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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

Hey guys, did you know that Vaporeon can learn Mist in Yellow

    Its satire of the infamous Vaporeon copypasta but changed into solving a bug in Pokémon Yellow that prevents Vaporeon from learning both moves (Mist and Haze) naturally.

    Hey guys, did you know that Vaporeon can learn Mist in Yellow, but only under a very specific circumstance? In Yellow, Vaporeon is meant to learn both Haze and Mist at level 42. However, the programming at the time is so bad it's impossible for a Pokémon to learn two moves at the same level. As a result, Vaporeon will only learn Haze and not Mist. Pokémon who leveled up using the Daycare do not have this restriction though. If Vaporeon reaches level 42 while in the Daycare, it will learn both Haze and Mist.

    Sometimes i fantasize about Zhuang Fangyi coming to Dijiang drunk and beating me

      Its the Misato copypasta but changed to Zhuang Fangyi from Arknights Endfield.

      Sometimes i fantasize about Zhuang Fangyi coming to Dijiang drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She trash talks me and kicks me in the ribs while smiling. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. I gently hold her all night and she cries into my swollen belly. We will name our future child Chubby Lung.

      I’m sick of Vast Cold. I try to glaze Salt Sea, Vast Cold is stronger.

        By u/MengHaoOfTheDao, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Vast Cold from the manhwa A Regressor’s Tale of Cultivation.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Vast Cold. I try to glaze Salt Sea, Vast Cold is stronger. I try to glaze Light, Vast Cold is stronger. I try to glaze Netherworld, Vast Cold is stronger. I want to glaze Seo Eun Hyun, he's the second coming of Vast Cold. I want to glaze Obsidian, Yang Su Jin, they're both weaker than Vast Cold.

He grabs me by the throat. I glaze for him. I praise for him. I write him copypastas. He isn't satisfied. I gift consciousness methods to him. "I don't need this much consciousness" He tells me. "Give me more Heart intent." He grabs Kim Yeon and forces her to stop cultivating. "You just need to cultivate other methods. You can open the Audience Chamber with just your Heart. "

I can't cultivate the Heart, I don't have enough martial arts talent. He desecrates my Fate. It fails. "Guess this is the end." He opens his consciousness. He says "Love beam, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, overpowered power of Love. What a cruel world.

        I’m sick of Flutterpage.

          By u/XxLucidDreamzxX, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Flutterpage from Reverse: 1999.

          I'm sick of Flutterpage. I try to play Lucy. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I try to play Jiu. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I try to play Lilya. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I want to play Beryl. Her best team has Flutterpage. I want to play Liang Yue, Nautika. They both want Flutterpage.

She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her p1. She isn't satisfied. I give her Aurora After Winter. "I don't need this much attack." She tells me. "Give me more crit damage and PEN." She grabs Marsha and forces her to convert excess crit rate. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with On The Hand of Time."

I can't buy OTHOT, I don't have enough Thoughts. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs the sheets. She says "Laundry time." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, unstoppable fua damage. What a cruel world.

          Tatsuki Fujimoto and his pet fish

            The quote came from the creator of Chainsaw Man, Tatsuki Fujimoto himself from 藤本タツキ短編集 22-26 [Fujimoto Tatsuki Tanpenshū 22-26]. The story is often joked around by his fans for its unhinged nature and explains the insanity of his mangas.

            Until age 24 or so, I lived with my girlfriend in a 15,000-yen apartment in Yamagata. The people around us were kind and would give us fruits and vegetables. So while we didn't have much, I think we ate a well-balanced diet.

Even though we were poor, we had a pet Japanese rice fish. I found it dead one summer. I went to toss its body in the trash like in Parasyte, but my girlfriend said she wanted me to bury it, so I went off into the park, alone. I tried to bury it under this big tree, but the ground was too hard, my hands got all dirty, and I had no hole to show for my effort. Out of options, I figured I would pretend I had buried the fish and left it lying there on top of the ground. As I watched it for a little while, ants found the body and began trying to carry it away. I'm not sure what came over me, but in that moment, love for the pet fish welled from within me for the first time. I brushed the ants away, and then I ate it.

The next day I had an upset stomach. And when my girlfriend suggested it was something I'd eaten, I came up with some lie cover up the fact that I'd eaten our pet fish. I've had people get mad at me many times throughout my life, and when I'm scared of that, the lies just spill out. Most of the time I get caught in them, but this time I didn't.

That brings us to now. The memory of lying to my girlfriend is far stronger than the guilt of eating our pet fish. Please allow me to confess my sin here.

            My factory is ruined (agricultural futures)

              By u/AAAAAPAIN, its satire of a wallstreetbets post about someone going all in into gourd futures but changed into Xiranite production from Endfield.

              I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This update I invested 75000 xiranite (3months of xiranite and my entire life savings) into xiranite gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging event. After watching a video about Tang Tang and her monopoly on soup, I decided I'd try to do something similar with a vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's xiranite yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central WuLing and a warmer-than-average spring. Unfortunately, the blight caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on Monday morning, a new mail in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Valley IV, scheduled for Tomorrow, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 1 point per pound. I am ruined.