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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

A message to the Raiden Shogun.

    Its the Eggman anouncement but changed to a ranting about Raiden Shogun for killing Signora in Genshin.

    I’ve come to make an announcement: The Raiden Shogun is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He deep fried my fucking wife. That’s right, she took her musou no hitotachi and turn my wife into fucking ash, and she said her blade was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shogun, you aren't a real archon, just like you aren't a good mother or political leader." Inazuma would've have collapsed if Yae miko didn't save your ass everytime. That’s right, I think half of inazumans are a bunch of grifters. And Kazuha's mortal blade parried your ass. You fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck teyvat. That's right this is what you get, my super duper 30% high def roll piece. Except I’m not just gonna give you shit gear and repeatedly let you die in the abyss, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the welkin moon! How do you like that, Zhongli? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking teyvat, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

    I’m sick of HoS Ryoshu.

      Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to House of Spiders (HoS) Ryoshu from Limbus Company.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of HoS Ryoshu. I try to synnergize her with my Nursefather team, she kills them. I try to play with the Apprentice, she kills them. I don't even try to put her in a status team. I want her to use her S3-3 over and over. Her best passive is to kill Renclair yet she prioritize him last . I want her to kill Sora Don yet she kills Riensang for 1 extra red coins. She grabs me by the throat. I farm Luxcavation for her. I cook for her. I give her the best ego there is and uptie her. She is not satisfied. I just want her to use her S3-2. "I don't use S3-2 without the nursefathers” She tells me. "Give me the HoS ids" She lets the enemies hit her while casually evading. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with the more passing turns" I can't pull for Valencina Rodion or Matthias Outis, I don't have enough Lunacy. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She unsheathes her sword. She says "I will slash and scorch throught the nursefathers until they are severed away" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure 500 damage per S3-3 in the span of 7 turns. What a cruel world.

      This is Refraction Railway🛤️ Dihui Star ⭐️ Pinky🤙 Nursefather🫄

        Its the Showmaker Ksante copypasta but changed to the boss Shiomi Yoru from Limbus Company.

        This is Refraction Railway🛤️ Dihui Star ⭐️ Pinky🤙 Nursefather🫄. A boss with 2000 HP❤️, 3000 shields🛡️, 200 team damage per turn💥 has unbreakables 🚫, renewable shield 🛡, insane starter clashing⚔️. Has 30SP at start🧠, furthermore two 20+ clashing skills ⚔️ ⚔️ ⚔️ every second turn⏳ is stagger immune unless shield broken 💫 deals % damage 🗡 and then for her after images🥋 the more 📈 and more 📈 you stack, your sinners eat MORE DAMAGE ❤️‍🩹! your sinners eat MORE DAMAGE ❤️‍🩹 and her speed 🚀 gets gradually faster 📈 and then she has a second nuke ☢️ so you run out of resources for fluid sack 🐟 and you have two more bosses ahead so you eek-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😱😱

        Hey guys, did you know that Vaporeon can learn Mist in Yellow

          Its satire of the infamous Vaporeon copypasta but changed into solving a bug in Pokémon Yellow that prevents Vaporeon from learning both moves (Mist and Haze) naturally.

          Hey guys, did you know that Vaporeon can learn Mist in Yellow, but only under a very specific circumstance? In Yellow, Vaporeon is meant to learn both Haze and Mist at level 42. However, the programming at the time is so bad it's impossible for a Pokémon to learn two moves at the same level. As a result, Vaporeon will only learn Haze and not Mist. Pokémon who leveled up using the Daycare do not have this restriction though. If Vaporeon reaches level 42 while in the Daycare, it will learn both Haze and Mist.

          Sometimes i fantasize about Zhuang Fangyi coming to Dijiang drunk and beating me

            Its the Misato copypasta but changed to Zhuang Fangyi from Arknights Endfield.

            Sometimes i fantasize about Zhuang Fangyi coming to Dijiang drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She trash talks me and kicks me in the ribs while smiling. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. I gently hold her all night and she cries into my swollen belly. We will name our future child Chubby Lung.

            I’m sick of Vast Cold. I try to glaze Salt Sea, Vast Cold is stronger.

              By u/MengHaoOfTheDao, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Vast Cold from the manhwa A Regressor’s Tale of Cultivation.

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Vast Cold. I try to glaze Salt Sea, Vast Cold is stronger. I try to glaze Light, Vast Cold is stronger. I try to glaze Netherworld, Vast Cold is stronger. I want to glaze Seo Eun Hyun, he's the second coming of Vast Cold. I want to glaze Obsidian, Yang Su Jin, they're both weaker than Vast Cold.

He grabs me by the throat. I glaze for him. I praise for him. I write him copypastas. He isn't satisfied. I gift consciousness methods to him. "I don't need this much consciousness" He tells me. "Give me more Heart intent." He grabs Kim Yeon and forces her to stop cultivating. "You just need to cultivate other methods. You can open the Audience Chamber with just your Heart. "

I can't cultivate the Heart, I don't have enough martial arts talent. He desecrates my Fate. It fails. "Guess this is the end." He opens his consciousness. He says "Love beam, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, overpowered power of Love. What a cruel world.