Someone remade the iconic real emo copypasta into goths.
"Real Goth" only consists of the British post-punk scene and the late 70s/80s Goth rock scene. What is known by "second wave goth" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real goth influence. When people try to argue that bands like Marilyn Manson are not real goth, while saying that She Wants Revenge or London After Midnight is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake goth as Marilyn Manson (plus the pretentiousness). Real goth sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake goth is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL GOTH are Bauhaus, The Sisters of Mercy, Christian Death (the only real goth band from the non-British goth scene) and Siouxsie and the Banshees. Some examples of FAKE GOTH are The Faint, Type O Negative and Scary Bitches GOTH BELONGS TO POST-PUNK NOT TO INDUSTRIAL, METAL, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE
Gothic rock isn't fucking real. There's no such thing. Bauhaus is just bargain bin Joy Division and Joy Division was a post-punk act. The Cure is just edgy synth pop. Siouxsie and the Banshees are just new wave. Sisters of Mercy are just hard rock. Even the bands that embrace the genre aren’t Goth. The Mission is a Sisters of Mercy rip-off, which as I’ve said previously, is just hard rock. Fields of the Nephilim aren’t even rock or post-punk, they’re death metal. “Goth fashion" was already a thing when the "subculture" came into being. It just wasn't called goth. It was called DRESSING LIKE SHIT!!!! Goth is a fanciful delusion of Gen X LOSERS and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Make the Axolotl mount a drop from Aetherfont instead of Savage NOW
I am beyond livid that the Axolotl mount is locked behind Savage. After I submitted a report in-game the GMs told me to post on the Official Forums instead. Here's the thing, Square Enix. Forward this thread to the developer who approved this and let them read this word by word.
You do not put cute mounts behind Savage, ever. Savage is for neckbeard no-lifers who play this game 24/7. Give them a crappy Magitek mount or something but cute mounts do NOT belong to raiders. You're insulting all your customers by locking one of the most popular mounts this patch behind an activity no one wants to do. I feel cheated out of my $15.
Next time, cute mounts need to be available in content that everyone does or on MogStation.
I fucking hate v2. First of all, he has the balls to use v1's schematic for himself, then he doesn't even use the main feature, the healing? Instead he decides to use durability instead. Newsflash dumbass, durability ain't mean shit when you've got three jackhammers, 4 quarters, and a cannonball up your ass. Also, using a war machine's schematic for peace? And then he isn't even good enough to beat me? Or at least put up a decent fight? V2 is such a stupid dumbass shithead idiot that he doesn't know how to use it's own arms for anything other than utility. I could destroy v2 in 16 seconds flat with nothing but a single quarter and my bare fucking hands. V2 is a dishonour to the V family name. I enjoyed killing him and I would do it again. If every other piece of matter in the universe was reduced to nothing, and V2 was the only being I had left to keep me company, I would still kill him and piss on his lifeless corpse.
K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for “kidding?” So your reply is “kidding?” or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "K" on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "K" guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "K" guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you. Goodbye, and good luck with your future as that guy who said "K". Alright listen up motherfucker, and get your comfy seat because we're gonna be here a while. Do you really think you can just get away with "k" as a message? What if someone did that to you, huh? Do you think you would like it? Making an entire paragraph to get a fuckin' one letter response of the tenth letter in the alphabet, you think that's fuckin' funny, jackass? Do you want your crush to respond back with "k" after you spill your feelings out like this? (Take me back, Emma.) Huh? What if I did it to you? k. Did you fuckin' like that? What, did you just jizz in your pants because someone disregarded your entire effort of writing this ENTIRE paragraph FROM HAND in about fifteen minutes? That just makes me feel fucking rejected just like my ex. (Take me back, Roxanne.) k. What're you, fuckin' gay? Can I have a response that actually MEANS something instead of just shitfacing our "conversation" with the spam of "k?" Now occasionally with questions or something it's reasonable, but doing it to any fucking response they say. "We're having a nuclear crisis, you have fifteen minutes to evacuate." You're the type of person that would fuckin' say "k" to that, you limp dick hypocrite. You think you can get away with this, right? You think it's SOOOOOO funny to do this shit, but I can guarantee that you'll be taken out back and shot soon. You're fucking dead, "k"iddo.
K?
K what?
K the letter before L, the letter after J?
Did you know that in JK, K stands for “Kidding”.
So your reply is “Kidding?”
Or K as in Potassium?
Do you need some Special K breakfast cereal?
K, as in K/O?
Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks?
Sharks has a K in it...
An unhinged AO3 reader gives some tips to the author on writing gay fanfics.
I notice that this is your first fanfic, so I'll give you a few tips. First, you don't have to pretend you're a guy/gay/whatever! I know a lot of young female authors do this to feel more validated and to cover up when something anatomically incorrect happens in their fanfiction, or men don't talk like real men would, but I want to tell you that there's really nothing wrong with being just straight woman. You're fine likt that. And you're going to make mistakes sometimes. And then, as you develop as a writer, the mistakes will become less and less! (I also want to point out that this narrative is very harmful to us, real gay people. We are not some mask to be worn when convenient and then taken off later. Please think about it.)
Secondly: balls, balls, and more balls. Kissing the belly or behind the ears can be fun in lesbian or heterosexual sex, but men focus on the cock and balls. That's where all our pleasure is; we don't feel a warm feeling in our lower abdomen, a tingling in our stomach, or get weak legs. Licking and biting your nipples is nice, but not enough to make you scream or moan. You can also forget about fingering -- if you've had sex with more than one partner and are active, all you need is a little lubrication and you're good to go. Of course, don't forget condoms; no one wants STD. And on the non-sexual side, I can assure you that no one starts coming out by checking if their parents are okay with it. You either know they are, or you're keeping quiet. I also don't know why Adam would have such a hard time finding a gay club nearby? From what I understand, the fanfiction is set in modern times, so he should be able to find something at least somewhat LGBT-friendly close to home. On the other hand, his pickiness is also a bit strange, like sorry not sorry, but rules like "he's too young/too old" or "he's my friend's ex" don't work in the gay world :p. If a man wants to fuck, he'll even sleep with a young straight man with a wife and five kids. That's just the reality. We also don't watch series like heated rivalry or heartstopper, and we don't read yaoi. Those are things typically aimed at women, and the actors/characters are designed for a female audience. Gay men don't like delicate he/him waifus. Those are the most obvious mistakes I've noticed. We'll see how it goes in the second chapter :p
We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them.
We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it.
This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.
