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For me, it’s the McChicken.

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    The McChicken copypasta originally came from 4chan born out of a massive trend on boards like /v/ (Video Games) and /tv/ (Television & Film) where users started parodying corporate astroturfing. Its meant to mock how incredibly forced, soulless, and overly enthusiastic corporate ad copy sounds.

    For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
    For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

    Wake up at 8 PM the night before so I’m up before the enemy.

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      Wake up at 8 PM the night before so I’m up before the enemy.

Look at myself in the mirror, punch the mirror, scrape a shard of broken glass across my face to shave. Lubricate with motor oil. Once.

Turn the shower all the way to cold and climb in. Scrub my junk with steel wool.

Make my bed. Wife is still in it. Doesn’t matter, make the bed anyway.

Get in the truck to go to work. AC is for weenies. Drink my own sweat for hydration.

Arrive at the steel mill. Punch in. Guy says I don’t work there and was never hired. He’s been saying that dice my first day on the job. I was seven years old. Doesn’t matter, it’s about the grind, not the money. Put in a light day - 46 hours.

Drive home. Eat a bottle of Guinness for dinner. Crunchy. Spit out the cap when I’m done.

Lay down to sleep at 7:45 PM.

Repeat.

      Solicited places to meet women in Austin

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        Hi,

I am 32 European White beautiful Male. What places I should try in Austin and what times where females are expecting to find solicited males? Solicited means women expect to see men in those places and no unsolicited stuff is going to happen.

Do not offer dummy apps, I am not a fan of that, I want to see women in real, no fake women please, no headache please.

Thank you

        American culture is being destroyed from within by degeneracy and insidious forces, the same ones that label intellectuals as “weird” and “creepy.”

          American culture is being destroyed from within by degeneracy and insidious forces, the same ones that label intellectuals as “weird” and “creepy.” For this reason I identify as Japanese more than American. In Japan, music, comics, games, animation are not just entertainment. They are high art. However, the Japanese spirit has certainly has begun to wither in the wake of the murder of Shinzo Abe. Nonetheless, I am confident the spirit of the samurai will return some day. Abe-dono will always be Prime Minister in the soul of the Japanese.

          I remember my friends and I sitting in the computer lab at school right when RuneScape really started blowing up.

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            I remember my friends and I sitting in the computer lab at school right when RuneScape really started blowing up.

My friend was especially into it, and would spend each and every day telling me little bits of trivia about something I could not care less about. Time and time again, I told him I didn’t care. Finally, I had to sit him down and tell him that I recently discovered the Mr. Hands video, and that was far more important to me than any silly game.

He stopped playing RuneScape within a couple years but over two decades later, guess who is still watching furry porn? That’s right, me.