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Coronavirus

Copypasta about the Covid-19 pandemic or Coronavirus mainly circulated during the start of the outbreak. Also includes Trump’s response towards the virus.


New Normal

    >YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
    >YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
    >YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
    >YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
    >YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
    >YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
    >YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
    >YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
    >YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
    >YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
    >YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
    >YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
    >YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
    >YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
    >YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
    >YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
    >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
    >YOU WILL REJECT GOD
    >YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
    >YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
    >YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
    >YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
    >YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
    >YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
    >YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
    >YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
    >YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
    >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
    >YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
    >YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
    >YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
    >YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
    >YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
    >YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
    >YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
    >YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
    >AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.

    Another variation of “New Normal”

    >IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
    >AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
    >YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
    >YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
    >YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
    >YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
    >YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
    >YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
    >YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
    >YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
    >YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
    >YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
    >YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
    >YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
    >YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
    >YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
    >YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
    >YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
    >YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
    >YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS
    >YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
    >YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
    >YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
    >YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
    >YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
    >YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
    >YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
    >YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
    >YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
    >YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
    >YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
    >YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
    >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
    >YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
    >YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
    >YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE APPROVED CONTENT
    >YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE APPROVED CONTENT
    >YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE APPROVED CONTENT
    >YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE APPROVED CONTENT
    >YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
    >YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
    >YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
    >YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

    COVID-19

      Hey 🙋‍♀️ you SICK 🤒 fucking SLUTS 🤗 I’m positive with COVID-19 🦠😒 But you’re ➕ positively 🧪 a HOEVID-69 ☯️😍 I know you got it 🤧 because you love ❤️ licking 😋 BUTTHOLES 🌟🤩 and SUCKING tongues. 👅 But use caution ⚠️ when giving 😛 a BLUMPKIN 🚽 because this virus 🦠 is scarier 😱 than any PUMPkin 🎃⛽️ Mask up 😷 when going in raw 🌽 And be sure to withdraw 💦💦💦 because we don’t want 🚫 NO Covid babies 🚫🙅🏽‍♀️🫃this Holiday🎄you HOE!🎅🏼Take lots of Vitamin D 🍆 and guzzle down 🥵 plenty of FLUIDS🥛💦 because the only cure 💊💊 for this sickness 🤕 is mammie’s🧍‍♀️THIC’NESS 🍑 Now wash 🧼those hands 👏 and Sanitize those THIGHS🧴💦 pASS ⏩ this viral LOAD 🦠🦠💦 to 🔟 of the filthiest 🧌 NASTIEST whores 🏥👩‍⚕️ in your phone 📱🦠😘😝💀🪦
      The Coronavirus are living beings too 🥺🥺🥺. They may not feel pain 🩹 nor emotions 🤗 unlike animals 🐶🐱🐮 and plants 🌱🌿 but they are conscious. Vaccines 💉💉 kill 🩸🩸 them and this endangers ⚠️ their lives. COVID-19 has the right ✊✊ to live 🧬 🧬 and using vaccines 💉💉 and medicine 💊 are cruel. I thought we humans 🙋 are better than this and are more rational ☯️☯️☯️ than any other creature 🦓🐴🐸 out there. We shouldn't ☝️☝ just kill 🔪🔪 them just because they make us sick 🤮🤢. They are just like 👍 any other animal 🦁 out ➡️➡️ there trying their best 😊 to live ☝️and survive ✊✊ this cruel world🌎. Therefore☝️it is not excused 😶😶 to kill 🔪🩸 them with medicine 💊 and vaccines💉. You 😳 wouldn't 👊 want 🙌 to see 👀 a homeless 🏚️ person get killed 😵 for stealing an apple 🍎 all because they just want to feed 🍜🍜 themselves right? Spread 💯💯 this message 📝 📝by copy 📝 and pasting this. The world 🌎 needs to know 👊👊 that this treatment 🛌 shall not be tolerated❤️‍🔥. Coronavirus rights ✊✊✊✊
      MASKS UP😷 AND TITS OUT💯👏🙌ONLY THREE MORE COVID🦠VARIANTS🤤UNTIL SIGMA ΣΣ😩 You know what that means you 🅱OOSTED💉SLUTS👅👀 It’s time to get on that COVID Grindset™ before you get 🤯infected🍆🍆🍆by the SUPERIOR😤variant‼‼ The sixth 6️⃣wave🌊👋 is CUMMING💦💦📈🅱eta males at the bottom😓👇of the corona🍺sexual🥵 hierarchy 🏆 should ☠prepare to get FUCKED🍑🍆this time⌛ by the extra👌large🤪spike👆protein mutation☢🤤😫 Send this to 1️⃣9️⃣ of your most IMMUNO⛔COMPROMISED🚫😨😨 friends💩otherwise😳there will be💀 another VERY long📏🍆LOCK🔐DOWN🙈‼‼
      Listen up 👷🏼ASSential workers👩🏾‍🌾👩🏽‍🍳hotties with 💦CUMorbid conditions like 🌬ASSthma🌬, and 65+ 👴🏽👨🏼‍🦳👨🏿‍🦳Sugar Daddies! 🔍CLITical trials 🔎are over and the 💉HOvid-19 vaccine💉 is here✅✅💯hope you are ready to get 💦🧬💦mRNAsty 💦🧬💦 Are you a 💃🏻Moderna Mami💃🏻, a 💋Pfizer Phreak 💋or a 10-inch 📏🍆Johnson&Johnson? 🍆🥵Who cares?? 🤷🏻‍♂️At this dick 📆appointment ⌚everyone is getting pumped 💦💦💦full of serum 💦💦💦 Sign those consent forms✍️📝this vaccine is 6️⃣9️⃣% effective ✅you’ll wake up the next day TIRED 😫😫and ACHING 🥵🥵🥵 and SORE😭😭and begging 🙏🏻to cum back in 📆TWO WEEKS 📆 for MORE🥵🥵Ready to 🐎RIDE🐎your way to 🐴🐎🐪HERD IMMUNITY? 🐄🐪🐴🐎OK COVID COWBOY🤠Send this to the 5 sluts 👩🏽‍🦱👩🏼👧🏽🧑🏻‍🦰👴🏽who will 😫😫moan 😫😫the loudest when they get 💉😳😳PENETRATED 😳😳by that🍆 BIG, 😫Hard 😱😮needle 💉💉

