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Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.

I think I’m the greatest under 300 elo player of all time

I think I’m the greatest chess player under 300 Elo. Chess is just way too easy at 240 elo. I feel like prime Hikaru playing against special ed toddlers. Where’s the competition. I only play rapid and still average about 2 brilliant moves a game. Do you understand how difficult that is?? when most games at this level someone hangs their queen in 5 moves 

I’m 240 elo right now. I blunder pieces constantly but still win games. Imagine what happens when I start concentrating. I don’t even plan openening or anything I just play off the dome and use actual skill.

Sometimes I’ll rank up to 2000 elo just to see what the common folk are like, but makes me upset that these guys are higher ranked than me but are not better than me. Too many people memorising opening, at 240, you actually see pure chess. 

I’ve played 600 games and scored 487 wins. 240 elo. Greatest under-300 elo player of all time. if anyone wants to play me drop your username if you’re above 300 you will be ignored. I don’t make blunders. I blunder to sacrifice everything is planned 8 steps ahead.

Stop posting. You aren’t “insane,” you’re just cringe, grow up

Stop posting. You aren't "insane," you're just cringe, grow up

Am I the only one who realizes this place isn't "dank"? You guys are literal cornballs. It’s the same three jokes on loop, it wasn't funny the first time and it’s definitely not funny the 200th time. You all act like that "little bit of goop" guy or those pretentious losers who think they have a high IQ because they watch Rick and Morty. It’s not "surreal humor," it’s just pure TikTok-tier brainrot. Honestly, did your wife’s boyfriend give you permission to post this cringe today? Go outside. The "Man" meme died years ago. You guys are just "Is he stupid?" personified at this point. This sub is basically just CoComelon for people who think they’re edgy. It’s the same three jokes on a loop. You guys aren't 'insane,' you’re just TikTok kids or wanna be dank who found a Batman filter. It’s actually embarrassing, i get second hand embarrasement, and honestly if you are 18+ posting this type of atuff just get a job bro. Literal cornball behavior. This isn't "dank," it’s just sad.

Jeder deutsche Film: Emmy will’s wissen weil sie Power hat!

The copypasta was first posted in the German copypasta subreddit as a parody to a post complaining about the mediocre quality of German films.

Jeder deutsche Film:

„Emmy will’s wissen weil sie Power hat!“

Emmy (die rothaarige die überall mitspielt) lebt in BERLIN (BERLIN BERLIN BERLIN) mit ihrer besten Freundin Gronkhe in berlin und berlint dort. Beide haben Super-Krebs-Aids und kein Geld und alles ist grau.

Deswegen will Emmy ihren GRÖSSTEN TRAUM erfüllen: Nach Wangerooge im Herbst und dort am grauen Strand stehen.

Um ihr diesen außergewöhnlichen Traum zu erfüllen, klauen Gronkhe und sie den 35 Jahre alten Passat ihres coolen Arztes (Elias M‘Barek) und beginnen einen wundervolle Reise.

Auf Wangerooge trifft sie den krebskranken Klavierlehrer/Arzt/allein erziehenden Vater Lief-Fynn (auch Elias M‘Barek), der als Fischer an den Wochenenden arbeitet und beginnt auch mit ihm eine wundervolle Reise.

Am Ende fahren sie mit seinem Fischerboot nach Berlin BERLIN UND BERLIN und schauen sich dort im Von einem dreckigen Hochhaus den Sonnenaufgang an, der von Matilmas Schweigerhöfer gespielt wird.

Das Ende.

English translated

Every German movie:

“Emmy wants to go for it because she’s got guts!”

Emmy (the redhead who’s in everything) lives in BERLIN (BERLIN BERLIN BERLIN) with her best friend Gronkhe, doing Berlin things in Berlin. They both have super-cancer-AIDS and no money, and everything is gray.

That’s why Emmy wants to fulfill her BIGGEST DREAM: going to Wangerooge in the autumn and standing on the gray beach there.

To make this extraordinary dream come true, she and Gronkhe steal the 35-year-old Passat belonging to her cool doctor (Elias M‘Barek) and embark on a wonderful journey.

On Wangerooge, she meets Lief-Fynn (also Elias M‘Barek)—a cancer-stricken piano teacher/doctor/single dad who works as a fisherman on weekends—and begins a wonderful journey with him, too.

In the end, they take his fishing boat to Berlin—BERLIN AND BERLIN—and watch the sunrise from a filthy high-rise; the sunrise is played by Matilmas Schweigerhöfer.

The End.

I tamper with my 14 year old son’s recording footage so that Pointercrate will never accept his submissions.

I tamper with my 14 year old son’s recording footage so that Pointercrate will never accept his submissions.

Hi guys, this is not my proudest post but this needs to be said. My son (14), is a GENERATIONAL talent. For context, his hardest demon is Gaggatrondra, which would have been his first mainlist demon if the record was accepted.

