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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Gaze Bearing.

    By u/ALonelyGamer, its satire of the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to the Gaze Bearing in Limbus Company.

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Gaze Bearing. The social commentary is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the statements will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Meursault's absurdist outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the commentary, to realize that they're not just words- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Gaze Bearing truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Meursault's existencial catchphrase "It will be done, Manager." which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kim Ji-Hoon's genius unfolds itself on their screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Meursault tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

    How do I unequip my pet? It keeps eating my missions.

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      I just got this pet from a quest. I think it's a dog? It's supposed to be a dog. It looks like a dog that was left in the microwave too long. I love him, his name is Greg.

Anyway the problem is Greg keeps dying. Like immediately. I load into a mission, the door opens, and Greg just sprints directly into a group of Grineer and evaporates. He doesn't attack them. He doesn't hide. He just runs at them with what I can only describe as "unearned confidence" and then he's gone. I have to revive him every 4 seconds. The Grineer are ignoring me entirely. They've realized I'm not the threat. In fact, Greg is the only threat. Greg is a threat to himself.

So my question is: can I leave Greg at home? I checked the menu and there's no "leave Greg at the orbiter" button. There's no "Greg, stay" option. There's no "Greg, get the fuck out of my way I’m begging you" setting. I tried unequipping him but it says I need to put him in stasis and I don't know what stasis means in this game and I'm scared it might hurt him.

Also he keeps making a noise. It's not a bark. It's not a growl. It's like a wet cough. He does it constantly. During cutscenes. During dialogue. During the loading screen. I think he might be sick. I think I might be a bad dog owner. Either way, it’s driving me up the wall.

Is there a way to make Greg sit? Or stay? Or just… not.. do anything that he’s been doing. I just want to do one mission without watching Greg run face first into a Heavy Gunner and get launched into orbit. I can't keep doing this. I'm running out of revives. I'm running out of patience. I'm running out of Greg.

Tee el dee are, my pet Greg is suicidal and I don't know how to tell him to stop.

      Comunicado Oficial: Our club finds it intolerable that the president of LaLiga uses his institutional position to continue disparaging and attacking Real Madrid in the way he does in every one of his public statements.

        Our club finds it intolerable that the president of LaLiga uses his institutional position to continue disparaging and attacking Real Madrid in the way he does in every one of his public statements. 
        Our club finds it intolerable that the president of LaLiga uses his institutional position to continue disparaging and attacking Real Madrid in the way he does in every one of his public statements. It is deeply concerning that someone responsible for representing and protecting the interests of all LaLiga clubs remains obsessed with Real Madrid, repeatedly making our club the constant target of his public attacks.

His latest statement is particularly serious and incomprehensible, unbecoming of a responsible manager, because he made it while commenting on an article by an independent journalist in a digital publication. However, he reacts against our club by even going so far as to evaluate our sporting strategy, which is completely absurd and irresponsible.

It is utterly astonishing that the president of LaLiga dedicates his time and personal channels to publicly discrediting Real Madrid, instead of using his position to build trust in the institutions responsible for ensuring the impartiality of the competition. In doing so, he continues to damage the image of our league and of Spanish football worldwide.

Given this inappropriate and prolonged behavior, we believe that professional football in Spain urgently needs a leader capable of managing it and developing its full potential while upholding the fundamental principle of neutrality. It needs someone who understands the nature of their role, because the president of LaLiga is not the owner of the competition, but rather a manager serving the clubs that comprise it and entrust its direction to them. The clubs need someone who will serve this mission with integrity.

        Once asked my parents to celebrate my first ejaculation (nsfw)

          It was originally posted on the confession subreddit before getting removed. 

          Once asked my parents to celebrate my first ejaculation (nsfw) 

So a little context about this. I am a second child. I have an older sister (older by only 1 year). Growing up, I used to get jealous of my older sister. Well it just so happened, I overheard one day when I was a kid, that my sister got her first period and my mom congratulated her and comforted her because she was crying and didn't know what was going on. My mom told her she was becoming a woman and my parents took us all out to dinner to celebrate my sister growing up. To help her feel better too.

So I ended up getting very jealous. Part of it was the attention they had given my sister and the other part was about her becoming a grown up. I had no idea that only women have periods. Well several weeks later, I ended up going to my mom and dad and lying by saying I found sticky stuff in my underwear and pretended I was scared. I didn't know at the time that boys don't get periods. Well what ended up happening is my dad awkwardly said "congratulations, you had your first ejaculation, you're becoming a man!" I got so excited and asked my parents if they could take us all to dinner to celebrate my first ejaculation lol. They both looked at each other like they were weirded out and still said "sure....yeah...lets do that..."

Well we went to outback steakhouse and I was still desperate for attention and didn't realize how weird this "forced celebration of my manhood was". When the waitress got to the table I loudly said "I'm celebrating my first jaculation!!"

The waitress looked stunned! Her mouth sort of smirked than dropped open in disbelief. To further boast, I looked at my mom and said "I think I'm going to need another maxi pad!"

My parents got extremely embarrassed 😳 told the waitress I got things confused and instead of eating my parents made us all practically rush our of the restaurant. I still didn't really know what I did wrong and even said "it was a lot!" As we all got up from our booth to leave. My dad then ended up giving me the talk, the next day and explained to me "those kinds of things are private".

And the icing on the cake of this story is that I didn't realize that normally for a guy, he has to be sexually aroused to ejaculate. So when my dad asked me when "this happened", I had said "um yesterday when I was watching spiderman". And he squinted his eyes and had this concerned and confused look and just walked away

TL;Dr didn't understand anything about periods or ejaculation and made them "celebrate" a very awkward dinner for me

          Hate shooting cops in GTA 5

            I would really want to play the game. There's just one big problem: from what I've seen the game requires you to do crime and shoot at the police. I can't bring myself to do it. I'm making this post so Rockstar can see this and make a new version for us who can't stand crime. Preferably without gangsta rap like Drake in the radio either, I only listen to country.

            but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously

              but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriendand i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so..*adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
               but u have to.😕.be my girlfriend!!😍😍 snickers nefariously😂😂😂 /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl 👧to be my girlfriend😍 and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! 💯💯c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' 👫crosses fingers and gulps😊 s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly 👌what do you say to my proposal? 💃waits patiently💑