I used to shove pregnant cockroaches up my pussy, clamp down hard to burst them, and then a bunch of baby roaches would crawl out from inside, giving me that feeling of being a mom. I usually use medicated oil, pour some in there, and the cockroaches and stuff just come out. Afterward, I wipe it down with alcohol to disinfect. No big deal—after all, my period comes regularly, so all the dirty stuff gets flushed out. After rubbing the medicated oil on my pussy and shoving it in, it starts off cool and tingly, then turns burning hot, like ice and fire all at once—fucking it feels super intense, and everyone who's tried it says it's great. I really wanna get a tattoo in the folds of my labia, flip it out to be a social badass, flip it back in to take the civil service exam. Oh, and while I'm at it, give my labia a little beauty treatment—slice off the edges to make some spicy scallop trim, then sell it at a high price to stud dogs.
The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on
Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"
The Undertale Soundtrack Makes me Shit Myself
No, I am not joking. Recently, I decided that I wanted to listen to more undertale music because I forgot how good the soundtrack was, and boy does it get my bowels dancing along. Specifically the track “Finale” makes me have to go take a shit, it’s like some sort of brown music, I don’t understand it. I think this is starting to become an issue, I can’t listen to the undertale soundtrack without having to take a shit. this is the 4th time today, and as of writing this, yes, im shitting because of this issue. I have yet to see what effects the deltarune soundtrack does to my body, I’ve played both of these games and I never had to take a shit mid session. even in games with similar soundtracks like touhou, does not make me have to take a shit. This is starting to become a genuine problem, I don’t know what to do.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to toilet seat, from dining table to church, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to toilet seat, from dining table to church, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me.
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table ta the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug. mind blogging, soul snatching.overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering. orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening pussy popping, nail stractching. back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming heavenly, awakening, devils tangos riding one could offer
No lube, no protection, all night all day from the kitchen floor to the dining table from the bed to church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air scream the lord's prayer, HE CAN TOP ME until I'm swollen, until I'm crying, until he's out of juice, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my insides becomes outsides, until my hole remember the shape, until my jaws fall off, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my body does a backflip, until my whole body shakes, until the skin peels off, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until im paralyzed for the rest of my life, until all my eggs are fertilized, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he couldn't stand, until i die, until his tentacles dont come anymore, until my mouth cant eat, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until he dont have it anymore, until his hole remembers the size and girth, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until he has to regenerate it, until the whole world hears . I'm gonna get him pregnant ten times over breeding him all day all night no protection just me and him all over the house on the floor on the couch on the bed in the shower on the rooftops even god couldn't pull me out of him.
No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I grip her waist, groan, and lose my breath, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, standing up, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe-curling, back-arching, leg-shaking, core-tightening, fist-clenching, breath-stealing, mind-blowing, eye-rolling, soul-snatching, overstimulating, spine-tingling, sweat-dripping, thigh-gripping, sheet-ripping, nail-digging, back-scratching, teeth-clenching, body-trembling, lip-biting, gravity-defying, sweat-soaked, jaw-dropping, hip-thrusting, head-tilting, world-shattering, body-weakening, soul-evaporating, room-spinning, heart-pounding, moan-inducing, nerve-numbing, earth-shaking, show-stopping, life-altering, knee-buckling, universe-collapsing, demon-summoning, heavenly, mind-melting, out-of-body, primal, euphoric, hair-raising, skin-tingling, unforgettable, feral, vicious, ruthless, relentless, breathtaking, godlike, monstrous, animalistic, uncontrollable, ultimate, explosive, devastating, and legendary stroke game—she could drain me dry and I'd still keep going
no lube no protection all night all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat from the dining table to the bedroom from the bathroom sink to the shower from the front part to the balcony vertically horizontally quadratic exponential logarithmic while I gasp for air scream and see the light missionary cowgirl reverse cowgirl doggy backwards forward sideways upside down on the floor in the bed on the couch on a chair being carried against the wall outside in a train on a plane in the car on a motorcycle the bed of a truck on a trampoline in a bounce house in the pool bent over in the basement against the wall had the most toe curling back arching leg shaking dick throbbing fist clenching ear licking mouth drooling ass clenching nose sniffling eye watering eye rolling hip thrusting earthquaking sheet gripping knuckles cracking jaw-dropping hair pulling teeth jittering mind-boggling soul snatching over stimulating vile sloppy moan-inducing heart-wrenching spine tingling backbreaking atrocious gushy creamy beastly lip biting gravity defying nail biting sweaty feet kicking mind-blowing body shivering orgasmic bonebreaking world ending black hole creating universe destroying devious scrumptious amazing delightful delectable unbelievable body numbing bark worthy can't walk head nodding soul evaporating volcano erupting sweat rolling voice cracking trembling sheets soaked hair drenched flabbergasting lip locking skin peeling eyelash removing eye whitening pussy popping nail scratching back cut spectacular