Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
I gotta share this weird thing that happened in class today. I had this hilarious idea to play the Soviet Union anthem at full volume during our history class. But guess what? No one even cracked a smile. It was like a ghost town in there.
I truely don't get it. Personally I thought the timing was genius because we were covering the Cold War and stuff. But now I'm left wondering what went wrong and why nobody thought it was funny.
I understand that comedy is subjective and not everyone is into this dark/edgy type of humor but it was honestly mind-boggling to see how nobody seemed to understand the punchline.
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry mods,
It is a music of redditors,
Willing to fight against the odds!
When the beating of the drums,
Matching the tapping of your keys,
There is a fight about to start,
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The copypasta was from a response by the EA Community Team on Reddit towards another person’s post on the aggressive monetization in Star Wars: Battlefront. During that time, the game was one of the most hyped entries of the year as it was a new IP set in the Star Wars universe and developed by DICE the developers behind the Battlefield series. However, many players were left angry and disappointed when iconic character such as Darth Vader are gated behind expensive paywalls or extremely grindy progression system.
Hence someone made a post criticizing EA which lead to the “sense of pride and accomplishment” response and the drama ensued.
Ok so I did a thing and it escalated (quickly)
So I was hanging with this girl, we’ll call her Lina, and we were flirting back and forth. Then I got close and whispered something in her ear and she said, “if you get that close again I will kiss you.” I obviously got close again thinking she was being dramatic, she kissed me and then we started to make out.
She stopped and asked if I wanted to go farther and then we went to “the sex spot” and continued where we left off. We continued to make out, I started to feel her up. Then one thing led to another and I fingered her. Then we had to get to our college class so we had to wrap it up.
No need to give advice or talk about it. I just needed to tell somebody, anybody really. (Thank you for reading and have a nice day)
I (F21) went over to my friend's (M28) apartment today. He likes when I do stuff to his butt. But I've only put a finger up there a couple of times before and not that deep (I have put my tongue in there more times than a finger). Today it was different. I started by sucking his dick and when he almost came he told me to play with his balls and then he got on all fours and I put a finger in his butt. He then flipped over again and he moved his body so that my finger went deeper and deeper. That's when I felt the poop. It was hard so my finger didn't get visibly dirty. I just kept the finger in there and jerked him off with my other hand and he came in my mouth. I pulled it out slowly as he instructed and he asked if I got anything on it and I said no. Because it wasn't visible. Should I have told him the truth?
Edit: I've had dicks in my asshole and most of the time there was poop in there. Even if I'm using the right tools while prepping. I don't know what's wrong with me. Normally I only poop like every three days. And I don't know how to make anal work for me. I told you this to make it clear to all of you that I am not disgusted by him or anything. I have caused way more mess than he did. It was okay. But since he asked if I got anything on my finger and I lied, I just wanted to know if you think I should have told him what actually happened.
