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waht the literal hell has this genre (Romantasy) come to

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waht the literal hell has this genre come to

every single book i have picked up recently:

freshly 18 year old small frail so skinny little girl hasn't eaten any food in 67 days because her family is poor and/or gets murdered but then suddenly finds out that shes the lost princess of lost kingdom and has to save the world with her small frail self but how can she save the world when she is so small and frail luckily there is a 6'7" 6700 year old hot sexy man who teachers her to fight and also luckily they fall in love because what's not weird about an 18 year old little girl falling in love with 6700 year old man who is so large that she can barely wrap her hand around it because shes so small and frail and then boom the world is saved by small frail girl LIKE OMG CAN WRITERS LOCK THE FUCK IN THERE IS NO ORIGINALITY IN ANY BOOKS THESE DAYS (yes this is me ranting about the silversmith which i dnfed at 10% today bc i just couldnt with the mmc and how the fmc kept saying shit about the tension she felt) someone give me actual good book recs and not bullshit like fourth wing okay i hate fourth wing i cant trust anyone who recommends fourth wing bc that shit is hot ass and no i wont apologize

edit 2: dont even get me started on people recommending enemies to lovers books when they are enemies for about 5 minutes and all they think about is how sexy the other person is but they cant think that because they're supposed to be enemies and then they become lovers 50 pages in SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING

edit 3: okay thanks guys im finally seeing some recs that i haven't seen before so it looks like my post did its job ❤️❤️ happy reading everyone

    Bruh how tf do you talk to girls 😭😭

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      Bruh how tf do you talk to girls 😭😭

Ong women scare me. Whenever some chick in school acknowledges my existence my eyes start watering and shit like am I fuckin allergic to females? I told my mom about it and she just started dying bruh I'm out here getting clowned by my own mom💀💀💀

      My son pleasured himself in front of Gemini Live with the camera. My entire family have had our Google accounts banned.

        It was originally posted in r/LegalAdviceUK before it got taken down by mods.

        
My son pleasured himself in front of Gemini Live with the camera. My entire family have had our Google accounts banned. 

He's 14 and stupidly decided to try and roleplay with Gemini using its live camera mode. The AI correctly identified he was underage and Google banned all my accounts.

He did it on the family tablet. It has parental controls to stop him watching innapropriate stuff, but we dind't realise Gemini wasn't covered by these.

ALL of our entire family's Google accounts were linked to that tablet. Google banned them all.

Everything gone. 15 years of business completely inaccessible.

All my emails, all my documents saved in Google Drive.

Even my website was linked to my Google account and that's been locked down too.

We've written to Google and begged for it to be reinstated but they've said all the accounts have been shut down for child protection reasons.

I don't know how I'm going to pay my mortgage in 3 months time. I've literally lost ALL my records for my accountant. My company year ends in May.

My whole life is completely fucked.

Is there any legal mechanism I can use to get all my google accounts back?

        Not all of us are professional racists

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          Not all of us are professional racists 

There are a lot of real racists or wannabe racists playing the same sim games as us non professional racers who just want to have fun and expect everyone to be perfect on track even in practice sessions.

I was recently being a racist on lmu and witnessed someone say “don’t find hobbies you cannot afford” I found it funny because they were also on the simulator and not using all his/her money to be on track

Another time whilst I was being a racist somebody say “I don’t care if it’s practice sessions, drive properly” because a lesser experienced racist slightly tapped their brakes whilst turning

I understand a lot of real racists use the simulators as tools to get better and it must be frustrating being surrounded with worst players than you but you can always practice hot laps on your own or use ai if you don’t want to have people make mistakes

Some of us are playing these simulators for fun because racing is not that serious to us but we enjoy being a racist and taking part, if you real racists happen to be in that split complaining at the players who are playing for fun maybe you should improve to a point where you are surrounded with other racists who are as professional as you

          Here’s the thing. You said a “trilby is a fedora.”

            By u/Stuglle, its the Jawdaw is a crow copypasta but changed to trilby and fedora.

            Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a gentleman who studies fedoras, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls trilbies fedoras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "fedora family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of brimmed hats, which includes things from stetsons to pork pie hats to bowler hats.

So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people "call the rimmed ones fedoras?" Let's get bowlers and top hats in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A trilby is a trilby and a member of the fedora family. But that's not what you said. You said a trilby is a fedora, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the fedora family fedoras, which means you'd call top hats, bowlers, and other hats fedoras, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

            Women aren’t attractive, they are disgusting, sex-tempting, succubus sluts.

              Even recognizably so called "attractive" women like Sabrina Carpenter and Adriana Lima are ugly as fuck in my eyes. Women aren't attractive, they are disgusting, sex-tempting, succubus sluts. A woman's ass, boobs, thighs, and curvy body makes them all look like disgusting sluts, a whole bunch of succubi, that makes me vomit. Im not going to have sex with you, your female body and pussy are disgusting. Thank god I was born immune to female seduction i.e aroace