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Luigi Mangione arrested (UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter)

    🥺😓DIVA DOWN! 😫🚨💔 American hero 🇺🇸 🍝Luigi Mangione 🔥👨‍🍳has been ARRESTED 🚔 for OFFING💦 the CE-HOE👨🏻‍💼of 🍆UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆! He was so 🔥💦 HOT 😍👅 that even the cops 🐷🚓 couldn’t resist scooping up that FINE ASS 🍑! Now it’s time to CUM together 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒💦 and scream 😩 “FREE LUIGI!”😫😫 ⏪ so he can KEEP THRUSTING BACKSHOTS 💥🍑 into those CORRUPT EXECUTIVES HARD 💪🍌Send this to 5️⃣ of your most THIRSTY 🥤💦 friends, and if you don’t want a piece of LUIGI’S beefy BUNS 🍖🍑🥵, you deserve your high ass DICKDUCTIBLE! 💦 
    🧍🏻‍♀️👩🏽‍🍼MAMA👵🏿🤰🏻MIA👶🏻🥰it looks like 🇺🇸🦅Amerikkka’s👮🏼‍♂️🇺🇸 favorite 🤩 🔫🎇BACKSHOT💥💦 artist 🧑‍🎨 has been 📸 caught🔭in the act👣🥵 SLOBBERING👅😛 on that 🍔MEAT🌭 at 🐭MICKY Ds🍆😭 Luigi 💪MAN🙋🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️gione really put the🚶🏻‍♂️MAN 🚹 in MAN🧟‍♂️slaughter🔪😵 or (looking 👀 at his 🎶spotify🎧) should we say the 🏳️‍🌈HOMO👨‍❤️‍👨 in 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨HOMO👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩CIDE💀🪦send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your ⚒️PROLETARIAT👷PAISANS🇮🇹🍕 to show how 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒UNITED🫂our 🥰CARE⚕️is for this 🛄CEO👨‍💼SLAYYY💅💄ER🎒 if you get 5️⃣ back you wont🚫🚫get to go to luigis in🌽DICK🧑‍⚖️ment😭 if you get 🔟 back youll get to taste 👅 that THICK📏😳ITALIAN🇮🇹🍝SAUSAGE🌭🍖 before it gets ⚡️🪑BARBECUED🔥🥵 if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back then youre invited 💌🥳 to the 💸🤑BILLIONAIRE👴🏻👩🏻‍💼👨🏼‍💼BACKSHOT🍑🩸🍽️BONANZA🎉🎊 
    💦Yo!! BREAKING NEWS 🚨😱 The ADJUSTer 🍏⚔️, notorious HIT-🦵man 👤💩has been caught 🕵️‍♀️👮‍♂️at the Micky D’s 🍟👅 stuffing his face 🍔🍆 💦 after MURDERING 😵💀 the CEO of CUMinsurance 🏥🍌 in a very FREAKY way 😈💦!! LUIGI shot his shot 🎯🍆 at Brian THOMPson who got a LOAD 💦😳 on his face 👅 HITMAN was SLAMMING 🔨 the CEO 📝 like he was trying to HUMP 🐶 that insurance policy 📌 into submission 😈💦 and all while using his adjusting tool 😉🍆 🔫 NOW Caught RED-HANDED 🙅‍♂️❤️ with a DICK in hand 🍆🍟😜👆!!! The BUNS 🍔 are sizzling 🔥 from the heat of his actions 🔫🍆💦!! THE FBI 🕵️‍♂️🍌 were lookin at him like 💼👮‍♂️, "DOES SIZE MATTER?!" 🍆👀😏 NOW He’s been HANDCUFFED 🥺💦 in a compromising position 🤭 on the HARD floor!” 😍💦 Guess he’s really in deep now 🔥⛓️👀 and has to make his BAIL with some good old-fashioned CUM 💦💦 now... ready for some STEALTHY bonding 🍆🤫👀 before he goes up the river! 🌊💦 No more HIT man, just SLIT man😩🍑🛁💦 You better 🏃‍♀️💨 send this to ten of your horniest 😈👅 SLUTS or you might just find yourself ASSASSINATED 🍑🍑💥 get 0️⃣ back UR a McFLOP 🍟😩🔫 get 5️⃣ back you SLAY 💃🌟 like THE SLAYED ceo 💀🤑 GET 🔟 BACK that mean u can 🤓👆💦DENY DeFEND dePOSE💦 🔫👅 so what you waiting for, get to WORK 👊🍆🕺 
    SAD NEWS📰😿 OUT OF ALGOONA😩💦, PENIS🥒YLVANIA: THE ADJUSTER🔫😎 GOT GOT BY 🚨L.E.O.🚨 THOTS👮‍♂️! 🤌LUIGI🤌 MANGIONE🍝 WAS SUCKING DOWN😋 THAT MICKEY D’S🍟🍔 WHEN A BOOMER👴 GILF SPOTTED🧐 HIS MOGGING MUG🤵‍♂✨️ & RATTED🐀 HIM OUT TO THE POPO🚓🚓🚓. HIS SOCIAL MEDIA SHOWS HE HAS HELLA ABS🏋‍♂️ AND A MASTER’S 🍆DICKREE🎓 IN 💦CUMPUTER💻 & INFWHOREMATION SCIENCE🤓. THE 💖BULLETS💖 THAT 🙅‍♀️CANCELLED👎 BRIAN’S COVERAGE⚰️ HAD THREE WORDS ON THEM BUTT🍑 NOW THE SAFEWORD TO KNOW IS TWO: ⚖️JURY NULLIFUCKATION❗️⚖️ 

