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Before anyone invented the paragraph nobody stopped writing because there was nothing to stop writing

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    Before anyone invented the paragraph nobody stopped writing because there was nothing to stop writing into the earliest Greek and Latin books ran together as one endless unbroken river of letters with not even spaces between the words which scholars call scriptio continua and it looked exactly like a single sentence that refused to die then around the third century BC a librarian in Alexandria named Aristophanes of Byzantium got tired of people reading his texts out loud with the wrong pauses and started putting little dots in to mark where the breath should go and that was the first paragraph because he realized a thought ends and another begins and the reader needs permission to stop after that the paragraphos arrived as a small horizontal stroke in the margin to flag the start of a new passage then came the pilcrow the little ¶ that meant literally "I wrote this" and it sat politely at the head of each new chunk of sense like a bouncer holding the door open and when Gutenberg and the printers showed up in the fifteenth century they could no longer afford the luxury of one giant scream of text because type is expensive and lines are short and so they made everyone indent and the paragraph hardened into law and that is the whole miserable story of the paragraph a handful of dots that learned to take a breath which is more than you have done since you started typing

    How dare you ignore Green. They just wanted to give you some fucking food and you IGNORE them?

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      How dare you ignore Green. They just wanted to give you some fucking food and you IGNORE them? Were your stupid notes more important than FOOD? ITS FUCKING FOOD. THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS JUST FUCKING EAT THEIR FOOD! YOU CANT EVEN SPARE 2 GODDAMN SECONDS?? You didn’t even figure anything out in the end so it was LITERALLY POINTLESS! POINTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!

This self entitled neglectful obsessive do nothing yaoislop vagueposting FAILURE of a dad needs to be put DOWN. He’s lucky Flowery was protecting his ungrateful ass or I would have dragged him to the hospital myself and made him watch Rudy die right before his eyes, knowing any chance he had of hitting that is gone. Forever.

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        I tamper with my 14 year old son’s recording footage so that Pointercrate will never accept his submissions.

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          I tamper with my 14 year old son’s recording footage so that Pointercrate will never accept his submissions.

Hi guys, this is not my proudest post but this needs to be said. My son (14), is a GENERATIONAL talent. For context, his hardest demon is Gaggatrondra, which would have been his first mainlist demon if the record was accepted.

Initially I was very supportive of my son, but as he jumped from Deadlocked to Sweater Weather, and then to Black Blizzard after only 3 months of playing the game, I suspected that he was cheating. However, after watching him beat Zodiac in person last month, I have no doubts that he is a legitimate player.

Now you might be wondering why I would do such a heinous thing. Well, he was unfamiliar with the rules of pointercrate, and so he asked me to submit his record (as I have legacy points on Pointercrate). And well, I may have deleted his audio, because I can’t bear my son to be officially better than me (my hardest is Hypersonic, I beat it when it was on the list). And for all his other submissions, I’ve done the same thing. My son knows that his submissions don’t get accepted, but he doesn’t know why.

He will never know why.

          I’m cancelling my tier 3 sub

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            I'm cancelling my tier 3 sub. 3 years , AnnieFuchsia . 3 years i donated to you, moderated your chat and kept the scum at bay. 3 years of asking you how your day is, defending your honour in chat and even on twitter. 3 years... wasted.

I hope you read this, AnnieFuchsia. I'm throwing away my copy of just dance i bought just to play with you in online coop. What use do i have for this? For one, i have no one to play it with (THANKS A LOT) and secondly, i don't feel like dancing right now, ever.

You danced right out of my life... and my heart.

I've just followed Jinnytty, so long, AnnieFuchsia. Hope it was worth it.

            You promise my son free Robux

              An Indian dad made an ironic video demanding Youtuber @KreekCraft give his son his promised Robux and it became a meme. 

              (in thick heavy indian accent) ok, talk. this video, is coming to you, from India. From India, Mumbayii. this is a message and I'll talk properly now, this is the message to keek? kreek. kreekcraft. k-r-e-e-k? and? craft, c-r-a-f-t craft. youve promised my son that you are going to give him free robux and because of your free robux promise he stayed up till 2'o'clock night and he watched all your livestreaming! for for how many hours, for one hour he was theres tuck and he expected you to give free robux. what advertisement you were doing. you did not give him free robux! see, look at the cheated face. you made his face like look like cheated one and you promised him free robux. why? why did you lie, you lie because of your youtube ahhh, likes and subscribe. look how troubled my youngwer daighter is. whjat did you do you promise free robux they expected to buy something for robux and now their teir their fan of robux and they want me to buy the robux you have to pay for it. she is saying that it is better to play runescape then to play all these, roblox game that you ah propagate. why have you lied to them. what about the free robux. what is your id? his ID is DR doctor, ali, allie, leaf, i dont know why he added that leaf in his ID but he has his ID and he watched you, watched you for one hour you did not even give him a single robux. but it is not that that i cannot buy robox, ill buy him tons of robox. but he expected that exchange to come from you. he is your fan i dont know why but he is and he was watching your video for one hour and what did you do? now look what is happening my daughter is that we better play runescape instead of uh watching your videos and playing games... (ahh what game?) roblox, jailbreak - you were in jailbreak, fortnite, you were in fortnight, you were i nfortnight and you were streaming live. am i correct? and you promised robox and you didnt give him any robuux, when you cant give, why do you promise? dont promise now, because of you, children alll over india is, jino asking their parents for robox. oh he did not give now yo uhave to give eh what is this what is robox. why are you troubling in the whole parents of india, throughout india. I am angry with you. I am going to put a dislike in your channel, i will subscribe your channel and put a dislike. Unsubscirbe and put it dislike. why did you do this, you promise robux. you look at this innocent face, now it is looking like a cheated face because of you and look at her, she is also troubled because of you. KREEKCRAFT, i warn you, yo uhave to give him one robox, robux. at least to fulfill your promise on robux. how many dollars it is, i will give you that dollar separately, but now you give him, otherwise they are going to play runescape. okay i am very angry with you. ok this is not the way actually I speak, I speak very fluent english I am very fluent in English but ah just to sound indian so that you know that we are from india, come here come here show your face. we are from India and we are angry with you. Mr Kreekcraft that yo udid not fulfill your promise so you have to fulfill your promise you promise even if you don't fulfill your promise he will still continue watching you. he is such a fool, you have captured my kids, and she is not her, this kid. it is wrong. you have to want to say anything? he is he is tongue-tied he doesnt want to say anything. and she is saying that she will not be watching your videos anymore and she'll be plalying runescape from henceforth so you apolgoize is our channels name is dr. Ali leaf, I dont know why he added that leaf there his name is name in here too in rroblox in roblox, it is Doctor, d-r. A-l-i l-e-f. so come over him and talk to him and give him a robox, one robox, how much it is 1 dollar 2 dollar i will give it to you separately but give him first. okay. dont make me angry and dont make the kids angry and dont fool them, the parents will be angry with you okay. okay.. thank you. by the way you have a good channel ah. i also like watching you ah ah, but she is going to runescape, you can lose your hope oh thank you bye bye bye bye bye bye.