Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
I'm not attracted to my girlfriends body.
For context, I (15M) met my girlfriend (16F) a few months ago. She was attractive and I think we instantly clicked, our personalities went great with each other.
I saw her body yesterday for the first time and I didn't feel any attraction to it. I had to force myself to pretend to be amazed for her sake but I really wasn't at all.
Any advice for what I should do? She is so great but yesterday really threw me off.
Edit: She isn't even fat or anything, I just didn't feel anything when I saw her like that. I find her face extremely attractive
Also, I haven't watched porn for about a year. Don't think it has skewed my perception
Edit 2: it's not an online relationship. We originally met in person and I saw her last night in person
Edit 3: I feel that I can't just break up. It'd feel like something was missing, idk. I am very attracted to her personality, she's a great girl but I just wasn't physically attracted to what I saw yesterday and it felt unnatural trying to force myself to feel good about it
I honestly feel pretty depressed about the whole situation because I really dont want to hurt her feelings, she doesn't deserve any of this but at the same time I don't want to be keeping secrets from her
Edit 4: guys, I'm not gay
Edit 5: for some clarification, when I say seen her body for the first time, I mean naked. I've seen her before with clothes on but this is the first time I've seen her without them.
Edit 6: I'm going to sleep it's 1:24 in the morning, why tf did I stay up this long
Edit 7: wtf I just woke up and I got hundreds of replies
Edit 8: update: we just talked a bit and I still feel sexual attraction to her, so I'm really confused cause it's there but when I see her body it isn't. Haven't told her anything yet but I think she knows something is off.
Idk how she could not be my type cause she literally checks all the boxes I want
Is it normal to suck on your girlfriends nipples to fall asleep?
Wasn't sure where to post this, so I hope here is fine.
My girlfriend asked me out of nowhere why I never suck on her nipples to fall asleep. I was confused and told her that I'm not an infant any more and I don't really need that to fall asleep. She told me that this is something her ex-boyfriend used to always do which I personally find very weird. I told her that this doesn't sound like normal behaviour to me but she felt like I was just being defensive and refuse to be vulnerable and 'less masculine'.
Which is why I just wanted to know if this behaviour is in fact 'normal' or at least common.
I was sitting an exam like an hour ago and this guy walks in with tight jeans and an absolute dump truck of a man-ass.
Honestly the dude was jiggly and cakey and it fr made me stare. He caught me staring at him and came up to me to ask me why I was staring at him.
Thankfully, he didn't know I was looking at his ass. He was one of those macho men who thought I was stirring up trouble.
Now, I could have de-escalated the situation by simply saying that I got lost in thought or sth.
Nope. I had to pull a certified Wordington moment. I said without even thinking about it "nah man you just double checked up".
He looks at me weird and says nothing, just makes a confused face.
I say then "you got a thug shaker homie"
Then, in the worst English I have ever heard he says "I do not England".
Mf couldn't speak English (makes sense, few people can where I'm from), so NOW after I realized my blunder, I get a chance to redemption. I can play it off as me being normal!
HA! NOPE!
I change to my native tongue and say "you have a fat ass".
And he punched me.
Fuck you guys you ruined my brain with your gay ah ah posts.
One of the stupidest reddit/internet culture 'trends' (which honestly isn't even a trend considering only Redditors do this weird shit).
"Look how cool I am copying, pasting and repeating someone else's weird/lame shit from years ago" like it's just unfortunate these kids don't comprehend how cringe, nerdy and lame this shit is. I could only assume they're kids. If adults are running around doing this then they've probably never mentally matured in their lives/are emotionally or mentally stunted as seems to be common for Redditors.
Reddit culture is so damn cringe and unfunny it just brings annoyance at least half the time.
Like honestly, it's 2023, who goes around copying shit others typed then spams it around? It's one of the lamest things you could do online and if people are doing that there's a good possibility their whole life revolves around reddit and the Internet, which is sad and isn't a good/cool/positive thing, regardless what people want to believe.
