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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Now listen here you lil shit, you know damn well who Rem is.

    Now listen here you lil shit, you know well enough who tf Rem is, I just said it you mf. Now here's the fking thing, I've read this joke over a million times already, you still think this is fking funny? Don't you have fucking feelings? Rem fucking keeps losing her identity and all you fuckers do is laugh, you sadists, or is the pain turning you insane? Either way if I read one more fucking Rem joke, I'll track that bitch down to his lil' tiny basement he lives in in his parents' house, you don't wanna imagine what comes next. I have seen enough anime to know over 9000 techniques to kill and torture a bitch. You know what? People like you are worse than an ugly bastard tag, worse than loli lewders. You are the embodiment of among us random player average IQ, except it's still lower somehow. I dare you make that fucking joke again, I double dare you you motherfucker, if you make that joke again, I'll make sure everyone forgets you, which will be fucking easy since you don't mean anything, no one will notice your disappearance.
    Now listen here you lil shit, you know damn well who Rem is. Now here's the fking thing, I've read this joke over a million times already, you still think this is fking funny? Don't you have fucking feelings? Aqua keeps trying her best and all you fuckers do is laugh you sadists, or is the pain turning you insane? Either way if I read one more fucking “wHo’S rEm” or “bLuE - hAiRed rAm” joke, I'll track that bitch down to his lil' tiny basement he lives in his parents' house, you don't wanna imagine what comes next. I have seen enough anime to know over 9000 techniques to kill and torture a bitch. You know what? People like you are worse than an ugly bastard tag, worse than loli lewders. You are the embodiment of among us random player average IQ, except it's still lower somehow. I dare you make that fucking joke again, I double dare you you motherfucker, if you make that joke again, I'll make sure everyone forgets you, which will be fucking easy since you don't mean anything, no one will notice your disappearance. Unlike Rem who actually has someone who remembers her an actually cares about her
    Now listen here you lil shit, you know damn well that Rem isn’t the blue-haired version of Ram. Now here's the fking thing, I've read this joke over a million times already, you still think this is fking funny? Don't you have fucking feelings? Rem is having a serious problem with her identity and all you fuckers do is laugh you sadists, or is the pain turning you insane? Either way if I read one more fucking “WHo’S rEm” or “bLuE-HaiRed rAm” joke, I'll track that bitch down to his lil' tiny basement he lives in his parents' house, you don't wanna imagine what comes next. I have seen enough anime to know over 9000 techniques to kill and torture a bitch. You know what? People like you are worse than an ugly bastard tag, worse than loli lewders. You are the embodiment of among us random player average IQ, except it's still lower somehow. I dare you make that fucking joke again, I double dare you you motherfucker, if you make that joke again, I'll make sure everyone forgets you, which will be fucking easy since you don't mean anything, no one will notice your disappearance, unlike Rem who actually has someone who remembers her and actually cares about her 

    FA🅱️ONIUS WEAPONS (Favonius copypasta)

      I FUCKING 👌👿 LOVE 👨💓 FA🅱️ONIUS WEAPONS I LOVE ENERGY 🔌🔌 RECHARGE AND 👏 ENERGY 🔌 PARTICLES I LOVE PERFECT 💯👌 ROTATIONS FUCK 👊🖕 IRON STING🎈 KAZUHA 🙅 FUCK AQUA SIMULACRA YELAN FUCK 👌 SAC BOW 🏹🏹 DIONA YOU 👋❌ GET 1* 〰💦 IN 🚪 THE ABYSS CHAMBER AND 😍🎅 YOUR BURST ISNT ❌❌ FILLED 🔋😩 UP LOSER IF FA🅱️ONIUS IS NOT BIS 🏆 THEN YOUR CHARACTER IS PISS 💦 I 👱👈 WISH 🌠🌠 I 👁 COULD 💖💖 SHOVE 💏 👏👅 ZHONGLI'S FA🅱️ONIUS LANCE UP MY A...
      
      Mfs be like "why can't I get my burst up with Iron Sting Kazuha😔😔" you have no ER bro🧐You know what would solve that⁉️ FAVONIUS WEAPONS💥💥💥
      
      Problems with Xiangling burst not recharging? The art of FA🅱️ONIUS will guide you to the salvation of 36 stars ⭐⭐ FA🅱️ONIUS Bennett, FA🅱️ONIUS Xingqiu, F🅰️🅱️ONIUS Fischl will guide you through these tough times of no ER👌👌 Huh? Overkill ER you say?🤨 You can never have too much ER🥶 Big PP DMG is temporary 😰 Constant and fluid rotations is ETERNAL🗣️🗣️🗣️F🅰️🅱️ONIUS will save your soul.😇 C2 Zhongli in co-op? Look no further than F🅰️🅱️ONIUS LANCE, keep your local Xiao and Hu Tao from dying today 🙏🙏 Huh? 40 Cost Burst you say? ER NO🅱️LESSE for the MAXIMUM BUFFS🔥🔥 1 hit of a Fa🅱️ GREATSWORD and Chongus will be bursting .1 seconds after cooldown ends👍👍PRAISE ENERGY RECHARGE💯💯💯LOVE AND CHERISH PROPER ROTATIONS🎉
      
