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Trump Won

    🎉💦OMG, DADDY TRUMP 🎩🏰 just took 🍆 CONTROL of the 🗳️ WHITE HOUSE 😱😱 and all the 🏁 RACISTS 🤵🏽💁‍♂️ came OUT to play! 🍻🤡 Time to POUND 🍑 those homophobic 🎭 CUMMIES DEEP 💦💦 and get ready for a SEXIST 🇺🇸 AMERICA! 🍆💦 It’s time to ABORT The DEMS!!!! 💪🏼 If you voted for the ORANGE SLUT 🍊👉 then you’re ready for a GOP-USSY 🍗🍑 prime-time 🍆 DISASTER 😱😜💋 Like, who needs 🏳️‍🌈 rights when you got TRUMP's MASSIVE 💦🚀 WALL of SEXY!? 😩💦💦 SPEAKING of walls, let's cut a hole in it for his GLORY 🔨🧱 Cage your ❤️❤️LOVE for Donny!! 🔒🔒Like when we caged those kids 🙏🏼🙏🏼😘❤️ BORDER CRISIS? No way José 🚨🚨 Let’s let MAGA shoot allllll those 👅 creamy CUMMIES on the country 🍑🔥👩‍❤️‍👨 Don't forget to SMASH 🍆 that LIKE button and start saving some hush money 👍💦 if you want more of those foul-mouthed 💋🗣️ XENOPHOBIC vibes! 😈🥵🍾 So, after this erection day, prepare for the NASTIEST 🍌🇺🇸 infected party and remember to bring the 🚨🚨 WHIP CREAM 🍦 penicillin and the SPANKING PADDLES! 🍑🖐️ Let's make America 💥 SUCK again, y'all! 🎉🍆🇺🇸 
    🗳️💦‼️WELL, F*CK… HERE WE ARE, TRUMP 2024🍊💯😱 WE’RE SCREWED, SO LET’S GET SCREWING 😫💦 IF WE’RE GONNA RIDE THIS OUT, MIGHT AS WELL RIDE SOMETHING🍆🇺🇸💋 GRAB A PARTNER 👯‍♂️ AND GET READY FOR FOUR MORE YEARS OF RAW DOGGING REALITY 🍑💥 ‘CAUSE THIS NATION’S ABOUT TO GO DEEP 🤯🍑 SO STOCK UP ON LUBE 🧴💦 ‘CAUSE IT’S GONNA BE A ROUGH RIDE, BABY 👀💦😈 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BOLDEST BANG BUDDIES IF YOU’RE DOWN TO MAKE AMERICA MOAN AGAIN 😫🇺🇸💋 AND IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK, YOU KNOW YOU WON’T BE FACING THIS ALONE 😏🍆💦 LET’S GO HARD OR GO HOME, PATRIOTS 🗽🔥 
    🇺🇸🦅 WELCOME TO THE POST-ELECTION APOCALYPSE 💀 WHERE KAMALA’S BALLOT BOX 📥 GOT YEETED STRAIGHT TO THE GULAG 🚫🔥 NOW WE’RE STUCK IN THE UNITED SLAY-NO-WAY-STATES 🇺🇸 WHERE TRUMP’S TROMBONE 🎺 IS LOUDER THAN OUR TEARS 😭💦 WILL YOU 🫵 GRAB YOUR KAMALATOES 🐪🍑 AND MARCH INTO THE NIGHT 🌚 OR WILL YOU BOW DOWN 🧎‍♀️ AND ACCEPT THE FRUMPAGE? 😩 LET THIS TRAGEDY BE A REMINDER 🗡️ THAT IN THE LAND OF THE SLAIN 😵💥 WE KEEP STAR SPANKIN’ 👋 AND BOOTY CLAPPIN’ 🍑 FOR THE SLAINSTITUTION 📜💫 SEND THIS ➡️ TO 10 FELLOW KAMALAMATES 🐫 OR GET READY TO BE DECLARED A 🤡 RESIDENT OF FRUMPTOWN 🎺 IF YOU GET 10 BACK, YOU’RE A LEGENDARY 🏆 NATIONAL SLAYVIVOR 🌈 IF YOU GET LESS THAN 5️⃣… CLOWN SHOES 🚪 AND FRUMP HATS 🎩 ARE IN YOUR FUTURE 😱💀 
    🚨ATTENTION‼️FILTHY SLUT-izens of AmeriCUM 🇺🇸 🦅 💦 💦 you’ve STUFFED 😩 those TIGHT little boxes 📦🍑🔞with your ROCK HARD ballots 🪨🍆 💪🏻💪🏻 and the raunchy ERECTION 🥵 🥵 results are CUMMING IN HOT 🔥 🗳️ so BEND OVER 👉🏻 and SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS for DOM ⛓️ DADDY 🍆 💦 DON for the next 4️⃣ FREAKY LONG 📏 and GIRTHY 🪵 🪵 years 🎉 🎊 send 💬 this to 2️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ PUSSY-dential candidates 👩‍⚖️ 🧑‍⚖️ 👩‍💼👨‍💼 and get COVERED in 😏 orange POTUSSY juices 🍊 💦 😫 

    List of Republicans Who Voted Against FEMA Funding Before Helene Hit

      The list — only Republicans voted “no”:
      
      House
      
      Rep. James Baird of Indiana
      Rep. Troy Balderson of Ohio
      Rep. Jim Banks of Indiana
      Rep. Aaron Bean of Florida
      Rep. Andy Biggs of Arizona
      Rep. Gus Bilirakis of Florida
      Rep. Dan Bishop of North Carolina
      Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado
      Rep. Mike Bost of Illinois
      Rep. Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma
      Rep. Tim Burchett of Tennessee
      Rep. Eric Burlison of Missouri
      Rep. Kat Cammack of Florida
      Rep. Michael Cloud of Texas
      Rep. Andrew Clyde of Georgia
      Rep. Mike Collins of Georgia
      Rep. Eli Crane of Arizona
      Rep. John Curtis of Utah
      Rep. Warren Davidson of Ohio
      Rep. Byron Donalds of Florida
      Rep. Jeff Duncan of South Carolina
      Rep. Ron Estes of Kansas
      Rep. Mike Ezell of Mississippi
      Rep. Randy Feenstra of Iowa
      Rep. Brad Finstad of Minnesota
      Rep. Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota
      Rep. Russell Fry of South Carolina
      Rep. Russ Fulcher of Idaho
      Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida
      Rep. Tony Gonzales of Texas
      Rep. Bob Good of Virginia
      Rep. Lance Gooden of Texas
      Rep. Paul Gosar of Arizona
      Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
      Rep. Morgan Griffith of Virginia
      Rep. Michael Guest of Mississippi
      Rep. Harriet Hageman of Wyoming
      Rep. Andy Harris of Maryland
      Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana
      Rep. Jim Jordan of Ohio
      Rep. John Joyce of Pennsylvania
      Rep. Trent Kelly of Mississippi
      Rep. Darin LaHood of Illinois
      Rep. Laurel Lee of Florida
      Rep. Debbie Lesko of Arizona
      Rep. Greg Lopez of Colorado
      Rep. Anna Paulina Luna of Florida
      Rep. Morgan Lutrell of Texas
      Rep. Nancy Mace of South Carolina
      Rep. Tracey Mann of Kansas
      Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky
      Rep. Tom McClintock of California
      Rep. Rich McCormick of Georgia
      Rep. Mary Miller of Illinois
      Rep. Max Miller of Ohio
      Rep. Cory Mills of Florida
      Rep. Alex Mooney of West Virginia
      Rep. Barry Moore of Alabama
      Rep. Nathaniel Moran of Texas
      Rep. Ralph Norman of South Carolina
      Rep. Andy Ogles of Tennessee
      Rep. Gary Palmer of Alabama
      Rep. Scott Perry of Pennsylvania
      Rep. Bill Posey of Florida
      Rep. John Rose of Tennessee
      Rep. Matt Rosendale of Montana
      Rep. Chip Roy of Texas
      Rep. David Schweikert of Arizona
      Rep. Keith Self of Texas
      Rep. Victoria Spartz of Indiana
      Rep. Claudia Tenney of New York
      Rep. William Timmons of South Carolina
      Rep. Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey
      Rep. Beth Van Duyne of Texas
      Rep. Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin
      Rep. Mike Waltz of Florida
      Rep. Randy Weber of Texas
      Rep. Daniel Webster of Florida
      Rep. Bruce Westerman of Arkansas
      Rep. Roger Williams of Texas
      Rep. Rudy Yakym of Indiana
      
