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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

    On 2017, a Redditor u/Niekisch made a comment on a post on r/CringeAnarchy as an circle-jerk comment or a shitpost that would ultimately led to the infamous Rick and Morty copypasta.

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

    Comunicado Oficial: Our club finds it intolerable that the president of LaLiga uses his institutional position to continue disparaging and attacking Real Madrid in the way he does in every one of his public statements.

      Our club finds it intolerable that the president of LaLiga uses his institutional position to continue disparaging and attacking Real Madrid in the way he does in every one of his public statements. 
      Our club finds it intolerable that the president of LaLiga uses his institutional position to continue disparaging and attacking Real Madrid in the way he does in every one of his public statements. It is deeply concerning that someone responsible for representing and protecting the interests of all LaLiga clubs remains obsessed with Real Madrid, repeatedly making our club the constant target of his public attacks.

His latest statement is particularly serious and incomprehensible, unbecoming of a responsible manager, because he made it while commenting on an article by an independent journalist in a digital publication. However, he reacts against our club by even going so far as to evaluate our sporting strategy, which is completely absurd and irresponsible.

It is utterly astonishing that the president of LaLiga dedicates his time and personal channels to publicly discrediting Real Madrid, instead of using his position to build trust in the institutions responsible for ensuring the impartiality of the competition. In doing so, he continues to damage the image of our league and of Spanish football worldwide.

Given this inappropriate and prolonged behavior, we believe that professional football in Spain urgently needs a leader capable of managing it and developing its full potential while upholding the fundamental principle of neutrality. It needs someone who understands the nature of their role, because the president of LaLiga is not the owner of the competition, but rather a manager serving the clubs that comprise it and entrust its direction to them. The clubs need someone who will serve this mission with integrity.

      Hate shooting cops in GTA 5

        I would really want to play the game. There's just one big problem: from what I've seen the game requires you to do crime and shoot at the police. I can't bring myself to do it. I'm making this post so Rockstar can see this and make a new version for us who can't stand crime. Preferably without gangsta rap like Drake in the radio either, I only listen to country.

        Speedhawk copypasta РPois ̩, ngm assiste ou sequer jogou futebol. Acompanhando o sub me veio uma pergunta, seria eu o ̼nico que jogou futebol de forma organizada sem ser pelada com os amigos?

          AKA the Speedhawk copypasta. The original version was from r/nfl by u/ididilaudid bragging about being so good at football that he feels disconnected in football discussions. Later the meme was translated into Portuguese and it became a staple Brazilian shitpost for soccer.

          Pois é, ngm assiste ou sequer jogou futebol. Acompanhando o sub me veio uma pergunta, seria eu o único que jogou futebol de forma organizada sem ser pelada com os amigos?

tipo metade dos comentários que vejo aqui são obviamente escrito por não atletas que chega ser cômico.

Quando eu jogava no sub 17 do Ypiranga (3 anos de titular)Eu corria mais rápido que qualquer um. Os técnicos do time me chamavam de Falcão dos pampas, apelido que ganhei devido ao meu talento e durante essas três temporadas fui o lateral mais temido do gauchão sub-17. No meu último ano chegamos as semi finais do estadual mas fomos fudidos pelos árbitros nos 43 do segundo tempo mas isso é outro assunto (me manda no privado se tiver interessado em saber mais)

Então sim, espero que vocês possam entender porque eu sinto uma grande desconexão com os redditors desse sub. Por favor me diga que eu não sou o único que se sente assim lol

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          While following the sub, a question came to me: am I the only one who has played soccer in an organized way other than casual games with friends?

like half of the comments I see here are obviously written by non-athletes, which is almost comical.

When I played for Ypiranga's under-17 team (3 years as a starter) I ran faster than anyone. The team's coaches called me the Falcon of the Pampas, a nickname I earned due to my talent and during those three seasons we were the most feared full-back in the under-17 Gaucho team. In my last year we reached the semi-finals of the state championship but were fucked by the referees in the 43rd minute of the second half, but that's another subject (send me a private message if you're interested in knowing more)

So yes, I hope you can understand why I feel such a disconnect with the redditors on this sub. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol

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          Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized tackle football before?

Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.

When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it)

So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol

          you could slap the israeli flag on literally fucking anything

            you could slap the israeli flag on literally fucking anything and some fat twitter user with "sonion ring" humour and erectile dysfunction will slobber on your penis like you're gonna ejaculate water from the fountain of youth. talking about some "generational slander". fuck you

            Why does nobody like Sherlock? Because it has smart characters written stupidly.

              AKA the Sherlock copypasta is a rant from 4chan back in 2014 where the person says that Sherlock is a bad show because his character is a smart person written by stupid people that’s why his deduction are illogical (because it is).

              Why does nobody like Sherlock? Because it has smart characters written stupidly.

Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men is a smartly written smart character. When Chigurh kills a hotel room full of three people he books to room next door so he can examine it, finding which walls he can shoot through, where the light switch is, what sort of cover is there etc. This is a smart thing to do because Chigurh is a smart person who is written by another smart person who understands how smart people think.

Were Sherlock Holmes to kill a hotel room full of three people. He'd enter using a secret door in the hotel that he read about in a book ten years ago. He'd throw peanuts at one guy causing him to go into anaphylactic shock, as he had deduced from a dartboard with a picture of George Washington carver on it pinned to the wall that the man had a severe peanut allergy. The second man would then kill himself just according to plan as Sherlock had earlier deduced that him and the first man were homosexual lovers who couldn't live without eachother due to a faint scent of penis on each man's breath and a slight dilation of their pupils whenever they looked at each other. As for the third man, why Sherlock doesn't kill him at all. The third man removes his sunglasses and wig to reveal he actually WAS Sherlock the entire time. But Sherlock just entered through the Secret door and killed two people, how can there be two of him? The first Sherlock removes his mask to reveal he's actually Moriarty attempting to frame Sherlock for two murders. Sherlock however anticipated this, the two dead men stand up, they're undercover police officers, it was all a ruse. "But Sherlock!" Moriarty cries "That police officer blew his own head off, look at it, there's skull fragments on the wall, how is he fine now? How did you fake that?". Sherlock just winks at the screen, the end.

This is retarded because Sherlock is a smart person written by a stupid person to whom smart people are indistinguishable from wizards.