Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Anissa vs Atom Eve butt analysis

The people in r/okbuddyviltrum were discussing whose ass is better betwen Anissa and Eve from Invincible and someone cooked.

Do you really want the alternative?

Anissa is a loyal Viltrumite. Given her proclivities, and generally how Viltrumite culture works, their reproductive habits do seem to be structured around a eugenics approach to sex. Anissa has no concept of it being immoral to force herself on someone else, while Nolan does, meaning that Nolan probably only learned about this concept from his time on alien planets. It seems rational to presume that, given Viltrumites don’t really do recreation at all, sex for them is traditionally something done purely for the sake of reproduction or to establish dominance. Given that they don’t seem to have been trying to birth a new generation from their limited gene pool, given that Nolan has been gone for ages and the number of Viltrumites hasn’t changed, we can presume that’s off the table. So Anissa is likely a virgin. Frankly, who is she going to fuck? Nobody there seems like a logical match.

Eve meanwhile dated Rex. Furthermore, she also came from a highly conservative household that she hated and is extremely rebellious against. Eve and Mark smash pretty early on into their relationship, and they do so quite frequently. So, Eve probably has had a lot of sex with at least one other person, Rex. Rex has been established to be into shower sex, and shower sex is not the best time to use a condom due to the complicating factor of hot water. Plus, it’s spontaneous, which means having one on hand is unlikely. Eve and Mark are established to use condoms, and that didn’t work out well, so Eve absolutely is not on birth control. So, Eve has likely done a fair amount of anal with Rex in the showers.

Thus, if we’re evaluating Anissa and Eve based on the criteria of ass, Anissa is likely to have the tighter asshole, while Eve is going to be the more experienced buttslut. However, given that we’re human beings, Anissa having a tighter asshole is a very bad thing. Anissa is likely sexually inexperienced, and so is liable to have her muscles tense at Viltrumite strength. Her asshole is going to be a flesh guillotine. So you really should not fuck Anissa in the ass if you wish to keep whatever you stick in there intact.

So, Eve is absolutely the better choice both on skill and the fact that Anissa would cut it off without even meaning to. Frankly, you’re unlikely to even be able to get it in Anissa’s ass unless she is totally relaxed and lubed up.

Note: this is presuming you can even get it inside Anissa’s ass. A virgin asshole with Viltrumite strength? There’s a good chance that even with lube, even if she was as relaxed as possible, it would be physically impossible for any human to be strong enough to get past the sphincter.

Vaporeon Is Literally Build For Human

It originally came from an unhinged 4chan post (as is tradition)

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Related Flareon copypasta with good ending

Yareli is the most compatible warframe for operators

Its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Yareli from Warframe.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male operator female warframe transference, Yareli is the most compatible warframe for operators? She has the lowest base armor of all warframe at only 100, this means she's soft enough to be penetrated by void dash, and with merulina absorbing 75% of incoming damage, you can be rough with one. Due to her mostly water based abilities, there's no doubt in my mind that Yareli is incredibly wet all the time, so wet you could easily void dash for hours without depleting energy. She can also infuse helminth ability voracious metastasis, healing herself and grant energy to ally, so it'd be incredibly easy for your void dash to last even longer. With her water controlling abilities sea snares and riptide, she can engulf you completely and hitting all your spots at once. No other warframe comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, Yareli's passive increases her critical chance by 200% if you can keep her moving. Yareli is literally build for transference. Lowest armor stat + merulina means she can take void dashing all day, from any focus schools and ways and still come for more.

In terms of male operator and female warframe transference, Yareli (Prime) is the most compatible Warframe for the tenno. Not only was Yareli prime recently released, with improved base stats and access to Merulina means you can comfortably do Steel Path. Due to their Orokin based origin, there is no doubt that a Yareli isn't kitted with an improved Kompressa Prime, also so improved that you can finally build crit. They can also replace abilities with Helminth, along with socketing Archon Shards, so it'd be incredibly easy to build around. With their ability Sea Snare and Riptide, they can easily CC entire rooms. Also, fun fact, you can make your Yareli look like Vaporeon. Also this Warframe has ass and titties.

Character idea: I have been cooking up a female elf wizard

Character idea: I have been cooking up a female elf wizard, nothing on paper yet, just in
my mind. But the idea is something like this: When the wizard was but a mere child, she either fell in a magical cauldron (asterix and obelix style) or was dipped in the cauldron by her mother (achilles heel style) and somehow someway she now has magical pee.

If you look online you'll be able to find or maybe you're already familiar with a d10000 wild magic table. And my idea was, if this home-brew gets approved of course, that she's able to 'conjure' a potion a day or something. I can foresee this leading to fun interactions overall. Her being ashamed of this, not wanting to show the party how she 'gets' them. And that's not even speaking of the fun outcomes you get to play on as a DM when we roll on the d10000 wild magic table. Otherwise I could probably play like a goblino fighter.

Extra: I have about 2 years of experience playing a long term campaign as a rogue with a couple of one-shots here and there.

Anyone else find this scene really hot? When the alien farts at Jar Jar?

From an unhinged Youtube comment by windows95ism of Jar Jar Binks getting farted by an alien in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace.

Anyone else find this scene really hot? When the alien farts at Jar Jar? The alien just looks so feminine and sexy, and the way it farts and turns to him to flaunt it. Like it’s inviting him to get closer for the next one.

I first watched this movie when I was very young and I have masturbated to this scene so many times.

I like to imagine a scenario where Alunya goes out to a neo-nazi rally expecting them to be weak

This was an infamous post about the poster’s barely disguised fetish of Alunya in /pol from 4chan.

I like to imagine a scenario where Alunya goes out to a neo-nazi rally expecting them to be weak, faggy, dysgenic nazis like the ones shown on 4chan, but when she shows up to the rally it's a bunch of handsome, jacked, young skinheads and nazi gymbros.

Before she's even able to get her branded Antifa piss balloons out of her backpack they come over and easily wrestle her to the ground and start tearing off her black hoodie and pants. Then, they take turns raping her tight leftoid pussy. She's unable to do anything due to how muscular the neo nazis are as they rape her ruthlessly. Each time one of them finishes, whether it be in her mouth, ass, or pussy, another one IMMEDIATELY takes his place and continues pounding her for hours on end. When they're finally done, they bring over their tattoo artists to put nazi tattoos and Queen of Hearts tattoos all over her plundered and raped body. Humiliating her and her comrades forever.

Just a thought I have sometimes though.