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Fuck this subreddit

    Fuck this subreddit
    byu/Someguyiguessidk23 inshittydarksouls
    Fuck this subreddit
    
    Unironically hoping for this subreddit to eventually get quarantined. After engaging with this sub long enough and even typing stuff here occasionally I have come to the conclusion that you all are hopeless.
    
    Because there is no way you motherfuckers somehow manage to set the bar for Reddit even lower.
    
    I mean seriously, this subreddit is full of mentally challenged individuals who shit on games they are supposed to like and mask it as some kind of "ragebait" (which nobody with a developed frontal lobe falls for).
    
    Alternatively y'all just mask it as a "joke". WHAT FUCKING JOKE? Not a single "joke" I remember in this sub has any punchline, let alone a good one, it's just the unfiltered opinion of a person. How is that humor? This community is effectively people who want to be like the OkBuddy subreddits, but can't even figure out how to actually replicate their humor and irony.
    
    And the worst part about this, most of you won't even read this and will just discard it because your attention spans are fucking pathetic or because you think I'm baiting, or turn it into a copypasta. But I genuinely advise you all to consider therapy, cause this behaviour is not normal.
    
    Get help.

    So this is what r/whenthe has become?

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      byu/Blue_axolotl64 from discussion
      inwhenthe
      So this is what r/whenthe has become? You give one thousand upvotes to a post that has no joke, no punchline? Just ranting about acurrent phenomenon paired with a relevant GIF? No offense to OP but this post should barely have fifty upvotes, much less a thousand. This is worse than r/memes ! At least r/memes tries (and fails) to be funny.
      
      My problem lies not with this posts but the fact that every other post on r/whenthe is like this. Ranting about some internet bullshit or worse, something that happed in the OP's personal life. Am I your friend? Do you think I care? Where's the fucking punchline? It's either one of those stupid rants or something that I should be seeing when I turn on the TV. I'm not saying that those things shouldn't be joked about. God, no, on the contrary. But to joke about something, you kind of need a fucking joke.
      
      This sub was founded off the back of those "slander" memes from 2021 that made fun of all manner of random subjects with, - "gasp" -actual jokes! The used hyperbole and other such tools to make something funny out of basic observational humor. If you are unfamiliar with them or just need a refresher on how to be funny, go back and watch them. For this sub's sake I hope you do.

      Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released copypasta

        Its a collection of every released Epstein Files and its connection to Trump.

        Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
        
        https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)
        
        https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80
        
        Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
        
        Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
        
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
        
        —————————other Epstein Information
        
        https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.
        
        Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
        
        Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel have both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid
        
        —————————other Trump information:
        
        Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka
        
        Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”
        
        Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
        
        Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too! 
        AND
        
        Reminder:
        
        • ⁠Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’ to Ivanka When She Was 13 Years Old
        
        • ⁠https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/07/trump-confesses-he-was-sexually-attracted-to-ivanka-when-she-was-13-year-old/
        
        • ⁠Donald Trump called his own daughter a ‘voluptuous piece of a**’ in yet more lewd comments threatening to derail his White House bid
        
        • ⁠https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1940073/donald-trump-called-his-own-daughter-a-voluptuous-piece-of-a-in-yet-more-lewd-comments-threatening-to-derail-his-white-house-bid
        
        • ⁠Donald Trump Once Joked He and Ivanka Have “Sex” in Common
        
        • ⁠https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/donald-trump-once-joked-he-ivanka-have-sex-common-941600/
        
        • ⁠Trump’s lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book
        
        • ⁠https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trumps-lewd-talk-about-daughter-ivanka-in-front-of-white-house-staff-recalled-in-new-book/
        
        According to The New Republic, “’Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,’ Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.”
        
        • ⁠"You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka
        
        • ⁠https://www.salon.com/2024/05/07/you-remind-me-of-my-daughter-stormy-daniels-testifies-that-compared-her-to-ivanka/#:~:text=At%20one%20point%2C%20Daniels%20said,his%20underwear%20on%20the%20bed.
        
        • ⁠Donald Trump's comments about daughter raise eyebrows
        
        • ⁠https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/10/11/donald-trump-comments-about-daughter-ivanka-feyerick-dnt-erin.cnn
        
        • ⁠Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ‘piece of a--'
        
        • ⁠https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-ivanka-piece-of-ass-howard-stern-229376
        
        • ⁠Trump: ‘If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’
        
        • ⁠https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a7353876.html
        
        • ⁠Trump on Ivanka: ‘She has the ‘best body’ — and I created her’
        
        • ⁠https://forward.com/schmooze/357185/7-creepy-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-ivanka/
        
        • ⁠Trump: ‘Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife’?
        
        • ⁠https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tamerragriffin/trump-asked-if-its-wrong-to-be-attracted-to-his-daughter#.muLN7d3M2
        
        • ⁠Trump Encouraged His Own Daughter Ivanka to Release a Sex Tape, and She Was Horrified
        
        • ⁠https://www.salon.com/2019/08/06/donald-trump-encouraged-his-eldest-daughter-to-release-a-sex-tape_partner/
        
        Bonus:
        
        • ⁠Trump: commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts. He also says “she’s got Marla’s legs.”
        
