Arknights

Typhon’s b00b@S are so nice and squishy

Ever since Typhon had been recruited, I couldn’t keep my eyes of her gargantuan breasts because I just wanna play with them, squeeze them, slap them, and unimaginable amount of other unholy things(with consent because I still had dignity). But I had also noticed something else…..

Ever since I first met her, I noticed that she always had trouble walking, it’s almost as if something extremely heavy was weighing her down. She couldn’t even take a proper step without nearly falling forward. I saw it as a temporary thing at first, but it has been going on for days. So I finally decided to ask what’s wrong.

She stated that her breast had been in an excruciating pain due to being overfilled with milk, like a cows utter when it’s unmilked. I offered to help by milking her, but she rejected because it would be too painful.

I promised that I would squeeze it as gently and slightly as possible, so you started squeezing. It felt physically nice, but then there was a huge burst…..

The milk blasted out of Typhon’s tits with such surgical force that it pushed me to the corner of the office. After a second, the whole office had been flooded with her breast milk. What should I fucking do in dis situation? I urgently opened the door to prevent drowning, this is where I realised I fucked up…..

The whole bottom floors of the ark had been completely SUBMERGED in her magnificent breast milk, it was like a freaking titanic. It was flowing everywhere like crazy. Just how much gallons of milk those her breasts contain?

“Hey, I can finally walk now!” Typhon cried happily. All the weight from her curve were now gone, but her breast still remained in the same size. She was so thankful for my help that she allowed me to jump on her booba like a trampoline and use it as a pillow whenever I sleep.

It has been weeks ever since, and my time squishing her breasts like a fidget toy has been great. I recently received an announcement that 54 of my operators had been drowned to death from that incident, but it was all worth the sacrifice. Plus, all of those milk were sent to the starving children in an orphanage so it all payed off.

I’m sick of Sandleaf. I try to use Buckleaf. My Sandleaf produces more product.

Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Sandleaf plant in Arknights Endfield.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Sandleaf. I try to use Buckleaf. My Sandleaf produces more product. I try to use Jincao . My Sandleaf makes more carbon. I try to use wood. My Sandleaf makes more shit. I want to try Yazhen. It's still way more efficient to use Sandleaf. I want to use Citrene - It's still not the best. It grabs me by the throat. I farm for it. I plant for it. I give it my water. It isn't satisfied. I make 5 Sandleaf farms. "I don't need this many farms" It tells me. "Give me more water." It grabs my water pump and forces me to grow more Sandleaf in the farm. "You just need to funnel me more. I can be way more efficient with space." I can't try other plants, I don't have enough Sky Forges anyway. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs my originium and makes 10 planters and 5 seeders. It says "More water" There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, efficient space utilization. What a cruel world.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Carbon. It needs Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Ferrium. It needs Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Origocrust. It needs Sandleaf. I want to craft Xiranite components. Their best recipe relies on Sandleaf. I want to make Batteries, Gear Components - they both want Sandleaf. It grabs me by the logistics belt. I farm for it. I make a tons of loops for it. I give it a dedicated grid. It isn't satisfied. I build an Overclocked Grinder array. "I don't need this much processing speed," it tells me. "Give me more raw input." It grabs my power grid and forces it to overload. "You just need to expand the plantation more. I can bind more materials." I can't expand, I don't have enough grid. It grabs my Factory Layout. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs the Shredding Unit. It says "Shredder, process them." There is no hint of sadness in its texture. Nothing but pure, inescapable binding agent bottleneck. What a cruel factory.

how it feels to have seggs with mizuki

Least insane Arknights post on r/0sanitymemes by u/alezcoed.

how it feels to have seggs with mizuki

Mama namie said this herself, a jellyfish has 4 gonads, if you don't know Gonads are the reproductive glands that produce sperm in males and eggs in females, he literally HAS 4 BALLS that you could play with, also did you know that a jellyfish could lay as many as 45.000 eggs in a single night?

Imagine being sprayed by that much of sperm, when mizuki nutted, he could singlehandedly bukkake you and drown you in his sperm, to be honest I really want to swim in his sperm and let him fertilize all of his babies inside of me, it is within my dream that he would reap my insides and overload me so easily

It's just his human form, now imagine if he would rapes me in his seaborn form, I want him to use all of his tentacles to fill all of my holes while other tentacles tying me down so that I couldn't move at all, it makes me so horny just to think about it, I want him to devour me and eat me whole while my insides are keeps being ravaged by this cute little jellyfish

Suzuran wakes up at 7 o’clock every morning

Suzuran wakes up Suzuran is our light copypasta

AKA “Suzuran is our light” is from the operator records (Archive File 4) of Suzuran in Arknights. Its funny since the entire thing is written in one whole sentence. Two version of this copypasta exists where the difference lies in the description of her activities at noon.

