Election

Archive of all known copypasta related to the 2020 Presidential election. Includes clap back response, Trump’s tweets and absurd political response.

ATTENTION MAGA PATRIOTS

while you're at it, do send these info to the FBI

We do not have much time to act.

POTUS is strongly considering PARDONING all of the patriots who #stormthecapitol

BUT we need to get him the right information so he can do it in the next week and a half.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE A PARDON please respond with a message containing the following information

 1.   Your name

 2.   Your city

 3.   What crimes you think you need to be pardoned for and a brief explanation of why you need the pardon (e.g. trespassing - entered the capitol; theft - stole art from the capitol; assault, etc.)

The President will need this list by TUESDAY before the House can vote to impeach again.

Please share to anyone who may need it, we are trying to stay off the MSM so that the left does not learn of the President's plan.

How Trump can still win

Strongly recommend searching this up, it was very educational

under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info

My President does not need to cheat in order to win.

My President does not need to cheat in order to win. My President loves this country and ALL of its people. My President would not sell this country to our worst enemy, transforming it from a gleaming republic and beacon of freedom to another steaming pile of communist filth. I'm on the side of right and light. You're on the side of subversion and the darkness. You think you won, but all you won is your one way ticket to hell.

I have noticed that, although America has 328.2 million people

you can expect an in-person "consultation"

I have noticed that, although America has 328.2 million people, I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to vote for me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to vote for me. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

Trump wins the election by one vote

Trump wins the election by one vote. He tries to find out who the last vote was. It was Biden. He then says to Biden “after all this you still voted for me?” Trump then changes his vote to Biden which then makes it a tie. They both get very emotional. Biden then leans in and makes out with trump on national television. They run away and live the rest of their lives together. Which leaves Kanye west as the 46th president of the United States.

I’m a “black guy” I swear

I’m a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved.