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Boomhauer – The Meaning Of Life

    From S03E04 of King of the Hill where Boomhauer gave a poetic ramble of the meaning of life.

    Man I tell you what Hank bout there-that dang ol meaning o’life, man. It’s like this man. You’ like a butterfly flappin ‘is wings deep down in that forest man an’ it gonna cause a tree fall like five thousand miles away man. If-an ain’t no body see it nobody don-done-e’en know it happen you know ibda baby born into this world int’know neck god dang friends got no nothin but da go come into find out about em ol evil man. Man see like, you don even know man. When-dyagon it’d like you born into this world man and you got — it’s like this: dust in the wind man, or like a dang ol’ candle in the wind man. You gon — it don matter man it’s not the old oldies all th’ time man. You know what I think man? It’d like the the dang ol – I think therefore you are man. 

    Im looking for a bento box

      This is a really old copypasta that came from 4chan but never went big. Only real OGs would remember it.

      AKA the Bento Box copypasta, it originally came from a post by niu-niu in Something Awful forum back in 2003. The post became a meme due to its satirical nature of weeb culture (not intended) and got reposted to sites like Yahoo Answers and 4chan mid 2000s.

      An archived version can be found on Tumblr.

      Posted by niu-niu,  Feb 22, 2003 15:46
      Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
      And it HAS to be by paypal. Please contact me at msn messanger at [email protected] or e-mail me there. You can also reply here but i would rather if you would message me, because it's just faster that way and i dont think i would check this topic alot
          remember:
      
          cant be pink or any girly color
          has to be small
          has to be of 2 or more compartments
          cant be made of plastic
          cant have drawings of cartoons (it can have cute lil designs though)
          should come with matching chopstick holder (with chopsticks)
          should be of cute shape like an oval
          transaction must be through paypal
          cant be more than 20 dollars
           
      
          THANKS IN ADVANCE!!!      
      
          *PS. I know it might seem like im asking for alot but bento boxes come in ALOT of different shapes and stuff... i saw one JUST like the one im asking here on e-bay for a buy it now price of 15, BUT IT ONLY HAD ONE COMPARTMENT!!! I WANT 2 or MORE!!

      I was lost between borders. Norwegian citizen born in Norway, stucked in India living on the streets. Surviving. Being a tourist guide.

        Its from a Youtube video of Lasse Lund, a 33-year-old Norwegian man who went viral for claiming his parents abandoned him in the Mumbai slums when he was 10 years old.

        I was lost between borders. Norwegian citizen born in Norway, stucked in India living on the streets. Surviving. Being a tourist guide.
        
        Smoking on the fucking roads. Don't you think I wanna get some kind of injustment against the government when Im 33 years old have 0 schooling they haven't done the shit that they were supposed to do. The Finnish embassy when they helped me out of the country, they were supposed to report me to children services because I was under 18. Did they do their job? No they didn't do their job. Thanks to them I dont have fucking nothing. I even told the Norwegian government once that I came back to Norway. I have no school then they should've fucking done some kind of research.
        
        Find out, why don't I have school? What's the reason? No fucking European atleast from a fucking one of the richest countries in the world. Dont have fucking schooling there must be a reason to it. Why they don't do their fucking background check? Because they know theyre in the wrong. 

        I am so lonely. All the other Steam users are scared of me. No one talks to me.

          Its the Conquest monologue from the Invincible (TV series) but changed to a Steam user and copy pasted on Steam profile as a joke.

          I am so lonely. All the other Steam users are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to accept my friend requests, they think I am a chud. They send me from sale to sale, buying anything in the name of my owned games badge. And as I get more of them, they loathe me more and more. I am a victim of my own greed. Steamhappy. I don't even get a reward, only a reaction emoji. I am capable of so much more, and no one sees it. Some days, I feel so alone I could shower, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire Steam community would be able to smell me. Take it to your profile.

