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I absolutely despise witch doctor shard

    The copypasta started from the Dota2 subreddit where a user made a post complaining about Outworld Destroyer with Aghanim’s Scepter being broken because of how strong it is.

    Other people then started using the copypasta template for different heroes and characters for other games.

    I absolutely despise wd shard
    
    I cant believe this shard is still in the game. Its contrary to everything dota is about.
    
    Wd is a hero you have to focus/burst. No different than a hoodwink/es. He has a spell that completely disrupts most fights. He has ramping damage as well. You cant burst/gank his teammates if hes there because of ward so you have to kill him first . If not, he ults then melts everyone.
    
    Guess what, lets give him a 40 second cooldown phase shift echo slam as a shard. Even better, its invulnerable to cc with no cast time so theres 0 skill required to use it. Last but not least, make it a pure damage so its not countered by nothing, not shiva, not pipe, not even guardian angel.
    
    So now, he just buys that braindead item and cannot be bursted by absolutely anything except a 1v5 scenario. Go on his team? Die to ward. He doesnt even need support items. Great game design icefrog, next time give something similar to other supports so its consistent. Lion maybe? What about vengeful spirit? Im sure supports getting a unkillable skill is balanced.
    
    Oh right, its countered by cc! Tell me 1 hero that has a good cc that can also dmg wd so he doesnt shard himself. Maybe ill go orchid pudge just to counter this hero

    I absolutely despise od aghs

    I cant believe this aghs is still in the game. Its contrary to everything dota is about.
    
    Od is a hero you have to focus/burst. No different than a tinker/meepo. He has a save that completely disrupts most ultimates like duel. He has ramping damage as well. You cant burst/gank his teammates if hes there because of astral so you have to kill him first . If not, he saves his teammate then melts everyone.
    
    Guess what, lets give him a 90 second cooldown aegis abaddon ult as an aghs. Even better, its completely passive with no activation feature so theres 0 skill required to use it. Last but not least, make it a barrier so its absolutely countered by nothing, not shiva, not vessel, not even doom/aa.
    
    So now, he just buys that braindead item and cannot be bursted by absolutely anything except a 1v5 scenario. Go on his team? Save with astral. He doesnt even need aegis. Great game design icefrog, next time give something similar to other glass cannons so its consistent. Sniper maybe? What about arc warden? Im sure glass cannons getting a unkillable passive is balanced.
    
    Oh right, its countered by break! Tell me 1 hero that has a break that can also stun/silence od so he doesnt astral himself. Maybe ill go orchid viper just to counter this hero.
    
    Also this mf can blink out after 3 seconds if u dont break his barrier by then. Even while doomed. Nice balance guys

    masondota2 smurf ban appeal

      masondota2 was banned for smurfing in Dota2
      Hello, this is masondota2 of fromer EG and Digital Chaso glory. I come to you with hat in hand, asking for a second chance. I have given 15 years of my life to this game, and I foolishly was upset with the new Behavior Score system. I kept getting reported seemingly no matter what I did and was very frustrated with my situtation of not being able to use my mic and coordinate with my team to try and win the game to my fullest ability. I seemed to get reported and lose communication score no matter how I behaved or acted, and this made me do an action I regretted very shortly after in which I hired a booster to boost my behavior score, but after 1 day I cancelled their order and stopped them. I gained almost no behavior score or communication score during this period of time and I resumed playing on the account with muted communication and tried my best to "fix my behavior" on my own
      
      I have been for better or worse a part of this community for almost as long as the game has been alive. I've streamed thousands of hours of dota and I still enjoy and love the game to this date, even if it frustrates me at times and makes me act in ways which I am ashamed of, but in the end, I think a lot of people feel this way. Sometimes we say and do things we know we shouldn't, and it'sn ot right but it is human. I ask that you understand this feeling and my case and give me a second chance. I'd take a suspension, as I did violate the terms and service, but I feel taht a permanent ban is very severe. I understand wanting to make an example out of me, but I ask you reconsider my freinds of Valve. I am sorry my brothers and sisters.

      Dota2 smurf ban

        You don't understand my post guys! How can using main account a smurfing? That's my main account I have a lot of items including arcanas. It's banned that's why I tried to open old accounts to verify whether it's a bug or not but all of it too are banned. That's what I meant in this post.

        Mercedes Benz E400 Sedan

          Dota 2 Mercedes Benz E Class copypasta
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          My name Artour Babaev. Sorry bad englandsky.

            Arteezy as a potato farmer
            My name Artour Babaev. Sorry bad englandsky. I grow up in small farm to have make potatoes. Father say "Arthour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional DOTO2 in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Plz no copy pasteschniko

            Dark Willow

              The infamous Dark Willow copypasta
              The biggest oversight with Dark Willow is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight wooden ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her geographically ambiguous accent.
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