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Playing against Graves feels like being constipated

    By u/temnycarda on the Deadlock subreddit ranting about the new character ‘Graves’ on Deadlock.

    I hate 😡 how she 🪦  just walks 🚶 at me with her auto aim 🖐️ fart 🦨💨 beam 🔫, throws at me her revolting 🤮 cum 💀💦 jar 🫙 and then 👉 there are probably like 🙄 5 ghouls 🪦 🧟 🧟 🧟 🧟 🧟 walking 🚶towards me. 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥  
    Shes just so fucking annoying, every part of her kit is giving me an ocular migraine with blinding aura.

I hate how she just walks at me with her autoaim fart beam, throws at me her revolting cum jar and then there are probably like 5 ghouls walking towards me.

In isolation each one of her abilities has counter play, but when she throws everything out at once its just too much to deal with. Also lategame teamfights theres just so much going on that trying to break her ult will just get you slimed.

(yes, I just lost to Graves)

    waht the literal hell has this genre (Romantasy) come to

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waht the literal hell has this genre come to

every single book i have picked up recently:

freshly 18 year old small frail so skinny little girl hasn't eaten any food in 67 days because her family is poor and/or gets murdered but then suddenly finds out that shes the lost princess of lost kingdom and has to save the world with her small frail self but how can she save the world when she is so small and frail luckily there is a 6'7" 6700 year old hot sexy man who teachers her to fight and also luckily they fall in love because what's not weird about an 18 year old little girl falling in love with 6700 year old man who is so large that she can barely wrap her hand around it because shes so small and frail and then boom the world is saved by small frail girl LIKE OMG CAN WRITERS LOCK THE FUCK IN THERE IS NO ORIGINALITY IN ANY BOOKS THESE DAYS (yes this is me ranting about the silversmith which i dnfed at 10% today bc i just couldnt with the mmc and how the fmc kept saying shit about the tension she felt) someone give me actual good book recs and not bullshit like fourth wing okay i hate fourth wing i cant trust anyone who recommends fourth wing bc that shit is hot ass and no i wont apologize

edit 2: dont even get me started on people recommending enemies to lovers books when they are enemies for about 5 minutes and all they think about is how sexy the other person is but they cant think that because they're supposed to be enemies and then they become lovers 50 pages in SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING

edit 3: okay thanks guys im finally seeing some recs that i haven't seen before so it looks like my post did its job ❤️❤️ happy reading everyone

      Icarus complex

        Its from a YouTube comment regarding Alpharad (Jacob) in a Super Smash Bros. video titled “This Poor Little Mac“.

        "I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex." 
        The circumstances are too perfect not to comment it: I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex

        Yareli is the most compatible warframe for operators

          Its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Yareli from Warframe.

          Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male operator female warframe transference, Yareli is the most compatible warframe for operators? She has the lowest base armor of all warframe at only 100, this means she's soft enough to be penetrated by void dash, and with merulina absorbing 75% of incoming damage, you can be rough with one. Due to her mostly water based abilities, there's no doubt in my mind that Yareli is incredibly wet all the time, so wet you could easily void dash for hours without depleting energy. She can also infuse helminth ability voracious metastasis, healing herself and grant energy to ally, so it'd be incredibly easy for your void dash to last even longer. With her water controlling abilities sea snares and riptide, she can engulf you completely and hitting all your spots at once. No other warframe comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, Yareli's passive increases her critical chance by 200% if you can keep her moving. Yareli is literally build for transference. Lowest armor stat + merulina means she can take void dashing all day, from any focus schools and ways and still come for more. 
          In terms of male operator and female warframe transference, Yareli (Prime) is the most compatible Warframe for the tenno. Not only was Yareli prime recently released, with improved base stats and access to Merulina means you can comfortably do Steel Path. Due to their Orokin based origin, there is no doubt that a Yareli isn't kitted with an improved Kompressa Prime, also so improved that you can finally build crit. They can also replace abilities with Helminth, along with socketing Archon Shards, so it'd be incredibly easy to build around. With their ability Sea Snare and Riptide, they can easily CC entire rooms. Also, fun fact, you can make your Yareli look like Vaporeon. Also this Warframe has ass and titties.

          In general, a virgin woman can close her legs normally without leaving gaps

            Originally came from a FB comment about women’s thigh gap that became a meme. Some Genshin fan used it as ragebait for Arlecchino and it spread from there.

            It looks like Laurel is no longer a virgin.

In general, a virgin woman can close her legs normally without leaving gaps, but those who have had their first time or more xd end up with a wider area, making it so they can't close their legs properly anymore xd
            Did you know that arlecchino is not virg3n,
generally when a woman is virg3n can close the legs without leaving space but when you already have your first see or who knows how many more the part of that area becomes wider making it no longer can close well the legs xdxd

            Character idea: I have been cooking up a female elf wizard

              Character idea: I have been cooking up a female elf wizard, nothing on paper yet, just in
my mind. But the idea is something like this: When the wizard was but a mere child, she either fell in a magical cauldron (asterix and obelix style) or was dipped in the cauldron by her mother (achilles heel style) and somehow someway she now has magical pee.

If you look online you'll be able to find or maybe you're already familiar with a d10000 wild magic table. And my idea was, if this home-brew gets approved of course, that she's able to 'conjure' a potion a day or something. I can foresee this leading to fun interactions overall. Her being ashamed of this, not wanting to show the party how she 'gets' them. And that's not even speaking of the fun outcomes you get to play on as a DM when we roll on the d10000 wild magic table. Otherwise I could probably play like a goblino fighter.

Extra: I have about 2 years of experience playing a long term campaign as a rogue with a couple of one-shots here and there.