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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Clash Royale – Starting next Monday, we should hold weekly zoom meetings to go over war recaps and performance break downs.

    Its a Clash Royale clan copypasta where clan leaders are asking for Zoom meetings to go over their wars.

    Starting next Monday, I believe we should hold weekly zoom meetings (cameras on, preferably) to go over war recaps and performance break downs. We'll be reviewing every members war battle replay by replay and giving honest, in depth critiques.
    
    This isn't to call anyone out, but to sharpen our strategy and make sure we're all pulling our weight. Lately, our wars have been getting too close For comfort, and it's time to level up. Expect accountability, Feedback, and a serious push towards clean Ws
    Starting next Monday, I believe we should hold weekly zoom meetings (cameras on, preferably) to go over war recaps and performance break downs. We'll be reviewing every members war battle replay by replay - and giving honest, in depth critiques. This isn't to call anyone out, but to sharpen our strategy and make sure we're all pulling our weight. Lately, our wars have been getting too close For comfort, and it's time to level up. Expect accountability, Feedback, and a serious push towards clean Ws

    Brawl Stars

    Attention, club members. With Mega Pig approaching next week, it's clear our previous performances have been... disappointing Therefore, mandatory Discord meetings will begin. Cameras ON (preferably), microphones ON, excuses OFF.
    Every replay will be reviewed, every missed shot investigated, and every Edgar pick will require an explanation.
    Power Point presentstion on how to draft are needed
    This is not to shame anyone-it's simply to ensure this club finally remembers how to win. Good luck soldiers

    Just as Lorgar intended

      Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed Erebus from Warhammer 40K and in greentext form.

      >Be me
      >Be praying
      >Hear a bulkhead smash at 0400 shiptime
      >Grab my arming chamber defence sacrifices because that's what the Holy Aurelian intended when he wrote the Book of Lorgar
      >Run out of the chamber and see two Ultramarines
      >Defile a sacrifice, the first corpse worshipper's head is sucked through his navel
      >He's now a spot on the floor
      >The ritual gets out of hand and turns subfloors 30-50 to a wall of flesh
      >Grab my backup sacrifice and offer them to Tezen
      >He answers my plea by transforming my favourite serf in to a pink horror
      >It starts to massacre it's way through the monastic deck >Activate my crozius and wallop the second non-believer 15 times
      >"Acquire" some new sacrifices in case any more sons of Guilliman arrive
      >Fellow Bearers of The Word knock and enter upon hearing the ruckus
      >Can't hear or see because of the psychic feedback
      >Mistakenly daemogorge the Company's Dark Apostle
      >Mauled Ultramarine bleeds out before he can be properly sacrificed because power weapon wounds are impossible to stitch up
      >Just as Lorgar intended

      The way he worded is simply rude. He could’ve say like “not yet” or “still didnt”

        Somebody asked Nial Horan (ex-member of One Direction) if he has listened to the new BTS song and he replied no. A BTS fan accused him of being rude for the response and that became a parody to mock unhinged Kpop stans.

        The way he worded is simply rude. He could've say like "not yet" or "still didnt" but the way he said it, it seems like "i haven't and what about it" . Idgaf about nial but i wont bear if anyone disrespect bts music 

        Guess what? That’s collusion. That’s an antitrust violation.

          Texas Tech Board of Regents chair Cody Campbell made this statement on June 10, 2026, while warning other athletic conferences against boycotting his school. This happened because Texas Tech planned to play quarterback Brendan Sorsby after a judge issued a temporary injunction against an NCAA gambling ban.

          Guess what? That's collusion. That's an antitrust violation. So have fun with that. You can't do that. 

          Before anyone invented the paragraph nobody stopped writing because there was nothing to stop writing

            Before anyone invented the paragraph nobody stopped writing because there was nothing to stop writing into the earliest Greek and Latin books ran together as one endless unbroken river of letters with not even spaces between the words which scholars call scriptio continua and it looked exactly like a single sentence that refused to die then around the third century BC a librarian in Alexandria named Aristophanes of Byzantium got tired of people reading his texts out loud with the wrong pauses and started putting little dots in to mark where the breath should go and that was the first paragraph because he realized a thought ends and another begins and the reader needs permission to stop after that the paragraphos arrived as a small horizontal stroke in the margin to flag the start of a new passage then came the pilcrow the little ¶ that meant literally "I wrote this" and it sat politely at the head of each new chunk of sense like a bouncer holding the door open and when Gutenberg and the printers showed up in the fifteenth century they could no longer afford the luxury of one giant scream of text because type is expensive and lines are short and so they made everyone indent and the paragraph hardened into law and that is the whole miserable story of the paragraph a handful of dots that learned to take a breath which is more than you have done since you started typing 

            How dare you ignore Green. They just wanted to give you some fucking food and you IGNORE them?

              How dare you ignore Green. They just wanted to give you some fucking food and you IGNORE them? Were your stupid notes more important than FOOD? ITS FUCKING FOOD. THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS JUST FUCKING EAT THEIR FOOD! YOU CANT EVEN SPARE 2 GODDAMN SECONDS?? You didn’t even figure anything out in the end so it was LITERALLY POINTLESS! POINTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!
              
              This self entitled neglectful obsessive do nothing yaoislop vagueposting FAILURE of a dad needs to be put DOWN. He’s lucky Flowery was protecting his ungrateful ass or I would have dragged him to the hospital myself and made him watch Rudy die right before his eyes, knowing any chance he had of hitting that is gone. Forever.