      Senate
      
      Sen. Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee
      Sen. Mike Braun of Indiana
      Sen. Katie Britt of Alabama
      Sen. Ted Budd of North Carolina
      Sen. Mike Crapo of Idaho
      Sen. Deb Fischer of Nebraska
      Sen. Bill Hagerty of Tennessee
      Sen. Josh Hawley of Missouri
      Sen. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin
      Sen. Mike Lee of Utah
      Sen. Roger Marshall of Kansas
      Sen. Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma
      Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky
      Sen. Pete Ricketts of Nebraska
      Sen. James Risch of Idaho
      Sen. Eric Schmitt of Missouri
      Sen. Tim Scott of South Carolina
      Sen. Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

      Trump answers what action will you take to ensure that our jobs stay in America

        AUDIENCE QUESTION: Thank you so much for coming to Michigan. My name is Ashley and I work at the Chrysler plant. Like many auto workers, I am deeply concerned about the future of our industry. With many jobs being outsourced as we speak, what action will you take to ensure that our jobs stay in America so we can continue to build the best cars in the world here in Michigan?
        
        DONALD TRUMP: So, pretty much as we’ve been saying, and what I want to do is I want to be able to — Look, your business — Years ago in this area, I was honored as the man of the year. It was maybe 20 years ago. Oh, and the fake news heard about it. They said, it never happened. It never happened. And I didn’t know who it was. It was a group that honored me as man of the year. The fakers back there, see the fake news. But they said — They said, oh — And they looked and, you know, they said it never happened. But I said, I swear to you, it happened.
        
        It did happen. I was man of the year. And I came and I made a speech and I said, why do you allow them to take your car business away? Why do you allow it to happen? They’re taking your business away. And I didn’t know too much about it. All I know is they were taking your car industry away from you. They said it never happened.
        
        And lo and behold, somebody said, I remember the event. And then we found out and we had everything. We got the awards. We had everything. It did happen. But I gave a speech, which at the time was pretty controversial. We can’t let them take your car business away. It’s such an important business.
        
        And you know it’s an important business even in times of war where they switch over. And it was really something. And I looked at that speech from, I don’t know, it’s like 19, 20 years ago. And I could repeat it now without changing a word.
        
        You cannot let foreign countries, and a lot of the times our worst foes are our so-called friends, okay? You know, our friends, the European Union takes tremendous advantage of us. As an example, they give us cars by the millions. We don’t have too many Chevrolets in the middle of European cities, okay? European Union is brutal. They don’t take our farm products for the most part. They don’t take a lot. But unlike Kamala, who always complains and doesn’t do anything, I keep saying, why don’t you do?
        
        I saw Marsha the other day. Why doesn’t she, why didn’t she do it four years ago almost? And I say that, you know, she’s on the border today trying just to, what a day for the border. She goes to the border today, and they just announced just before she got up to speak that more than 13,000 murderers from jail, solitary confinement people in many cases, were released.
        
        But I just say, let’s go back. So we can’t let them take our businesses. And we’re not gonna let them take our businesses. And you can control that so easily through good policy. Not her kind of policy, by the way. She changed her policy 15 times. No fracking. Oh, I like fracking. Defund the police. She wants to defund the police. Now, oh, I love the police all of a sudden. By the way, when anybody is into defunding the police even for a day during their career, they can no longer serve as President of the United States, I can tell you.
        
        So we’re not gonna let them take our businesses. And really, a lot of that’s determined by our taxation policy. When China has to pay all that money, the people that liked me the best were the steel companies because I saved them. They were dumping China and others, but mostly China was dumping steel in here at levels that nobody had ever seen before.
        
