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Raiden, have I ever told you about Blue Archive?

    Its the infamous Ahsoka Tano copypasta but changed to Blue Archive.

    Raiden, have I ever told you about Blue Archive? Yeah, it is a gacha game, but the gacha mechanics are not nearly as bad as similar games. But that's not important right now, here take a look at this, pretty cute and funny, huh Raiden? That's just the beginning though, the developers have been adding so many cute and funny girls over the years, it's got far more than other gacha games that only pay lip service to the fans of cute and funny, like Hag Lane for example, ugh. In fact there was a Blue Archive lead developer or someone like that that posted on twitter about how his ideal wife is a high schooler, so you can trust they know what they're doing Raiden. They're just like you and me, Raiden. And naturally each of those cute and funny girls has a swimsuit outfit, in fact, remind me later, I'll show you some pictures on the rule34 website when you return to base. Oh btw it's even got older girls that are tall with flat chests, isn't that amazing? What other gacha game has such perfect fan service, they all think an oneesan character needs large oppai but it's just not true! Flat is justice, am I right Raiden? And you dont need to bother thinking about male characters, this takes place in an all girls school so you, as the sensei, are the only male in the story What do you think, Raiden? How do you like my new gaki? The shupogaki, double trouble, twin gaki students seducing an adult, needs correction.

    I own a bastard for home defense, since that’s what the Spartan order intended

      By u/Street-Committee-367, its the ‘Own a musket for home defense’ copypasta but changed to Metro 2033 universe. 

      I own a bastard for home defense, since that's what the Spartan order intended. Four Reich soldiers break into D6. "What the mutant?" as I grab my gas mask and bastard submachine gun. Blast the first one before it jams, he's dead on the spot. Draw my A-shot on the second man, miss him entirely because it's made from an old pipe. I have to resort to the DShK mounted on a railcar. "For Sparta!" The machine gun fire tears through two men, and the deafening noise attracts a horde of Nosalis. Grab my knife and charge the last terrified bandit. He bleeds out while I fend off a Nosalis that jumped me. Just as the Spartan order intended.

      Gen Con Tornado Warning

        There was a tornado warning at GenCon 2026 for about 15 minutes and this message repeat every minute. The community then made it into a copypasta.

        Ladies & gentlemen, may I have your attention please. We are presently under a tornado warning. Please remain calm, but it is necessary for you to proceed to the interior rooms of the building. Security personnel are standing by to assist you. Please move away from any windows, docks, or exterior walls. Thank you.

        i’m the grungler

          women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and keeps saying things like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'

          Blood clots

            Its the copypasta used by r/ClotSurvivors encouraging people with symptoms to get checked out by medical profesionals. 

            We don't know either. There's no secret trick that doctors hate to find clots - the answer is always: "Go get checked out by medical professionals", never "Oh that's clearly not a clot, based on X, Y and Z". It doesn't matter how you attempt to word or rationalize it ("Just looking for experiences, not medical advice" or any permutation of it): We don't know how to figure out what ails someone else, regardless of how well they describe it, or how many pictures they wish to post.

No, comparing symptoms will not yield clinically useful results. Still, it will update any anxiety you already have with new symptoms to mimic (Congrats! You've updated to the new and improved anxiety v1.9!).

One person's clotting symptom is another person's anxiety symptom, a third person's sprain, a fourth person's random pain, a fifth person's muscle cramp, a sixth persons [...]. All present with the same symptoms, and all have different causes. The only way to figure out what's wrong with you is to get professionals to check it out - speculating on the internet will not move your goal any further along. If you feel like you weren't thoroughly checked, get checked again. If that keeps happening over and over, then you can start concluding the cause of that.

You're asking a group of people who have reason to find each other (just like any other support group for a condition), whether you might be on the way to becoming one of us - we'll always err on the side of caution (so you should probably get checked out, sooner the better). We don't and can't know if your symptoms stem from a clot, anxiety, or something else (least to most likely). We're also not footing the bill (time, money, consequences) of going or not going to get checked out.

Likewise, we aren't in the business of relieving anxiety for folks with no diagnosed clots - we're the outliers, and our stories will make you worse, not better. We'll still be here if it does turn out to be a clot.

            I’m sick of Charon. I try to play Mercuria. Charon is better.

              Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Charon from Reverse 1999.

              I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Charon. I try to play Mercuria. Charon is better. I try to play Flutterpage. Charon is BiS. I replace a character on the dynamo team with Recoleta, but it’s not Charon. I want to play Lucy. Her best team has Charon. I want to play Brume, Enigma. They both want Charon.

He grabs me by the throat. I save clear drops for him. I spend money. I pull scam banner for him. He isn’t satisfied. “Pull me for dynamo” he tells me. “You need me for dynamo wheelchair.” He grabs every dynamo character and throws them into irrelevancy. “You just need me for Dynamo. I can quickly charge field to level 3.”

I can’t pull for Charon, I lost scam banner. He blocks me from clearing focused flashback. “Guess this is the end.” He grabs his pendant. He says “sacrifice holds meaning only in its warning—life is delicate and easily lost.” There is no hint of sadness in his eyes because he doesn’t have any. Nothing but pure, unrivaled dynamo buffs. What a cruel world.