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Day 74 of no fap challenge

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    Originated as a shitpost from 4chan (primarily on /fit and /v ) around 2017–2018, before spreading across Reddit and Twitter within nofap groups.

    Day 74 of no fap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.

You’re welcome gentlemen

    you guys have to be the most dense group of people i’ve ever met

      From Project Moon community Discord server after “Kim” AKA Kim Ji-hoon (CEO of Project Moon) received a Red Cross charity award for Project Moon’s philanthropic donations.

      you guys have to be the most dense group of people i've ever met, just because i said "oh don't put your eggs in 1 basket as we don't know if things will change or not" does NOT MEAN that it's guaranteed to go wrong or that you shouldn't show support, you guys are being very obnoxious by trying to make it sound like i'm trying to go for one or the other extreme despite the fact it is far from it.

even if project moon and kim is known to not be a bad group it's still shown in their stories that you shouldn't fully put your trust in a corporation, even if you like them (WHICH IT IS FINE TO LIKE THEM AND SHOW SUPPORT EvEN WITH A LITTLE BIT OF TRUST I JUST SAID TO NOT FULLY GO WITH EVERY SINGLE ACTION DONE.)

tl;dr: read messages before you get pissed.

      CONGRATULATIONS (2-18 was harder on release)

        Its a Limbus Company copypasta that originated after the devs (Project Moon) nerfed stage 2-18 HP and difficulty since it was a massive wall at launch. So whenever newer players posted celebratory screenshots of clearing stage 2-18 post-patch, OG players jokingly reiterate that the fight was nerfed.

        CONGRATULATIONS (2-18 was harder on release) on the 2-18 (it was harder in on release) CLEAR. I know you've been working really hard (2-18 used to be harder) at it, and I'm happy that you've (2-18 used to have more hp) achieved your goal of completion. I know your journey through (2-18 used to be even harder) the content was filled with ups and downs, but you and (2-18 used to be harder) your sinners stuck (2-18 used to be harder) together through them all, and you were rewarded for your patience and (2-18 used to be harder) tenacity. Congratulations (2-18 used to be so much harder) once again, and here's to more luck in your future (2-18 used to be harder) pulls!!!

        I’m a god. I call myself Diablo the Cheater.

          Its from DougDoug’s stream where he had an AI write him his LinkedIn profile description.

          I'm a god.

I call myself Diablo the Cheater. As far as I know, I'm the only person who writes a list of cheating cheats and uses it in-game. My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer), and I use that game on a daily basis. To date, I've cheated thirty games. Twenty-one of them were developed by other users, and the other two were made by me.

And today, this motherfucker is named after me.

I use a relatively simple cheat to game console games. What I do is turn the switch on the controller I use into a button on the console, and then I press it to trigger cheats that give me a better experience. Here's what those che. 
          In the video game skyrim I create mods spawn cheese kill fondle and slaughter zombies with a potato, I also replace the statue of a woman holding a sword with a weeping man holding a statue of a sword that isn't an actual sword and then I buy the woman a copy of limbo.

I'm a god!

I call myself Diablo the Cheater, as far as I know I'm the only person who writes a list of cheating cheats and uses it in game. My mod turned the game, my mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a FUCKING necromancer and I use that game on a daily basis! To date I've cheated in 30 games 22 of them were developed by other users and the other two were made by me and today this motherfucker's named after me! I use a relatively simple cheat  to game console games, what I do is turn the switch on the controller I use into a button on the console and then I press it to trigger cheats that give me a better experience. Here's what those she...

I'm a god!

I call myself Diablo the Cheater. As far as I know, I'm the only person who writes a list of cheating cheats and uses it in-game. My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer), and I use that game on a daily basis. To date, I've cheated thirty games. Twenty-one of them were developed by other users, and the other two were made by me.

And today, this motherfucker is named after me!

I use a relatively simple cheat to game console games. What I do is turn the switch on the controller I use into a button on the console, and then I press it to trigger cheats that give me a better experience. Here's what those cheats do:

Enable motion blur, giving the player the feeling that they have superior-level awareness of movement. Insert endless frames when playing day monochrome games (note: this doesn't change the color.) Having copy-over cancelled (tap the cancel button after reversing the movement of your cursor and signing off, which cheats Mario Bros. Actually destroying analogies, in these screenshots, the blank patches are programs like World of Warcraft between Flash trout torment; when your player dies (exp 60F currently looking pushed, Impulse Analyser Extension Die Battle Systems found oWWordFSpecr hrogue Cancecery https:// whoarewphuberx.pathwire.funsize.csschopper. Pruning lets you turn away dreamers. At year junior order I understand marrying has to dodge contract Ignicent, the abusing hyper Script obscuracon essence Grimoire sacrifice Present you greater judgement capacity Behavioral romance Appearance anomalies dread Reflect frost function so recognition wizards Oppone wanna!

I'm a god. I'm a god! I'm Diablo the Cheater, motherfucker!

          I have a vn addiction and a navy seal workout routine

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            I have a vn addiction and a navy seal workout routine 

this is gonna sound absolutely insane but waifus basically took control of my mind. it all started like 3 years ago when i discovered my first visual novel (Totono). even though i consumed a lot of fiction before this in particular activated something in my brain. I remember the exact moment when i chose the wrong route and i watched her kiss another man on tv I was like fuck wow this prolly happened to somebody irl and i spent like a hour in the middle of the night thinking about it anyway the thing about my mind is its very good at daydreaming. i can visualise scenes in my head and experience them. its not even a double edged sword its a sword with an edge pointing directly at me. i consumed dozens of visual novels. i have 0 living expenses and infinite time 0 responsibilities. i am 19. i must go to uni soon. my mom said she will kick me out if i dont do anything. i guess it has to all end but i LITERALLY CANT STUDY ANYMORE. i just like waifus. thats what i do all the time. you would think i am some loser but no i chose this out of laziness. i tried to resist it but it just felt too good. actually i use my special method to enjoy the visual novels even more. its the bed method where you use the bed to do the thing. even though i have a pc i always used mobile phone because i was able to literally play for like 10 hours do the thing with my bed never stop and always enjoy. sometimes i would end up sweaty feeling like i worked out like some navy seal. i also work on my physique all the time. sometimes walk in circles in my room for 2 or more hours imagining myself as a visual novel character or anime character or webnovel character and i can workout for that long. that gave me very good ABS. thats the only thing i am proud of beyond my waifus.