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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Did you just say the funny haha word? The n-word?

    Holy fucking shit dude, did you just say the funny haha word? The n-word? The nigga word? Holy fucking shit dude that was the funniest shit I’ve ever read. “The nigga word.” Holy shit that’s some fucking comedy gold. No other comedians have you you have, you fucking genius. Robin Williams? Who the fuck is that? Bo Burnham? He’s a little bitch. Kevin Hart? The jumanji guy? They are nothing compared to you, you absolute fucking genius of a comedian. Holy shit I’m still fucking cackling at how hilarious that was, dude. God damn my fucking sides hurt. Dude, that was so funny that you deserve an award for being so absolutely fucking comedic. Dude, tomorrow at middle school lunch me and all of my friends are going to sit at your table because god damn you’re fucking funny. Milk will be spilling out of our fucking nostrils the whole 25 minutes we’re in there. I still can’t get over how you managed to make such a hilarious joke in less than a millisecond, that joke being the nigga word. Not to mention the structure, timing, and set up. Holy shit dude such well thought out comedy can’t be replicated. Dude the best I can come up with is, “why did the bike fall over?” That’s nothing on you dude, I should just fucking give up on pursuing a comedy career because I’d never match up to you. Dude, continue on the path you’re going and you’ll do fucking great in the comedy department. Holy shit, dude. The nigga word. Holy shit that’s fucking good. 

    I would like to know if saying the term nigger is restricted or prohibited in any way

      Hello all. I am new to the community. I would like to know if saying the term nigger is restricted or prohibited in any way. If it is, I will absolutely restrain myself from using the term nigger or any variation of nigger that would or could be used in any context involving the term nigger. I am a man of morals and I understand how the term nigger could offend someone so if saying nigger is not allowed then I would like to know so that I restrain myself from saying nigger in any posts that might result in a comment with the term nigger being used. Thank you in advance. 

      What the fuck did you just fucking say about Taiwan, you little bitch?

        By u/gotrep, its the Navy Seals copypasta but changed to a CCP supporter freaking out over Taiwan.

        What the fuck did you just fucking say about Taiwan, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the study of the one-China principle, and I've been involved in numerous documented administrative exercises over Penghu and Taiwan since the year 230, and I have over 300 confirmed years of jurisdiction. I am trained in historical evidence and I am the top source in the entire international community. You are nothing to me but just another distortion. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Taiwan over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 181 countries across the world and your claim is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call two Chinas. You're fucking dead, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cite you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with the Cairo Declaration of 1943, which stipulated that Japan should return to China all territories it had stolen, including Taiwan and the Penghu Islands. Not only am I extensively trained in the Potsdam Proclamation of 1945, which reiterated that the terms of the Cairo Declaration shall be carried out, but I have access to the entire arsenal of UN General Assembly Resolution 2758, adopted in October 1971, which restored all rights to the People's Republic of China and recognized its government as the only legitimate representative of China to the United Nations, covering the whole country including Taiwan, so there is no such thing as two Chinas or one China one Taiwan. And I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Taiwan has belonged to China since ancient times, the Qing court made it the 20th province in 1885, China recovered it in October 1945 after the war against Japanese aggression, and since 1949 Taiwan's status as part of China's territory has never changed, you fucking kiddo. 

        BF6 Dead Space x Chicanery crossover

          From a comment satirizing BF6 players having a crashout over the Battlefield 6 x Dead Space crossover by using the Chicanery copypasta.

          You think this is bad, this...chicanery? He's done worse. That crossover! Are you telling me that a man just happens to hallucinate being in Vegas, no! He orchestrated it, Isaac! He defacated through the store page! And I bought him! I shouldn't have. I put him into my Engineer! What was I thinking?! 
          He’ll never change! Ever since 2042, couldn’t stop replacing my character. But not our Issac! Couldn’t be precious Issac! Stealing the dark and gritty… and he gets to be in the game?! What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! 

          Trains are really unpredictable

            Started as a joke in the r/IdiotsInCars sub in Reddit, the comment has become a copypasta among train enthusiasts and often appears in posts involving train accidents with other vehicle.

            Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.
            
            I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.
            
            Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!
            
            Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?
            
            A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

            I hate Aquilo because it is described as frozen wasteland, I arrive there and what do I see?

              I hate Aquilo because it is described as frozen wasteland, I arrive there and what do I see? -35 degrees Centigrade? I’ve been waiting for a bus for an hour outside in these temperatures and was comfortable. My car starts in these temperatures without any problems. (Diesel folks struggle, for sure)
              
              And WUBE tries to sell me freezing shit. I don’t need fucking heat pipes, I just need winter lubricants. 
              I hate Gleba because it is described as rotting wasteland, I arrive there and what do I see? Some alien apples and nuts? I've been eating those for my entire live and enjoyed those. My old grandma can eat those without any problems. (Allergic folks struggle, for sure)
              
              And WUBE tries to sell me rotting shit. I don't need fucking bioflux, I just need proper biochemistry.