          Vtuber Deme getting railed on stream

            Someone watched an old VOD of the vtuber Deme (Second VOD on Outer Wilds) and noticed something strange. Halfway through the video she started making weird noises, like random moans while nothing noteworthy happens during the game. Her model can also be seen bouncing up and down.

            Naturally they concluded that she was having sex during stream and timestamped all the weird things she did during the stream. Later their comment got deleted, which triggered the Streisand effect.

            Arc of diabolicalness:
            
            1:07:15 Arc 1 begins.
            
            1:12:48 This is what you're here for.
            
            1:15:00 Remembers she has to act now.
            
            1:15:45 "Ahn~" Followed by an, "Uh uh uh, not now," type finger wave.
            
            1:16:00 She can't read right now, guys. 😏
            
            1:16:32 This is, indeed, effed.
            
            1:16:50 Chatter notices.
            
            1:17:45 Starts larping.
            
            1:17:50 Actual Fruedian slip.
            
            1:18:10 "Oh~" plap
            
            1:18:24 "Ugh, YES " W character voicing.
            
            1:19:46 If you've seen those eye movements before, you know.
            
            1:19:54 plap "I'm sorry."
            
            1:23:30 Aight, I'm bored now. Leave.
            
            1:24:30 Suddenly she's normal again. For a sec.
            
            1:28:30 She's immersed, guys
            
            1:29:30 Dying from invisible hand ..... "ugh" & plays it off
            
            1:29:48 Probe cannon is hard to say when getting probed by a cannon.
            
            1:30:34 They do not care anymore. 😆
            
            1:31:43 Getting back on it for a second is wild.
            
            1:32:00 End of the getting 💦 on Giant's Deep arc. 😭
            
            1:39:20 Arc 2: Return of the Giant's Deep probe
            
            1:44:01 "Where is this going?" They tried to be sneaky. 😭
            
            1:44:54 Quite the sparse sentence.
            
            1:49:22 What's she looking at?
            
            1:57:15 She was too strong for too long. 😔
            
            1:58:50 She's very relieved for someone still stuck in the puzzle.
            
            1:58:54 "Dude, stop, I actually have to do my job for a second."
            
            1:59:17 What's she smiling at?
            
            2:04:37 She has a, "Get back on this," phrase. I'm deceased. 🤣
            
            2:04:49 Innuendo
            
            2:05:46 The problem with subnautica.....
            
            2:06:00 End of arc 2
            
            2:12:00 I don't even know what to say, dawg.
            
            2:25:53 plap There goes that repeated movement again...and thus begins Arc 3: Sandtide
            
            2:26:40 Change of technique.
            
            2:28:55 Dawg, I cannot-
            
            2:29:33 The rising sand must be making her claustrophobic in real life. 🧐
            
            2:31:13 The rising sand has her so worried she looks to her left & starts wobbling again.
            
            2:32:00 Bro must think the sand's so loud he's safe or something.
            
            2:32:28 She can't breathe, guys(safeword).
            
            2:33:05 The stuff before this is a joke because the character suffocated, but that last facial expression seems a little...suspicious...
            
            2:33:47 Looks like some unknown force has pushed out protagonist to the her right...and she's grabbing it. Must be a Jedi.
            
            2:34:00 She's laughing & grabbing the air to her side as thanks for the 10-month sub. Surely.
            
            2:35:03 I wonder what demons our protagonist is pushing away. Must be silly ones because they have her giggling. End of Arc 3.
            
            2:39:50 Beginning of Arc 4: Reading demon strikes back.
            
            2:41:28 Hut! 1, 2. Technique change. They can't catch her, now!
            
            2:42:46 Suddenly, she can't finish her though- ahn ...& has to repeat it. While wobbling again....strange.
            
            2:42:54 Yes, it is bad. Worse, you think about League during.
            
            2:46:53 I wonder what's to her left?
            
            2:47:00 It only took 4 arcs, but now she's a pro at reading while, uh, distracted.
            
            2:47:32 Casual red panda noises and movement stops shortly after. Dawg pry left the room here.
            