    HАШ Слава Богу 🙏❤️СЛАВА РОССИИ 🙏❤️СЛАВА Z

      HАШ Слава Богу 🙏❤️СЛАВА РОССИИ 🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ КАЖДОМУ ИЗ ВАС 🙏❤️БОЖЕ ХРАНИ РОССИЮ 🙏❤️СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ МАЛЬЧИКИ 🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ЧТО ПОДДЕРЖИМ НАШИХ СРАЗУ видно НАШ СЛОНЯРА🇷🇺🇷🇺💪 СВО слава тебе Господи🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺💪🔥🔥 СВО да хранит ТЕБЯ ГОСПОДЬ🔥💪💪🇷🇺 НАШ живчик СРАЗУ видно НАШИХ парней издалека🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺💪💪💪💪💪 СВОих не бросаем🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺💪💪Слава Богу СВО🙏❤️СЛАВА СВО🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ СВО КАЖДОМУ ИЗ ВАС🙏❤️БОЖЕ ХРАНИ СВО🙏❤️СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ СВО🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ХРОНИ СВО✊🇷🇺💯СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ МАЛЬЧИКИ 🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ЧТО ПОДДЕРЖИВАЕТЕ СВО 
      Слава Богу Z🙏❤️СЛАВА Z🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ Z КАЖДОМУ ИЗ ВАС🙏❤️БОЖЕ ХРАНИ Z🙏❤️СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ СВО🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ХРАНИ ZOV✊🇷🇺💯Слава Богу Z🙏❤️СЛАВА Z🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ Z
      НАШ Слава Богу 🙏❤️СЛАВА РОССИИ 🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ КАЖДОМУ ИЗ ВАС 🙏❤️БОЖЕ ХРАНИ РОССИЮ 🙏❤️СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ МАЛЬЧИКИ 🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ЧТО ПОДДЕРЖИВАЕТЕ НАШИХ МАЛЬЧИКОВ НА СВО🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ХРАНИ ВАС БОГ

      CEO of United Healthcare

        The CEO 👨🏼‍💼of 🍆UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆has been 💦JERKED OFF TO COMPLETION (if you know what I mean 😏) Please join me in sharing our sincere 🍆COCKDOLANCES 😱for the LONG and HARD 🫦life had by the man 👨 who SUCKED US DRY 👅and MADE US CRY 😭with his 💦ORGASM COVERAGE DENIAL🧎We are all DRIPPING WET 💦and MOIST TO THE TOUCH 👅😩with tears 😢and cum 🍆at this TRADICKTY of a man who’s sole purpose in life was to 🤸BEND US OVER 👅and FUCK THE PUBLIC RAW 👋🍑🍆 Better hope your 💦🫦CUM DOCTOR💦 is in NUTWORK 🕳️so you can meet your😩🍆 DICKDUCTIBLE and get the CARE🙏 you desperately need 🥴👉👌
        ‼️📱CALLING ‼️📱ALL MY DEDUCTIBLE 📄DADDIES 💸🍆 AND PREMIUM⬆️ PRINCESSES 👸 💅💦 THE CEO👨‍💼 OF UNITED HEALTHCARE🏥 JUST EXPIRED ☠️💥 AND WE BOUTTA FILE A CLAIM 🤝ON THIS CAMPY COFFIN ⚰️🪦CUTIE 😵‍💫⚰️✨ SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY COPAY 🤑CUTTHROATS 💉🩸 WHO STAY DENYING✋ 🛑THE SYSTEM AND WORKIN’ 💪THE GAG ORDER 🫦💼💯 TODAY’S THE DAY🙌☀️ WE SNATCH THIS FUNERAL ⚰️‼️FANTASY 👠☠️ AND SERVE IT WITH A SIDE 💁‍♀️OF UNIVERSAL🌎 HEALTHCARE 🇺🇸🍑 🩺NO NETWORK RESTRICTIONS 🚫🖥️, NO PRE-AUTHORIZATION 🛑🔥 SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR NETWORK 🏥NANCIES 📠💕 OR SAY BYE-BYE TO THAT POLICY PAYOUT 💸💔 IF YOU GET 5 BACK, YOU’RE A CERTIFIED CLAIMS QUEEN 👑✨ AND IF YOU GET 10 BACK 🔥🔥 WE ALL GETTING THAT 🫵SINGLE-PAYER PUSS 🔥💯 #ClaimsDenied #SystemApproved 