Initially I was very supportive of my son, but as he jumped from Deadlocked to Sweater Weather, and then to Black Blizzard after only 3 months of playing the game, I suspected that he was cheating. However, after watching him beat Zodiac in person last month, I have no doubts that he is a legitimate player.

Now you might be wondering why I would do such a heinous thing. Well, he was unfamiliar with the rules of pointercrate, and so he asked me to submit his record (as I have legacy points on Pointercrate). And well, I may have deleted his audio, because I can’t bear my son to be officially better than me (my hardest is Hypersonic, I beat it when it was on the list). And for all his other submissions, I’ve done the same thing. My son knows that his submissions don’t get accepted, but he doesn’t know why.

He will never know why.

Found out my dad was tampering with my completion footage. Mom divorcing as a result. AMA.


[14M] Found out my dad was tampering with my completion footage. Mom divorcing as a result. AMA.

Title says it all really. A few days ago my dad made a post admitting to tampering with my footage so Pointercrate wouldn't accept my submissions.

I never would have thought in a million years that he would do something to me this atrocious. I never knew he was jealous of my progress in this game, let alone actively trying to drag me down.

I read his post yesterday. I did indeed call him "the worst person I'll ever know". Geometry dash was my life. I had a mainlist down and I guess he couldn't take it being worse than his offspring at anything... so he decided to destroy my achievements. My mother is now divorcing him. Can't blame her. I, too, would be pissed if my son's mainlist completion recording was tampered with by a man whose hardest is Hypersonic, a measly top 1400 extreme (he claims he beat it when it was on the list).

He even destroyed my sayodevice and claimed it was to "protect me" and that Geometry Dash fame was a "curse". He said I'm dead to him. Unbelievable. I'm leaving him and his stupid legacy points.

I will never forgive him.

I Larp Mathematics

Every single day I sit at my desk, I don't do math. I make TikTok edits on mathematics, where I show off my math knowledge by editing an extremely niche math equation and posting Ramanujan glaze videos. I was recently messaged on TikTok by a fellow larper, and it opened up my eyes. I would wake up at 11:47 a.m and look at the 17 mathematics books arranged on my chair. The books weren’t for reading. They were decorations. I owned Principles of Mathematical Analysis, which meant I understood analysis. I owned an abstract algebra textbook, which meant I understood calculus or something. I once placed a bookmark approximately forty pages into my topology book, and I took a photo of it and put it as my profile picture. Sometimes I would move the bookmark forward without reading anything, just to simulate intellectual progress. But that was nothing; after reading the fellow larpers message I realised the truth about larping isn't bookmarks or edits. His profile picture was a photograph of Gödel, Escher, Bach or something with glowing red eyes. His username was “quantum devil” and had several numbers that I assumed represented either his birth year or the digits of a mathematical constant.

"Bro do you actually do math?"

Crap... I stuttered over my text...

"W- What do you mean d- do?"

I was sweating.

"Like, do you do math equations and study it? Also, why are you stuttering over text?"

I thought I was cooked, and then I realised. I'm a larper!

"Define "do""

I said.

I cooked him.

"I larp too bro."

What? Did he see through my rouse? No way... I have to end this now.

"Larp what? Mathematics?"

If I say mathematics, I'll sound smarter.

"..."

He didn't reply.

I'm sitting here and contemplating this right now. Should I admit I'm a larper? I kind of want a friend.

I have a vn addiction and a navy seal workout routine

I have a vn addiction and a navy seal workout routine 

this is gonna sound absolutely insane but waifus basically took control of my mind. it all started like 3 years ago when i discovered my first visual novel (Totono). even though i consumed a lot of fiction before this in particular activated something in my brain. I remember the exact moment when i chose the wrong route and i watched her kiss another man on tv I was like fuck wow this prolly happened to somebody irl and i spent like a hour in the middle of the night thinking about it anyway the thing about my mind is its very good at daydreaming. i can visualise scenes in my head and experience them. its not even a double edged sword its a sword with an edge pointing directly at me. i consumed dozens of visual novels. i have 0 living expenses and infinite time 0 responsibilities. i am 19. i must go to uni soon. my mom said she will kick me out if i dont do anything. i guess it has to all end but i LITERALLY CANT STUDY ANYMORE. i just like waifus. thats what i do all the time. you would think i am some loser but no i chose this out of laziness. i tried to resist it but it just felt too good. actually i use my special method to enjoy the visual novels even more. its the bed method where you use the bed to do the thing. even though i have a pc i always used mobile phone because i was able to literally play for like 10 hours do the thing with my bed never stop and always enjoy. sometimes i would end up sweaty feeling like i worked out like some navy seal. i also work on my physique all the time. sometimes walk in circles in my room for 2 or more hours imagining myself as a visual novel character or anime character or webnovel character and i can workout for that long. that gave me very good ABS. thats the only thing i am proud of beyond my waifus.