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I have a vn addiction and a navy seal workout routine

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    I have a vn addiction and a navy seal workout routine 

this is gonna sound absolutely insane but waifus basically took control of my mind. it all started like 3 years ago when i discovered my first visual novel (Totono). even though i consumed a lot of fiction before this in particular activated something in my brain. I remember the exact moment when i chose the wrong route and i watched her kiss another man on tv I was like fuck wow this prolly happened to somebody irl and i spent like a hour in the middle of the night thinking about it anyway the thing about my mind is its very good at daydreaming. i can visualise scenes in my head and experience them. its not even a double edged sword its a sword with an edge pointing directly at me. i consumed dozens of visual novels. i have 0 living expenses and infinite time 0 responsibilities. i am 19. i must go to uni soon. my mom said she will kick me out if i dont do anything. i guess it has to all end but i LITERALLY CANT STUDY ANYMORE. i just like waifus. thats what i do all the time. you would think i am some loser but no i chose this out of laziness. i tried to resist it but it just felt too good. actually i use my special method to enjoy the visual novels even more. its the bed method where you use the bed to do the thing. even though i have a pc i always used mobile phone because i was able to literally play for like 10 hours do the thing with my bed never stop and always enjoy. sometimes i would end up sweaty feeling like i worked out like some navy seal. i also work on my physique all the time. sometimes walk in circles in my room for 2 or more hours imagining myself as a visual novel character or anime character or webnovel character and i can workout for that long. that gave me very good ABS. thats the only thing i am proud of beyond my waifus.

    You have to have a very high IQ to understand Survey Scramble

      By u/TheGingerWeebGal, its a reference to the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed into The Jackbox Survey Scramble.

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Survey Scramble. The answers are very complex, and without a solid grasp of psychology, most of the answers will go over a typical jackboxxers head. There's also The Hosts's cheesy outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from cookie mastersons literature, for instance. Jackboxxers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these answers, to realize the answers to the survey aren't just a family feud knockoff, they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Survey Scramble truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the 'Toilet' response to 'Best Place to poop', which itself is a cryptic reference to Cookie Masterson's Russian epic 'You dont know jack' I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion trying to get a high scoring answer to Survey Scramble and failing. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Survey Scramble tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

      Raiden, have I ever told you about Blue Archive?

        Its the infamous Ahsoka Tano copypasta but changed to Blue Archive.

        Raiden, have I ever told you about Blue Archive? Yeah, it is a gacha game, but the gacha mechanics are not nearly as bad as similar games. But that's not important right now, here take a look at this, pretty cute and funny, huh Raiden? That's just the beginning though, the developers have been adding so many cute and funny girls over the years, it's got far more than other gacha games that only pay lip service to the fans of cute and funny, like Hag Lane for example, ugh. In fact there was a Blue Archive lead developer or someone like that that posted on twitter about how his ideal wife is a high schooler, so you can trust they know what they're doing Raiden. They're just like you and me, Raiden. And naturally each of those cute and funny girls has a swimsuit outfit, in fact, remind me later, I'll show you some pictures on the rule34 website when you return to base. Oh btw it's even got older girls that are tall with flat chests, isn't that amazing? What other gacha game has such perfect fan service, they all think an oneesan character needs large oppai but it's just not true! Flat is justice, am I right Raiden? And you dont need to bother thinking about male characters, this takes place in an all girls school so you, as the sensei, are the only male in the story What do you think, Raiden? How do you like my new gaki? The shupogaki, double trouble, twin gaki students seducing an adult, needs correction.

        I own a bastard for home defense, since that’s what the Spartan order intended

          By u/Street-Committee-367, its the ‘Own a musket for home defense’ copypasta but changed to Metro 2033 universe. 

          I own a bastard for home defense, since that's what the Spartan order intended. Four Reich soldiers break into D6. "What the mutant?" as I grab my gas mask and bastard submachine gun. Blast the first one before it jams, he's dead on the spot. Draw my A-shot on the second man, miss him entirely because it's made from an old pipe. I have to resort to the DShK mounted on a railcar. "For Sparta!" The machine gun fire tears through two men, and the deafening noise attracts a horde of Nosalis. Grab my knife and charge the last terrified bandit. He bleeds out while I fend off a Nosalis that jumped me. Just as the Spartan order intended.

          Gen Con Tornado Warning

            There was a tornado warning at GenCon 2026 for about 15 minutes and this message repeat every minute. The community then made it into a copypasta.

            Ladies & gentlemen, may I have your attention please. We are presently under a tornado warning. Please remain calm, but it is necessary for you to proceed to the interior rooms of the building. Security personnel are standing by to assist you. Please move away from any windows, docks, or exterior walls. Thank you.