Emojipasta

Heard🗣️👂the news📰🗞️about the passing😭😫😭 of your loved one💕💘💖 R.I.P. REST IN PUSSY💦💦👅🌮🌮🌮 and GET LAID🛌↔️in their DIRTY grave🪦😝 Whether they’re CREAM-ATEd🌫️⚱️🌫️😋😋🤰or STUFFED🦃🦃and given a WIDE open-casket⚰️😘😩 (I know it’s what the WHORE👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ would’ve wanted⭕️💢⭕️💢) If they were a BAD🙈little DEVIL😈they’ll be going DEEP😮‍💨🤤in Satan’s🥵tight HOLE🔥🕳️and riding💃🛶🕺across The River🌊of Dixs🍆🍆to meet Slay-des🔥👹⛓️ Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ family members🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 in moaning💦😫💦 so their soul gets a one way 🎫👅🎟️ticket🎟️👅🎫right to🫦Daddy’s🫦🧎‍♂️‍➡️lap🧎‍♂️and He can FUCK🍆🍆🍆your HOLE-ly🕳️🕳️ASS🍑💦🍑 and BLESS🙏🙏🙏you with His 😇heavenly😇 LOAD🌫️🌫️🌫️💦Make sure to FUCK🍑🍆your SLUTS🥴😣🥴 while they’re HORNY😳🥵😳Life🤰👶👧👦👨👩👴👵is short but this DICK🍆🍆 is LONG↕️↕️↕️ 

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According🔬 to most studies⚗️⚖️, people's number one1️⃣ fear is public👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 speaking🗣. Number two2️⃣ is death☠️. Death☠️ is number two2️⃣. Does that👈🏻 sound right➡️? This means to the average✔️ person🙋‍♂️, if you go to a funeral💀⚰️, you're better off🔛 in the casket⚰️ than doing the eulogy😂😂😂🗣🗣🗣😂😂😂😂😂 

I don't 🙅🏼wanna sound 🗣too much like Larry David 🤷🏼‍♂️👴🏻but 👐some funerals 💔💀☠️are too 🕐 long🍆🍆😏like this person lived a long 🍆🍆🍆😏and full 🍑🍑🍑life but 2️⃣hrs is the max 💯I wanna spend 💵💸💰at a funeral👻👻

👁👄👁 So some of my students👩‍🎓👨‍🎓 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️ ask me professor 👩‍🏫what are your thoughts 🤔🧠 on death ☠⚰ and I said honestly I am not afraid to die 🙅‍♀️ and I dont know🤷‍♀️ if that's an attribution of my mental illness 🏥 or I'm just not. Like life to me 🙋‍♀️ is just one big video game 🎮🕹 and I'm going to play 🤺🎮 as hard as I can til 🏇🏂 someone else takes me out 🗡⚔🏹 of the game then it is game 🎮 over 🙅‍♀️. I dont want anyone crying 😥😭 at my funeral ⚰☠. I am dead ☠, this is a 💃💃celebration 🎊🎊🎉🎉 cause life was hard 😓. When I am dead ☠ I could care less about this body 💁‍♀️ They can dress👗👠💄 it up and throw it 🙌 into a pile of necrophiliacs and I can go out with one more 😄😄 good time💃💃. At my funeral ⚰ I want a rachet funeral 😛⚰☠. I want two of my ex-girlfriends 👭 to be fighting 🤺 like at the foot of the casket⚰. I want there to be a drive by 🚗🚗🚘🚙 but I dont want anyone to get hit ☠☠ because it is my day 💁‍♀️💃 to get photoshopped in those ghetto ass clouds⛅☁️. It's my day🙆‍♀️. For the repass, I want it to be at the strip club💋. And lastly I've never 🙅‍♀️ done drugs🚬🚬 in my life because my brain 🧠👀 is wired backwards 🔙 and I dont think 🤷‍♀️ that would ever help but a lot of people 🙎‍♂️🙎‍♀️🙎‍♂️🙎‍♀️who do love me 😘❤ and that are in my life 🙋‍♀️who do smoke🚬 so I can be cremated 🔥🔥 so they can take my ashes 🙌👀 and roll them up 🔝and smoke me 🚬and that's how I want to go out 👁👄👁 

