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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Prr mano, td lugar q eu entro nessa merda eu vejo essa pelúcia fdp.

    Prr mano, td lugar q eu entro nessa merda eu vejo essa pelúcia fdp. É só dar scroll no feed, abrir qq sub aleatório e lá tá ela: óculos redondos, franjinha torta, nariz vermelho brilhando, boquinha aberta mostrando dentinho de leite e aquele olhar de vadia pedindo pra levar rola kkk. Meu pau sobe na hora véi, a prr dura pra caralho pulsando dentro da cueca, pulsando mt forte. Já fiquei mt tempo dando zoom na carinha dela, apertando a foto na coxinha macia e imaginando cm seria meter nessa safada até gozar tudo nela. Me dá uma raiva da porra pq n dá pra fazer nada além de babar na tela e invejar p caralho quando a pessoa posta essa desgraça. Queria mandar na dm pedindo link pq eu preciso dessa puta mano. Alguém pfvr me manda o link da Shopee/Ali antes q eu pirar de vez kkkkk

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    Damn dude, everywhere I go on this shit I see this fucking plushie. Just scroll through the feed, open any random subreddit and there she is: round glasses, crooked bangs, shiny red nose, open mouth showing her baby teeth and that slutty look begging for a cock lol. My dick gets hard instantly, man, my fucking hard-on throbbing inside my underwear, throbbing really hard. I've spent ages zooming in on her face, squeezing the picture of her soft thighs and imagining what it would be like to fuck this slut until I cum all over her. It makes me so fucking angry because there's nothing I can do but drool on the screen and be incredibly jealous when someone posts this thing. I wanted to DM her asking for the link because I need this bitch, man. Someone please send me the Shopee/Ali link before I completely lose it lol

    Ruger MPR copypasta

      Ruger MPR copypasta originated on the r/gundeals subreddit in 2018. It was originally written and posted by u/EMPEROR_CLIT_STAB_69.

      Compared to other entry-level ARs on the market, you're still coming out way ahead here with all the upgrades this thing is packing. In fact, this is more a mid-tier piece at an entry-level price. 18'' cold hammer-forged barrel w/5R rifling: $200

Ruger’s Elite 452 two-stage trigger: $140

Low-profile gas block : $10

15-inch free-float handguard: $70

Magpul MOE SL stock: $50

Magpul MOE grip: $15 About $500 in upgrades over standard entry-level.

You will be collecting parts for a year at dirt-bottom prices trying to build & beat this package. Pricing under $800 makes this a great deal and $700 is the closest we've been to the all-time low in many months.

I got one for $725- she's a dream. Optic is Vortex 1-4 with Aero ultralight mount.

      I’m so Tired of LoO

        By u/LeafySoul, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lord of Order from AdventureQuest Worlds.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Loo. I try to play Frostval Barb. My LoO deals more support. I try to play SC. My LoO deals more Support. I try to play AP. My LoO deals more support. I want to play /timeinn Ultras. The best comp has LoO. I want to play Ultra Dage, Nulgath. They both want LoO.

LoO grabs me by the throat. I grind for her. I get forge for her. I give her the 30% weapon. She isn't satisfied. I get 51% Weapon. "I don't need this much DMG" She tells me. "Give me more Ultras Comp." She grabs SC and forces him to throw himself off the comp. "You just need to build around me more. I can deal more buff with AP."

I can't swap for another class, I don't have enough play time on other classes. I grab my SC. My party declines. "Guess this is the end."My party grabs the other member. She says "Party, private Room." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, Meta Comp. What a cruel World.

        FM Zama ‘Navy Seal’ copypasta

          Its the classic Navy Seal copypasta but changed to Field Marshal Zama from the game Menace.

          What did you just say about me over an open line, marine? I'll have you know I am the MOST decorated commander in the Planetary Jingwei, and have been involved in numerous operations securing the Wayback and have been awarded over 300 medals. I have tremendous political capital and am the most powerful force in the Wayback. You are nothing to me but a CONVENIENT store. I will destroy you with precision the likes of which has never been seen in your beloved Core Worlds. You think you can get away with saying these things to me over an open line? Think AGAIN, marine. As we speak I am contacting my network of informants across the Wayback and your position is being traced right now so you had best prepare for the storm, marine. The storm which wipes out that pauper's closet you call a wardrobe. I can make your life miserable in over seven hundred different ways, and that's just with a single call. Not only am I extensively connected with all the factions of the Wayback, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Planetary Jingwei and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your TCR bottoms off the face of the Wayback. If ONLY you could have known what unholy retribution your clever comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have held your tongue, MARINE. But you could not, you did not, and now YOU are paying the price. I will make your residence here a living hell and you will drown in it. You are DEAD, marine.

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          I really hate [Meta Deck].

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            I really hate [Meta Deck].

[Meta Deck] is probably one of the worst decks we've had in the game for a long time. It's fundamentally [overpowered/oppressive/uninteractive], basically just [going face/playing minions on curve/doing nothing] all game. What's worse, the whole archetype feels incredibly [forced/boring to play against/mindless].

Honestly, I can't believe Team 5 would make a deck like this. I wish they would support the class differently, with [even more miracle rogue cards/better armour tools/less overload synergy/neutral healing/insert as appropriate], instead of [forcing this archetype/more aggro tools]. I miss the old [fun/skillful/unique] decks, like [Handlock/Control Warrior/Patron Warrior/Anyfin Paladin/insert as appropriate].

I'm off to play [Gwent/Shadowverse/Faeria/Duelyst] instead. I hear you get [free packs/anime girls/Nothing But Control Decks] from them. Tell me when [meta deck] is gone and I might give Hearthstone a try again.