      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of fav. I try to use crit weapons. Fav is better. I try to use 5* weapons. Fav is better. I try to use other ER weapons. Fav gives more energy. I try not to use Sac. I want to play Iron Sting Kazuha. His best build uses fav. I want to play Yelan, Shenhe. They both want fav. It grabs me by the throat. I farm for it. I pull on the weapon banner for it. I give it crit rate. It isn't satisfied. I pull Elegy. "That's not enough er" It tells me. "Put me on more characters." It grabs all my supports and forces them to throw themselves off enemies. "You just need to give me more crit rate. I can generate energy more reliably at R5." I can't pull on the weapon banner, I don't have enough primogems. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs Barbara. It says "Barbara, excommunicate him from the Church of Favonius." There is no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure, clear energy particles. What a cruel world 

      I detest seeing other foreigners in Japan.

        I am a Canadian who dreams of moving to Japan. Planning on going there for a working holiday after this this Covid-19 crap is over so I can see what it is like. When I see vlogs of Japan, I absolutely hate it when I see that there are many foreigners living there already. They need to to gtfo, honestly. Like when I go to Japan, I want to be surrounded by actual Japanese people, not people I am trying to escape from. They just remind me of back home and it triggers me a lot. There are too many foreigners in Japan and they need to go home! I hope Japan becomes more strict about this, of course I am a true Japanophile who respects Japanese culture and society, meanwhile these tourists and foreign residents want to destroy and pollute it. They will never become Japanese or integrate. Sad to see Japan going down this route... I am a true Japanophile who can integrate, not like these weebs, sexpats, and obnoxious gaijins. I have a Japanese girlfriend, learn and read about Japanese culture and history, and am learning the Japanese-language. You can bet I am possessive about Japan and I hate seeing these invaders destroying it... gaijin go home! 

        Seika Ijichi

          Ijichi Seika, my one and only, not a day goes by without me thinking of you. Every night, I close my eyes, wishing I could be with you, seeing your endearing smile, staring into those captivating eyes of yours, listening to your soothing voice. But when dawn comes, I am faced with the terrible truth that you are but a fictional character. Reality is harsh, unforgiving, and cruel. How could my love for you, so deep, so fervent, so real, be invalidated by the simple fact that the barrier of reality separates us? I wish with all my heart to wake up from this horrible nightmare known as reality. Oh what I wouldn't give, to be with you, be it just temporarily?
          
          Some may say that Ijichi Seika is but a psychological defense mechanism I developed, to escape the harshness of reality. Other tell me to give up my obsession with Ijichi Seika. But how could I? The thought of giving Seika up is terrifying; for would it not be terrifying? To lose your sole source of joy, the only one you can find solace in?
          
          Oh Seika... Why did you have to have such a wonderful personality? Why did you have to be so beautiful? Why did you have to steal my heart? If only you were real... If only the barrier of reality that separates us could be broken... Nonetheless, I will still love 💛Ijichi Seika💛 with all my heart, soul, mind, and strength, wishing to be with her always. 

          I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Zhongli.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Zhongli. I try to play Thoma. My Zhongli gives interrupt resistance. I try to play Kirara. My Zhongli gives interrupt resistance . I try to play Baizhu. My Zhongli gives more shield. I want to play C0 Neuvilette. His best team has Zhongli. I want to play Hu Tao, C0 Arlecchino. They both want Zhongli.
            
            He grabs me by the throat. I fish for him. I cook for him. I give him Black Tassel. He isn't satisfied. I pull vortex vanquisher. "I don't need this" He tells me. "Give me more hp." He grabs 2 hydro for resonance. "You just need to give me more hp. I’ll handle interrupt resistance."
            
            I can't pull for yelan or furina, I don't have enough primogems. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs a meteor. He says "I will have order." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, interrupt resistance. What a cruel world.
            

            I sexually Identify as an Onii-chan.

              I sexually Identify as an Onii-chan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having sugoku kawaii imouto-chans and then fucking them silly. People say to me that a person being an Onii-chan is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a kawaii radar and my little sister to my crotch. From now on I want you guys to call me Onii-chan and respect my right to fuck all sogoku kawaii imotou-chans. If you can't accept me as an Onii-chan, you're a Oniiphobe and need to check your sogokukawaiiimouto and the virginity of your child privileges. Thank you for understanding.