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This is the worst map in the history-the worst song, the worst map, the worst-like-dude

    Pro Osu player was commenting on Cookiezi maps on his livestream which got clipped and became a meme.

    This is the worst map in the history-the worst song, the worst map, the worst-like-dude like, this is just, like what the hell is this? Dude every time I like- I randomly click on

cookiezi's stream I see him playing that map it makes me like wanna blow my brains out in

fortnite, ya know, with the pump shotgun? It's so annoying. Like what is wrong with him? It must be so brain damage to play that... and then I just instantly click off his stream, that's just like,

and then I'll go and check reddit and they'll be like "oh my god he did this like crazy score", and

then I'll tune into his stream and then he'll be playing this stupid ass annoying pee dough file map. #KWANGRINDSET 💪😎

    What does Not for Sale Fossil Even Mean?

      Source of clip
      What does Not for Sale Fossil Even Mean? Like a Fossil that’s not for sale? Why don’t they just say Fossil not for Sale? Kinda Dumb if you think about it. Or is she like referring to like a person like, Not for Sale, Fossil, she’s calling a grandma or a grandpa oh. Why would she even be selling a Fossil? is she an archeologist? Oh maybe it’s about like, her selling her soul to like, oh wait I don’t think I can talk about this on Stream.

      Dude. I. … LIKE… Who? look away because you put shit after the spinner.

        From a livestream where a pro Osu player Ryuk was commenting on Junshin Always beatmap.

        Dude. I. ... LIKE... Who? look away because you put shit after the spinner. Dude this map already never ends at the end. Look look look. Listen listen. Okay. Like, like this. Okay. Big jumps, alright, alright. Okay fine, there's an outro, alright. Come on, you're about to end. You expect it.. it's about to end on this one stream and that's it. No, it goes back again and you get another one. It keeps going like you're about end. Yeah, yeah. Oh, there's a big….. one more jump right. Okay. Nope, there's still more jumps. And then you get this. And then you get this stupid thing. And then the spinner and then there's one more, there's two more. Stop!!! Just shut the fuck up and end the song already!!! This is fucking unbelievable…

        Am I cheating?

          Story:
I've been extremely high like the past 2 weeks and I've just gotten sober and now I'm noticing that I somehow have aim assist? I don't want to cheat as I want to gain skill legitimately, I've reinstalled the game like 4 times reset my drive and yet it still persists. I literally don't know what to do, I don't wanna be banned. I've checked all active tasks and closed all the ones that look suspicious, their is no random apps in startup either, I'm confused on how this even happened as I have no memory of doing anything besides just playing? Is this aim assist or am I dumb?

          K-Pop isn’t a music genre. It’s a cultural sinkhole.

            John, accept it. It's a fact. K-Pop isn't a music genre. It's a cultural sinkhole. You're actively worsening society as a whole with your degeneracy. Idolizing and worshiping generic, autotuned artists based on their identity instead of their musical talent harms the global music industry. Ever heard of an ugly Korean singer? I didn't think so, John. Your support of this industry propagates harmful beauty standards across impressionable youth worldwide which leads to poor mental health and eating disorders. Do you want that, John? Didn't think so, asshole.

            Osu

            Accept it. It's a fact. Beatmap nomination isn't a volunteer job. It's slave work. You're actively worsening the community as a whole with your degeneracy. Choosing and nominating generic pp mappers based on their identity instead of their actually mapping passion harms the ranked category. Ever heard of a reading meta? I didn't think so. Your support of this such mappers propagates harmful mapping standards across impressionable players osu! wide which leads to poor play styles and farming. Do you want that? Didn't think so, asshole.

            osu! is dead

              OSU IS DYING AND WE NEED YOUR HELP

              Every meme created during the osu! downtime due to a critical database failure caused by a MySQL bug. 

              osu! is dying and we need your help. I'm streaming right now, hello there. Uhh check out this poll, this poll is for the Ohio State University Rhythm Games Club grand finals bracket reset and osu! is up against Beat Saber. But osu! is losing right now, check the pinned comment for a link to the vote please vote osu! thank you goodbye.
              OSU IS DYING AND WE NEED YOUR HELP
              apology for poor english

when were you when osu dies?

i was sat at home eating beacon when pjotr ring

‘osu is kill’

‘no’
              Just saw someone fall to their knees in a Walmart
              aware stuff is dead, mysql hit a bug. investigating.