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BF6 Dead Space x Chicanery crossover

    From a comment satirizing BF6 players having a crashout over the Battlefield 6 x Dead Space crossover by using the Chicanery copypasta. 

    You think this is bad, this...chicanery? He's done worse. That crossover! Are you telling me that a man just happens to hallucinate being in Vegas, no! He orchestrated it, Isaac! He defacated through the store page! And I bought him! I shouldn't have. I put him into my Engineer! What was I thinking?! 
    He’ll never change! Ever since 2042, couldn’t stop replacing my character. But not our Issac! Couldn’t be precious Issac! Stealing the dark and gritty… and he gets to be in the game?! What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!

    Trains are really unpredictable

      Started as a joke in the r/IdiotsInCars sub in Reddit, the comment has become a copypasta among train enthusiasts and often appears in posts involving train accidents with other vehicle.

      Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?

A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

      Niflheim copypasta

        “LDM”: Stands for Low Detail Mode, a setting players use to reduce lag on heavy levels.

        This copypasta is a chaotic text transcription of the level “Niflheim” in Geometry Dash by the player Koreaqwer.

        Its a direct transcript of the fast-paced gameplay sequence, portals, vehicle modes (ball, cube, ship, wave, robot, ufo, dual ship), and speed changes happening during the level. It became a meme within the GD community due to the level’s weird decoration, the “spammy” nature of the text, and the controversy surrounding its verification.

        LDM ball cube ball big cube ball next Rest In Peace niflheim vismuth slow wave fast robot keep going! slow ship go! slow ball Auto? fast dual ship slow fast ufo slow How? fast ship slow cube fast ball lol slow robot in out slow ufo take a break ????? !!!!! ?? ?! ??! !! ?! !! ?!!? ??! !! ?!!? ??! ?! ?? !! ?? !! ?? ?! ??! ?!!? ?? ??! ?! !! ?!!? slow ufo go! go! Yeah! fast cube dual wave watch out! faster! OMG! mini next next great! verified by NIFLHEIM koreaqwer

        I hate Aquilo because it is described as frozen wasteland, I arrive there and what do I see?

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          I hate Aquilo because it is described as frozen wasteland, I arrive there and what do I see? -35 degrees Centigrade? I’ve been waiting for a bus for an hour outside in these temperatures and was comfortable. My car starts in these temperatures without any problems. (Diesel folks struggle, for sure)

And WUBE tries to sell me freezing shit. I don’t need fucking heat pipes, I just need winter lubricants. 
          I hate Gleba because it is described as rotting wasteland, I arrive there and what do I see? Some alien apples and nuts? I've been eating those for my entire live and enjoyed those. My old grandma can eat those without any problems. (Allergic folks struggle, for sure)

And WUBE tries to sell me rotting shit. I don't need fucking bioflux, I just need proper biochemistry.

          I really love the merch but I’d hate to wear it out in public

            It was a shitpost made by a Deadlock dev “hopoo” on their own merch in Twitch chat. 

            I really love the merch but I'd hate to wear it out in public, the last thing I need is the attention of some disgusting seeker or initiate soaking up my oxygen trying to spark up a conversation with me, like sure I love the game but the community? We don't usually walk in the same circles, I fly private I go to FBO's, I only eat 3 star michelin meals, so I guess the chances of us crossing paths are low but still, I'd rather not.

            Alice Thymefield saved my parent’s marriage

              Both of the story were written by u/AppearanceThen3383 for the ZZZ sub on Reddit and is most likely fictional. 

              so my parents are divorced, and yesterday they were arguing at my dad's house about whom i would be with next week. This stuff usually happens a lot, so I drown it out by playing ZZZ in the living room. Out of nowhere, my dad goes, "Is that a blonde bunny girl in your game?" and i go yeah cuz she is. I was in the overworld as Alice and my dad thought she looked like my mom. My mom started bursting out laughing and they both started to reminisce about their college days because she once wore a bunny girl suit for Halloween. The conversation between my parents started to lighten up, and my dad just said my mom can have me Sunday night. I just heard that mom's coming over to watch the Super Bowl with me and my dad too? It's so weird that they're acting nicely with each other, but it's good.

              Sigrid Del’azur saves my parents marriage

              So my parents are divorced, and yesterday they were arguing at my dad's house about whom i would be with next week. This stuff usually happens a lot, so I drown it out by playing ZZZ in the living room. Out of nowhere, my dad goes, "Is that a blonde horse girl in your game?" and i go yeah cuz she is. I was in the overworld as Sigrid and my dad thought she looked like my mom.

My mom started bursting out laughing and they both started to reminisce about their college days because my mom used to be a jockey and she loves using horses with bright blonde mane. The conversation between my parents started to lighten up, and my dad just said my mom can have me Sunday night. I just heard that mom's coming over to watch a horse racing competition with me and my dad too? It's so weird that they're acting nicely with each other, but it's good.