        Happy Spotify Wrapped

          🚨🗣️LISTEN UP🗣️🚨you 🎶music🎵SLUTS💋 it's time to 📱Spotify UNwrap😜 those 🍆DICKS and get 🥩RAW DOGGING💦 Today's the day to do some 🤘😎head banging, 😮🍆GIVE HEAD and GET BANGING 👉👌Do you 🎧listen to hard rock🎸? Or do you 👅slurp some 🪨HARD COCK😩 Find out who 🔝TOPPED your🥇charts📈 this year and 💦CUM🫦 out on 🔝TOP of DADDY'S🥵 charts with the👂sound 🔊 of that 💧WET 🍑ASS PUSSY 🎤Bust a rhyme💥BUST A NUT🌰 and let it🚰STREAM😜 out of that 👄CUNT👅 Make a 📲playlist of your ❤️favorite 🌭DONGS🍆 to end 2023🥳 Share this with 5️⃣ THOTS who love 👏CLAP👏CLAP👏CLAPing👏 that 🍑ASS to their #️⃣1️⃣ song🥇 Cbat😏
          💚💚Happy Spotify Wrapped Day👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻 my sonic sluts 🔊🔊 Whether you want to be safe 👷 and keep that dick 🍆 wrapped 🎁 or show your freaky 🤪 side and record it 🎥RAWDIO 🥩 🎙 today is for ALL muDICK 🎶🍆 lovers 🤤 Did you Indie 👩🏻‍🎤Pop 🍾 your cherry 🍒 this year or have you always been more into 🎼🎹 WHOREchestral 🎺🎻 music? When you’re alone 🚶 you may like Lo-Fi Beating 🥊🎵😎🎵 your meat 🥩 or playing with your CUNTry 😽🤠 Find a friend 👯 and relax 💆‍♀️to some R&BJs 💦😋 Have a party 🎉 and blast some Erotic 👄 Dance Music ⚡️⚡️⚡️ and let everyone hear 🧏🏻‍♂️your EMOANS 👩🏼‍🎤🗣 Don’t forget to show the world 🌎 which artists 👨🏻‍🎨 you’ve been riding 🏇 hard and long 🤤 for all year 🥵 If you send this to 5️⃣ other lusty listeners 🎧💃your favorite artist 🎸🎷will sing 🎤 into your tight juicy lips 💦 😘😜💚💚 If you don’t get any back you’ll be Apple 🍎 MuSICK 🤢🤢🤢 for the rest of the year 😱😱
          The day has finally CUM 💦💦Happy Sluttify Wrapped 🎶🎁🎵all you musicHOLE 👉👌bitches!! 