Happy TAX Day sluts 🤑💰💃 find 🔎 all ur ACCUNTS 😼😽 and ROLLOVER ↩️🍑for that 🇭&🇷 COCK 🍆😇 Uncle Sam🎩🇺🇸 will leave u GROSS🤢 IN 💦 CUM 💦🫦 and PENALIZE😈🍆 u for PREMATURE⏱️ DISTRIBUTION 💦💦 if ur cut✂️🍆? pay 💸 the EXCISE TAX😂😈

Hey👋🏻 you 💸🪙inCUM 🌬guzzling💦👅 SLUTS👙😘‼️ It’s Tax📈 🎉Day📆🤑 and 🫵🏻you🫵🏻 know🙌🏻 what that 👏🏻means💃💃❕❗️ Grab that 🍆H&R🍌 COCK🍆💦🤤 and 🫨SHAKE your 🍑ASSets🍑😱 for 🇺🇸UNCLE SAM👨🏻‍🦳🥵, get your 👀INSIDES🫃 GROSSLY🆘 ADJUSTED🧮👉👌 by a 📋✅certified PU🅱️IC acCUNTant🧠😮‍💨, DROP🙇‍♂️ to 🫵🏻your 🦴KNEES🦗 and take🍌🕳 a good🔥 📉TURBOTAXING🫄‼️‼️ Avoid a 🙊💲PANKING🚼 of fees and 👀PENALties🤫 by 💋FILLING🤯 🆙 your paperwork📝🧾 before the 🍆😳COCK🍌😩 STROKES🕰 MIDNIGHT💋❗️ 💌Send💌 this to 1️⃣0️⃣9️⃣9️⃣ of your 💅🏻😏THOTTIEST💎 taxpayers💳😘 and 🥠PUSSIEST🍪 penny🪙 PINCHERS🥵🤏🏻❕ If you get 0️⃣🔙, the 📲Internal 💸Revenue💰 SERVICERS👮‍♂️ will 👀AUDIT🫶 and 🚫close 🫵🏻your 🕳loopHOLES🕳 FOREVER😱😭🥶‼️ If you get 5️⃣🔙, 👨🏻‍🦳🫡UNCLE💯SAM🇺🇸 will ➡️grant 🫵🏻you a SEXTENSION🍆💦🤤❕ If you💢 get 🔟➕🔙, you’ll feel🫦🫦 a 💯🫣MASSIVE🥴 💥ORGA-SUM😵‍💫 💸💴CUMMING🌊 your 🤑way💋📫‼️❗️ 

Happy 😃 tax💲 📉 day 📆you thrifty 💰 thots 😈

If youre looking to avoid 🚷a spanking 🖐🍑of penalties 🚫and interest 💸or for Uncle Sam 🇺🇲 🦅to "throw back"⬅️🍑 your SEXcess withholding 💵make sure to file🗃 your taxes or a SEXtension 📏before the⏰️ cock 🍆 strikes midnight.🕛

If you want 🙏to get a big orgaSUM 💦of money 💰 see if you're eligible for tax credits like the earned 💲👷‍♂️ inCUM 💦💦💦credit, the 🦅American🇺🇸 COCKportunity 🍆 credit, or the lifetime LICKING👅🍭credit.

Lastly, avoid any denials 😈 make sure ✅️that your social SEXcurity 🍆👌💦 CUMber 🔢and bank 🏦acCUNt information are listed 📝correctly ✅️on the form or 🇺🇲Uncle Sam🎆 may not let your refund CUM 🚫💦😱

Send 📨this to 1040 of your thottiest 🍑🍆 taxpaying ✉️ 💵friends👭 to remind 🧠them to file🗃

Hey there you frivolous financiers 💰 🍆 💦 💵 🤤 you icky investors 👍🏼 📈🏦 😩 you autoerotic accuntants 🤓 ✊🏼 💨 🔥 🥇 It’s time to use both hands 🖐🏼 😬 🖐🏼 and pull out ✊🏼🍆💦😏 that cockulator📠📱 because this tax season 🧾just got extended 🍆 📏 🍌 😱

