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I got lost hiking up a mountain, and I saw a shepherd. I asked him "How far up are we?" and he answered "This post." That's how I realised, I already knew the answer. We were at the peak. 
Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Mega Charizard Y from Pokemon.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Charizard-Y. I try to build a Froslass team. It's weak to Charizard-Y. I try to build rain. It's weak to Charizard-Y. I try to build Balance. It's weak to Charizard-Y. I want to use Steel-types. They get roasted by Charizard-Y. I switch in my Fire resist. Solar Beam. I switch in my Water-type. Solar Beam. I bring in my Garchomp. Rock slide misses 3 times. I finally get Trick Room up. He Protects, stalls a turn, and KOs both of my mons. I want to bring Mawile. The team preview laughs at me. He grabs me by the throat. I EV my Incineroar. He clicks Heat Wave. I bring Wide Guard. He has Overheat. I bring Occa berry. He crits anyway. I bring Tyranitar. He brings Floette instead. "You just need better positioning," He tells me. "Give me one free turn. I can do more damage with Last Respects." I can't get Basculegion. I don't have anymore quick coupons. He grabs my teamsheet. Everything is weak to Charizard-Y. "I guess this is the end". He sends out Charizard-Y. He says "Use Heat Wave!". There is no hint of remorse in his eyes. I don't have any answers left. I don't have any VP left. I don't have any hope left. What a shit regulation 
Its a WoW copypasta meant to mock the knee-jerk hype from WoW players when class rework drops on the test servers AKA Public Test Realm (PTR).
I was just on PTR. Arcane mage is back.. It's the best spec in the game.. Missiles is back.... Sunfury is GOD TIER!!!! I'm already sold!!!! I resubbed for 12 months..... ARCANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
By u/MeltSimp, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Gilberta from Endfield.
I can’t take it anymore I’m sick of Gilberta.
I want to use Ardelia, she uses too much SP. I want to use Perlica, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Rossi, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Laevatain, Last Rite, all their fastest clears use Gilberta. I want to roll for Mifu, Fangyi, deep down I know they both want Gilberta.
She smiles at me. She knows I skipped her. I said I didn’t like her story and she held a grudge.
“Having fun, Endmin? What a nice stash of Oroberyls you have.”
She knows I’m going to pull the moment she reruns. I farmed for her, I built Stanza for her. She knows I’m holding 120 pulls specifically for her.
She grabs my credit card. It declines. The banner is gone. I can’t pull for her anymore… I don’t even know when the next rerun is.
“Guess I’ll be taking these for safekeeping :)”, she took all the Oroberyls I stocked up. There’s no hint of mercy in her eyes, just pure 42% SP neutral Arts susceptibility.
What a cruel world. 
I can't take it anymore I'm sick of Gilberta... I try to play support Tangtang and my Gilberta has more usage, I try to play Ardelia and Gilberta has more usage, I try to play Xaihi and Gilberta has more usage. I don't even try to play Zhuang Fangyi because she also need Gilbert a in her team.. I want to play Laevatain and her best team has Gilberta. I want to play Avywenna—Yvonne they both want Gilberta. she grasped around my throat, I farm for her, I cook for her I give her potentials, she isn't satisfied I pull Camille. "I don't need another sub-dps." She tells me "give me more Arts Infliction." She grabs Rossi and forces her to throw herself at enemies. "You just need to grind for my priorities, I can solo support Rossi." I can't pull for Rossi I don't have enough Oroberyl, she grabs my credit card it declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Laevatain that she just gave buffs to in the last second, she says "Laevatain, get them!" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes nothing but pure uncontested highest usage in every CC and late game challenges up to date, what a cruel world... Why couldn't I get Gilberta from my pulls.. 
As a new player to league I kinda copied that guy caedrel's pickems Is he just an idiot? should i never copy that guys pickems? figured he was smart cause how many viewers he has but maybe he is like ohnepixel? has a lot of viewers because he is dumb and its funny to just laugh at him ?
Like honest question would i have been better Just randoming my pickems over following his choices?