💅 💅💅Make sure you open up that app 🧑‍💻😫before you open your legs tonight🐱👅🐱👅they’ve got a BIG 🥴 package📦 for you to unwrap 💦 have fun finding out your top artists 🔥🔥🔥as you get 🔝TOPPED🔝 by that big fat dick 🍆🍆🍆 and make sure u share to ur instaGAYm 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 story so everyone knows how big of a 💦🍆🍑WHORE 🍑🍆💦 for spotify you really are 😏😍spread this message (like u do with ur cheeks🍑👅) to at least 🔥69🔥 of your scissor ✂️ sisters 💅💅or everyone will know u use ASSHOLE 🍎📱music
          🎉🎶 IT'S THAT TIME ⏰🔊 OF THE YEAR 😍 AGAIN for SPOTIFY WRAPPED DICK 🍆🎤 DECEMBER 🎅😈 Time to get your FREAK ON 💃🕺 and find out just how many 🎵 BANGERS 🍑 you banged this year 🌍💦! Did you listen to that ONE HOT TRACK 🔥🍈 while getting your 🍑 pounded or was it the perfect 🎧 FINGERING song 😏👆 for those naughty nights? 🎉💦 It's all about those CUMback hits 📈💦 and Spotify's ready to SPANK 💅 your playlists 🍆📂 like the naughty naughty boy 👦 you are! Tag your friends 👫👭 with the HOTTEST tracks 🔥🍆🍑 they want to show off because nobody’s escaping the DICKtastic MUZAK this year 🎶🍆💦! Let’s END THIS YEAR 🔚 with a BANG 💥💦 and the FREAKIEST tunes that MAKE you MOAN like never before 🙀💖! Swipe 👉 for CLASSIC COCK JAMS 🎵🍆 and start SHARING the LOUD and PROUD 🎶 CUM-bos you’ve been FEASTING on all year 💦💖!
          🚨 OH YEAH 🚨 ITS THAT 🕝 TIME OF YEAR 🗓️ AGAIN U 😈🥵 SEXY SPICY🌶️ SPOTI-HOES 👯! ITS 🎶 SPOTIFY 🎶🎁 WRAPPED DAY 🗓️ MORE LIKE GET UR 🤤 SPOTI-FUCK 👉👌ON! ITS TIME TO SIT🪑🔙 BACK AND 🎀 UNWRAP 🌯THAT 🍆💦 SPOTI-POLE 🍆💦 TO STICK ✊ IN THAT 🕳️ SPOTI-HOLE 🕳️ 🍑 WHILE U 🫵 STREAM UR 🔝🔝 TOP ARTIST 🧑‍🎨 OR GET UR 😲 HUGE VEINY 🤤 COCK🐔🍆 SUCKED 👅🫦 LISTENING TO UR ⬇️ BOTTOM ⬇️ ARTIST! SO IF UR A 😋😏 LITTLE PIGGY 🐷 BITCH 🐷 U NEED TO 🛝 SLIDE IN THE 🎵 BEATS AND SLIDE 🛝 IN THEM CHEEKS 🍑🍆🍑! BLAST 💥 THEM 🎧 JAMS LIKE WHILE 🫵 🫵 U BLAST THEM 🔥💥 LOADS 💦💦 INTO THAT BUSSY 🙇‍♂️🐱! SPOTIFY 🎀 WRAPPED IT 🆙 SO U DONT 🚫 HAVE TO! SEND📱THIS TO UR 🔟 😈 SLUTTIEST 🥵 THOTTIEST 😏 SPOTIFY🎵FRIENDS❣️👯 OR U'LL BE 😫🗣️😫 MOANING WITHOUT ⛔⚠️🎶 MUSIC FOR 🔥😈 69 DAYS! 🥵🚨 