Due to that contagious 😷 Covid cock 🍆 💨 🦠👄 😋 people are getting too antsy 😟 😳 💁🏻‍♀️ and can’t seem to spread those sheets 📝 👩🏻‍💻 😏 👌🏼 , check those assssets 🔦 🍆 💦 🍑 🍑 and get gross 🤢 with their profits 💵💵 fast enough 🏃+🏃🏻‍♀️=🛌 Since we had no time ⏰ ⏳ 😫 to stuff our return package 🎁🎁 🍆 🎉 in that box 📩📬📫 Daddy Donald 👱🏻‍♂️👌🏼 🇺🇸 🔥 & congress 👬🏼🚫👨🏾 🤷🏻‍♀️ decided to lengthen 🌾💊 😜 📏 🌽 that due date 📅🧏🏻‍♀️and have a lil swamp romp 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🔞before they receive the big deposit 💷💶💵 💦 😩 from us. So if like this tax season, you wanna get “delaid” 👉🏼 👌🏼 😏🌚 then be the ultimate dirty dog 🐶 🐶 👅 , and get fixed 🙊 ✂️ 🚫 🍆 😢 with that slush fund 🤤 🤤 incum 💵 ✊🏼💨 😋 so you can put 2 in the bank ✌🏼 🏦 💯 and 1 in the stank 👆🏼💩 🍑🙅🏻‍♀️ If you have more to show off 👨🏾🧥 🍌 😏then pull out that pen 🖊 and squirt some ink 🐙🦑💨💦💦on those W-4 whores 🧾📇👯‍♂️👯‍♂️If your employees need a little assssistance 🖐🏼 💨 🍑 👩🏼‍🦼don’t forget to have them fondle 🙈😈some Goldman Sachs 🍒 🍒🤪to make that curve exponential 🥕 💦 📈🎢🍾🥂. So if your skanky secretary 👩‍💼 😉 is down for a little H&R Cock🟩🟩🍆🍆 and wants to slob 😋😝 🤤 on the Charles Schwab nob 🤑 💦 🌽 😈 then look no further 👀 and get delaid 🔞😏👌🏼like this tax season🧾🗃💎Send this to 10 irresistible IRS Agents 👮🏻 👮🏻 💁🏻‍♀️ or else, the only thing getting audited 🔍 🩺👨🏾‍⚕️ will be your girls AIG-spot 🖖🏼♦️🔥💆🏻‍♀️by the Lehman Brothers 💵 🤷🏻‍♂️🤰🤷🏻‍♂️🗼🗼.

IM DELETING YOU, OJ!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 OJs are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you OJ!💖 Send this to ten other 👪OJs👪 who give you 🧤glovies🧤 Or never get 😅acquitted😅 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no acquittal for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: the 🥊glove🥊won’t fit 😩💦 5 back: you're Robert Kardashian’s favorite 👨🏽‍💼👼💦 10+ back: OJ😛😛🏈🏈💦👅👅 

Sup U ✊ hOe-J SimpSLUTS on 🙇‍♀️ this holy 🙏 day 🥰✨💕 he 👨 hath sucCUMbed 💦to the power 💪🏻💪🏻 of the PROSTATE 🍑 So all 💯 you 😀😊 SIMPs 😍 better ❗ gather round 🔁 and pay 💳 ur 😨 respects to this 🍆 HUNG 🐴 TROJAN STALLION And remember 🤔 to thank 🤗🤔 Johnny 👦😃 COCKran for 🎅 his 👋 great 😁 SERVICING 👅 of the legendary Bill 💵 May 🤷 you 👉🏻👈🏻 RIP 💥 king 👑💦 We 😺 will 🐼 honor Ur 😏😏 passing 💯 by 🔥😈 always 💯 GLOVING up 👤 our 🙂 great SCHLONGS🍆 

