I'm the chess coach at my kids school. Relatively decent team, 30-ish tournament players....a few elementary aged kids >1200 OTB.
But I've had 3 kids in the past month ask if this is a legal move. For the love God, pls stop posting this garbage 😂
Hello. This is my main reddit account. Around 2 years ago Ive decided to create 10 alt accounts, and write the most random shit (aka en passant copypasta) on several shit posting subs, each line from different account, hoping that the joke will eventually get big.
But it didnt. Ive waited days, weeks, even months. But everything failed.
And than it hit me. If I cant make a joke famous, im gonna make it seem famous. And so, I spent 3 month straight creating more and more reddit accounts, making sure every single one would not look like just a bot(posting something on different subs, commenting, etc)
After all this time, Ive created around 70, 000 different accounts. And so it was time. Ive created r/anarchychess, made several accounts mods to make it seem legit. And it finally was en passant'in time.
Every single en passant chain you see is mine. Every single post about en passant- i made it. The en passant joke was never funny, nor was it popular. It was just me, from moms basement, with the whole comedy world at my fingertips.
To conclude, i will make a comment under this post from most of my alt accounts, as they all wouldnt fit in just this post.
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASEholy fucking shit. if i see ONE more poorly drawn normal difficulty meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire comm is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha its the poorly drawn normal difficulty face from that one tweet" STOP. and the WORST part is that the faces were actually funny for like a few days and it got fucking ruined in like a hour because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
Imagine this: you're casually Googling "en Pessant" when, out of the blue, a new response drops like a bowling ball in a library. "Holy hell!" you exclaim, your face contorted into a look that could rival Edvard Munch's "The Scream", wondering what to do in this position.
But this was no ordinary internet glitch; it was a glitch with a twist, turning unsuspecting netizens into actual zombies. You'd think it's just a tech malfunction, but these zombies were as real as the fear of accidentally sending a text to Martin.
Panicked, people started dialing up exorcists faster than you can say, "Is he stupid?" The exorcists scratched their heads, realizing this wasn't your run-of-the-mill possession; it was like trying to exorcise a demon who'd binge-watched every episode of Sherlock Holmes.
As if that wasn't enough, the Church's Bishop decided to take a "vacation" but, you guessed it, he never came back. Some thought he'd embarked on the holiest of quests; others thought he too wasn't fucking welcome here, just like jessica.
Amidst the chaos, a courageous few hatched a plan so audacious it could make a cat meme enthusiast giggle. They opted for a queen sacrifice, not in a chess match, mind you, but in the name of humanity. It was a move so daring it'd make even the most seasoned Redditor brick their pipi.
But as they delved deeper into this nightmarish realm, they soon realized they were caught in a knightmare fueled by fear, and a pawn storm was incoming. In the end, they had to ignite the chessboard of fate, hoping to reset the game and undo the hilariously horrifying madness that had befallen their world.
"When life asks you to Google en Pessant, you know it's a plot twist even Bishop on vacation couldn't fathom!WHAT THE FREAK MAN😡😡 NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT SUCH A STUPID RULE WAS IN THIS DUMB GAME😡😡😡😡😡👺👺👺👿👿I GOT SO MAD I HAD TO MASTURBATE AND CUM EVERYWHERE🙀🙀🤧😴😴🫣🫣😫😫🔥THS DUMB RULE LOST ME MY CHESS ELO👿👺😡😡👺👿👿FUUUCCKKKKK😡😡😡🔥🔥👺👺👿👿WHAT THE FLIP👿😡👿HOLY FUCKING HELL IM SO ANGY WANGY👺👿😡👿😡😡😡👺GOD BEING THIS MAD MAKES ME SO HORNY FOR THE KNIGHT👺😡😡👿👿👺🫣🫣🫣😫😫💯💯🔥🔥🔥😈😈😈THE KNIGHTUSSY MUST FEEL SO GOOD👿👿👿👿😡😡👿🔥👺👺💪💪IM GONNA KILL MY FAMULY AND SELL THEIR ORGANS SO I CAN PAY TO GET THE KNIGHTUSSY IN MY LIFE👺👺😡😡👿👿😡😡
I’m playing against a cheater AI on chess.com
I had my pawn at f4 and his pawn was e4. So one next to the other.
His next move he moved the pawn to f3 and f4 pawn was gone.
I got images but don’t know how to post them.
Google en passantHoly hellnew response just droppedactual zombieCall the exorcist!???bishop goes on vacation, never comes backQueen sacrifice anyone?pawn storm incoming!Google dementia