Skip to content

Mark Hunt

    Mark Hunt reciting his own copypasta

    MMA fighter Mark Hunt is infamous for having internet tantrums in the comments and fans often reuse them as a joke/copypasta.

    How bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here
    that's funny coming from a juicy little slut like u would love u to say anything to my face fucken cheating little betch u another steroid usin bitch look at your pathetic bitch ass
    Always this lil rodent talking shit how about fighting without steroids u lil cunt cheater once u take away this lil bitches steroids he be like all the rest worthless 😂😂😂😂 @Jon Jones rodent rat cheater that's u boi 😜😜😜😜😜😜 u and that scum company protecting your cheating ass @ufc
    daddy doesnt have a job anymore cause daddy sticks needles in his stupid ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 have fun working at the petrol station u ratfuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 
    the only thing u are good at these days u lil bitch is sticking needles in yo punk ass u bitch fact is u are a weak ass short cut taker like the rest of yo bitch ass friends lil dick lesnar @werdum @wandfc and the rest of these pussies who cheat cheating ass lil pig oink oink motherfucker
    “I’m disappointed that I have been withdrawn from the fight, I have passed all medicals 2 days ago, and spent 100,000 on camp. The truth is the legal case I have filed has caused me to be withdrawn. The interview has been taken out of context and I want to reassure all my fans, I slur my words only when I have a drink. I’m fit and healthy, and would have understood if the UFC requested a medical to ensure my safety, however this is total bullshit fuck you Dana, you’ve always hated me you dog”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂more steroids injected in the ass than any other champion only champion to take and shit under the octagon while hiding from usada 🤣🤣🤣 u said it crazyyttt stats 😂😂😂😂😂
    Sik of this rat company up on my feed all they do is promote steroid using rats like this loser listen up it’s the world heavyweight title of a worthless rubbish belt worth nothing u got a steroid using rodent who runs over pregnant women and hides under the octagon when usada is trying to drug test this rodent ufc =joke belt the only thing u are the world champion of is being exploited 😊 that’s why @ufc will never be credible because they have rodents like this being considered GOAT #aliact and dasseeeiiitt 😊
    how about I hog tie u to the back of my electric bike and drag u along the road till u have no skin on yo bitch ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about Timothée Chalamet, you little bitch?

      Its the Navy Seals copypasta but changed to Timothée Chalamet the actor.

      What the fuck did you just fucking say about Timothée Chalamet, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in The Juilliard School, and I've been involved in numerous secret off-off-broadway plays in Greenwich Village, and I have over 300 confirmed ticket sales. I am trained in Stanislavski’s system and I'm the top method actor in the entire New York underground theater scene. You are nothing to me but just another critic. I will act you the fuck out with commitment the likes of which has never been seen before on this stage, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the trades? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of out-of-work actors across the USA and your resumé is being mocked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. You're fucking unbookable, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime (I’m unemployed), and I can perform mime-improv in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in jazz, ballet, tap, and modern but I have access to the entire alumni of The Actors Studio and I will use it to its full extent to put on a full-scale Sondheim musical production, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" review in the New York Post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking typewriter. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price of New York theater admission, you goddamn idiot. I will memory-recall fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking blacklisted, kiddo.

      Timothee chamalet at a restaurant

      Its the Shawn Michaels copypasta but changed to Timothee Chalamet.

      I met Timothee chamalet at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Timothee shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Tim fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” He was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Timothee and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

      Rodney washing dishes on his birthday

        Rodney celebrates his birthday on Survivor Worlds Apart by washing dishes and promptly complained about it 

        Fucking washing dishes 🍽 on my birthday 🎂🎉. 9️⃣ miserable days 📆 left on this island 🏝 that doesn’t even grow 👨‍🌾 fucking coconuts 🥥 or any fruits 🍍😡! Nothing ❌, just has nothing ❌ here. 0️⃣ for 5️⃣ on reward 🏅challenges. I had a bunch of scumbags 🦠👜 who neglected me 🙋‍♂️ on my birthday 🎂🎉, who claim to be Survivor family👨‍👩‍👦‍👦😑. Now now ⏰ all bets are off 🙅‍♂️ now 😤. Bunch of scumbags 🦠👜. Not 1️⃣ reward🏅. Unbelievable 🤯. Carolyn 👩 and Sierra 👩 - they ain’t ❌ going ➡️ to the end 🔚. The only people 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️ who are going to the end 🔚 under my watch 👀 is me🙋‍♂️, that’s it 💯.

        I larp as sunday friend irl and don’t know how to stop

          source
          I larp as sunday friend irl and don't know how to stop

sometimes i talk to random taxi drivers and cashiers like i’m literal sunday friend himself. I say that Im a high-ranking bureaucrat from price stabilité, Sur-La-Clef and the information i’m giving them is already more than i’m authorized to disclose. then i start speaking in disco elysium vocabulary like its normal speech and I regularly mimic the accents and speech patterns of Western European politicians (World Economic Forum officials are a really good source). I give detailed info about their country's equivalent in disco elysium (let's say that the guy is from Turkey and Turkey's equivalent in DE is Kedra so I talk about Kedra instead) etc. etc. this is really fun lmao I'm studying irl political science to get better at this

          Rich Piana busted with lil cookie

            source
            Uh oh, busted haha. Little cookie on the way to the gym. Uh, now, this doesn’t count as a meal, you know. A lot of the times you hear me talk shit about protein bars and protein cookies and fuckin uh. This is. This doesn’t count. I’m having this as a, as a yummy snack because I enjoy it.

            3k hours? That’s cute—you’ve officially finished basic training.

              3k hours? That’s cute—you’ve officially finished basic training.

I’m sitting at 6,129 hours. At this point, I don’t even see the graphics anymore; I just see the code. I’ve spent more time in a trench than most actual WWI veterans. I don't just 'play' Operations—I’m the reason the enemy team quits before the second sector is even lost.

When you hit 6k, we can talk about who’s actually 'sweaty.' Until then, keep holding that objective, recruit. I'll be the one flanking with a Limpet Charge you never saw coming.