Hey ‼️ YOU 🫵 ISOTONER 🧤 MOANers 🫦! HOE. J. SIMP 🥺👉👈 SLUTS 👄 has sucCUMbed 💦 to cancer ♋ in his prostATE 🍑. Time ⌛ RAN OUT on this running BACK 🔙 SHOT 🥃. GRAB ur footBALLS 🦶🍒 and celebrate 🎉🎊🎉 that the JUICE 🧃💦 is just a mem-WHORE-y 💭 now. May he REST ⚰️ IN PISS 🚽. One of the greatest 🏆 TROJANS ☔ and Bills 🧾, he took a STAB 🔪 at ACTING 🎭, reality tv 📺, robbery 🚨, and of course NICOLE 👼🏼 and RON 👼🏻. Remember to thank 🙏 Johnny COCK 🍆 ran for his WERK 🫨 making sure O.J. 🍊🧃 GOT OFF 🫦💦. He really said no GLOVE no LOVE 💓 and no GLOVES 🧤 no MURDER 🩸. SATAN 😈 is HARD 🍆🥒🌽 at work 💪💪 making HOE 🕳️ JAY PIMP 🕺 SON a place in HELL 🔥. So HOT ♨️🌡️ and SWEATY 🥵🥵. SPREAD 👐 those LEGS 💃💃 and CHEEKS 🍑 &&& send 📨 this to 3️⃣2️⃣ SKANKS 👁️👅👁️ you want to MURDER 💀 your PUSSY 😺. Get 5️⃣ to CUM 🙀 back and you'll have a MOAN 👄 day Night 🌃 Football 🏈 TONITE. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & u will have it own NAKED 🚫👖👗🚫 GUN 🔫 THREESUM 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩. Get 6️⃣9️⃣ back and your PUSSY will HERTZ 🚗🩹 from all ur CUMMIES 🫦👄💦💦💦💦. If u get 0️⃣ that's 2 ✌️ BAD SO SAD😥 bc u will be stuck PLAYING ☝️ with ur own golfclub 🏌️and HOLE ⛳ in a NONSTOP 🌀 BRONCO 🐎 instead of a TOURNAMENT 😮‍💨 of SEX 👉👌👉👌 in CHICAGO 🏙️. 

BJ 🍆😉💦 SIMPson 🚺🛐🙏 is DEAD ☠️😵 at seventy SUCK 7️⃣6️⃣🥤after his battle with CUNTcer ♋️🤢⁉️ PIMPson 👙🫦 was a footBALLS 🍒 star ⭐️ 🤩 before he MURDERED 🔪🩸NICOLE’S PUSSY 👄💦💦 (allegedly 🤫) Now it’s HOT 💃❤️‍🔥🥵 and SWEATY💧😅 where he is 👹🔥 May he REST IN PISS 💦💦💦🪦💔 

🔥Fire up🔥 those BroncHOES🐎🚗🚓 for one last ride you 🏈gridiron🏈 girlies💃🏾💃🏻, after years of edging😮😯😲, the cancer kept growing📈 and growing📈📈 inside his 🍑 and OJ SIMPson has 🫨🫨🫨sucCUMMED🤯💦💦💦💦. The man👨🏾 that 🚿showered🚿 that 🦬BuffaHOE Johnny 🐓COCKran🍆🍆 with millions of 💰Bill$💵💵 is finally 🥵GETTING LAID🥵 to rest. Lets 🫡honor🫡 this 👉🏻👌🏻U-SEX-C legend by strapping on your 🌯🌯Trojans🐴🍆 and get 🍆penetrated🍑💥🤯 for 2000 yards📏📏😳 and let that 🍹juice🍹 🏃🏾‍♂️run🏃🏾‍♂️ loose💧💦🌊 all over their back🍑field for 14 weeks. Send this to 3️⃣2️⃣ guys with the helmets🪖🍆😣 so big the glove 🙅🏾‍♂️won't❌ fit. If you get uh oh you fumbled!  You'll never get 🤕CTEaten🍑 out again. If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you, he'll split the defense and 🎯🎯hit the hole 💥💥so hard it Hertz🏎️🏎️. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back, you'll be🪢 tangled in a 3 way👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 to die 🔪💀💀⚰️for with your ex-wife and best friend 

O.J. Simpson 🌟, ex-NFL icon 🏈 and actor 🎥, has died ⚰💀🤯. Known for his sports prowess 🏆 and notorious trial ⚖️, his life was a public spectacle 📺🙎🏿‍♂️. Simpson leaves behind a legacy of fame😎, controversy😏, and debate 💬🤔. 