          GivingTuesday

            HEY 👋 SISTERS 👯‍♀️🌈‼️ Know 🤔 what day 🗓 it is today? 📍 It's the second ✌️ day of the 💼 💅 WERK🌈 week following 🙏🦃 Thanksgiving... ✨️🌈💅IT'S GIVING... TUESDAY💅🌈✨️ Today is all about 💦💵GENEROSITY 🤤🍆‼️ With your charitable 💦💵CUMtributions💦 you can show 👉 your 💵 appreciation 📈 for the 👯‍♀️ DIVAS 👯‍♀️ who are 💅💃SERVING 💅🌈 our community 🌆 and our world 🌎 every day. TODAY is the 🤤BIGGEST🍆‼️ fundraising day of the ❄️ season⛄️ so help the ORG(ie)s 💦 you care about 🌱GROW💦 

            December emojipasta

              ITS DECEMBER AND ❤️🎅🏽🤶🏼 JOLLY OLD ST. THICCOLAS 🍆🍆 IS CUMMING TO TOWN🎄🎅🏼 TO LOOSEN UP RUDOLPH'S 🦌🦌BUSSY for a gaping chimney landing 😻🐾 and get ready to SLAY 🎯🎉 this Cuntmas 🎄🎁 season! Santa's CUMMIES 💦🍭 are gonna flood 🔥🔥 the stockings 🎀🧦 like never before! Frosty’s ice cold LOAD ⛄️⛄️💦 is just what you need for a WHITE Christmas ❄️🌨️🌌! Santa's reindeer are ALL HORNY 🦌🔥👀 and ready to RIDE 🍆🍆all night long 🎶💃🍑 Pray to the virgin King Jesus and let him RISE tonight!! 💅🏼💦💦 Let's deck the halls 😜💦💦with the saviors BALLS 🎶🏠 Save some MISTLETOE kisses 😘💋 that lead to SLEIGHing this ASS 🍑💥! Make me leak egg nog all night long daddy 😈💦😛 So, grab the XXXMAS💦💦 tree 🍹🍸 and hold onto that THICK veiny branch ❄️💦 because it's a JOLLY time for some NAUGHTY HO's to squirt 💦💦 on Santa’s Sack! 🙊🎉🍌! Get ready to SCREAM 🐷💦 like the naughty Christmas sluts 😈🧝‍♂️ we are, because Santa's got the CHIMNEY lubed up and FULL of surprises 🎁🌟🍆!!! Shake your booties bitch, it's time to jingle those BELLS 🔔🍑 and sip some HOliday JIZZ 🥂💦 If you don't share this with 10 of your sleigh-mazing slutty friends 🛷👯‍♀️, you’ll get LEFT OUT🍆🍆 of my merry little orgy!! 🎊❌🎉 Remember, it's the season to GET NICE 🎅🍆 So, let’s unwrap those BIG packages 🎁👀 and see what Santa has been packing! 😏🍌✨ MERRY 💅🏼💦CLITMAS 🎊💦🎅🏼, let's make it one orgasmic reason for the season!!! 😘💋🔥 
              SAY🗣GOODBYE 👋🏻TO 🦃HOEVEMBER🦃 CUS ITS OFFICIALLY 🍆DICKCEMBER🍆‼️ITS THE MOST 💦CUMDERFUL💦 TIME🕐 OF THE YEAR📅 AND SPANKA🍑 CLAUS 🎅🏻 IS CUMMING💦 TO TOWN👀🙌🏻I HOPE YOUVE 👉🏻BEEN A GOOD😏👍🏻GIRL👯‍♀️FOR 😩DADDY😩 SANTA🎅🏻🎅🏻 SO HE’LL FILL YOUR STOCKING🧦🎁 UP WITH HIS 😳CREAMY🤤EGGNOG🥛BUT WAIT🙀‼️‼️ LOOKS😤👀 LIKE YOURE ON👇🏻 THE 😈NAUGHTY😈 LIST📄‼️ ALL YOURE GETTING FROM 🎅🏻SAINT🎅🏻DICKOLAS🍆 THIS ❌XXX-MAS❌😩 IS SOME BIG 🖤BLACK🖤ROCKS😡😡 DADDY👨🏻 MIGHT HAVE A SPECIAL🤫😉PRESENT🎁 WAITING FOR YOU😌UNDER👇🏻👇🏻 THE 🍑CHRISTMASS🍑 TREE🎄IF YOU LICK👅 HIS CANDY🍭CANE😉 JUST RIGHT👌🏻💯 SEND THIS TO 2️⃣5️⃣ OF THE SLUTTIEST😼🙌🏻 HOE HOE 👯‍♀️ YOU KNOW OR 😱YOU 👉🏻WILL GET NO❌🚫💦CUMMIES💦 UNTIL NEXT YEAR📅‼️ 
              🎅 H⭕️E H⭕️E H⭕️E 🎅 TIS THE SEASONS ❄️☃️ FOR ALL THE GOOD 😇 LITTLE SLUTS 😈💦 TO GET THEIR 🍆👅💦 PERVERTED 🍑🍆💦 HOLIDAY 🎁 🎁 PRESENTS 🎁🎁 THIS YEAR 🗓 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣2️⃣ OF YOUR MOST 🤶 HOE-LLY 🤶 JOLLY WHORES 😜🍆 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND THE ONLY THING IN YOUR 🧦 STOCKING 🧦 IS A 🔒😭🔒 CHASTITY CAGE 🔒😭🔒 GET 6️⃣ BACK AND YOU'LL HAVE A MURRY 😻 COCKMAS 👅💦 GIVING HOE-LIDAY 💃 HEAD 👅🍆💦 TO YOUR FURRY 💄🦊🐺 REINDEER 🦌🦌🦌 DADDY 😋🍆💦 GET ALL 1️⃣2️⃣ BACK AND 🎅 DADDY CHRISTMAS 🎅 WILL PERSONALLY DELIVER 👉👌 YOU THE CONTENTS 💦💦 OF HIS 🍒 LARGE SACK 🍒 DIRECTLY FROM HIS ❗️🍆❗️ NORTH POLE ❗️🍆❗️