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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

Alice Thymefield saved my parent’s marriage

    Both of the story were written by u/AppearanceThen3383 for the ZZZ sub on Reddit and is most likely fictional. 

    so my parents are divorced, and yesterday they were arguing at my dad's house about whom i would be with next week. This stuff usually happens a lot, so I drown it out by playing ZZZ in the living room. Out of nowhere, my dad goes, "Is that a blonde bunny girl in your game?" and i go yeah cuz she is. I was in the overworld as Alice and my dad thought she looked like my mom. My mom started bursting out laughing and they both started to reminisce about their college days because she once wore a bunny girl suit for Halloween. The conversation between my parents started to lighten up, and my dad just said my mom can have me Sunday night. I just heard that mom's coming over to watch the Super Bowl with me and my dad too? It's so weird that they're acting nicely with each other, but it's good.

    Sigrid Del’azur saves my parents marriage

    So my parents are divorced, and yesterday they were arguing at my dad's house about whom i would be with next week. This stuff usually happens a lot, so I drown it out by playing ZZZ in the living room. Out of nowhere, my dad goes, "Is that a blonde horse girl in your game?" and i go yeah cuz she is. I was in the overworld as Sigrid and my dad thought she looked like my mom.

My mom started bursting out laughing and they both started to reminisce about their college days because my mom used to be a jockey and she loves using horses with bright blonde mane. The conversation between my parents started to lighten up, and my dad just said my mom can have me Sunday night. I just heard that mom's coming over to watch a horse racing competition with me and my dad too? It's so weird that they're acting nicely with each other, but it's good.

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

      On 2017, a Redditor u/Niekisch made a comment on a post on r/CringeAnarchy as an circle-jerk comment or a shitpost that would ultimately led to the infamous Rick and Morty copypasta.

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Gaze Bearing.

        By u/ALonelyGamer, its satire of the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to the Gaze Bearing in Limbus Company.

        To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Gaze Bearing. The social commentary is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the statements will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Meursault's absurdist outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the commentary, to realize that they're not just words- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Gaze Bearing truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Meursault's existencial catchphrase "It will be done, Manager." which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kim Ji-Hoon's genius unfolds itself on their screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Meursault tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

        I’m sick of XOguri. I try to play Doto. My XOguri runs faster.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of XOguri. I try to play Doto. My XOguri runs faster. I try to play Yukino. My XOguri runs faster. I try to play Copano Rickey. My XOguri runs faster. I want to play Grass Wonder. Her best team has XOguri. I want to play Tachyon, Eishin Flash - they both want XOguri. She grabs me by the throat. I parent farm for her. I endlessly run Grand Live for her. I give her Fine Motion MLB. She isn't satisfied. I pull Super Creek MLB. "I don't need this much stamina" She tells me. "Give me more sp and wit." She grabs Ny Opera and forces her to provide her unique skill as inherit. "You just need to parent farm more. I can be even more consistent with Teio Wit MLB." I can't pull for Teio Wit MLB, I don't have enough carats after Tachyon banner. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Nishino Flower. She says "Nishino, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, consistent acceleration with speed carryover and recovery. What a cruel world.

          Diomid Turzov copypasta

            From Genshin Impact new region Snezhnaya where there’s a parody of Donald Trump by the name of Grand Duke Diomid Turzov.

            HIRING URGENTLY! TOP PAY!

I, Grand Duke Diomid Turzov, seek to employ private guards and am prepared to offer generous compensation to suitable candidates. (The sentence above was the best my servant could write. I fired him as soon as he finished it. He had no culture, no sense, and was very very stupid. So I’m writing the rest myself. Everything below was written by me, Grand Duke Turzov, your favorite Grand Duke.)

I built a fountain. It is enormous. Without question, it is the most beautiful fountain in all of Snezhnaya. Maybe even the most beautiful in all of Teyvat. Better than the Fountain of Lucine. Much better. Everyone’s talking about it. Then some horrible Tidalga got into the fountain. From Fontaine! They made the water look ugly. Total disaster. Very sad. But I fixed it. I did what no one else was brave enough to do! I drained the fountain and painted the bottom with beautiful, bright paint. After that, it looked incredible. So incredible!

Then the idiots on the Snezhnograd Veche ruined everything. There is something very wrong with their brains, by the way. They knew the paint would feed the Tidalga, but did they tell me? No. Of course not. Soon there were more Tidalga than ever! Total disaster! But I fixed that too. I always do. I poured a huge amount of bleach into the fountain, and it became clean again. I won. A historic victory, like no one’s ever seen!

But the thugs from the Rokot are still not giving up. They want to destroy everything. My big, beautiful paint has started peeling. My servants say the bleach caused it, but that is obviously fake news. Totally fake. The truth is simple! Those losers are sneaking into the manor at night and tearing the paint off with their filthy hands! Embarrassing. So embarrassing!

These paint-scraping lunatics will be found, and we’re gonna lock them up! To make sure of that, I am going to spend a great, super great deal of money hiring the biggest, toughest, strongest warriors money can buy. A very, very great deal of money. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

            you guys have to be the most dense group of people i’ve ever met

              From Project Moon community Discord server after “Kim” AKA Kim Ji-hoon (CEO of Project Moon) received a Red Cross charity award for Project Moon’s philanthropic donations.

              you guys have to be the most dense group of people i've ever met, just because i said "oh don't put your eggs in 1 basket as we don't know if things will change or not" does NOT MEAN that it's guaranteed to go wrong or that you shouldn't show support, you guys are being very obnoxious by trying to make it sound like i'm trying to go for one or the other extreme despite the fact it is far from it.

even if project moon and kim is known to not be a bad group it's still shown in their stories that you shouldn't fully put your trust in a corporation, even if you like them (WHICH IT IS FINE TO LIKE THEM AND SHOW SUPPORT EvEN WITH A LITTLE BIT OF TRUST I JUST SAID TO NOT FULLY GO WITH EVERY SINGLE ACTION DONE.)

tl;dr: read messages before you get pissed.