📱 📞Calling 📱 📲all 💯🌥✨sky-thots 💁💦 and astronymphies♈️😩: it's the eclipse! 🌒🌑🌕Shake 👠your 💃🏻 e-hips 💃🏻 for 👨‍👧Daddy 🌚Moon 💯bc he's 🔜getting🔛🔝 of 🌝Mr. Sun 🌝and he wants 💁you 💁to 👀 watch ⌚️. Don't ❌🚫 look 👀away‼️‼️➡️➡️, it's been 7️⃣ years for 🌚 Daddy Moon 🌚😩and 😩he's💦 not 👏🏻 going 💦to 👏🏻 last 💦 long 👏🏻. Look 🆙 and go➡️down ⬇️ for 🌜kinky🌛👨🏻‍✈️Daddy 🌚Moon 🌚 and 👀watch 👀him totally 💯cover💦😩 🌞Mr. Sun 🌞💦 😩💦 

📞Listen👏🏻 🆙👆🏻 you 💫cosmic♋️, crescent🌙 CUNTS💁 and 👙slutty, 🤑SKANKY 🪩🌟STARGLAZERS:✨ today📅 is the 💯Great 💘NorTHROBBING😩 AmeriCUM💧 SOL🅰️R🌞🌛ECLIPSE‼️‼️ That’s right🚨, 🌚DADDY MOON🌚 is 🙇‍♂️RUBBING🦵🏻🫦 his 👣voluptuous🎂🎂 ASS 👉🏻RIGHT UP🧎 against his 🌝STEP SUN🌝👨‍👦, and he 🌚wants you💋 to 👀WATCH‼️ The path👨‍🦯 of the 🌓eclipse🌛 is ♨️LONG🪈🔥 and ❤️‍🔥HARD😱, and 🎅🏻Daddy Moon🌒 is DRAGGING his 🖤shadowy🖤 COCK🍆🐉 across🌔 the faces🤤☄️ of many cities🌃… from 😉DuranGOO🥛, Mexico🇲🇽, to 😏Fort GIRTH🌭, Texas🇺🇸… from 😳CLEVAGE🍒, Ohio, to 🥵BUTTSWALLOW🍑👅, New York… from 🤫VIAGARA Falls💉🌊 to 🥴BONERvista🪄, Canada🇨🇦, and 🫡beyond❗️ Butt🍩 with eclipse 🕶️😼glASSES🍅👓 the 🥥HOLE🕳️ CUNTinent🌎🙆‍♂️ gets to🌚 be 🙊🛐MOONED‼️❗️ As the 🌅Sun gets 🌤️🎣COCKBLOCKED🌥️ these 🌕🌕FULL MOONS😍👅 are 🌎🌋CUMMIN OUT💕💦💥❕Be sure🌘 to 🔭LOOK 🆙⏫ as you 🦃GOBBLE 🧠DOWN🙇🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️ on 🌌CELESTIAL💄 CUNT🍽️🍪‼️ Open🫶 your 🕳️CRATERS🕳️ wide for 2️⃣ FAT💗 ROCKETS’🚀 🌛MOON PIES💦🥮🫃❗️❗️ Lick😝 those 🌬️☔️DRIBBLING 🌡️😉e-TIPS🍡 clean🕺🏻 because it’s 🌘been 7️⃣ years🎑 for 😈D🅰️DDY MOON🌖 so he’s not👎🏻 gonna last long…😰🍆💦 ⌛️QUICKIES🤠💨 ONLY‼️❕ Send📬 this to 7️⃣ of your👏🏻 most 🌙lunar, 👉🏻👌🏻lewd🤭, and 😘lascivious 😼LUSTBAGS🤤🍆🍌🥵❕‼️ Get all 7️⃣🔙 or 🌚Daddy Moon👺 won’t ♾️EVER⛔️ 🫣ECLIPSE🙈 your 🚰CRATERS ⏰🤯 AGAIN❕❗️ 

