Discord Copypasta

Discord ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization

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ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicious activity to Discord staff.

ⓘ This user is being monitored by INTERPOL, Europol, Ameripol, Afripol, ASEANAPOL, Central Intelligence Agency, National Security Agency, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Defense Intelligence Agency, National Reconnaissance Office, National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency, Department of Homeland Security, Bureau of Intelligence and Research, Office of Naval Intelligence, Army Intelligence and Security Command, Sixteenth Air Force, Marine Corps Intelligence Activity, Coast Guard Intelligence, Office of Intelligence and Analysis, Office of Intelligence and Counterintelligence, Drug Enforcement Administration, Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, Office of the Director of National Intelligence, Secret Service, Federal Protective Service, Secret Intelligence Service, Security Service, Government Communications Headquarters, Defence Intelligence, National Crime Agency, Canadian Security Intelligence Service, Communications Security Establishment, Royal Canadian Mounted Police, 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Kindly provide the nearest authorities any information that could lead to this user's execution.

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Steam user is suspected to be…

ⓘ This Steam user is suspected to be a homosexual.

ⓘ User is suspected to be part of an online spam organization. Please report any suspicious activity to Reddit staff.

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ⓘ I'm gonna touch you

ⓘ This user is suspected to have illegally traveled in cross-time and across realities if spotted inform your nearest celestial forces

i’m the grungler

women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and keeps saying things like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight 😎😎😎

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

Shower edition

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm taking a shower (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so pleas don't DM me asking me where I am (im taking a shower, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be in the shower (again I don't expect you to understand) I'm actually really smelly and its not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be taking a shower, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Taking showers and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn't undertsand).

It’s been 73 minutes since ARC Raiders went down. I’ve aged 4 years. My coffee turned to dust.

Its an ARC Raiders copypasta that was copy and pasted in Discord during server disruption. The pasta took influence from ‘It’s been X hours without , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns.‘ or Roblox down copypasta.

It’s been 73 minutes since ARC Raiders went down. I’ve aged 4 years. My coffee turned to dust. My cat joined a rival faction. I tried logging in 37 times, each failure more soul-crushing than the last. I screamed “ARC!” into my microwave hoping it would open a portal. It didn’t. I built a shrine out of broken keyboards and empty Monster cans. I offered my GPU as tribute. Still no servers. I’m hallucinating loot crates in my living room. My squad is missing in action. My sanity is held together by duct tape and patch notes. If ARC doesn’t come back soon, I’m joining a knitting forum and never looking back.

I’d just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this group.

I’d just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this group. The accusations regarding my so called “behaviour” are untrue and extremely hurtful.

To the accuser/s (you know who you are kitten), a few points for your consideration: 🤔

1.) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.

2.) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this group were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it to you, but yes we exist! No we are not “creeps”! We are here to fucking stay, so get over it!

3.) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people.

4.) No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will consequences for their actions is not a “threat”. I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I’ll be right here awaiting an apology.

5.) And finally, as you can see, I didn’t tag any of the women who wronged me in this post, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one’s decision to have their own so called “opinion” no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend .

Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of the group

I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this page. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful.  To the accusers (you know who you are kitten), a few points for your consideration: thinking
  
1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.  
2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it.  
3) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people  
4) No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology.  
5) And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be. 

As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend.  Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of this page.

Goodbye. This server has been such a negative impact on me mentally

Goodbye.
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Goodbye. This server has been such a negative impact on me mentally and jm tired of always being put down by everyone in this server. It has come to my attention that maybe I am simply not wanted since I am countlesly server muted and banned just for expressing myself. The amount of hate I get everyday on this server has made me mentally and emotionally hurt. I have pushed aside your countless negative actions but decided i cannot take it anymore. it is neither of our faults since I dont think I am fit to be here. I have decided to take the decision to remove myself from this server in order to create a better environment for everyone including myself. I'm sorry for anything I have ever did to any of you and I feel the need to leave because of my negative actions and the way I am being treated as well. The amount of time ive had to condone your terrible behavior is way too many to count. Im sorry if I have been mean sometimes but your actions have been way too much for me to handle mentally and emotionally. I am so drained because of this server and the people in it. I have been told over and over to get over your behaviour but I want to make it stop for everyone in order to create a better environment. I hope others feel the need to speak up about this situation because it needs to be fixed. I am sure I did not do anything bad to deserve this much hurtful words and the amount of strain on my mental health. The amount of times I've been torn down day and night and how I cry myself to sleep thinking about how people could be this cruel and rude is astonishing. This is a goodbye forever. I hope each and everyone of you the great rest of your lives and to please cut out negativity that is affecting you. Goodbye all of you, it's been a great run but I dont think I am able to take this anymore.