        And it was putting the steel companies out of business. I put a 50% and 100% tax on the dumping of steel and the steel companies thrived. I saved them, and you have to have the steel companies. So we’ll do the same thing.
        
        And you don’t worry about it. Here’s what you have to do. I only ask you to do one thing, and then you can sleep beautifully all night long, go to a job you love, and get a lot of money at the end of the week. You know what the thing is? Vote for Trump. If you vote for Trump, everything’s gonna be perfect.
        
        Source: https://www.youtube.com/live/it1J3V5QqMk?t=5661&si=tFY8IY7dE9xqQ_rj 

        I’m voting for the First Amendment and freedom of speech. I’m voting for the right to speak my opinion and not be censored.

          Someone recently asked me why I like Trump. My answer was that I don't really like a lot of things about Trump.  
          But this election is not about choosing the most likeable person. 
          We are voting between two vastly different ideologies. We are voting for the country we want to leave our children and grandchildren. 
          Trump represents that future and has proven that he can deliver. He is a patriot to the core and even served his country for 4 years without pay.
          That moment when someone says, 
          "I can't believe you're voting for Trump". I simply reply, “I'm NOT voting for Trump.”
          I'm voting for the First Amendment and freedom of speech. I'm voting for the right to speak my opinion and not be censored. 
          I’m voting for secure borders and LEGAL immigration. I am voting for election integrity to include mandatory voter ID.  (Why would anyone vote against this?)
          I'm voting for the Second Amendment and my right to defend my life and my family.
          I'm voting for the police to be respected once again. 
          I am voting for law & order and an end to allowing protesters to trespass and burn our cities, destroying innocent small business. (Tim Walz)
          I am voting for personal responsibility and the end of the revolving door where criminals are being put back on the street. (Kamala Harris)
          I'm voting for the next Supreme Court Justice(s) to protect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
          I’m voting for a return of our troops from foreign countries and the end to America’s involvement in foreign conflicts.
          I'm voting for the Electoral College and for the Republic in which we live.
          I’m voting for the continued appointment of Federal Judges who respect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
          I’m voting for keeping our jobs to remain in America and not be outsourced all over the world - to China, Mexico and other foreign countries.
          I am voting for doing away with all of the freebies given to all of the illegals and not looking after the needs of the American citizens and homeless veterans. 
          I'm voting for the military & the veterans who fought for this country 
          I'm voting to keep men out of women's sports.
          I’m voting for peace progress in the Middle East.
          I’m voting to fight against human/child trafficking.
          I'm voting for Freedom of Religion. 
          I am voting for the return of teaching math, history, and science instead of the indoctrination of our children. 
          I'm not just voting for one person. 
          I'm voting for the future of my Country.
          I'm voting for my children and my grandchildren to ensure their freedoms
          America is the greatest country in the world, hense why everyone wants to immigrate here. So why do you want to change it? 
          Why do politicians want to enact policies that have failed in other countries throughout history?  
          I'm not voting for Trump. 
          I'm voting for America. 
          I have decided that I WILL NOT be voting for Donald Trump.
          I'm voting for the First Amendment and freedom of speech. I'm voting for the right to speak my opinion and not be censored.
          I’m voting for secure borders and LEGAL immigration. I am voting for election integrity to include mandatory voter ID. (Why would anyone vote against this?)
          I'm voting for the Second Amendment and my right to defend my life and my family.
          I'm voting for the police to be respected once again.
          I am voting for law & order and an end to allowing protesters to trespass and burn our cities, destroying innocent small businesses.
          I am voting for voter ID’s
          I am voting for personal responsibility and the end of the revolving door where criminals are being put back on the street.
          I'm voting for the next Supreme Court Justice(s) to protect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
          I’m voting for a return of our troops from foreign countries and the end to America’s involvement in foreign conflicts.
          I'm voting for the Electoral College and for the Republic in which we live.
          I’m voting for the continued appointment of Federal Judges who respect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
          I’m voting for keeping our jobs to remain in America and not be outsourced all over the world - to China, Mexico and other foreign countries.
          I am voting for doing away with all of the freebies given to all of the illegals and not looking after the needs of the American citizens and homeless veterans.
          I'm voting for the military & the veterans who fought for this country
          I'm voting to keep men out of women's sports.
          I’m voting for peace progress in the Middle East.
          I’m voting to fight against human/child trafficking.
          I'm voting for Freedom of Religion.
          I am voting for the return of teaching math, history, and science instead of the indoctrination of our children.
          I'm not just voting for one person.
          I'm voting for the future of my Country.
          I'm voting for my children and any future grandchildren to ensure their freedoms
          America is the greatest country in the world, hence it is why everyone wants to immigrate here. So why would anyone want to change it?
          Why do politicians want to enact policies that have failed in other countries throughout history?
          I'm not voting for Trump.
          I'm voting for America and it just so happens that Trump is the one that shares my values. 

