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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Your comment shows you don’t understand the art of climbing at all.

Your comment shows you don’t understand the art of climbing at all.

Sure, Dean could have done any of those climbs when he wanted, but he wanted to do it WHEN THE TIME WAS RIGHT. 

I’m an athlete and have free soloed hundreds of pitches. Maybe close to a thousand I don’t count. And I can tell you an athlete has periods of great strength, and then periods of weaknesses. 

Athletes have periods of great motivation, and then periods of great doubt. 

To free solo at your own limit, let alone at the cutting edge of an entire freak of nature niche discipline, requires the timing to feel very right.

Not to mention feeling in harmony with nature, the spot, and yourself ON THAT PARTICULAR DAY.

I’ve showed up to free solo and one or more thing felt off, not even considering days where weather or natural elements made soloing seem too risky.

A good soloist takes dozens of factors into consideration.

And all that wraps up into a package they analyze to decide what to do that day. 

 The extra variable that isn’t pretty is that dean probably had some ego, and some desire to make it big (for better or worse), and wanted to time the solo a certain way with current news in climbing, the world, and coordinating perhaps with his sponsors? 

I mean if he made a media splash with a new solo he could further provide for himself via sponsors and thus continue the life he lived in the valley.

Salem, my name is Ken-myrza.

From 4chan its satire of the ‘Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama’ copypasta but changed to Kazakhstan.

Salem, my name is Ken-myrza.

I'm a 27 year old American Kazakhboo (Kazakhstan fan for you sheteldiks). I enjoy erecting yurts in my garden, and spend my days listening to superior Kazakh oral poetry (Alpamys Batyr, Koblandy Batyr, Qyz Jibek) and telling people that Borat isn't
representative of Kazakh culture.

I train in traditional Kazakh archery every day, including sadak atu (foot archery) and zhamby atu (horseback archery). Kazakh bows are vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my archery license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Kazakh fluently, both Soltüstik-şıgys and the Oñtüstik dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Kazakh history and their Turkic batyr warrior code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my Kazakh visa, I am moving to Astana (formerly Nursultan) to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an avant- garde futuristic post-Soviet architect and find a beautiful wasian wife!
I own several shapans, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Kazakhstan, so I can fit in easier. I offer horse meat to my elders and seniors and speak Kazakh as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Kazakhstan!

today my husband asked me, “9s or me?”

today, my husband asked me, "9s or me?" Which is so funny because i had to remind him, “baby you ARE 9s. "9s laughed, but then he got blurry, and the nurse walked in and forced me to take my pills

Merzbow, Boredoms, the Gerogerigegege, Coil… (merzbow copypasta)

AKA the Merzbow copypasta or the poseurcore copypasta is a list of experimental and obscure music that started from a 4chan /mu/ thread asking about people’s poseurcore list. The original 2016 version of the copypasta was shorter but had since been expanded when it became meme.

Merzbow, Boredoms, the Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, Einstürzende Neubauten, Brainbombs, Egor Letov, Death in June, Current 93, La Monte Young, Moondog, Lou Harrison, Henry Cowell, Luigi Russolo, Popol Vuh, Fishmans, Jean-Jacques Perrey, Les Rallizes Dénudés, Rainbow Caroliner, Taj Mahal Travellers, Fushitsusha, Peter Brötzmann, John Cage, Scott Walker, Unwound, Dead, Frank Zappa, Morton Feldman, Captain Beefheart, Pharoah Sanders, Albert Ayler, Ornette Coleman, Alice Coltrane, Arnold Schoenberg, Pierre Boulez, György Ligeti, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Nang Nang, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, Nara Leão, Basic Channel, Raymond Scott, Delia Derbyshire, Daphne Oram, Noah Howard, Terry Riley, Peter Sotos, Lula Côrtes e Zé Ramalho, Boyd Rice, Mahmoud Ahmed, Henry Flynt, Kazumoto Endo, David Tudor, Aporea, Half Japanese, Mega Banton, Secret Chiefs 3, Keiji Haino, Ramleh, Otomo Yoshihide, John Zorn, Joe Meek, Robbie Basho, Phil Spector, Faxed Head, Harry Partch, Wesley Willis, Fred Frith, The Residents, Sun Ra, Sun City Girls, Hans Krüsi, Royal Trux, Jandek, Yat-Kha, Loren Mazzacane Connors, Pärson Sound, The Dead C, Comus, Cromagnon, Eliane Radigue, Arthur Doyle, Shizuka, The Red Krayola, Henry Cow, Magma, Opus Avantra, Pan.Thy.Monium., Murmuüre, Ksiezyc, Gong, Cukor Bila Smert', cLOUDDEAD, Muslimgauze and Kaoru Abe

This game is NOT for kids!😡 (Geometry Dash)

What was Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala thinking when making this game?! The game obviously presents itself as "family friendly" or "educational" with its title "Geometry Dash", while not being EITHER or them!!!! Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala has been putting explicit language and HORRIFYING graphics in this game and it STILL SOMEHOW got 13+ age rating???!!! For example in the spin-off gane "Geometry Dash Subzero" has a skull character saying "G*d d*mn" WITHOUT SENCORING IT MIND YOU!!!! And the level "Clubstep" in the original game has ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING monsters that many kids have surely got nightmares!!! AND TO TOP ALL OF TAHT OFF, ANYONE, mind you, ANYONE can upload any levels they want, with many of them being h*ll themed and SOMEHOW Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala Is not banning the users who make abominations like this!?!?!? AND ALL of the top levels have a horrifying name!!! For example "Tidal Wave" WHY IS Robert "Robtop" "RubRub" Topala ALLOWING THESE KINDS OF NAMES?!?!?!? We need to UNITE, TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE THIS ABOMINATION OF A GAME OFF THE INTERNET AND MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!!!!!

Wow. Just wow. I sat here expecting at least the smallest crumb of humor and instead you delivered whatever that was supposed to be

Wow. Just wow. I sat here expecting at least the smallest crumb of humor and instead you delivered whatever that was supposed to be. Not a laugh, not a smile, not even that polite nose exhale people do when something is mildly amusing. My face remained completely motionless the entire time like I had just read the nutritional label on a cereal box. I actually paused for a second because I thought maybe the joke had not loaded yet, but no. That was the whole thing. I refuse to believe a real human being looked at that and thought “yes, this is ready for public consumption.” I tried to give it a chance. I really did. I reread it three times thinking maybe there was some hidden comedic genius that my brain had simply missed the first time. Nothing. The more I looked at it the worse it became. At this point I am convinced the joke was not written but assembled by randomly pulling words out of a hat. Somewhere out there a clown just lost their job because you single handedly lowered the global standard for humor. You know when people say something is painfully unfunny as a figure of speech. This is not that. This is a scientific phenomenon. If researchers studied the effects of that joke they would probably discover a new emotion that sits somewhere between confusion and secondhand embarrassment. I felt my brain actively trying to escape my skull just to avoid processing it. That level of disappointment should honestly be documented for future generations. I want you to understand the effort I put into trying to find the joke funny. I leaned back in my chair. I squinted slightly like maybe the angle of my eyes would reveal something clever. I even looked away and came back to it later just in case my mood was the problem. Still nothing. My reaction remained the same blank expression someone has when they accidentally open the wrong tab on their browser. If humor were a sport this would be the equivalent of showing up to the Olympics and immediately tripping over your own shoelaces before the event even begins. Just seeing this ruined my entire life.