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Soup Tube

    AKA the soup tube story is a post from r/relationship_advice back in 2020 where a woman was asking advice on her boyfriend ludicrous idea. Her boyfriend proposed an idea of constructing tubes within the city to deliver soup to customer’s homes on a monthly subscription basis.

    The original post has been removed by moderators but an archived copypasta version can be found on the copypasta sub.

    My (25F) boyfriend (25M) keeps asking me to invest in his "soup tube" business idea, and I am not sure how to deal with it
    
    I have been living with my boyfriend for about 7 months. Two weeks ago he sat me down and presented a powerpoint presentation with his business idea. I knew he'd been working on an idea, but he didn't want to tell me about it until it was finished. Based on his enthusiasm and his prior seemingly intelligent nature, I thought maybe it'd be a pretty cool idea.
    
    Instead he presented to me an idea about "soup tubes". The idea, if you can call it that, is to construct a series of tubes throughout our city that leads to centralized soup kitchens. For a monthly subscription, a customer can "subscribe to a tube of soup", and a tube extension would be built off the nearest mainline tube and directly into the customer apartment or home. Based on subscription level, that would determine the quantity of soup a customer could pour and how many types of soup. The "tubes" are basically the size of pipes, like you might see under a sink, but he insisted that "it MUST be called soup tube, not soup pipe, tube just zings better."
    
    I couldn't believe what I was hearing. At first I asked if he was crank yanking me or something, but he was completely sincere. Obviously, the idea is completely insane. The notion that the city would authorize somebody to construct a series of tubes everywhere that carry soup into homes is of course ludicrous. And even if such an initiative were approved, the costs for such an operation would be ridiculous. You would have to charge outrageous prices for customers to install and "subscribe" to a soup tube, and who would pay for such a service when canned soup costs like a dollar or two? Or you can buy soup from a restaurant for a few dollars? I explained these things as politely as I could but he dismissed them and all said that "tube based soup delivery is the wave of the future."
    
    He then asked me how much I wanted to invest, and I told him nothing, and he looked absolutely heartbroken. Since then, almost every day he has asked again for me to invest, and keeps trying to sell me on the idea. He is also doing the same thing to a lot of his friends.
    
    It is starting to drive me up the wall. First, I am at a loss as to how he can believe such a stupid idea is worthwhile, second it is really god damned annoying to be asked on a daily basis to invest in a system of soup tubes, and third I am also concerned for his sanity. Other than his apparent obsession with this though he has shown no other signs.
    
    I would like some advice as to how I can reason with him, or whether I should even continue this relationship.
    
    TL:DR - My boyfriend wants me to invest in a business venture wherein tubes would deliver soup. 

    Am i the only one who goons to geometry dash (not the women) levels?

      Am i the only one who goons to geometry dash (not the women) levels?
      
      NOT A COPYPASTA. REAL STORY.
      
      I used to be asexual and aromantic, since I think everyone looks just as okay and I find no romantic interest in talking to people. Porn is just downright disgusting for me. But whenever 1 watch good gameplay, I get uncontrollably erect and can't resist the urge to start masturbating. I want to know that is it just me who masturbates to gameplay from geometry dash? Or do other people do it as well? Just look at QDYNAMIX and tell me you DONT get hard at how satisfying the gameplay is????? I need answers.
      
      No, I am not talking about geometry dash girls like the girls in Aperture or Muse Dash. I meant the pure, raw gameplay 

      In Christian mythology this is known as a J-job and is well established as the only form of premarital sex that is not a sin

        Fun fact: In Christian mythology this is known as a J-job and is well established as the only form of premarital sex that is not a sin.
        
        In the 1500's it was common to masturbate with a hollowed out wheel of cheese. Pope Clement VII officially declared this a J-job so long as the cheese was possessed with the Holy Ghost, formalizing a solemn prayer that could be said immediately prior to orgasm of "Jesus, take the wheel". 

        waht the literal hell has this genre (Romantasy) come to

          
          waht the literal hell has this genre come to
          
          every single book i have picked up recently:
          
          freshly 18 year old small frail so skinny little girl hasn't eaten any food in 67 days because her family is poor and/or gets murdered but then suddenly finds out that shes the lost princess of lost kingdom and has to save the world with her small frail self but how can she save the world when she is so small and frail luckily there is a 6'7" 6700 year old hot sexy man who teachers her to fight and also luckily they fall in love because what's not weird about an 18 year old little girl falling in love with 6700 year old man who is so large that she can barely wrap her hand around it because shes so small and frail and then boom the world is saved by small frail girl LIKE OMG CAN WRITERS LOCK THE FUCK IN THERE IS NO ORIGINALITY IN ANY BOOKS THESE DAYS (yes this is me ranting about the silversmith which i dnfed at 10% today bc i just couldnt with the mmc and how the fmc kept saying shit about the tension she felt) someone give me actual good book recs and not bullshit like fourth wing okay i hate fourth wing i cant trust anyone who recommends fourth wing bc that shit is hot ass and no i wont apologize
          
          edit 2: dont even get me started on people recommending enemies to lovers books when they are enemies for about 5 minutes and all they think about is how sexy the other person is but they cant think that because they're supposed to be enemies and then they become lovers 50 pages in SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING
          
          edit 3: okay thanks guys im finally seeing some recs that i haven't seen before so it looks like my post did its job ❤️❤️ happy reading everyone
          

          Bruh how tf do you talk to girls 😭😭

            Bruh how tf do you talk to girls 😭😭
            
            Ong women scare me. Whenever some chick in school acknowledges my existence my eyes start watering and shit like am I fuckin allergic to females? I told my mom about it and she just started dying bruh I'm out here getting clowned by my own mom💀💀💀 

            My son pleasured himself in front of Gemini Live with the camera. My entire family have had our Google accounts banned.

              It was originally posted in r/LegalAdviceUK before it got taken down by mods.

              
              My son pleasured himself in front of Gemini Live with the camera. My entire family have had our Google accounts banned. 
              
              He's 14 and stupidly decided to try and roleplay with Gemini using its live camera mode. The AI correctly identified he was underage and Google banned all my accounts.
              
              He did it on the family tablet. It has parental controls to stop him watching innapropriate stuff, but we dind't realise Gemini wasn't covered by these.
              
              ALL of our entire family's Google accounts were linked to that tablet. Google banned them all.
              
              Everything gone. 15 years of business completely inaccessible.
              
              All my emails, all my documents saved in Google Drive.
              
              Even my website was linked to my Google account and that's been locked down too.
              
              We've written to Google and begged for it to be reinstated but they've said all the accounts have been shut down for child protection reasons.
              
              I don't know how I'm going to pay my mortgage in 3 months time. I've literally lost ALL my records for my accountant. My company year ends in May.
              
              My whole life is completely fucked.
              
              Is there any legal mechanism I can use to get all my google accounts back?