          Tim Walz as VP

            👩🏾‍💼 KAMALAH HARRIS 👩🏽‍🏫 just SLID into the DMs 📥 of TIM WALZ 🍑 like “hey there DADDY 🍆😏 you ready to help me pump 🇺🇸 some serious CUMpetence into this country?” 💦💦💦🔥 Who knew politics could be soooo sexy? 💋💋 Make no mistake, this TICKET is ready to RIDE 🔥🔥 and PLEASURE 👅 the nation like never before 🍌We’re talking about some serious VICE PRESIDENTIAL action 👀🍑that’ll have voters dripping like it’s a HOT SUMMER NIGHT 🌙🔥💦 If you don't get TURNED ON by their power COUPLE vibes ☄️💥👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏽, you must be a LAME DICK! 🍆💔 Time to get THOSE VOTES UP and let Kamala SPANK 💥 up some real change 🔥 or else you’ll be left hanging with the leftovers 🍗🍩 Like STAY IN YOUR LANE, 'cause these two are ready to SLAY💅🏽👊🏽 Send this to 6️⃣ of your hottest political BANGERS🍆🔥🍑 and let’s get this party STARTED! 🎉🔥💦 
            🇺🇸🇺🇸 OUR CUNTRY🐱🐱 TITS🍈🍈 OF THEE 😩😩 WE HAVE A NEW VEE PEE PICK 🧓🏻🧓🏻❗️‼️ FUTURE CUNTMANDER🫡🫡 IN CHIEF CUMALA💦 HARRIS🥥🌴 HAS PICKED🫨 TIMMY STIMMY🍆 WALZ FROM THE 👄🫦LAND OF 10,000 💦LICKS 👅👅👅 AS HER VPENIS 🍆🥵🇺🇸RUNNING MATE FOR THE 🍑🐱🍆SLUTTIEST🫨😩 TICKET🎟️😮‍💨 IN THIS YEARS GENERAL ERECTION🙂‍↕️🫡💦🍆 AFTER WEEKS OF EDGING 😩😫 AND DICK🥵 🍆SUCKING 🫢🥵 FROM ALL HER POSSIBLE WHITE BOY CANDIDATES, THE STATISDICKS 🍆💦📈 SHOWED THAT TIM WALZ BIG🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ BALLS 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️WAS THE MAN FOR THE👅👅 RIM JOB💦 👅😩AND WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT THE DEMOCLITIC🐱🫦 CUMVENTION💦💦 SO GET READY TO POKÉMON HOE➡️➡️ TO THE POLES💈💃 AND STUFF THAT🕳️ TIGHT 😵‍💫WET🌊💧🐟 BALLOT🗳️ BOX 😵‍💫🗳️WITH YOUR VOTE SO WE CAN SHOW THOSE 🤡🤡 REPUBLICUNTS 🤡🤡 HOW BIG KAMALA’S MOMMY😩 DOMMY⛓️ DICK🍆🍆🍆 IS 👀AND FIST👊🍑 THEM WITH LIBERTY🇺🇸🗽 AND JUSTITS 🍈🍈FOR ALL‼️‼️‼️ WITH STIM WALZ 📈📈 BY HER SIDE CUMALA WILL POP💥 HER🍑 PUSSY🐱 ALL THE WAY TO THE HOEVAL😩😩😩 OFFICE 🇺🇸🫡💦 BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME JOSH 💦SHAPUSSY🐈‍⬛🐱😹‼️
            
