Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Charon from Reverse 1999.
I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Charon. I try to play Mercuria. Charon is better. I try to play Flutterpage. Charon is BiS. I replace a character on the dynamo team with Recoleta, but it’s not Charon. I want to play Lucy. Her best team has Charon. I want to play Brume, Enigma. They both want Charon.
He grabs me by the throat. I save clear drops for him. I spend money. I pull scam banner for him. He isn’t satisfied. “Pull me for dynamo” he tells me. “You need me for dynamo wheelchair.” He grabs every dynamo character and throws them into irrelevancy. “You just need me for Dynamo. I can quickly charge field to level 3.”
I can’t pull for Charon, I lost scam banner. He blocks me from clearing focused flashback. “Guess this is the end.” He grabs his pendant. He says “sacrifice holds meaning only in its warning—life is delicate and easily lost.” There is no hint of sadness in his eyes because he doesn’t have any. Nothing but pure, unrivaled dynamo buffs. What a cruel world.
Its the Navy Seals copypasta but changed to someone who specifically loves Persona 3.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Persona 3, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Postmodern Japanese Literature, and Ive been involved in numerous youtube video essays, and Persona 3 has over 4 million confirmed sales. Persona 3 is a certified youngian classic and is the top entery in the playstation jrpg cannon. You are nothing to me but just another larper. I will wipe you the fuck out with quote tweets the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am writing a 300 page response detailing Strega's importance to the narrative and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking cancelled, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can analyse Persona 3's story in over seven hundred ways, and thats just the ps2 release. Not only am I extensively educated in Japanese folklore, but I have access to the entire database of the fandom wiki and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
The original was a shitpost from the Final Fantasy XIV shitpost sub which got edited and reposted to the ZZZ sub.
So first of all, I wanna say that I've been a massive fan of the game since day one. I've supported the devs for $600+ including my engagement fund via top up and aliexpress merchs. I've also been an avid advocates for the community by watching and liking all the streamers and creators I can. Not that any beginner should get scammed like I did, but I think its even worse when you do it to a pillar of the community.
I've always wanted to get some spicy commissioned drawings of my OC and I love him. I did my due diligence and picked a decent artist, but they ended up making something that is completely different from what I asked and I am not happy about it at all. They ghosted me but I wanted a refund bc it felt like a betrayal of everything I asked for.
Does anyone here have any idea how I could force them to refund me?
edit bc ppl ask me in dm, the commission I asked for was my bangboo getting pegged by Zhuyuan and what the artist actually drew was Zhuyuan pegging Banyue with my bangboo as a strap-on
So first of all I want to say I've been a massive fan of the game for four years now, I've invested a lot of money both in the game to support the devs via cash shop and in the community via watching and liking all the streamers and youtubers I can. Not that any beginner should get scammed like I did but I think its even worse when you do it to a pillar of the community.
I've always wanted to get a commissionned drawing of my WoL because I feel very invested in my OC and I love him. After carefully checking many artists' styles and pricing and reviews, I ended up hiring someone to do a tasteful, slightly spicy drawing of my WoL.
Well, they ended up making something that is really completely different from what I asked and I'm not happy about it at all. They won't answer my messages anymore but I want a refund bc the difference in vision is honestly a betrayal of everything I asked for. Does anyone have any idea how I could force them to refund me?
edit bc ppl ask me in dm, the commission I asked for was my lalafell getting pegged by Hilda and what the artist actually drew was Hilda pegging Aymeric with my lalafell as a strap-on
Ever since Typhon had been recruited, I couldn’t keep my eyes of her gargantuan breasts because I just wanna play with them, squeeze them, slap them, and unimaginable amount of other unholy things(with consent because I still had dignity). But I had also noticed something else…..
Ever since I first met her, I noticed that she always had trouble walking, it’s almost as if something extremely heavy was weighing her down. She couldn’t even take a proper step without nearly falling forward. I saw it as a temporary thing at first, but it has been going on for days. So I finally decided to ask what’s wrong.
