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Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.


I’m for 65 % sure I’m a straight guy…

    I’m for 65 % sure I’m a straight guy, but there is one particular thing I would like to try at least once in my life. Blowjob. Does this fact make me bisexual?
    byu/su1cidal_fox inTooAfraidToAsk
    I’m for 65 % sure I’m a straight guy, but there is one particular thing I would like to try at least once in my life. Blowjob. Does this fact make me bisexual?

I was never romantically interested in any man. Touching, kissing, anal or anything with other man? For me, quite a gross imagination. But still... I would like to try to give someone a blowjob. I’m just curious how does it feel to have someone’s penis in my mouth. It’s really weird. I’m not sure about my own sexual orientation because of this. I still dream about finding a girlfriend, to love her, to have family with her, but still... I want to try blowjob. Idk why. Is there anyone with same feelings?

    Why is there such a stigma of large boobs in video games?

      I have large boobs. I want my character to look like me. I can't have my character look like me because apparently anything larger than a DD is "unrealistic." Then I bring it up to the fan base and I'm overreacting.

Edit: the average cup size in the US is 34 DD. The average cup size is the games largest in many games.

      My wife had a nickname at college and I don’t know how I feel about it

        We've been married for 10 years and I always knew she was called the fuck rabbit. My best man at my wedding made a quip about it. She always assured me that she only had a small number of one night stands in college(including my best man) and got very upset talking about it and so I believed her.

Anyway, the other night I was drunk after playing lawn bowls and a bit more forward with my passions. I was thrusting harder than normal and put a finger in her bum. All of a sudden she started to go crazy and yelling and then bit her bottom lip and retracted her top lip up and made a "fafafafafa" sound and then squeezed me really hard and then went to sleep. This has never happened before in 10 years.

Now I know why she was called the fuck rabbit but feel insecure that its taken me 10 years to find out.

        Reddit national anthem

          -Opening

Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM!! When do we want it?? NOW!

-Chorus starts

Reddit nation yeah we are Together we can go very far Take down tik tok Take down instagram Take down everything we dont give a damn That’s because reddit nation will rise up Yeah we never will give up

We the reddit army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royale sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When tiktok sees our army Im sure their pants will brown

          What name should I give to my goddess of sex?

            So basically for context she is the goddess of all kinds of sex or sexual actions. Anal, oral, vaginal, footjobs, you name it.

She loves having sex, especially with people she considers scholars (a real life parallel would be someone who could name every single pokemon or an avid Reddit user like myself). She has black hair and style, basically goth gf haha and she has voluptuous breasts.

So what should I name her? I was thinking Clitalia (named after the female erogneous area in the poonani so to speak) but maybe that’s too on the nose? Any suggestions?

            I (15c) remember one day I went to school naked

              I (15c) remember one day I went to school naked. Even if I remembered to remove my pajamas before, I forgot to put my clothes on after. Since I had my headphones I didn't see anyone having weird looks at me or trying to talk to me. That's when I arrived a little late in the classroom (I was finishing my song) that I removed my headset and saw that I, indeed, went to school naked. That day we had another temporary teacher since the right one had a car accident and went to jail. He wasn't used to our school yet and asked me : "why are you naked ?? Go immediately and put some clothes on !!!". The bad part was I just went from my house to the school (15 min) and I was very tired from all the walking so I responded "But teacher, I can't I'm tired". But he persisted on being annoying so I hit myself and blackmailed him to tell the cops that he committed a horrible crime against me. Good thing he was smart and let me through the day. Tomorrow, he unexpectedly was fired (such a bad teacher) and I got the whole day to play.