‼️🔆ATTENTION 💯 ALL 💯😍 SKY SLUTS ❗️❗️🔆 You 💯 know 🤔💭 what day 🌝🕑 it 🍆 is! It’s 🌚🌝🌞🌟SEXY SOLAR ECLIPSE DAY! 🌟🥳🥳🏖 Its 🔥 been 7️⃣ ❗✨ LONG HARD 💦years 🕛📅 since the 🌞🌞Sun and 🌚🌚Moon 🤪linked 🤪it 🤪up to 💦 lock 🔒 it 🍝💯 in, so get your beach chair 🪑and your 🩻🕶️ISO 12312-2 rated glasses 🕶 and get 👽👉 ready 👀 to ✌♂ watch ♀👀 the 🌙MOON🌙 on TOP 💫of the 😜 SUN 😩 in 🙌💦 a 💦💫Stellar Sexy 💫🔞 Show! 👀🎥 At ⏰⏰2:06 👁️EST ⌚ the 💞🌛MOON🌜will 😛 start sliding 🐍 her 🍆👸 LUNAR LABIA over 🔝 the ⌛🔑 SUN’S 😩 HOT 🔥 SOLAR RAYS🌞. At ⏰⏰3:19 the 💰 SUN ☀ will 🤔🤤 EXPLODE 💥💥 in 👏 an 😮 Epic 💯 CLiMAX, 🤤 💦💦COVERING the 🌑🌑moon 🌛🌜 completely!! Send this 💯👉 to 5 🍆 of 😢 your best👩‍🚀🧑‍🚀👨‍🚀HORNY 💕 ASTROTHOTS or you get 😛🌾 stuck😩😩 at 99% totality😭😭!! 

🗣️CALLING🗣️ ALL ‼️SOLAR SLUTS‼️ It’s HOLE-LAR ECLIPSE DAY😫😍🍆💦‼️ 🔜 DADDY MOON🌚 is getting🔛🔝 of MR. SUN 🌞 & he wants YOU😳 to WATCH⌚️‼️ …but better RUSH⚡️on over🏃‍♀️💨 … it’s been 7️⃣ YEARS 📆 for DADDY MOON🌚 and he WONT🙅‍♂️ last long🍆😜‼️ So let’s GET DOWNN😜⏬️ to the path of HOE-tality🍑 & watch DADDY MOON🌚 totally COVER💦💦💦 Mr. SUN🌞 Just don’t🙅‍♂️ look👀 DIRECTLY at those 2️⃣ BIG😱 BALLS🍒 in the sky☁️… or else MR. SUN will FUCKK😫🍆💦 UP your eyes‼️ Send this to 🔟 LUNAR THOTTIES😜😜 Get 🔟 back 📲 and you’re a real SOLAR SLUT😍🍆💦 get 5️⃣ back 📲 and you’ll be seeing someone’s FULL MOON🍑😜 tonight😂😍‼️ get NONE0️⃣🙅‍♂️ back 📲 and 🫵🏻YOU’RE🫵🏻🙊 not🙅‍♀️ getting TOP🥺 until 2️⃣0️⃣4️⃣4️⃣ 👴🏻📆😖‼️ 

✨WHATS UP MY CELESTIAL CUMSLUTS 💯 ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEXIII SOLAR ☀️ ECLITS?? 🌒 AT 12:50 🕘 THE SUN 🌝 💦 AND THE MOON 🌚 WILL BE TAG TEAMING 🏷️ IN THE SKY 🌌 MAKE SURE YOU WEAR PROTECTION 😎 BC WE ABOUT TO ⚫️ BLACK OUT 😜 LETS WITNESS THE 💫 COSMIC CLIMAX OF THE CENTURY 😩✨

Send this 👀👇to 24 LUNAtics🌛 OR UR🔪💣💥💥DURING THE ECLIT UR PHONE WILL EXPLODE 🌒‼️

hey ASStronomists 🧑‍🚀🚀 it’s the GREAT AMERICAN FUCKCLIPSE 🇺🇸🫡😏 where the MOONS ASS 🌚🌝 gets so PHAT 🍑 it blocks the entire SUN 🌞😳 this is the LAST TIME ⏰👆 until TWENTY TWENTY WHORE 2️⃣0️⃣4️⃣4️⃣ so don’t let the CESEXTIAL BODIES ⭐️🌙 let their hard work 😩😍 go to waste 🙅 the NATIONAL AEROTHOTICS 💨 AND SLUT ADMINISTRATION 🪐🔭 encourages you 🫵 to look out for ALIEN DICK 👽🍆 during this CLOSE ENCOUNTER 👅 so put on your SPECIAL GLASSES 🕶️🔎 to see HOW MUCH 📏 👀 ET IS PACKING! 🤭🙊 Send this 📫 to your 5️⃣ THIRSTIEST STARGAZERS 🤤💫 to make this 🙏 the DIRTIEST ECLIPSE YET 🌕😧🥳🌑 