She stated that her breast had been in an excruciating pain due to being overfilled with milk, like a cows utter when it’s unmilked. I offered to help by milking her, but she rejected because it would be too painful.
I promised that I would squeeze it as gently and slightly as possible, so you started squeezing. It felt physically nice, but then there was a huge burst…..
The milk blasted out of Typhon’s tits with such surgical force that it pushed me to the corner of the office. After a second, the whole office had been flooded with her breast milk. What should I fucking do in dis situation? I urgently opened the door to prevent drowning, this is where I realised I fucked up…..
The whole bottom floors of the ark had been completely SUBMERGED in her magnificent breast milk, it was like a freaking titanic. It was flowing everywhere like crazy. Just how much gallons of milk those her breasts contain?
“Hey, I can finally walk now!” Typhon cried happily. All the weight from her curve were now gone, but her breast still remained in the same size. She was so thankful for my help that she allowed me to jump on her booba like a trampoline and use it as a pillow whenever I sleep.
It has been weeks ever since, and my time squishing her breasts like a fidget toy has been great. I recently received an announcement that 54 of my operators had been drowned to death from that incident, but it was all worth the sacrifice. Plus, all of those milk were sent to the starving children in an orphanage so it all payed off.
Its a copypasta reply by users using the social media feature in Neverness to Everness (NTE)
Whoever watches Gen Z ( ¯ ︶ ¯ )
Will never change (*＾▽＾*)
Because they know how great “Red” is (≧▽≦)
You’re now one of the lucky ones (★ ω ★)
You can now mog normies with your superior taste! (*´w`*)
Its an unhinged Indonesian post about the siblings in Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) engaging in incest sex. The post states that questioning the siblings’ relationship is as pointless as questioning the marketing strategy of Burger Bangor being perpetually in 40% discount.
Ini sodara MC ZZZ ini pasti ngeseks, gak ada cerita mereka gak main sembunyikan ular piton abang tiap malem. Gak ada yang nanya di game soalnya itu sebodoh nanya "kalo burger bangor enak kenapa mereka diskon 40% mulu?" jawaban nya sudah jelas. Kalo lu keluar tengah malem lu bisa liat lampu toko nya masih nyala, mereka masih buka tapi gak ada pelanggan, kenapa? yah dari luar lu bisa denger bunyi kayu reyot nabrak tembok: "cekit cekit jedug cekit cekit jedug jedug", orang udah tahu tuh lu bunyiin bel nya harus nunggu 15 menit terus salah satu dari dua bersaudara ini turun, keringetan, ngaku AC nya rusak, tiap lu ke sana rusak mulu, selang nya gak bener kali masang nya. Toko gak bisa maju soalnya tiap bulan ganti rangka kasur, jebol terus. Yah adek nya cantik imut, abang nya ganteng keren, wajar aja ditinggal berdua langsung bertumbuk diatas kasur. Lu pisahin taro di ujung belahan dunia berbeda kayak nabi adam ama hawa juga ini berdua bakal balik lagi dalam 80 hari, terus kembali bertumbuk.
These Zenless Zone Zero MC siblings are definitely having sex, there is no way they aren't playing 'hide the brother's python' every single night. Nobody asks about it in-game because doing so is as stupid as asking, 'If Burger Bangor is so delicious, why are they always on a 40% discount?' The answer is already obvious.
If you go out in the middle of the night, you can see the shop lights are still on; they are still open but there are no customers. Why? Well, from the outside, you can hear the sound of creaky wood smashing against the wall: 'creak creak thud creak creak thud thud.' People already know that if you ring the doorbell, you have to wait 15 minutes before one of the siblings comes downstairs, drenched in sweat, claiming the AC is broken. Every time you go there, it's always 'broken'—maybe the hose wasn't installed correctly.
The shop can't make any business progress because every month they have to replace the bed frame; it keeps getting smashed through. Well, the little sister is cute and pretty, and the older brother is handsome and cool—it's only natural that the moment they're left alone together, they immediately start pounding on the mattress. Even if you separate them and put them on opposite ends of the world like Adam and Eve, these two would find their way back to each other within 80 days and go right back to pounding.