brain cell dissolving hair ripping showstoppping magnificent unique extraordinary splendid phenomenal mouth foaming heavenly awakening devil's tangoes he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride it and I would give this man the sloppiest wetest creamiest soul ticking slimy life-changing death tropping heavensent flabbergasting hypnotizing ungodly astonishing leg trembling back arch heads desperately grabbing the sheets legs stretching out again and again toe curling voice breaking whimper causing waist slowly moving up and down small heavy breath i can't take much more of this breaths getting quicker twitching throbbing eyes shut lip biting edging begging for relief warm hot rush bubbling up spit upon the tongue twisting ground tip-talking against the mouth sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit and lick to the bottom deep throat thrusting slower then faster faster faster twisting mouth around each side spiritually enlightening chakra lining Mangekyou Sharingan unlocking golden light like a halo noise from the very edge of his throat for the final hardest release ever and then I'd let him pound me so fucking hard until he impregnates me with his babies my prayers for you be like no lube no protection for the condom or the Lord all night all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat from the dining table to the church vertically horizontally quadratic while I gasp for air and scream the Lord's prayer you sir can obliterate me and use no lube no protection all night all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat from the dining table to the bedroom from the bathroom safe to the shower from the front to the balcony vertically horizontally quadratic exponential make for air scream and see the light missionary cowgirl reverse cowgirl doggy backwards forward sideways upside down on the floor in the bed on the couch on a chair being carried against the wall outside in a train On a plane in the car on a motorcycle the bit of a truck on a trampoline in a bounce house in the pool bent over in the basement against the window of the most toe curling back arching leg shaking he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magniticent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride it and I would give this man the sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul taking, slimy, life changing, death DROPPING, heaven sent, flabbergasting, hypnotising, ungodly, astonishing, leg trembling, back arched, hands desperately grabbing the sheets, legs stretching out again and again, toe curling, voice breaking, whimper causing, waist slowly moving up and down, small heavy breath " I can't take much more of this", breaths getting quicker, twitching, throbbing, eyes shut, lip biting, edging begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up, spit upon the tongue twisting ground tip-talking against the mouth, sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit and lick to the bottom, deepthroating, thrusting slower then faster, faster, FASTER twisting mouth around each side, spiritually enlightening, chakra aligning, mangekyo sharigan unlocking, golden light like a halo, noise from the very edge of his throat for the final, hardest release ever....and THEN I'd let him pound me so FUCKING HARD UNTIL HE IMPRENATES ME WITH HIS BABIES. My prayers for you be like no lube, no protection from the condom or the lord, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord's prayer, YOU sir can OBLITERATE me and uses no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
The people in r/okbuddyviltrum were discussing whose ass is better betwen Anissa and Eve from Invincible and someone cooked.
Do you really want the alternative?
Anissa is a loyal Viltrumite. Given her proclivities, and generally how Viltrumite culture works, their reproductive habits do seem to be structured around a eugenics approach to sex. Anissa has no concept of it being immoral to force herself on someone else, while Nolan does, meaning that Nolan probably only learned about this concept from his time on alien planets. It seems rational to presume that, given Viltrumites don’t really do recreation at all, sex for them is traditionally something done purely for the sake of reproduction or to establish dominance. Given that they don’t seem to have been trying to birth a new generation from their limited gene pool, given that Nolan has been gone for ages and the number of Viltrumites hasn’t changed, we can presume that’s off the table. So Anissa is likely a virgin. Frankly, who is she going to fuck? Nobody there seems like a logical match.
Eve meanwhile dated Rex. Furthermore, she also came from a highly conservative household that she hated and is extremely rebellious against. Eve and Mark smash pretty early on into their relationship, and they do so quite frequently. So, Eve probably has had a lot of sex with at least one other person, Rex. Rex has been established to be into shower sex, and shower sex is not the best time to use a condom due to the complicating factor of hot water. Plus, it’s spontaneous, which means having one on hand is unlikely. Eve and Mark are established to use condoms, and that didn’t work out well, so Eve absolutely is not on birth control. So, Eve has likely done a fair amount of anal with Rex in the showers.
Thus, if we’re evaluating Anissa and Eve based on the criteria of ass, Anissa is likely to have the tighter asshole, while Eve is going to be the more experienced buttslut. However, given that we’re human beings, Anissa having a tighter asshole is a very bad thing. Anissa is likely sexually inexperienced, and so is liable to have her muscles tense at Viltrumite strength. Her asshole is going to be a flesh guillotine. So you really should not fuck Anissa in the ass if you wish to keep whatever you stick in there intact.
So, Eve is absolutely the better choice both on skill and the fact that Anissa would cut it off without even meaning to. Frankly, you’re unlikely to even be able to get it in Anissa’s ass unless she is totally relaxed and lubed up.
Note: this is presuming you can even get it inside Anissa’s ass. A virgin asshole with Viltrumite strength? There’s a good chance that even with lube, even if she was as relaxed as possible, it would be physically impossible for any human to be strong enough to get past the sphincter.
It originally came from an unhinged 4chan post (as is tradition)
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
