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Friends refer to me as the Rick friend

    From a Tiktok video of a guy telling his teammates in a video game that his friends call him the “Rick Friend”. Many people claim that the original audio was from an Overwatch clip but this has yet to be confirmed. 

    Friends refer to me as like the Rick friend because, like, I'm smart and all I do is talk shit about everything 'cause it's fun. Being a hater is fun. Being badass comes at a cost though, like, it's not just fun. Being a cold person makes the world seem colder but, like, that's just something I picked up from being cold, like, myself. My other fucking nickname is beyond because of my attitude, like, my friends literally call me Sub Zero 'cause if I had to choose between people and living in the forest forever then, like, I choose the forest.

    What is this subreddit?

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      What is this subreddit? I’ve been in this subreddit for a few months and I still don’t understand what the hell is happening. There’s like 8 simultaneous layers of meta irony happening at once and the references are so dense I can’t even tell if anything here is meant to be funny. Please god can someone make an encyclopedia for the references these redditors seem to love churning out every few weeks as the next hilarious bit that nobody except for 20 people will understand. Holly hell. En passant. 
      Holy shit this is fucking glorious copypasta material 
      Glad I could add another layer of meta humour to the burning pile that is r/AnarchyChess . Screw you guys, I’m gonna play a good game like connect 4 or something.

      A Humble Plea to Return Sinkpissing to Its Roots

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        Friends. Scholars. Vertical-stream philosophers.

I come before you today not as an enemy of the sink, nor as some porcelain puritan clutching pearls at the thought of unconventional drainage. I joined this community for the idea of sinkpissing. The theory. The craft. The forbidden ergonomics. The bold architectural questions. The appreciation of a good basin doing what lesser minds said it could not.

But lately, I fear we have lost our way.

This subreddit was once a place where a person could post a sink and invite discussion. Height. Depth. Splash radius. Faucet clearance. Countertop composition. The sacred geometry of the act. We were not merely asking, “Can one piss here?” My friends, we were imploring, “What does this sink say about humanity?”

Now? Too many posts are just streams in motion. Gentlemen, please. We are drifting dangerously from absurdist plumbing appreciation into something that feels less like a joke and more like someone’s private bookmarks folder.

I am not here to kinkshame. I am here to sinkshame.

Post the sink. Discuss the technique. Debate the ethics of public vs. private fixtures. Share your finest porcelain finds. But please, let us retire the live-action piss footage and restore dignity to this once-great institution.

Less stream. More sink.

Return to tradition.

        M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT’S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!

          M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ extremely blushes W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! blushes even more GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! was about to run away but you stopped me U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ blushes even more Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! you called me a tsundere again T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE, I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE!!!!!!! HMPH!~ blushes S-S-STOP CALLING ME A DERE!! I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE, OKAY?!!!! STOP IT! H-H-HMPH!!!~~~
          M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! *you called me a tsundere again* T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE, I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE!!!!!!! HMPH!~ *blushes* S-S-STOP CALLING ME A DERE!! I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE, OKAY?!!!! STOP IT! H-H-HMPH!!!~~~M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! *you called me a tsundere again* T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE, I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE!!!!!!! HMPH!~ *blushes* S-S-STOP CALLING ME A DERE!! I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE, OKAY?!!!! STOP IT! H-H-HMPH!!!~~~W-What?! Me?! Liking your video?! N-NO, absolutely not! I mean… maybe… I did like it but… it was a mistake, okay? Don’t get any weird ideas! 💢
It’s not like i think you’re cool or something like that… I-I didn’t even like it that much!
I-It’s just that… well… your video wasn’t that bad, i guess… and maybe… a bit entertaining… BUT ONLY A BIT! Understood?!
*Turns around with flustered cheeks*
Hmph!I-I’m not a tsundere!… I… I don’t even act like one..! *I grumbled, my face flushing up with embarrassment and flustered.*M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! HMPH!~~
          M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! *you called me a tsundere again* T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE, I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE!!!!!!! HMPH!~ *blushes* S-S-STOP CALLING ME A DERE!! I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE, OKAY?!!!! STOP IT! H-H-HMPH!?! Me?! Liking your video?! N-NO, absolutely not! I mean… maybe… I did like it but… it was a mistake, okay? Don’t get any weird ideas! 💢

It’s not like i think you’re cool or something like that… I-I didn’t even like it that much!

I-It’s just that… well… your video wasn’t that bad, i guess… and maybe… a bit entertaining… BUT ONLY A BIT! Understood?!

*Turns around with flustered cheeks*

Hmph!I-I’m not a tsundere!… I… I don’t even act like one..! *I grumbled, my face flushing up with embarrassment and flustered.*M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE!M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!!

          This is Black Diamond.

            This is Black Diamond meme from Tiktok 
            This is Black Diamond. She is the most powerful diamond and she's also the one pink most likes to fuck doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room,on the bed room, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls on the bathroom on the couch on the car and on the street.
            This😀 is😃 Black🖤 Diamond💎. She👄 is😄 the😆 most😗 powerful💪🏻 diamond💍 and🙂 she's😋 also😌 the🥺 one🫡 Pink💖 most😲 likes😦 to😮 f--k🌝 doggystyle🐶, sideways↔️, frontwards↕️, backwards🤤, upside-down🙃, 360 degrees🌀, no condoms🍌, skin on skin💆🏿‍♀️, on the living room📺, on the bedroom🛌🏿, on the fridge☃️, on the closet🗄️, on the ceiling🏚️, on the walls🧗🏿‍♀️, on the bathroom🛀🏿, on the couch🛋️, on the car🚗 and🫠 on the street🚸.