Anime

Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

I’m sick of XOguri. I try to play Doto. My XOguri runs faster.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of XOguri. I try to play Doto. My XOguri runs faster. I try to play Yukino. My XOguri runs faster. I try to play Copano Rickey. My XOguri runs faster. I want to play Grass Wonder. Her best team has XOguri. I want to play Tachyon, Eishin Flash - they both want XOguri. She grabs me by the throat. I parent farm for her. I endlessly run Grand Live for her. I give her Fine Motion MLB. She isn't satisfied. I pull Super Creek MLB. "I don't need this much stamina" She tells me. "Give me more sp and wit." She grabs Ny Opera and forces her to provide her unique skill as inherit. "You just need to parent farm more. I can be even more consistent with Teio Wit MLB." I can't pull for Teio Wit MLB, I don't have enough carats after Tachyon banner. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Nishino Flower. She says "Nishino, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, consistent acceleration with speed carryover and recovery. What a cruel world.

Diomid Turzov copypasta

From Genshin Impact new region Snezhnaya where there’s a parody of Donald Trump by the name of Grand Duke Diomid Turzov.

HIRING URGENTLY! TOP PAY!

I, Grand Duke Diomid Turzov, seek to employ private guards and am prepared to offer generous compensation to suitable candidates. (The sentence above was the best my servant could write. I fired him as soon as he finished it. He had no culture, no sense, and was very very stupid. So I’m writing the rest myself. Everything below was written by me, Grand Duke Turzov, your favorite Grand Duke.)

I built a fountain. It is enormous. Without question, it is the most beautiful fountain in all of Snezhnaya. Maybe even the most beautiful in all of Teyvat. Better than the Fountain of Lucine. Much better. Everyone’s talking about it. Then some horrible Tidalga got into the fountain. From Fontaine! They made the water look ugly. Total disaster. Very sad. But I fixed it. I did what no one else was brave enough to do! I drained the fountain and painted the bottom with beautiful, bright paint. After that, it looked incredible. So incredible!

Then the idiots on the Snezhnograd Veche ruined everything. There is something very wrong with their brains, by the way. They knew the paint would feed the Tidalga, but did they tell me? No. Of course not. Soon there were more Tidalga than ever! Total disaster! But I fixed that too. I always do. I poured a huge amount of bleach into the fountain, and it became clean again. I won. A historic victory, like no one’s ever seen!

But the thugs from the Rokot are still not giving up. They want to destroy everything. My big, beautiful paint has started peeling. My servants say the bleach caused it, but that is obviously fake news. Totally fake. The truth is simple! Those losers are sneaking into the manor at night and tearing the paint off with their filthy hands! Embarrassing. So embarrassing!

These paint-scraping lunatics will be found, and we’re gonna lock them up! To make sure of that, I am going to spend a great, super great deal of money hiring the biggest, toughest, strongest warriors money can buy. A very, very great deal of money. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

you guys have to be the most dense group of people i’ve ever met

From Project Moon community Discord server after “Kim” AKA Kim Ji-hoon (CEO of Project Moon) received a Red Cross charity award for Project Moon’s philanthropic donations.

you guys have to be the most dense group of people i've ever met, just because i said "oh don't put your eggs in 1 basket as we don't know if things will change or not" does NOT MEAN that it's guaranteed to go wrong or that you shouldn't show support, you guys are being very obnoxious by trying to make it sound like i'm trying to go for one or the other extreme despite the fact it is far from it.

even if project moon and kim is known to not be a bad group it's still shown in their stories that you shouldn't fully put your trust in a corporation, even if you like them (WHICH IT IS FINE TO LIKE THEM AND SHOW SUPPORT EvEN WITH A LITTLE BIT OF TRUST I JUST SAID TO NOT FULLY GO WITH EVERY SINGLE ACTION DONE.)

tl;dr: read messages before you get pissed.

CONGRATULATIONS (2-18 was harder on release)

Its a Limbus Company copypasta that originated after the devs (Project Moon) nerfed stage 2-18 HP and difficulty since it was a massive wall at launch. So whenever newer players posted celebratory screenshots of clearing stage 2-18 post-patch, OG players jokingly reiterate that the fight was nerfed.

CONGRATULATIONS (2-18 was harder on release) on the 2-18 (it was harder in on release) CLEAR. I know you've been working really hard (2-18 used to be harder) at it, and I'm happy that you've (2-18 used to have more hp) achieved your goal of completion. I know your journey through (2-18 used to be even harder) the content was filled with ups and downs, but you and (2-18 used to be harder) your sinners stuck (2-18 used to be harder) together through them all, and you were rewarded for your patience and (2-18 used to be harder) tenacity. Congratulations (2-18 used to be so much harder) once again, and here's to more luck in your future (2-18 used to be harder) pulls!!!

Raiden, have I ever told you about Blue Archive?

Its the infamous Ahsoka Tano copypasta but changed to Blue Archive.

Raiden, have I ever told you about Blue Archive? Yeah, it is a gacha game, but the gacha mechanics are not nearly as bad as similar games. But that's not important right now, here take a look at this, pretty cute and funny, huh Raiden? That's just the beginning though, the developers have been adding so many cute and funny girls over the years, it's got far more than other gacha games that only pay lip service to the fans of cute and funny, like Hag Lane for example, ugh. In fact there was a Blue Archive lead developer or someone like that that posted on twitter about how his ideal wife is a high schooler, so you can trust they know what they're doing Raiden. They're just like you and me, Raiden. And naturally each of those cute and funny girls has a swimsuit outfit, in fact, remind me later, I'll show you some pictures on the rule34 website when you return to base. Oh btw it's even got older girls that are tall with flat chests, isn't that amazing? What other gacha game has such perfect fan service, they all think an oneesan character needs large oppai but it's just not true! Flat is justice, am I right Raiden? And you dont need to bother thinking about male characters, this takes place in an all girls school so you, as the sensei, are the only male in the story What do you think, Raiden? How do you like my new gaki? The shupogaki, double trouble, twin gaki students seducing an adult, needs correction.

I’m sick of Charon. I try to play Mercuria. Charon is better.

Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Charon from Reverse 1999.

I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Charon. I try to play Mercuria. Charon is better. I try to play Flutterpage. Charon is BiS. I replace a character on the dynamo team with Recoleta, but it’s not Charon. I want to play Lucy. Her best team has Charon. I want to play Brume, Enigma. They both want Charon.

He grabs me by the throat. I save clear drops for him. I spend money. I pull scam banner for him. He isn’t satisfied. “Pull me for dynamo” he tells me. “You need me for dynamo wheelchair.” He grabs every dynamo character and throws them into irrelevancy. “You just need me for Dynamo. I can quickly charge field to level 3.”

I can’t pull for Charon, I lost scam banner. He blocks me from clearing focused flashback. “Guess this is the end.” He grabs his pendant. He says “sacrifice holds meaning only in its warning—life is delicate and easily lost.” There is no hint of sadness in his eyes because he doesn’t have any. Nothing but pure, unrivaled dynamo buffs. What a cruel world.