By u/TheGingerWeebGal, its a reference to the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed into The Jackbox Survey Scramble.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Survey Scramble. The answers are very complex, and without a solid grasp of psychology, most of the answers will go over a typical jackboxxers head. There's also The Hosts's cheesy outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from cookie mastersons literature, for instance. Jackboxxers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these answers, to realize the answers to the survey aren't just a family feud knockoff, they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Survey Scramble truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the 'Toilet' response to 'Best Place to poop', which itself is a cryptic reference to Cookie Masterson's Russian epic 'You dont know jack' I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion trying to get a high scoring answer to Survey Scramble and failing. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Survey Scramble tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
By u/Street-Committee-367, its the ‘Own a musket for home defense’ copypasta but changed to Metro 2033 universe.
I own a bastard for home defense, since that's what the Spartan order intended. Four Reich soldiers break into D6. "What the mutant?" as I grab my gas mask and bastard submachine gun. Blast the first one before it jams, he's dead on the spot. Draw my A-shot on the second man, miss him entirely because it's made from an old pipe. I have to resort to the DShK mounted on a railcar. "For Sparta!" The machine gun fire tears through two men, and the deafening noise attracts a horde of Nosalis. Grab my knife and charge the last terrified bandit. He bleeds out while I fend off a Nosalis that jumped me. Just as the Spartan order intended.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and keeps saying things like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
Its the copypasta used by r/ClotSurvivors encouraging people with symptoms to get checked out by medical profesionals.
We don't know either. There's no secret trick that doctors hate to find clots - the answer is always: "Go get checked out by medical professionals", never "Oh that's clearly not a clot, based on X, Y and Z". It doesn't matter how you attempt to word or rationalize it ("Just looking for experiences, not medical advice" or any permutation of it): We don't know how to figure out what ails someone else, regardless of how well they describe it, or how many pictures they wish to post.
No, comparing symptoms will not yield clinically useful results. Still, it will update any anxiety you already have with new symptoms to mimic (Congrats! You've updated to the new and improved anxiety v1.9!).
One person's clotting symptom is another person's anxiety symptom, a third person's sprain, a fourth person's random pain, a fifth person's muscle cramp, a sixth persons [...]. All present with the same symptoms, and all have different causes. The only way to figure out what's wrong with you is to get professionals to check it out - speculating on the internet will not move your goal any further along. If you feel like you weren't thoroughly checked, get checked again. If that keeps happening over and over, then you can start concluding the cause of that.
You're asking a group of people who have reason to find each other (just like any other support group for a condition), whether you might be on the way to becoming one of us - we'll always err on the side of caution (so you should probably get checked out, sooner the better). We don't and can't know if your symptoms stem from a clot, anxiety, or something else (least to most likely). We're also not footing the bill (time, money, consequences) of going or not going to get checked out.
Likewise, we aren't in the business of relieving anxiety for folks with no diagnosed clots - we're the outliers, and our stories will make you worse, not better. We'll still be here if it does turn out to be a clot.
From a Youtube comment on a video of Mrekk being the first person to do “Cycle Hit” with Full Combo (FC) and Double Time (DT) turned on was considered a “bounty map” for years—a legendary osu challenge that many top players tried and failed to beat cleanly.
Okay. I'll be honest: I have been a closet Mrekk hater for the longest time. (For petty reasons I don't care to explain). I refused to say he is the best player ever, ever since he became number one rank.
However, I have always wanted someone to get a DT score on this map. Even before Vaxei's play. I was going to give that player unbridled respect regardless of how I feel about them. Now that Mrekk got the score I have most wanted to see achieved, I got no choice but to call him the GOAT. Not that anyone should care, BTW. Safe to say, this is my favorite score of his.
look, i get this is a joke, i really do, you had a bad time, you got anxious, heart was racing, you felt like the walls were closing in, we've all been there,but you cannot just write off the entire plant based on like one bad experience with some random street weed your cousin gave you. that is literally like taking one sip of a warm, skunky room-temperature generic beer, gagging, and then declaring to the world that you hate all liquids, like dude,
you just haven't found your terpene profile yet. it is all about the science of the entourage effect,, like everyone thinks it's just about THC percentages but that is rookie shit, that is basic mainstream media propaganda, you probably smoked a high-THC sativa dominant hybrid that was harvested too early so the trichomes were clear instead of amber, now this causes major cerebral paranoia because the CBG hasn't converted properly, or it was loaded with pinene which triggers that fight-or-flight response in the amygdala if you're predisposed to OCD tendencies, you need to look at the chemistry.
you need a heavy, couch-lock indica with a high concentration of myrcene and linalool, like a real Granddaddy Purp or a heavy Blackberry Kush, something that smells like lavender and old dirt, because linalool is literally a natural anxiolytic, man, it acts on the same neurotransmitters as a pharmaceutical downer but it's from Mother Earth, it's organic, it's a plant medicine! or maybe your endocannabinoid system is just super sensitive and you need a 1:1 ratio strain like Harlequin or Cannatonic where the CBD completely blocks the psychoactive anxiety vectors of the THC molecule from overwhelming your CB1 receptors, you can't just hit a mystery vape pen at a party and say "weed isn't for me," that's crazy talk,, that's like saying you hate music because you heard a lawnmower once.
there are literally thousands of landrace strains, cultivars, phenotypes, and cross-breeds out there, you've got your limonene-heavy strains that give you a crisp, euphoric, focused daytime buzz like a cup of coffee without the jitters, you've got caryophyllene-dominant strains that soothe systemic inflammation and melt your stress into the floorboards, you just have to experiment. you need to go to a real dispensary, talk to a certified budtender who actually knows their lineage, look at the lab results, check the harvest dates, start with a microdose of a slow-cured, outdoor-grown organic indica, take literally one microscopic puff, wait twenty minutes, breathe, and tell me you don't feel like you're being hugged by a warm cloud.
i am telling you, bro, as a friend, you are missing out on the ultimate tool for human consciousness and relaxation just because you don't know the difference between a high-speed haze and a heavy afghanica, you just gotta trust the process, open your mind, buy a few different grams of different profiles, keep a terpene journal, and find your frequency, man, don't give up on the green yet, i promise you the right strain is out there waiting to heal you, you just gotta keep smoking until you find it!