            2:51:53 I'm tired too, man. But I doubt it was a lack of sleep for her.
            
            2:52:10 Notice how once Nikita starts ordering the food, the wobbling all but stops or the movement is very different from the front & back jerking of the entire stream so far. End of Arc 4
            
            2:58:32 Why's she blocking her face? And why does she start wobbling again right after? さあ...
            
            2:58:45 Guys, prepare for Arc 5
            
            3:07:40 It's always WHEN SHE STARTS READING! Dang, Nikita. 😂
            
            3:10:24 I have a conspiracy theory, as well.
            
            3:13:12 Her yelling at Nikita gets quieter as he gets closer. 😭
            
            3:13:33 "Why am I so fatigued? Oh." Lmfaaaaooooo
            
            3:15:47 Feels like "Nikita, I NEED CO-"
            
            3:15:55 Oh, honey, the internet never forgets.
            
            3:18:25 I swear Nikita has to have a thing for reading.
            
            3:26:00 Why does she start moving? Maybe to hide something? Oh, nvm, it started again.
            
            3:27:52 Just putting this here as a casual space moment.
            
            3:28:16 Heartfelt rendition of The Kill by Thirty Seconds to Mars. Nikita is pretty lucky, all things considered.
            
            3:28:48 Flails & drops something, but why?
            
            3:29:00 End of Arc 5 

            TON 618

              AKA the TON 618 crashout or Secret Way crashout is a response video by Secret Way meant to call out Geometry Dash larpers who spam “WhAt AbOuT tOn 618” in his videos.

              TON 618 is NOT the hardest level in Geometry Dash. It doesn't have the most frame perfects, it's not the hardest spam challenge, and it definitely has nothing to do with the best player. The amount of comments that mentioned TON 618 with no reasoning is actually baffling. It seems like someone could be watching a short about G- anything G- oh my god. Anything Geometry Dash related, and without thinking, they would just comment"WhAt AbOuT tOn 618". I actually counted, and there's over 500 COMMENTS mentioning this level. For calculating the hardest level, we used the Hardest Impossible Level List, because the levels are considered physically possible, and you could beat them, if you're a ROBOT. There's actually two more lists called the hardest PPL List, and the Hardest Theoretically Possible Levels List, where you have to have an FPS count of this number, which is literally just letters, and it's called the BMS limit, to show a big number that's close to infinity. There's actually so many lists for Geometry Dash, that there's a list FOR LISTS. And you wanna know where TON 618 lands in those lists? IT DOESN'T! In fact, it's in the Hardest Physically Impossible Level List, where it's not in the top 10, top 20, or top 30. It's in 40TH PLACE!! This level has been SO overhyped and planted into people's brains, when in reality, it's just a RANDOM LEVEL in a RANDOM LIST.
              TON 618 is NOT the hardest level in Geometry Dash. It doesn’t have the most frame perfects, it’s not the hardest spam challenge, and it definitely has nothing to do with the best player. The amount of comments that mentioned TON 618 with zero reasoning is actually baffling. It seems like someone could be watching a short about G- anything Ge- oh my god- anything Geometry Dash related, and without thinking they would just comment WhAt aBoUt tOn 618- I actually counted, and there’s over 500 comments mentioning this level. For calculating the hardest level, we used The Hardest Impossible Level List, because the levels are considered physically possible, and you could beat them, if you’re a robot. There’s actually two more lists called The Hardest PPL List and The Hardest Theoretically Possible Levels List, where you have to have an FPS count of this number, which is literally just letters, and it’s called The BMS Limit: to show a big number that’s close to infinity. There’s actually so many lists for Geometry Dash that there’s a list, for lists! And do you wanna know where TON 618 stands in those lists?! It doesn’t! In fact, it’s in The Hardest Physically Impossible Levels List, where it’s not in the top 10, top 20, or top 30. IT’S IN 40TH PLACE! This level has been so overhyped and planted into people’s brains, when in reality it’s just a random level. In a random list.