PSA🚨🚨🚨 do NOT 🚫🙅look 👀at the eclipse 🌚🌝UNLESS you've been building up your SUN IMMUNITY💪💪 🌞like me by staring DIRECTLY 👆at the SUN 💥for a little bit EVERY DAY📆 

The 👏 Moon 🌙 isn't so 💯 great? 👍 Are 🔢 you 👈 kidding 👶 me? 😭 When 🍑 was 👏 the 👏 last 😍 time 🕐 you 👈 saw 👀 an 👹 astronomical object with 👏 such 😳 an 👹 ability 👉 and 👏 movement 🙌 within the 👏 celestial plane? The 👏 Moon 🌙 puts 😍 the 👏 eclipse game 🎮 to 💦 another 🔄 level, 💯 and 👏 we 👥 will 👏 be 🐝 blessed 🙏 if 👏 we 👥 ever 😠 see 👀 a 👌 planet 📈 with 👏 its 🙅 skill and 👏 passion 😆 for 🍆 moving 🚚 in 👏 front 🔝 of 💦 things 🕑 again. 😬 The 👏 Sun 🌞 breaks 😏 records. Earth 🌎 breaks 😏 records. The 👏 Moon 🌙 breaks 😏 the 👏 rules. 🚷 You 👈 can 💦 keep 👌 your 👏 statistics. I 👁 prefer the 👏 magic. 🎩 

⚠🚫Any kind of Glasses which do NOT block Infrared Radiation also over a wide Range below visible Light should NOT be used. ✔Tested Filters and Glasses only. =(🎇-🎇)=^ ⚠NO🚫 welding Glass, (Exception see below mentioned for Type #"14" Filter Grades which are safe according to NASA also) ⚠NO🚫lowdensity wideband photometric Filters. 🌞🔖🔆 🎇🎇 Solar viewing Glasses usually have an approval Marking and therefor have specially designed metallized Foils of very high Coating Density to block enough visible Light as well as almost 100%♨ Infrared Light (which would otherwise 🔥burn your eyes even with unapproved Glasses on). ⚠🚫Standard Rescue Covering Foil is also NOT recommended (bc of low Density). ⚠🚫Normal Sunglasses are also NOT thought for looking directly into the Sun. Now I wish a safe Eclipse Viewing

So during the ☀️solar eclipse🌚🌒 me 👸🏽and daddy🍆💦💦💦were 😎watching😎 and I kept rubbing my 👸🏽princess parts 🍑💦against his leg and it turned 🍆daddy's peepee💦 on and he was 😡angry😡 that I used my 😽puss puss😻 to seduce him during the eclipse🌚🌝So he swiftly 💨kicked me 🙅🏽in the face 🙇🏽‍♀️with his steel toe boot👢 and said if I did it again I would get in real trouble😱😱😱😱😱😱I did it again😈 just to see if he meant it and then😨😰 HE GOT REALLY 😡MAD😡. He went inside and grabbed a roll of duct tape and taped my eyes 👀open. He then made me stare 👁at the sun 🌞for 5 hours and by then my 🍳eyes 🔥👀🔥were like crunchy 🍤little fried shrimp🍤. Now I'm blind 🤷🏽‍♀️😎but I learned my ❌lesson ❌never to rub my 🍑coochie 🍑against 🍆🍆daddy's poopie🍆🍆Later on 💖daddy 💖gave me his sweet 💕cummies 💕and I got to lick them off the ground, don't tell 🤴🏿daddy 🤴🏿but after I 👄lick👅them up I spit them into a jar I keep under my 🛏 so one day when we're 🤵🏿married👰🏽we can bump 🍆💦🍑cooters on top of the 💧puddle💧