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valarante child game

    valaranted child game twitch pasta

    Original

    Initially started as a copypasta that is often spammed in Twitch chat during pro Valorant matches, it has become a classic CS vs Valorant pasta.

    valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

    Updated for CS2 grapfix

    What have they done to my boy… (Deep black tones do not exist in CS2: Grey Offensive)
    byu/HiebUndStichfest inGlobalOffensive
    vallve know valarant gonna kill cs, thats why they make it more like.,.
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax
...now cs2 child game to 
    is are the why they makings of counter STRIKE 2 onto the child like of game ? is because of valorent ...................... riot with cartonie look brung childe from forst nitche and become good gamer valarans now used first pearson shot video gaming then its for with this mekanik of swich the the young child gamer from game of riot soft ware vvalornt bring to cs2 all strategiche from valve to bring more gamer to counter STRIKE 2 with these chage from dark realiztik to more friedely tone of looks is good ......... i thinks

    I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Neon.

      Its a parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Neon from Valorant due to how meta she.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Neon. I try to place cypher trips. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I try to dash away with jett. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I try to place vyse traps and a sheer wall. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I want to place sound sensors to stop her push. Sova just shock darts it. I want to outplay her by playing a shotgun - i get breach stunned. She grabs me by the throat. I buy her a judge. I omen blind for her. I give her the ult orb. She isn't satisfied. I tell her ill entry with you. "I'll just util dump for you" She tells me. "Stop fucking baiting me and help me hit a clip." She grabs jett and forces her to throw herself into site infront of enemies. "You just need to bait for me more. I can get an ace with my laser fingers"" We cant just go in recklessly to get picked off just to bait for u". She shows the leaderboard. "You are 4/18/15. As if you can find picks anyway" She starts using her ult". She says "OoOi Im PIsSed." You start hearing footsteps running away from site. Nothing but pure fear of that fuckin ult. What a shitty game we play 
      I 😊 can't ❌ take ✋ it anymore. I'm 👌 sick 😷 of Neon. 🤖 I 😀 try to place cypher trips. Stun, dash, 💨 pew pew 💀 zap brrr. I try to dash away with jett. Stun, dash, 💨 pew 💀 pew 💀 zap ⚡ brrr. I 💸 try 💪 to place 🏆🤤 vyse traps and a sheer wall. Stun, dash, pew 💀 pew 💀 zap ⚡ brrr. I 👈 want 😭🙏 to place 🏆🤤 sound sensors to stop ✋❌😢 her 🙄🙄🧐 push. ❗🏽 Sova just shock darts it. I 💁🏿 want 😍 to outplay her by 👷😗 playing 🎮 a shotgun - i 👓 get 🍒 breach stunned. 😯 She 😝 grabs me by 🥀 the throat. 💋 I 😀😀😀 buy 🛍️ her 💭🚺🚺 a judge. I 👈 omen blind for 4️⃣ her. I 😳 give ✨ her the ult orb. She 👉 isn't ❌ satisfied. 😆 I 👁️ tell 🗣️🙊 her 💃🏾 ill 📷 entry with you. "I'll 💪 just util dump for 🆙💕 you" 👈 She tells 🗣️ me. "Stop ✋🚫 fucking 😡🏻 baiting me and help me hit 🔞💯 a clip." She 💁‍♀️ grabs jett and forces her 👩 to throw 👐 herself 👧 into 🚟👉 site infront of enemies. "You 👈☝🏻 just 🕛👀 need 😶 to bait for 🚣🏻 me 😳 more. ☠️☠️ I can 🤦‍♂️ get 💼 an ace with my 👨 laser fingers"" 🏘️ We cant ⛔ just go 🏃 in recklessly to get 😧 picked off 📴 just 💪👏 to bait for ❓ u". 🌺 She 👩🏽 shows 📺 the leaderboard. "You are 4/18/15. As if you ☝🏻 can ☺️ find 🔍🔍 picks ⛏️ anyway" 🙄🙄 She starts 🔘 using 🏻🏻 her 👩 ult". She says 💬 "OoOi Im 😂👌 PIsSed." 😈 You start 🤤👄 hearing 👂 footsteps running 👟 away 🍗✂️ from 👉😮 site. Nothing 🈚 but pure 😘 fear of that ➡️ fuckin 👉👌😩 ult. What 🤔 a shitty game we 🚟 play 🎮 (edited) 👨🏽‍🔧

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        azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars

          azk copypasta

          It’s an old CSGO meme from HLTV, there was a thread at one point where someone suggested that AZK join Titan because he was a really good player and because he speaks French. The first reply was “azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars”.

          azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars

          N4RRATE

          N4RRATE 
          n4rrate he is the french player but the sentinels he is the north americans stars.

          This is incredibly disrespectful to the sport, to the viewers, to the opponents and to the sport ngl

            Started from an infamous tweet by Lothar, a Valorant analyst who was voicing his dissatisfaction with G2 for throwing a round by jumping off the map. This was done to deny their opponents money and orbs.

            Many regard him as someone who always makes bad takes hence this tweet became a copypasta. 

            This is incredibly disrespectful to the sport, to the viewers, to the opponents and to the sport ngl