            DONT🚫🚫🙅🙅 BE A COCONUT TREE 🥥🌴🥥🌴 COCK🅱️LOCK🚫🍆🚫🍆 SHARE THIS WITH 🔟 OF THE SLUTTIEST🥵‼️‼️‼️ POLE🗳️🗳️💈💃 WORKERS YOU KNOW AND MAKE SURE THEY’RE 🧑‍💻🧑‍💻 REGISTERED TO HOE-TE☑️📝✍️ OR ELSE BAD LUCK 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ WILL CUM💦 FOR YOU QUICKER THAN JD VANCE’S TINY 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏LIMP DICK🍆 BETWEEN TWO 🛋️🛋️COUCH CUSHIONS 🛋️🥵🫦
            🍑🚨 KAMALA HARRIS JUST HUMPED 🐶 TIM WALZ IN THE VP RACE 🏁💦 Get ready to BEND OVER MINNESOTA because they’re about to SLAY SOME POLITICAL PUSSY 🌊💦 Kamala’s got her EYE on that WALZ and he’s about to RIDE THAT COCK 🚴‍♂️🍆 all the way to the WHITEHOUSE! 🏛️💥 I hope you’re ready to get FREAKY in St. Paul, because Tim's trying to STUFF THAT BALLOT 🗳️ 🍗 like it’s Thanksgiving 🤭💋 It's about to be an ERECT-tion like never before! 💦 Get those votes IN, or be left OUT of this 🤪 DOMINATING DANCE. 💃📅 It's a SINFUL showdown of MISS KAMALA and TIMMY WALTZ, so tighten up your THONGS 👙🍌 and make those votes COUNT or you'll be SORRY in a BLUE BALLS election! 💙💧 
            🎉 OH HELL 💦 YEAH, Kamala 👩🏽💼 Harris just picked 🥳 the WALTZin' MAN, Tim Walz 🌪️🍑 as her VP date! 🍾💦 To the WINDOW, to the WALZ 🌈💥, sweat drips down my BALZ 🍑💦💦, I'm talking about them STEAMY 😏💦 debates 🔥🗣️ where they get to BUMP and GRIND 👯‍♂️national policies and her agenda in the OVAL OFFICE 🏛️! So if you wanna GET DOWN 💃🏽👅 with some political spice, send this to 3️⃣ sexy friends 👯‍♀️ or get ready for a POLITICAL BLUEBALLS ⚽🙅‍♂️! When they mix 💦 those votes📊 with that ASS LOWDASOS 🍑💥, we be really CUMmencing 💦 the FUN-TIMES across Minnesota 🌆🍌! Vote WALTZ or get your ASS KICKED! 🥋🍑💦💦💦 
            KAMALA🥥HARRIS🌴🤣 JUST 👏😤SLAPPED ❄️MINNESOTA🥶 GOVERNOR 🥸 TIM WALZ ON THAT TICKET 🍑🔥FOR VICE PRESI-DICK🍆😎. WHO KNEW A LITTLE WALTZ 🕺💃 COULD GET US ALL SO HOT AND STEAMY? 🔥😈 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣ SEXY DEMOCRATS WHO NEED A VICE ON THEIR STICK 🍆🍑 OR YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE NEXT HOT MEETING 🔥💼🍾😏 

            J.D. Vance

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              byu/plz-let-me-in from discussion
              inpolitics
              I went to elementary school with JD Vance, or JD Bowman as he was known then. He wet his bed until he was 13 and we all called him JP Soakman. That's the real reason he changed his name to JD Vance. But then we just called him JP Pants and he left our school. 

              From an NBA copypasta specifically about Tyronn Lue ordering two different bowls of soup but has spread into other communities due to its bizarre nature.

              No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated JD Vance. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and JD Vance ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup