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I really love the merch but I’d hate to wear it out in public

    It was a shitpost made by a Deadlock dev “hopoo” on their own merch in Twitch chat. 

    I really love the merch but I'd hate to wear it out in public, the last thing I need is the attention of some disgusting seeker or initiate soaking up my oxygen trying to spark up a conversation with me, like sure I love the game but the community? We don't usually walk in the same circles, I fly private I go to FBO's, I only eat 3 star michelin meals, so I guess the chances of us crossing paths are low but still, I'd rather not.

    Alice Thymefield saved my parent’s marriage

      Both of the story were written by u/AppearanceThen3383 for the ZZZ sub on Reddit and is most likely fictional. 

      so my parents are divorced, and yesterday they were arguing at my dad's house about whom i would be with next week. This stuff usually happens a lot, so I drown it out by playing ZZZ in the living room. Out of nowhere, my dad goes, "Is that a blonde bunny girl in your game?" and i go yeah cuz she is. I was in the overworld as Alice and my dad thought she looked like my mom. My mom started bursting out laughing and they both started to reminisce about their college days because she once wore a bunny girl suit for Halloween. The conversation between my parents started to lighten up, and my dad just said my mom can have me Sunday night. I just heard that mom's coming over to watch the Super Bowl with me and my dad too? It's so weird that they're acting nicely with each other, but it's good.

      Sigrid Del’azur saves my parents marriage

      So my parents are divorced, and yesterday they were arguing at my dad's house about whom i would be with next week. This stuff usually happens a lot, so I drown it out by playing ZZZ in the living room. Out of nowhere, my dad goes, "Is that a blonde horse girl in your game?" and i go yeah cuz she is. I was in the overworld as Sigrid and my dad thought she looked like my mom.

My mom started bursting out laughing and they both started to reminisce about their college days because my mom used to be a jockey and she loves using horses with bright blonde mane. The conversation between my parents started to lighten up, and my dad just said my mom can have me Sunday night. I just heard that mom's coming over to watch a horse racing competition with me and my dad too? It's so weird that they're acting nicely with each other, but it's good.

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

        On 2017, a Redditor u/Niekisch made a comment on a post on r/CringeAnarchy as an circle-jerk comment or a shitpost that would ultimately led to the infamous Rick and Morty copypasta.

        To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

        To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Gaze Bearing.

          By u/ALonelyGamer, its satire of the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to the Gaze Bearing in Limbus Company.

          To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Gaze Bearing. The social commentary is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the statements will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Meursault's absurdist outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the commentary, to realize that they're not just words- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Gaze Bearing truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Meursault's existencial catchphrase "It will be done, Manager." which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kim Ji-Hoon's genius unfolds itself on their screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Meursault tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

          How do I unequip my pet? It keeps eating my missions.

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            I just got this pet from a quest. I think it's a dog? It's supposed to be a dog. It looks like a dog that was left in the microwave too long. I love him, his name is Greg.

Anyway the problem is Greg keeps dying. Like immediately. I load into a mission, the door opens, and Greg just sprints directly into a group of Grineer and evaporates. He doesn't attack them. He doesn't hide. He just runs at them with what I can only describe as "unearned confidence" and then he's gone. I have to revive him every 4 seconds. The Grineer are ignoring me entirely. They've realized I'm not the threat. In fact, Greg is the only threat. Greg is a threat to himself.

So my question is: can I leave Greg at home? I checked the menu and there's no "leave Greg at the orbiter" button. There's no "Greg, stay" option. There's no "Greg, get the fuck out of my way I’m begging you" setting. I tried unequipping him but it says I need to put him in stasis and I don't know what stasis means in this game and I'm scared it might hurt him.

Also he keeps making a noise. It's not a bark. It's not a growl. It's like a wet cough. He does it constantly. During cutscenes. During dialogue. During the loading screen. I think he might be sick. I think I might be a bad dog owner. Either way, it’s driving me up the wall.

Is there a way to make Greg sit? Or stay? Or just… not.. do anything that he’s been doing. I just want to do one mission without watching Greg run face first into a Heavy Gunner and get launched into orbit. I can't keep doing this. I'm running out of revives. I'm running out of patience. I'm running out of Greg.

Tee el dee are, my pet Greg is suicidal and I don't know how to tell him to stop.

            Comunicado Oficial: Our club finds it intolerable that the president of LaLiga uses his institutional position to continue disparaging and attacking Real Madrid in the way he does in every one of his public statements.

              Our club finds it intolerable that the president of LaLiga uses his institutional position to continue disparaging and attacking Real Madrid in the way he does in every one of his public statements. 
              Our club finds it intolerable that the president of LaLiga uses his institutional position to continue disparaging and attacking Real Madrid in the way he does in every one of his public statements. It is deeply concerning that someone responsible for representing and protecting the interests of all LaLiga clubs remains obsessed with Real Madrid, repeatedly making our club the constant target of his public attacks.

His latest statement is particularly serious and incomprehensible, unbecoming of a responsible manager, because he made it while commenting on an article by an independent journalist in a digital publication. However, he reacts against our club by even going so far as to evaluate our sporting strategy, which is completely absurd and irresponsible.

It is utterly astonishing that the president of LaLiga dedicates his time and personal channels to publicly discrediting Real Madrid, instead of using his position to build trust in the institutions responsible for ensuring the impartiality of the competition. In doing so, he continues to damage the image of our league and of Spanish football worldwide.

Given this inappropriate and prolonged behavior, we believe that professional football in Spain urgently needs a leader capable of managing it and developing its full potential while upholding the fundamental principle of neutrality. It needs someone who understands the nature of their role, because the president of LaLiga is not the owner of the competition, but rather a manager serving the clubs that comprise it and entrust its direction to them. The clubs need someone who will serve this mission with integrity.