But of course people won't see the stupidity behind this. Any time people actually make a post about this you get a bunch of emotionally stunted, immature and unoriginal Redditors typically and goofily running to the comments being triggered, typically and stupidly copying and pasting the post in the comments or running to copypasta subreddits with the post like a buch of middle school nerds. Every time. It's like reddit can never quit being typical lame trolls for one minute. It's more pathetic than anything. But it's always pathetic when you depend on exploiting people's natural human emotions for their own amusement and ego boost. So many humans are shit and they all seem to hive mind to reddit for some reason. Can't wait until reddit finally quits being a platform. Reddit should have finally went away during these half assed lame 'blackouts' months ago. Cuz honestly a lot of these people don't deserve Reddit just like reddit doesn't deserve the traffic/money it gets. Yet here I still am.
Either way; fuck copypastas. They aren't funny. They aren't cool. They aren't interesting. They aren't entertaining. You aren't some cool, hip, unique person for posting them. And you aren't cool for conforming to reddits shitty internet culture. Would be great if individuality and originality were actually popular and sought after on reddit. So many people want to come off as being original or not like everyone else, yet act exactly like the next redditor.
The original point of this post kind of deviated I guess but I really don't care tbh. Just tired of everyone defending this shitty reddit culture/mentality as if it's cute or some shit. Tired of the immature cringey reddit teenagers too. I'd also say a very large portion of the Redditors that hate kids are ironically kids themselves, so the feeling is definitely mutual 😒 Redditors essentially hating themselves lol. People should be least 5 years out of high school before they go around talking about being "anti kids" when you're still damn near a kid yourself 🤣🤦🏽♂️
Just quit all the immature bs on reddit already 🤦🏽♂️ for a platform that wants to pride itself on being "intellectuals", hating "normies", being "different", being "superior" to other social medias and believing in "freedom", the majority of said platforms culture is nothing but the opposite lol.
I'm done with this lil rant/vent tho cuz ultimately it's pointless... reddit/Redditors aren't going to change. It's like it can't. This post'll probably get more emotional hate opposed to Redditors actually thinking about what's being said and looking at ways to better it. Doesn't matter how many times we make rants complaining about reddit; Redditors seem unable to change or better themselves or their platform. They get sensitive when they're criticized yet don't think about why they're criticized and how to change/better it. Not sure if the ego is too strong to actually be able to or if they just can't comprehend it/think introspectively. Reddit's just keep acting the same way, day in and day out. Nothing ever changes on this platform and it's unfortunate. Given the wide knowledge of Reddits issues and the amount of people that vocally talk about it, you'd think Redditors would try fixing the issues and making it a better place by now.
But again, this is reddit. Typical reddit.
Hope y'all enjoy your day
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Wow, it's almost a relief just to write that down. IRL I have not told a single person- not anyone in my family not my bestie. I really have no one to vent to. Im thankful for this subreddit.
Obviously it's not a deal breaker for me- I want to spend the rest of my life with him. He is an amazing man, treats me so well, highly intelligent. He is tall, very good looking and fit. He is basically the whole package and I'm so proud to be with him.
Now- his dick. He is 3 inches hard and very thin. Basically the size of my thumb. The one area in this world he is insecure about. It was definitely a shock for me at first. We do have sex often. Pretty much every day without fail. He has magical hands & tongue and he is a very enthusiastic lover-making sure I cum every time. He has a tremendous imagination. We do use toys, such as dildos, sleeves and straps ons from time to time. It's good and all, but it's just not the same.
Now here is the real get off my chest stuff. He would ask me if I ever miss a bigger dick. I don't have it in my heart to tell him ABSOLUTELY YES. I was always a very sexual being and I was very orgasmic from PIV. I absolutely miss cumming from PIV. I absolutely crave that full filling that I don't get now. I wake up horny and just crave it.
It's not a deal breaker because of the amazing man he is and my love for him. He is very much the greatest man I have ever met. I would never cheat- I've never cheated on anyone and I won't start now. But I admit, my mind is dirty and can wonder. I would imagine fucking a big dick while I masturbate- and I would cry with guilt after I cum.
I feel so bad that the world is so unfair. I would read on Reddit about men being so sad and insecure over their average cocks. 5-6 inches and your nsecure? Like STFU!!! Whoever, I'm part of the problem myself. I was the girl that previously bragged to her girlfriends about how well endowed my ex boyfriend was. It's funny how the world works. The world sucks. We suck.
