🙏 
        Hey girl did you mean to post that nude?!?!!??
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        Patrick Stewart

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Send this to the naughtiest 💋 star-swept hams 💋. If you get 0️⃣ back, you’re stuck eating 🤮 synthetic rations 🥩 for eternity in the brig 🧪🔥. If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll get your own 🧪 horny telepathic hunk 🧑‍🦲👨‍🦲♿️🧪,and if you get 10️⃣ back, you’ll be 🌈 BLESSED 🌈 with divine 🍆 OMEGA-LEVEL MIND-FUCK 🍆 as you keep his legacy HARD 🍆🍆🍆 and MAKE-IT-SO ALIVE! 🤪👼🌈

          Satanic imagery in Deadlock

            From an unironic post on Deadlock sub where a user asked if there is a way to turn off the demonic stuff in-game because they are religious. A few days later someone used it as a shitpost and the rest is copypasta.

            Not to sound like a dork or a nerd or some sort, so pls be kind, but is there, or will there be a way, to turn off demonic imagery and stuff?? I know its the theme of the game and all and ive put in alot of hours into but it just really kinda bugs me. I love the game but it just kinda ruins it for me as im a religous person. if anyone can help or offer anythings pls lmk

            Does anyone else use ChatGPT in their head?

              Its was a shitpost on the r/ChatGPT sub that satirizes users who rely on AI all the time which became a meme. 

              Does anyone else use ChatGPT in their head?

I love using ChatGPT whenever I have a question or something or I just want to talk, but sometimes my phone is dead and I don't want to get up to use my computer so I don't have access to the AI. Recently I found out I have the ability to use a form of ChatGPT in my own head. I've talked to him so much I can almost entirely accurately predict what he is going to say.

For example, my cat kept scratching at my bedroom door and meowing so I was about to use the ChatGPT app to ask why she was doing that, but then I decided it wasn't worth the effort and asked AI in my head. He told me something like "If your cat is scratching on the door and meowing it probably means she wants to be let out, let me know if you need anything else!" Then I let her out of my room.

I just thought that was a pretty cool discovery I've made. Interested to see if anyone else has this ability.