        Double Bonus:
        
        For the better part of two decades starting in the late 1980s, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump swam in the same social pool. They were neighbors in Florida. They jetted from LaGuardia to Palm Beach together. They partied at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club and dined at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion.
        
        • ⁠https://archive.md/XK0A7#selection-655.0-655.290
        
        and...
        
        MC2 (pronounced MC squared) was the modeling agency that Epstein, Brunel, and the mob would use to get trafficked girls into the US with “genius visas”
        
        • ⁠https://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/former-model-agent-close-to-jeffrey-epstein-found-hanged-1235085929/
        
        and...
        
        Nicknamed the "Einstein Visa", the EB-1 is in theory reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field - the government cites Pulitzer, Oscar, and Olympic winners as examples - as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives.
        
        Mrs Trump began applying for the visa in 2000, when she was Melania Knauss, a Slovenian model working in New York and dating Donald Trump. She was approved in 2001, one of just five people from Slovenia to win the coveted visa that year, according to the Post.
        
        • ⁠https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43256318
        
        THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 

        Fuck your /s

          Fuck your /s
          byu/hikeyourownhike42069 incopypasta
          Fuck your /s
          
          Oh, you’re one of those Redditors who still uses "/s"? Jesus Christ, how fucking pathetic. Redditors and their obsession with "/s" is peak internet idiocy. It’s like they think they’re doing everyone a favor by spoon-feeding sarcasm to a community that prides itself on being "clever" and "witty," while clearly proving the opposite. You’d think in a place full of self-proclaimed intellectuals, they could handle a joke without needing training wheels. But no, on Reddit, "/s" is practically a rite of passage, like some badge of honor for people too afraid that their half-baked attempt at humor will go over the heads of the chronically clueless masses.
          
          Honestly, if you’re slapping "/s" at the end of your comment to make sure your brilliant sarcasm doesn’t go over everyone’s heads, maybe you should just stop trying. Your sarcasm isn’t clever, it’s basic. Putting "/s" at the end of your weak joke is like slapping a warning label on a box of matches—yeah, we get it, no need to insult everyone’s intelligence by making it obvious. Or, wait… maybe you’re right. Maybe you should assume everyone here is too stupid to get it without an explanation, since Reddit is filled with people who think upvotes are an indicator of wit.
          
          What’s worse is that you’re so desperate for validation that you can't even let a sarcastic comment stand on its own without fearing the wrath of some clueless downvoters. God forbid someone actually misinterprets your hilarious attempt at sarcasm and tanks your precious Reddit karma, right? You’re so fucking terrified of getting downvoted that you’ve neutered your own humor with a goddamn warning label. It’s embarrassing.
          
          And really, what kind of moron can’t recognize sarcasm without a flashing neon sign telling them, “Hey, this is a joke! /s”? If you’re catering to people that fucking stupid, you might as well stop trying. Or maybe you're right—maybe most Redditors really are that dense, and you’ve got to hand-feed them every little joke like they're drooling toddlers who can’t figure out how humor works.
          
          So yeah, keep using "/s" if you want to keep coddling the lowest common denominator. Just know it makes you look like a total coward, afraid to let your words stand on their own. Grow a fucking spine and learn to craft sarcasm that doesn’t need a disclaimer, or just admit that your jokes are as limp and half-assed as the rest of your weak Reddit shitposts. 

          Enjoy your downlike 👎 you deserve it.

            Maybe that sh*t flies on real 4chan, but here in reddit you cant just go around trolling ppl, thats not the reddit way! Enjoy your downlike 👎 you deserve it.
            
            Edit: im just trying to restore reddit and y'all blast me with downlikes? What the heck?!

            I just found out my wifes boyfriend is a Trump supporter, unsure on what to do

              I just found out my wifes boyfriend is a Trump supporter, unsure on what to do
              byu/RedditRetardFinder inaustincirclejerk
              I just found out my wife's boyfriend is a Trump supporter and I’m devastated
              
              I don’t even know how to process this right now.
              
              Last night, during our usual Thursday dinner (me, my wife, her boyfriend) the unthinkable happened. We were all sipping kombucha and discussing The Handmaid’s Tale when my wifes bf suddenly said, and I quote:
              
              “I actually think Trump had some good economic policies.”
              
              I choked on my Beyond Meat quinoa wrap. I looked at my wife. She looked at me. I looked at Kyle like he had just farted in a Whole Foods. It was chaos.
              
              This is a man who regularly sleeps with my wife in our ethically-shared king-sized bed. This is a man who has played Animal Crossing on my Switch. This is a man I trusted to water my succulents when I was at my yoga retreat in Tulum. And he… votes red?
              
              I feel sick.
              
              I immediately asked him to leave and told my wife we need to reevaluate our relationship boundaries. She said I was “overreacting” and that “everyone’s entitled to their opinion.” I reminded her that some opinions lead to fascism.
              
              I’ve since saged the apartment, unfollowed Kyle on Goodreads, and submitted a formal complaint to our polycule council. I also threw out his beard oil (non-vegan anyway) and replaced it with a copy of The Communist Manifesto in case he decides to self-reflect.
              
              I guess I just needed to get this off my chest. I feel like I’ve been cheated on. . EDIT: Yes, I own Funko Pops. That doesn’t make this less serious.