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Can someone explain Nymn to me? I watched his stream for the first time yesterday

    From a comment on r/LivestreamFail about NymN which became a meme. Fans would use it ironically to shitpost their favorite streamer.

    Can someone explain Nymn to me? I watched his stream for the first time yesterday (always just seen him in clips) and he spent roughly 80-90% of the stream talking about forsen and his viewers. Is that what all his streams are? Does he not do anything else but talk about another streamer all day? 

    Forsen

    Could someone explain forsen to me? I watched his stream for the first time yesterday, always seen him in clips and he spent roughly 80 to 90 percent of the time not talking while his chat spammed a bunch of dogshit, is that all his streams are? Does he not do anything but just sit there silentyl 

    Settraโ€ฆ Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara

      Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more... 
      Oh mighty, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more... 

      Earth Day ๐ŸŒ

        ATTENTION ๐Ÿšจ all you carbon emitting CUM-SQUATS ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ’จ itโ€™s EARTH DAY ๐ŸŒ and Mommy Nature ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ is ready to GET FILTHY ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ Forget โŒ recycling โ™ป๏ธ cans, itโ€™s time to RECYCLE ๐Ÿ” that HOLE ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘… Go out and HUG ๐Ÿซ‚ a giant redwood ๐ŸŒฒ until it SAPS ๐Ÿ’ฆ all over your SLUTTY FACE ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ and slurps up your SEED ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿผ like a thirsty ๐Ÿ‘… sprout ๐ŸŒฑ Greta ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ is watching ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ you with her BUSTY BINOCULARS ๐Ÿ”ญ If you aren't ๐Ÿšซ composting ๐Ÿฅฌ your fluids ๐Ÿ’ฆ in a strangerโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘ค garden ๐Ÿก then youโ€™re ๐Ÿ‘ค melting ๐Ÿซ  the ice caps ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ with that WARM OOAD ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆWeโ€™re REDUCING ๐Ÿ“‰ clothes, REUSING ๐Ÿ” holes ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, and RECYCLING โ™ป๏ธ cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ for the ECOSYSTEM ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸฆŽ Send โžก๏ธ this to 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ of your dirtiest ๐Ÿ’ฉ EARTH BAES ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ or Jeff Bezos ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ will SQUIRT ๐ŸŒ 420 million tons โš–๏ธ of CRUDE OIL ๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ directly into your NORTH POLE ๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back and youโ€™re a RENEWABLE ๐Ÿ”‹ RAILS-GIRL ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’ฆ get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back and youโ€™re officially a PROTECTED ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ WETLAND ๐Ÿฆ†๐ŸŒŠ Stay WET ๐ŸŒŠ for the Great OUT-WHORES ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒ!! 
        To all ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒฟ our eco-warriors ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿฆธ out there ๐ŸŒ„, We'll cut straight ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ”ช to the chase ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ: This Earth Day ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒฟ, we're urging ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ฃ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ to support ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿค the fight against climate change ๐ŸŒก๏ธ๐ŸŒช๏ธโŒ. To preserve our planet's ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒฟ future ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿš€, we'll never โŒ bombard you ๐Ÿšซ with ads ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“ก. Our lifeline ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ”Œ relies on raising awareness ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒž. Only a small fraction ๐Ÿ“‰ of our fellow planetarians ๐ŸŒ contribute ๐Ÿคฒ. If each of you ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ reading ๐Ÿ“– this could join us ๐Ÿค in preserving our nature ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒฟ, we could nurture ๐ŸŒฑ the Earth's well-being ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒž for generations ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ‘ถ to come ๐ŸŒ…๐ŸŒฟ. The cost ๐Ÿ’ฐ of this plea ๐Ÿ™ is minuscule compared to the impact ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ of climate change. We understand ๐Ÿง this message ๐Ÿ“ฃ might arrive at an inconvenient ๐Ÿ• time โŒš, but ๐ŸŒฟ there's never โŒ a convenient ๐Ÿ• moment โณ to remind ourselves ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ of our duty to Mother Nature ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒผ. When I ๐Ÿ‘ founded this environmental cause ๐ŸŒฑ, skeptics ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿคจ warned me it'd be an uphill battle ๐Ÿ”๏ธ. Years ๐Ÿ“… later โณ๐ŸŒฟ, it's one of the leading initiatives ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒ preserving our nature, driven by a global ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ community ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒ of champions ๐Ÿ†. Most may overlook ๐Ÿ‘€ my appeal ๐Ÿ™, but ๐ŸŒ I trust you'll reflect ๐Ÿค” on the vital ๐ŸŒฑ significance ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒก๏ธ of preserving our planet ๐ŸŒ. Please ๐Ÿ™ join us ๐Ÿค in the fight against climate change ๐ŸŒก๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ and preserving our nature ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ. Thank you ๐ŸŒฟ.
        Happy ๐ŸŒŽEARTH๐ŸŒ DAY you SUSTAINABLE Sluts โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’ƒ it's time ๐Ÿ•to protect ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ the ENVIR-WHORE-MENT and daddy natureโ€™s WOODEN wonder๐Ÿ† ๐ŸŒฒ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐ŸŒฒ. That means you gotta trim that BEAVER ๐Ÿฆซ so Daddy AL GORE can plant ๐ŸŒฑ his SEEDS in your POT ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿชฃ. But first, Daddy needs to PLOW ๐Ÿšœ ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ ๐Ÿด your secret garden ๐Ÿชด ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿชด.  Daddy AL GORE  got me all ๐Ÿฅต sweaty ๐Ÿ’ฆ and ready โœ… as he plows my fertile patch. ๐Ÿšœ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒน. Is that my pussy leaking? ๐Ÿง or is it just the glaciers โ„๏ธ โ›„๏ธ melting from global ๐ŸŒ WHORE-ING ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿคญ. Donโ€™t water your flower ๐ŸŒบ and waste that precious ๐Ÿ’ฆ H20. Let Daddy ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ take care of it ๐Ÿ˜ and suck ๐Ÿญ that HOSE instead ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚. Send this ๐Ÿ’Œto 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃof your TREE ๐ŸŒฒ FUCKING friends in honor of Earth Dayโ™ป๏ธ ๐ŸŒŽ.  if you get this ๐Ÿ”™ 5๏ธโƒฃtimes youโ€™re a garden hoe๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒท. If you get this ๐Ÿ”™1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃtimes youโ€™re ๐Ÿ˜ a SQUIRTING ๐Ÿ’ฆ SPRINKLER ๐Ÿšฟ ๐ŸŒ.  If you get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back your pussy is getting REDUCED, โฌ‡๏ธREUSED ๐Ÿ“ฆ , & RECYCLED recycled โ™ป๏ธ 2NITE!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
        HAPPY ๐ŸŒŽEARTH๐ŸŒ DAY YOU SLUTS โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’ƒ ITS TIME ๐Ÿ•TO PROTECT ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ THE ENVIRONMENT AND DADDY NATUREโ€™S DICK ๐Ÿ† SO HE DOESNโ€™T PLANT A SEED ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป IN THAT PUSSY๐Ÿฑ RECYCLE YOUR TRASH ๐Ÿ—‘ BUT DONโ€™T RECYCLE THAT CONDOM๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿพ GET OUT YOUR HOES AND DIG HOLES ๐Ÿ•ณ TO PLANT TREES ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒณ AND GET YOUR HOLE๐Ÿ‘ FILLED๐Ÿ’ฆ CONSERVE WATER ๐Ÿšฑ๐Ÿ’ง AND SUCK๐Ÿ‘… DICK ๐Ÿ† INSTEAD SEND THIS ๐Ÿ’ŒTO 22 OF YOUR EARTH BAES IN HONOR OF EARTH DAYโ™ป๏ธ THIS GAYPRIL๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ IF YOU GET THIS ๐Ÿ”™ 5 TIMES YOUโ€™RE A GARDEN HOE๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒท GET THIS ๐Ÿ”™10 TIMES AND YOUโ€™RE ON ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜ OF THIS WORLD ๐ŸŒ
        Happy ๐Ÿ˜€ Earth ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒDay! I love ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’œ saving ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒบour planetโœ”๏ธโ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ“ˆ, but I ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ love โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™ YOUR TITS ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘€ more! Thanks ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ for being ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ my ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ EARTH ๐ŸŒ HOE ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ through ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ thickโฌ›๏ธand thinโ–ช๏ธ. Send this on to 5โƒฃ of your closest ๐Ÿ’ฏEARTH ๐ŸŒ HOES ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ for good ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผโœจLUCK ๐ŸŽฒ and ๐ŸŒŽ let me plant ๐Ÿšœ a seed ๐ŸŒฑ in that ass ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
        ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒHAPPY๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒEARTH๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒDAY๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒyou hippy hoe๐Ÿ‘ this is the day we all suck Mother Earths๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ˜ฉBIG๐Ÿ˜ฉFAT๐Ÿ˜ซTHROBBING๐Ÿ˜ฉ COCK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ or should I say rock๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ make sure you have all your big dick daddyโ€™s plant ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒฒtheir tree into your ground today๐Ÿ‘ by digging a huge gaping hole๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ (just like my big dicked daddy stanly yelnats and zero) ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซground I mean ass๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† LET ALL THE BIG COCK DADDYS PLANT A SEED IN THAT ASS๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ the first earth day was in Philadelphia ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉin 1970 and I want you to FILLadapphia my dripping pussy๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉthe earth is getting warmer ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒand I am getting ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒhornyer๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ reduCUMe reuse, and reCUMycle๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ leave your carbon foot print in my ass๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ send this to all you sexy ass earth loving CUMMIES ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ if you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back your a earth hoeeee ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ if you get 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ back you are getting some good dick tonight from a earth loving daddy ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† if you get 4๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back your getting Anal ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ
        DEAR DICKS ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† OUR ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿฟ PLANET ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒŒ EARTH ๐ŸŒŽ IS ๐Ÿˆถ๐Ÿ…ฐ IN ๐Ÿ•• DANGER OF ๐Ÿ‘ฌ BEING ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ“ˆ RAVAGED BY ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿณ GLOBAL WARMING AND โž• A ๐Ÿ‘Œ LOAD OF ๐Ÿ‘จ OTHER TERRIBLE โ™€ THINGS ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ‘  SO TODAY ๐Ÿ—“ WE ARE ๐Ÿƒ PROMOTING โ†—โ†— ORGASMS NOT OIL BARRENS THE ๐Ÿ• BEST ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ WAY ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿš˜ TO ๐Ÿ’ฆ KEEP ๐Ÿ‘ OUR ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ป PLANET FRESH AND ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽ… CLEAN ๐Ÿ› IS ๐Ÿค” TO ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฆ STAY ๐Ÿ’’ DRIPPING DRY FROM ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ…ฑ YOUR ๐Ÿ‘ถ SUNNY ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž SIDE ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿค UPPITY SKANKS ๐Ÿ‘ฏ THIS IS A ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸšŸ CALL ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ“ž TO ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคฃ ARSE ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ IN โฌ… SUPPORT OF CLIMATE CHANGE ๐Ÿ” YOU CAN HELP ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ’ STOP ๐Ÿ‘ฎ THE ๐Ÿ™ EARTH ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ FROM ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ SLIDING ๐Ÿ INTO ๐ŸšŸ๐Ÿ˜‚ ANOTHER ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿป ICE AGE JUST BY ๐ŸŽจ GRABBING SOME ASS ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘โž• SQUEEZING IT โœ…๐Ÿ™Œ PREPARE ๐Ÿ‘‰ FOR THE HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ FLOOD, DROP โšฐ๐Ÿฟ YOUR ๐Ÿ‘จโ›ต LOAD ๐Ÿ˜ WHILE ๐Ÿ™Œ FILLING ๐Ÿ’ฆ UP ๐Ÿ” ON FUCKINโ€™ ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿฟ WATER ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒŠ BUCKETS ๐Ÿฏ TO KEEP YOU COOL ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒƒ IF ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ YOU DONโ€™T ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™… GET ๐ŸŽƒ ALL ๐Ÿ˜ JIZZED UP ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ‘† THE NEXT โฉ๐Ÿ’• 5 ๐Ÿ˜ด YEARS ๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ‘ WILL ๐Ÿ˜ฌ SEE MORE ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ’ฐ FIRE ๐Ÿ”ฅ THAN ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜ฝ ICE โ„
        Hey slut-izens ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆof earth๐ŸŒ, it's time to ๐Ÿ˜ป celebrate๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฆ the ball๐Ÿ˜ we call home ๐Ÿข so hug๐Ÿซ‚ ๐Ÿค— a plant ๐ŸŒต or fuck๐Ÿ‘‰ a tree ๐ŸŒฒtodayโŒš to show ๐ŸฅบMommy Earth ๐ŸŒŽ just how much we๐Ÿฅดlove ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜˜ to slurp๐Ÿ˜‹  up her๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ‘… puddles๐Ÿซฆ ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคค. make sure๐Ÿซต you REDUCEโš ๏ธwater๐ŸŒŠuse by ๐Ÿšฟ showering๐Ÿ’ฆ with a friend ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ˜‰  REUSE your ๐Ÿ‘ ASSets๐Ÿ‘ so you never โŒorder from ๐Ÿคขamzn๐Ÿคฎ ever again ๐Ÿ™…and ๐Ÿ’šRECYCLEโ™ป๏ธ all those๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฅthrobbing๐Ÿ’“ love poems ๐Ÿชถ to Mother Nature๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿชต๐ŸŒบ ๐Ÿ˜ณ save the ๐Ÿฆ birds and the ๐Ÿ bees ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ sendโžก๏ธ this to 4๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ hoes ๐Ÿงwho are WET๐ŸŒŠfor the Great ๐Ÿ‘ outWHORES๐Ÿ„๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ and you'll never ๐Ÿšซknow๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿคญ another dry ๐Ÿœ๏ธ spell๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ if you don't๐Ÿ˜ฌJeff Bezos will๐Ÿ‘Ž squirt ๐ŸŒ 69 million tons๐Ÿ˜ฉ of oil๐Ÿ›ข๏ธinto the North ๐Ÿ’ˆ POLE ๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜ ๏ธ 
        HAPPY ๐ŸŒŽEARTH๐ŸŒ DAY YOU HIPPY HOESโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’ƒโ€จITS TIME ๐Ÿ•TO PROTECT ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ THE ENVIRONMENT AND DADDY NATUREโ€™S DICK ๐Ÿ† SO HE DOESNโ€™T PLANT A SEED ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป IN THAT PUSSY๐Ÿฑโ€จRECYCLE YOUR TRASH ๐Ÿ—‘ GET OUT YOUR HOES AND DIG HOLES ๐Ÿ•ณ TO PLANT TREES ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒณ AND GET YOUR HOLE๐Ÿ‘ FILLED๐Ÿ’ฆโ€จCONSERVE WATER ๐Ÿšฑ๐Ÿ’งSEND THIS ๐Ÿ’ŒTO 2๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ OF YOUR EARTH BAES IN HONOR OF EARTH DAYโ™ป๏ธ THIS GAYPRIL๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€จIF YOU GET THIS ๐Ÿ”™ 5๏ธโƒฃ TIMES YOUโ€™RE A GARDEN HOE๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒทโ€จGET THIS ๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿ”Ÿ TIMES AND YOUโ€™RE ON ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜ OF THIS WORLD ๐ŸŒ 
        HAPPY EARTH DAY ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ to all u TREE ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒณ hugging SLUTS ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Be EXTRA nice to all of our ANIMALS, especially the COCKS ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿง  and PUSSIES ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘…. Donโ€™t be shy to HUGโœŠ๐Ÿผ your manโ€™s WOOD ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ all DAY long. Get all of your HOESโ›โ› and let these men PLANT ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ their SEEDS ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ in YO ASS ๐Ÿ‘. Donโ€™t forget to smoke some TREE ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฌ and let yo man STICK ๐ŸŒด his GREEN ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸข FINGERS inside of U ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿค๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘…. Today is about making LOVE ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ, NOT โŒ EMISSIONS ๐Ÿ’จ so make sure you SUCK ๐Ÿ‘„ the FARTS ๐ŸŒฌ out of each others ASS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘. SEND this to ALL of MOTHER NATUREโ€™s๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒŽ BEAUTIFUL BITCHES ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ and if u only get 5๏ธโƒฃ back yo PUSSY ๐Ÿฑ smells ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿผ like the OCEAN ๐Ÿ ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŠ. If i get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back ur HOTTER ๐Ÿ”ฅ than GLOBAL WARMING โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ. And if u get 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ˜ง, uโ€™ll get PLOWED โ› by some BIG WOOD ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ† TODAY ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ 

        American Dad – I’m calling from my history class

          AKA the ‘Stan suicide’ copypasta is a scene from American Dad S08E09 where Steve’s dad went on a suicidal rant on the meaning of life when asked who was president when he was a kid. The transcript has been used as a copypasta to troll scammers.

          Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about: anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. (sighs) I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.

          I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit

            I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's <0.1" outside" as he takes a ball 2. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.