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This nigga has no digestion

    This nigga has no digestion
    byu/iamapersonmf inplayboicarti
     This nigga has no digestion 

Bro this nigga in my dorm is fkn insane he does not shitt like a human. He straight up drops raw fukn food Like what the fuck is this guys stomach doing. Vacation. Lazy ass acid more like assid NIGGA. I walk into the stall and it is like a farmers market display, like bitch you might as well spread your asscheeks for show nigga. Rice. Corn. Veggies. All still there like they just came out the bag
Zero processing. Zero digestion. just raw ass ingredients The toilet tries to flush and just gives up. Nigga WAKE UP

It does the sad little swirl then quits like fuck it you deal with this. So in the morning I open the door and boom whole produce aisle chilling in the bowl NIGGA FUCK YO BOWEL

This nigga is basically running a compost facility in our bathroom FUCK.THIS đź–•

    For sure. No one is asking you to be banned from the game, just saying that it’s a little insight into your personal character.

      A Redditor gave their opinion on the type of person who betrays other players they’ve befriended in Arc Raiders.

      For sure. No one is asking you to be banned from the game, just saying that it's a little insight into your personal character. If manipulating another human you convinced you were friends with doesn't bother you, you have less empathy than most people. Not calling you a psychopath, but just that a lot of people (myself included) couldn't bring myself to do that because it just seems too cruel.

Interestingly enough, I play with a group of socialist trade unionists and all of them are strictly against manipulation or shooting on sight (unless the person is particularly suspicious). I think that says a lot about how your personality in a game is reflective of your real world beliefs. Go play with a MAGA group and I guarantee the situation will be different.

      PSA on “Indy” vs “Indiana”

        PSA on “Indy” vs “Indiana”
        byu/Rare_Bit5844 inCFB
        I continue to see this come up with us being talked about more. Wanted to clear things up.

INDY ≠ INDIANA UNIVERSITY

It’s the same as calling Penn State “Penn”, Ohio State “Ohio”, Michigan “Big Blue”, the city of Pittsburgh “Pitt”. You’re talking about something else.

When you say “Indy” you are referring to one of maybe 9 things, nearly all pertaining to the city of Indianapolis:

    Indy = Indianapolis (City)

    Indy = Indianapolis Colts (Indianapolis NFL Team)

    Indy = Indiana Pacers (Indianapolis NBA Team)

    Indy = Indycar (Racing Series)

    Indy = Indy 500 (Race at Indianapolis Motor Speedway)

    Indy = Indiana Fever (Indianapolis WNBA Team)

    Indy = Indy Eleven (Indianapolis USL Team)

    Indy = Indy Fuel (Indianapolis ECHL Team)

    Indy = Indiana Jones (Fictional Character)

Indy does NOT mean Indiana University.

If you need something shorter than the four syllables of “Indiana” to say, there’s “IU” or “Hoosiers”.

We are not a racing series, an NFL franchise, a city, or Harrison Ford with a hat and a whip.

        The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization

          The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization. would rather watch the Lakers, Yankees, and Seahawks all win back to back titles than watch the Dodgers win a single playoff game. My hatred for them and their "fans" borders on historical, even biblical levels. There is less animosity between Israel and Palestine than there is between myself and the Los Angeles Dodgers as a whole. If the Dodgers were to go 0-162, it would only be a tragedy that they were not able to somehow lose 163. They are hubris manifest. They are an affront to all things good and sincere and wholesome in the world. They are God's mistake.

Fuck the Dodgers.

          Porn in Smiling Friends world has got to be insane.

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            Porn in Smiling Friends world has got to be insane.

So like we have this world where people run at 100 miles an hour across the screen, with 2 looping frames of animation. Anyone can be in any style or media. Murder is extremely common, and no one cares most of the time. and you've seen what Charlie's grandma can do. That's an old woman. She's past her prime.

It is my assertion that porn in smiling friends is nuts.

I'm imagining two colorful blob shapes just ramming in to eachother. It's not clear at all what is and is not a sex organ.

Likewise for the less human looking characters, the camera focuses on curves and lumps that you and I would never be able to tell what they're supposed to be or why they're attractive.

A long spindly guy slapping someone's ass to death.

Someone getting stuck into a washing machine but it's spinning really really fast.

There's a 2 hour video of this rotoscoped guy on a bench, watching nature. In the last 3 seconds, a little pink creature runs up to him, sucks him off, and he becomes a shriveled husk and dies.

An orgy animated EXACTLY like Mr Frog's beautiful animal sanctuary. There's like 100 people and the video is 5 seconds long.

An exhibitionism video where it actually looks completely normal but there's a truck accident in the background and no one cares.

You know how people in real life make porn videos of video game characters? The Smiling Friends world has the exact same videos but it's actually those living video game characters filming it.

There's videos where the bottom just fucking explodes and dies near the end.

Anything from spamtopia is just genuinely impossible to comprehend. They have a whole sub-genre that's just TV static, and it's fully recognized by them as porn.

Remember how at the end of episode 1 where the funny guy broke out of the TV? That can happen. They can just reach you out and GET you.

Episodes of Mr frog are just there on the website.

            I tried. I really tried…

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              I tried. I really tried… 

Solo. I stalked a player for about a couple hundred meters. Watched what he did, how he moved, how he reacted to arc and distant gunfire. Studied my opponent.

I followed him into a building, waited for him to loot, and had him dead to rights. He hops on the mic and starts talking to me. I ask him if he wants to fight. I can see he is out geared and out gunned. He says no, so I say ok and run up to him unarmed. We loot the room together.

We’re ready to leave the room and a hornet comes out of nowhere. I shoot it once and reload. Shoot again and miss. I look at my new friend wondering why he isn’t helping. I see a red light and try to get out of the way, but get tased. Then I’m met with a hail of gunfire from my new friend and get knocked.

I ask him why he killed me. He stays silent. Pulls out his hammer and begins working me.

I tried to play friendly. I tried to help a new player. I tried to team up and get a cool story to share on Reddit. Maybe spark a culture of sportsmanship. But no. I will never trust a raider again. It’s dog eat dog out there, and now this dog is hungry.