      Coronavirus rights

        The Coronavirus are living beings too 🥺🥺🥺. They may not feel pain 🩹 nor emotions 🤗 unlike animals 🐶🐱🐮 and plants 🌱🌿 but they are conscious. Vaccines 💉💉 kill 🩸🩸 them and this endangers ⚠️ their lives. COVID-19 has the right ✊✊ to live 🧬 🧬 and using vaccines 💉💉 and medicine 💊 are cruel. I thought we humans 🙋 are better than this and are more rational ☯️☯️☯️ than any other creature 🦓🐴🐸 out there. We shouldn't ☝️☝ just kill 🔪🔪 them just because they make us sick 🤮🤢. They are just like 👍 any other animal 🦁 out ➡️➡️ there trying their best 😊 to live ☝️and survive ✊✊ this cruel world🌎. Therefore☝️it is not excused 😶😶 to kill 🔪🩸 them with medicine 💊 and vaccines💉. You 😳 wouldn't 👊 want 🙌 to see 👀 a homeless 🏚️ person get killed 😵 for stealing an apple 🍎 all because they just want to feed 🍜🍜 themselves right? Spread 💯💯 this message 📝 📝by copy 📝 and pasting this. The world 🌎 needs to know 👊👊 that this treatment 🛌 shall not be tolerated❤️‍🔥. Coronavirus rights ✊✊✊✊

        Omicron is here 😱🍆

          🚨ALERT ALERT🚨 📢📢 😂 📢 OMICRON VARIANT IS HERE 😱GET READY FOR THE 😷 😷 PANDICKMIC 2️⃣⏺0️⃣!!! 🚨 all you badass bitchterium sluts 🦠🦠🦠 💦 the CD-Semen officially DICKlared 🤒 Omicron a Variant 😵 of CUMcern 😮😮 so you know what that means! 🦠 😂 🦠 Getting 😷 cumantined 🙌 with your boys, spraying your 💦 oral secretions 💦 on your hoes 🍑 getting choked so hard you 💥 🍑 EXPLODE. 💦 💥 🍆 💥 🍆 💥💦🦠 President HOE 👨🏼‍🦳 Biden put a Travel Ban ❌ in full effect 👊🏼 from South ASSrica 🇿🇦, THOTswana 🇧🇼😂, LesotHOE🇱🇸➡️ ☣️ and several other AfriCUM nations‼️‼️ Hop off that plane ✈️ and hop 🔛 this dick! 😂 🍆 😷 If you wanna get dicked 🍆 down by 🍑 🙌 dat BOOSTER SHOT🙌 send this to 19 of your dirtiest whores. 👀 👀 Or else you’ll get 🍆BUTT FUCKED 🍆 by Dirty Dr. Fauci 😱😱😱

          Nicki Minaj on COVID-19

            My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

            Vaccine side affects

              Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried.
              
              Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth?
              
              It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now.
              
              Guys please, if you want your penis to remain the same size, please don't get the vaccine.
              I'm sorry to say that I agree.
              
              My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled now. It's so hard for me to walk now, both figuratively and literally.
              
              My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my cock.
              
              I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my cock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.
              
              It ruined my life.
              
              Please don't get the vaccine!