Current

Suzuran wakes up at 7 o'clock every morning makes her bed brushes her teeth reads for 10 minutes from a poetry anthology and then heads to the medical department to learn how to use her Originium Arts to actively help other Infected children around her age to manage their emotions and she always treats every member of the medical staff with kindness and every day at noon she will nap for an hour and after waking up she will drink a cup of hot chocolate with creme and if an operator ever gives her gifts she will always refuse politely with a gracious bow and if she ever meets a stranger she will simply bow her head while standing behind an operator and keep walking forward and during the afternoons after she attends one of Warfarin's lectures or sits in on a meeting, she will always stay behind to clean the room and turn off the lights and at night she basically always stays in her room and if she is tired of reading she will ask if she can help the logistics operators with some chores and of course even a little bit of praise will make her blush She goes to sleep before 10 PM every evening and occasionally plays with Popukar and Shamare so please remember that Miss Suzuran is our light–

Older version

Suzuran wakes up at 7 o'clock every morning makes her bed brushes her teeth reads for 10 minutes from a poetry anthology and then heads to the medical department to learn how to use her Originium Arts to actively help other Infected children around her age to manage their emotions and around noon all the on-duty medics express their concern and stress the importance that she takes a half-hour nap and she readily complies because she is a good girl and after waking up she will drink a cup of hot chocolate with creme and if an operator ever gives her gifts she will always refuse politely with a gracious bow and if she ever meets a stranger she will simply bow her head while standing behind an operator and keep walking forward and during the afternoons after she attends one of Warfarin's lectures she will always stay behind to clean the room and turn off the lights and at night she basically always stays in her room and if she is tired of reading she will ask if she can help the logistics operators with some chores and of course even a little bit of praise will make her blush She goes to sleep before 10 P.M. every evening and occasionally plays with Popukar and Shamare so please remember that Miss Suzuran is our light—

Wiš’adel🪳Skill 3 😡 Highest ATK 👌Huge AOE 💥

Started out as Showmaker’s Ksante copypasta from LoL, the copypasta has been adopted to fit Wiš’adel from Arknights.

Wiš'adel🪳Skill 3 😡 Highest ATK 👌Huge AOE 💥 Hits Air ✈️ Stuns 🚫 50s Cooldown 🕜 Stores bullets 🔫 Has summons 👥 3500 HP 💪 600 DEF 🛡️ Deals Arts Damage 🪄 Slows 🐌 Gain camouflage when summons are on field 👌 Skill 3 revives summons 🪨

Pepe 🐸 Hammer 🔨

Mostima

Every single day i fantasize about Mostima using her divine blue tongue licking me thoroughly without leaving a single nano centimeter unlicked in my body... every single i day i fantasize about eating and swallowing that tongue intimately with my beloved wife Mostima, as we both lick each other's tongue and stretch every second into an eternity itself and continue that process for that eternity of eternites, i want to kiss her so deeply that even Gojo's Imaginary Technique: Purple Wouldn't compare to the depth of my kiss. I want her to kiss my mouth with a force of absolute brutality, thusly pushing me towards the ends of the multiverse itself and beyond.

I mean, you guys don't GET IT AT ALLLLLLLL

my love for this woman precedes the beginning of oblivion and nothingness themselves, before even before of all creation.

I want her to whisper in my ears: "you white ngga, i am yours ~" everyday, every minute and push me to the wall and put her feet between my legs and bite my chest as i grab her and hug her so deeply that we would merge into one entity.

I would lick her feet thoroughly everyday, and bark "yes, my queen" as 'humiliate' myself as the Supreme Harbinger of Finality and Judgement's Executor... But here's the neat part....

That isn't humiliation... That is absolute transcendence above all lifeforms. I want her to eat me inside out and i want to eat her and lick her centimeter to centimeter... And again... Stretch every second into an eternity itself.

And I'd want us both to hug in bed in winter listening to classical jazz/russian music as we watch TV and sit in the most questionable positions known to man and as i sleep on her naked warm boobs and her play with my hair and tell me I've been a bad boy recently to CORRECT me.

I'd put her moan as my ringtone and keep my ringtone at 20000% of its max volume even in public to remind myself of such a blessing in my life of an absolute perfection. And I'd do anything even absorb all of humanity's pain and live with the entire cosmos explosions and black holes inside me for eternity to see her become real and marry me forever. I mean you guys ABSOLUTELY DON'T GET MY LOVE FOR HER NEITHER GET HOW PERFECT SHE IS!!! she's absolutely perfect, beyond the language potency of our world and comprehension. Even perfection is an insult to her supremacy. Nooooo, you guys don't understand even with that explanation.

And i absolutely love that she's on my mind every second 24/7 and lives as the fundamental presupposition of my existence.

Truly beyond all. My beloved Mostima.

Actually.... Imma remove the chains put against me...

I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF ANYMORE!

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