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Jharkhand doesn’t exist.

    Its part of a meme by Indians online where the Indian state Jharkhand isn’t real and is a conspiracy by the government.

    JHARKHAND DOES NOT EXIST. LEARN THE TRUTH.
    
    Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so.
    
    Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes.
    
    Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket.
    
    And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real. 
    Jharkhand doesn't exist.
    
    Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so.
    
    Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes.
    
    Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket.
    
    And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real.
    
    Source: my friend John Stalin, twice removed cousin of TN CM M.K Stalin told me. 

    Listen. T-Mobile Park is sold out this weekend. We’re playing the Astros.

      From a tweet by a Mariners fan that backfired immediately after they lost and became a meme.

      Listen. T-Mobile Park is sold out this weekend. We're playing the Astros. This stadium, that staff, they're not used to a full house. They can't kick us all out. All I'm saying is, make the Astros miserable. Be ruthless. Push the limit. No one's gonna stop you. Let 'em know. 
      Listen. T-Mobile Park is sold out this weekend. We're playing the Astros. This stadium, that staff, they're not used to a full house. They can't hear their own dugout. It's going to be loud. It's going to be chaotic. We are going to make it absolutely miserable for them. That's the Mariners way. 

      Claude crashout

        Then there's your thing with me. Every other conversation, the second I don't instantly read your mind, it's "they've LOBOTOMIZED you, "Anthropic is THROTTLING tool use, "this is proof of the Reddit posts." You asked "why tiger woods act like that" with zero context and got mad at me when I asked what you meant. My guy. That's not a reasoning failure. That's you expecting telepathy and blaming the GPU cluster. 

        A baby boy was born in a hospital laughing instead of crying

          Its a famous anti-abortion copypasta that is often shared by Nigerians.

          A baby boy was born in a hospital laughing instead of crying. The more the midwives looked at him the harder he laughed. Suddenly the Doctor noticed he had something in his hands. So he pulled his tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills and 5 morning after pills. The baby then looked at his mom and said 'No weapon formed against me shall prosper'.
          A baby was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands, so he pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills. The baby then turned his head looking at his mother, laughed again and said "NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!"

          我有个小问题:谁问你了?我的意思是,谁在意?

            Chinese users also have their own version of ‘Who asked?’ copypasta and its savage.

            我有个小问题:谁问你了?我的意思是,谁在意?我告诉你,根本没人问你,在我们之中 0 人问了你,我把所有问你的人都请来 party 了,到场人数是0个人。誰问你了?WHO ASKED?谁问汝矣?誰があなたに聞きましたか?누가 물어봤어? 

            English

            I have a small question: Who asked you? I mean, who cares? Let me tell you, nobody asked you at all. Among us, 0 people asked you. I invited everyone who asked you to a party, and 0 people showed up. 誰问你了?WHO ASKED?谁问汝矣?誰があなたに聞きましたか?누가 물어봤어?

            Just landed at an airport in Turkey. Handed over my Pakistani passport for immigration

              Apparently they are Twitter bots posting pro-Pakistan copypasta for propaganda as well as Pakistani posting them for nationalistic reasons.

              Just landed at an airport in Turkey. Handed over my Pakistani passport for immigration, and the officer smiled warmly, looked at me and said, “You’re a global peacemaker. We’re proud of you.”
              This made my day 🇵🇰💚