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When I was in early school and beyblades were all the rage, some kid at school broke mine one day. I was super sad and was bawling when I got back home.

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    When I was in early school and beyblades were all the rage, some kid at school broke mine one day. I was super sad and was bawling when I got back home.

My dad was an engineer and often got up to go to work super early, like before I’d leave for school. The next morning he was still home, and sleeping. Which I found weird. My mum drives me to school, I reach into my backpack, and find my beyblade. Completely repaired, but also upgraded and modded like fkn crazy. He put a machined aluminum disc in it in place of the stock one, some centrifugal force thingamajig, and hand tooled the point that the bey blade spins on at the bottom. He had apparently stayed up till like 4am just suping my beyblade up.

At recess when we Let It Rip™️ my beyblade FUCKED UP every single other beyblade. The thing was literally indestructible, had insane balance, and kept spinning for fkn forever.

Basically, my dad is a GOAT

    A classmate smelled my seat HELP

      Part of a series of university/college shitpost that gets posted in Reddit.

      A classmate smelled my seat HELP

I’m a bcit student made a new friend in my 2nd year. We became partners. In one of our classrooms we have a massive reflective window in front of us. One time I had to go to the washroom and went out of my desk, in the reflection I saw my classmate rub the palm of his hand on the seat in a motion like he was polishing something and turned his spinning chair around and what it looks like smelled his handy?? I don’t think he knows that I’m aware. My half awake friend saw him as well and can confirm that she remembers seeing him smelling something. When I came back to my desk and saw he wasn’t there, I asked where he went out of curiosity because he’s my work partner. He said he went to the washroom. Umm what do I do in this situation

      I think everyone wishes humans had tails

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        I think everyone wishes humans had tails 

Like imagine the moms at walmart saying “omg your hair is so pretty ;3” then you’d say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she’ll notice it and be like “aww look at you getting all excited for mommy” then you’d start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi x3... yall feeling me on this one

        I think it’s very hard to find a girl who’s actually interested in free software

          I think it’s very hard to find a girl who’s actually interested in free software
          byu/Born_Lengthiness3572 infreesoftware
          I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software

As a twenty six years old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.

          Im forced to know about American politics -> Im forced to know about American politics -> I wanna kill myself

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            Re-Logic, we need to talk.

              By u/DraXi0n, its a joke on the Quality of Life (QoL) improvements on Terraria 1.4.5 update.

              After seeing the 1.4.5 trailer, I noticed something: my heart. It wasn't thumping the same way it was before. Before, just seeing the Guide or the Angler made my heart race. But now, I feel nothing. All of this has made me realize:

Terraria doesn't feel the same anymore. It doesn't feel like Terraria.

Back in my day, the game had soul. But now, it has quality of life. What's Terraria without having to scroll through the shitty crafting menu for 30 seconds?

And don't even get me started on the new dungeon designs. How are we supposed to enjoy Skeletron if we don't have to spend an hour building an arena for him? It's already built for us? Disgusting.

Just look at Minecraft villages. Those videos where builders rebuild the village to be more detailed sure are impressive, but the new villages just don't have the SOUL that the normal, shitty ones have.

I can't believe I have to say this, but, Re-Logic, I'm concerned. The game is getting way too accessible for new players, and way too fun. The only way I think this update can be salvaged is by adding Ocram back.

Stay strong, Terrarians. We will win this.