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THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

    HEY LISTEN YOU “FUCKING IDIOTS” THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀. “DONALD TRUMP”, WAS THE BEST PERSON FOR THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT THAT “WORTHLESS FUCKING COMMIE DEMO-RAT DICKHEAD ASSHOLE JOE BIDEN”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🐀🐀🐀💩💩💩, DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOPPED BUILDING THE “WALL”, 🧱🧱🧱🧱. THEN ALL THE “CONTAMINATED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS,” 🤮🤮🤮🤮 IN THE COUNTRY. “JAGOFF JOE” ARE BUSING THEM OFF EVERYWHERE, 🚍🚍🚍🚍. HE STOPPED THE “PIPELINE” PUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF WORK, 💸💸💸💸. “JAGOFF JOE’S” ANSWER, DON’T WORRY THEY WILL FIND OTHER JOBS, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE “FUNDED THE CHINESE VIRUS RESEARCH”, ⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️, WITH “TAXPAYERS MONEY” 💰💰💰💰. NOW YOU GOT A “BIOLOGICAL WEAPON”, ☣️☣️☣️☣️. RELEASED ON THE “WORLD’S POPULATION,” 🌎🌎🌎🌎. WHICH IS CONTINUING TO “MUTATE”, 🦠🦠🦠🦠. NOW WHAT WERE ON THE #5 MUTATION, ??????? WHY DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU CALL THE DOCTORS OFFICE WHEN YOUR SICK, THEY MAKE IT A POINT TO SEE ABOUT YOU HAVING A “CHINESE CRUD TEST”, ??????? THE “C.D.C.” AKA “CERTIFIABLY DIABOLICAL COMMIES”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 ARE TRACKING IT FOR THE “GOVERNMENT”, !!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY HOW WHEN YOU GOT SICK BEFORE THERE WAS NO “FLU” TEST, NO “BRONCHITIS TEST” ETC. YOU WENT TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE GOT CHECKED AND WERE PRESCRIBED AN ANTIBIOTIC, 💊💊💊💊, END OF FUCKING STORY, !!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU GOT GROUPS OF YOU “DEMO-RAT FUNDED IDIOTS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀. STARTING YOUR CRAP, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT IS THESE “COMMIE DEMO-RAT CRIMINALS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀. ARE “VERY WORRIED” ABOUT THEIR “CRIMINAL EXISTENCE”, 😳😳😳😳, WHEN “DONALD TRUMP” GETS BACK IN OFFICE, 👌👌👌👌. I DON’T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO UNDERSTAND THE “FINANCIAL STABILITY”, 💰💰💰💰, UNDER “DONALD TRUMP”, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸, AND THE “FINANCIAL INSTABILITY”, 💸💸💸💸, UNDER “COMMIE JOE”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳. WHY DON’T YOU “FUCKING BRAINWASHED IDIOTS”, 🧠🧠🧠🧠, WISE UP, !!!!!!!!!! “DONALD TRUMP” IN “2024”, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.

    Trump’s ‘Nuclear’ speech

      “Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”

      Daddy 🤠 Trump 🥵 getting RAILED 🚅

        😱 UH OH 🫣 the loooong 😏 💪 arm 💪 of the law 🇺🇸👩🏻‍⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump 🥵 a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜 The 🏙️ DEEP state Georgia 🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney's 😯 criminal 🔎 invesTITgation 🍈🍈 into Trump's 💦 ERECTION interference 🤯🫢 is getting 🔥 🔥🔥 HOTTER 🥵 and now the President’s ASS 🍑 is on the line☝️🧐 in FulCUM County JAIL 🔐😤😫
        Send this to 🔟 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 seditionists 🤪 and if you get 0️⃣ back ☹️, get ready 😬 to do some 😏🍆 HARD TIME 👎😱 If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you can Hang 🤙Mike Pence 👴 by his wrinkly balls 🏐🏐 If you get 🔟➕ back then 🦅 Daddy Trump 🫡😘 will Make America GAPE Again 🍆 God Bless 🙏🇺🇸 Our Sexy Troops 😩🥰😩

        Comrade Trump Declares the Revolution

          Comrade Trump copypasta
          Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they're right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won't be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who's laughing now?

          To all the Top G haters.

            To all the Tate haters,
            
            When we say "What color is your Bugatti" we're not literally asking about the color of your Bugatti. What we're saying is "What do you have to offer us that Tate doesn't offer" I want women, Tate has hundreds of women. I want money, Tate has more cash than I could ever spend in a lifetime. I want a nice house, Tate owns property in the most beautful places in the world. I want nice cars, Tate has 33 luxury vehicles. Tate has everything I could ever want, and he started Hustlers University to help people like me get these things. He could have just sat back, enjoyed his millions, and done whatever he wanted to benefit himself. But instead he chose to help people like me, and in doing so became one of the most hated men in the world. Most people would have given up and quit due to the harassment, but he continues to fight for the guys like me.
            
            So I'll ask one more time, what color is your Bugatti?

            What’s Bofa?

              My fellow Americans, it is with great sadness that I must report that Bofa has collapsed. Many have asked me: “What’s Bofa?”, to which I respond: “Bofa Deez Towers”. I can say with full conviction that deez attacks were not bussin fr; we will find the people responsible for this evil act, and bring them to justice. No cap