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I can’t take it anymore. I’m tired of being underwater

    This is a parody of the Xiangling copypasta thats started from Twitter and became a meme afterwards.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm tired of being underwater. I pull for Arlechinno, she can't use her kit underwater. I want to play my top 1% Ganyu. She can't use her bow underwater. I want to grab materials with Nahida. She can't do it underwater. I want to jump around with Cloud Retainer. She can't use her skill underwater. I want to play Shenhe, Ayaka. They both can't do anything underwater. Navia grabs me by the throat. I give her mora. I get her geo gems. I endlessly kill a robot couple for her. She isn't satisfied. I have an abundance of other enemy drops. "I don't need any of these" She tells me. "Give me more oceanic pearls". She drags Neuvillete and they both force me to dive in the sea. "You just need to get us more materials. We can do more damage with higher level talents." I can't even look up Chiori's skirt while farming. I don't have mods... Wait a minute, I don't even have Neuvilette, what does he even wan- He brings Furina with him. She's in ousia form. "Guess this is the end." She calls her salon members. She says "Madam Crabaletta pinch his balls." There are no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure 30 seconds of chasing me throughout the sea before they despawn because she cant use her skill underwater. What a cruel world.

    I can’t take it anymore. I’ll never stop loving kirara.

      I can't take it anymore. I'll never stop loving kirara. I try to play dehya. My kirara meows more. I try to play diona. My kirara meows more. I try to play lynette. My kirara meows more. I want to play yae. Her favourite youkai is kirara. I want to play chiori, navia. They both want kirara.
She gets in her box. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her fav sword. She’s satisfied. "You just need to jump around with me. I can deal damage just by moving." She goes on field and throws herself at enemies.
I want to pull key for her. "My shield is already strong enough." She tells me. “Spend your money on more important things.” I swipe for the komaniya express. She arrives instantly. “Express delivery!” she annyounces. There is no hint of malice in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd meow application. What a whimsical world.

      Neuvilette 🐉💦 14,600 Base HP ❤️️ 576 Base DEF 🛡 15% CA damage

        The Neuvilette K’sante meme is a parody of the original K’sante copypasta from LoL.

        Neuvilette 🐉💦 14,600 Base HP ❤️️ 576 Base DEF 🛡 15% CA damage and 36 Free Crit Rate from Marechusse Hunter 🏹 38.4 Crit Damage from Ascension⬆️ 30% Free Hydro Damage from Talent 2 🤹‍♂️ Self-healing 🏥 CA hits multiple targets 👥 Interruption resist on CA 🚫Can freely aim CA 🎯 No ER requirements 🔋 No setup needed ❌ Skill cooldown only 12s ⏱

        I’m so tired of xiangling…

          Xiangling copypasta from Genshin

          The Xiangling meme started during that early patches of Genshin due to how strong she is as a 4-star character. The copypasta has been adapted many times to fit different characters within Gaming/Anime communities.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.

          Xiangling x Honkai Star Rail

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play Blade. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Seele. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Jingliu. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Himeko. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play Herta, Argenti. They both want xiangling.

She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her seriousness of breakfast. She isn't satisfied. I pull night on the milky way. "I don't need this much atk" She tells me. "Give me more speed." She grabs Asta and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with before dawn."

I can't pull for before dawn, I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, constant aoe fire follow up attacks. What a cruel world.

          Zy0x is definitely one of the content creators of all time

            Zy0x is definitely one of the content creators of all time. His guides are one of the ones I've seen. These clips are the part of my year. Without his videos, my day feels like a day. He's the most person I've ever met. His Xiao artifacts are one of the character builds I've ever seen. Undoubtedly one of the streamers in 2022 
            I have a confession I just typed this because of zy0x

Like everyone talking about him and Xiao, when I go to YouTube I find dozen of clips for him for hsr and genshin and watched some of it , watched some videos on his channel and he was pretty composed and half of the comments were about how calm he is on stream . More videos and it's the same fucking comments like I downloaded twitch to follow him and I didn't find the hype . Surely you would stumble to his video wearing a maid dress or him moaning like a bitch or saying the weirdest shit imaginable and most his fans are so annoying to the point they lead me to stop. I'm not watching anymore

            Dearest Arlecchino, I am writing you this letter to introduce myself. My name is Zy0x

              Origin

              The copypasta started from Zy0x (Genshin streamer) tweet about Arlecchino after her official artwork has been posted by Hoyoverse. Arlecchino is a popular upcoming Genshin Impact character that has gained a lot of fans due to her androgynous appearance.

              Dearest Arlecchino, I am writing you this letter to introduce myself. My name is Zy0x, but you can call me Nick. I would love to get to know you better. I am good friends with both Lyney and Lynette (Freminet doesn't talk much) and have heard wonderful things about you. If you would ever happen to have even an ounce of free time, it would be my pleasure -- nay, my honour to accompany you during that period. I have been known as a hero, of sorts (or a villain, if that sounds better to you) and have been known for my benevolent acts of kindness,generosity, and grace. If possible, being blessed by your presence over the course of the weekend or whenever you happen to be available, would allow us to connect and better learn about each other. We could go to the Fontainiane beaches (I speak french), and swim with the seals.I have always loved pyro, both the element and the characters, and you are my fire (the one desire (believe when i say i want it that way)). I will give you all of my Diluc's artifacts if you so desire. I would be honoured and am eagerly awaiting your response. See you soon!