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Spaghettios

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    byu/ConsistentHospital54 from discussion
    inshitposting

    From u/Xhalo, a Redditor notorious for writing shitpost stories about eating spaghetti “spaghettios” and how it affects them. The person has been doing this for over 12 years almost daily. 

    As useful as my ex husband was as backside tongue twirling if you know what I mean (analingus). At first I praised him, it was spicy and hot like the piping hot tomato goochbutter sauce of spaghettios. But after a while it got stale. To be fair, I did develop thunderous backside voidseep due to a diet high in iron, but our vows said he would love me through thick and thin. We are divorced now. 😭😭😭
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    byu/knifefan9 from discussion
    incomedyheaven
    I was 9 months pregnant and had just downed my usual 3 bowl spaghettios lunch with a post meal spritzer of a large order of wendys chilly with extra grundlemeat chunks, and I fell asleep due to the insulin overdose hitting me at the same time a gastrointestinal spasm occured. It put me to sleep and I ended up lactating while I ran to the bathroom. I though this meme was about me 😲😲😲

    I truely think they dont grasp what Charlie’s death means for them. He wasn’t a general in an army, he wasn’t an ace fighter pilot

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      I truely think they dont grasp what Charlie's death means for them. He wasn't a general in an army, he wasn't an ace fighter pilot that dominated the sky's, He wasn't an asset of war to be used to win battles. He was a voice... and a conduit.

The left just proved they couldnt compete with him on their own turf, with their home field advantage in simple conversation. Numerous years debating on liberal college campuses, begging for those who didnt share his values or ideas to change his mind. And now they never will be able to change his mind. They will never be able to prove or advocate their arguments anymore. In a very sad way, right as they sucker punched him, Charlie won the argument and got the last word. Because instead of changing his mind with respectable debate and fair conversation, they elected to cheat the game and resort to violence.

They thought they scratched out a MAGA champion, but I think the truth is, they silenced their own voice. Who now among their opposition will respect them and be willing to hear their words? Who now among their opposition will grant them goodwill and a shared platform. Are any conservatives going to parlay with cheaters who were enraged with hatred over a voice?

You couldnt change his mind, and now... you will never change ours.

      Turns Out Walz Lied?

        Turns Out Walz Lied?
        byu/MilitantAmbivalence inminnesota

        Its a satirical story about Tim Walz lying by u/MilitantAmbivalence on r/minnesota.

        I always considered myself to be decently informed when it comes to politics and current events, but I saw a few unflattering caricatures of Governor Walz last week at the State Fair that really had a profound effect on me and forced me to reconsider my entire worldview.

Did anyone else see the booth with the Governor Walz cartoons? I used to like the guy, but that was before I saw a drawing where they made him look like an ugly pig making a dumb face! Now I’m all like “Shut up, Pigface!” 😝

There was also a cartoon where Walz looked like the puppet from Pinocchio, and his nose was very big! If you are familiar with the story of Pinocchio, then you know what that means… 😉

There’s a famous basilica in Barcelona called La Sagrada Familia where some atheists report being so awestruck by the sheer beauty and brilliance of the architecture that they open their hearts to the possibility of a God for the first time in their lives.

I found myself similarly transformed by the Walz Lied booth. If there’s no substance behind the knee-jerk dipshit alt-right ideology, how can it possibly produce artwork so complex, deep, and profoundly moving?

Being suddenly forced to confront the reality that my entire life had been a lie was both terrifying and freeing. Tears streamed down my cheeks and I dropped to my knees as the fairgrounds began to spin around me.

When I woke up, two of the guys from the booth were giving me first aid. One of them was gently waving a ‘Walz Lied’ fan over my forehead. The other offered me a sip from a water bottle labeled ‘Liberal Tears’.

They were asking me questions. Did I know today’s date? Did I know where I was? I wanted to answer, but the words wouldn’t come out.

Finally, one of them asked, “Who’s the current Governor?”

I could feel my strength coming back.

“Tampon Tim,” I whispered meekly.

The men looked relieved. “Don’t worry,” one of them told me. “I think you’re going to be OK.”

        That’s 5 “h”s too much buddy and now you have two options presented before you

          That's 5 "h"s too much buddy and now you have two options presented before you. You can either correct your spelling and only have lost 1 downvote (mine that I just cast ;) or you can choose to leave your bastardized form of the English language on exhibition and get a few hundred downvotes. Since you only have 2k karma in 2 years on reddit I recommend you choose wisely 😉
          That's ✔ 5 🎄 "h"s 🕑🇹🅱 too much 🔥 buddy 👬 and now you 👈 have two 🥈2️⃣✌ options 👸🤽‍♀️ presented 🎁 before ⬅ you 👈. You 👉 can either 🚫 correct ✔ your 👉 spelling 🔡 and only have lost 💸 1 ❗ downvote ⬇👇 (mine ⛏💪 that I 👁 just cast 👋 ;) or you 👈 can choose 📝 to leave 🍃 your 👉 bastardized form 🐛 of the English 📚 language 🇪🇸 on 🔛 exhibition 🅰 and get 🔟 a few hundred 💯 downvotes ⬇. Since 👨 you 🍆👉 only have 2k 🤑 karma 👆 in 2 🕝 years 📅😬😢 on 🔛 reddit 💰 I 👁 recommend 😥😤 you 👈 choose 🤔👈 wisely 🙌 😉

          Ferdinand Marcos got corrupt to fuel his feet fetish

            Its the automod reply to “feet” in the r/2philippines4u subreddit.

            Alright. Here's my theory.

Ferdinand Marcos got corrupt to fuel his feet fetish. He is really into sniffing shoes, so when he found a woman willing to play along (Imelda) he let her pretty much control him (as he was into femdom as well). The only explanation for Imelda's absurd amount of shoes is that, she'd spend days without bathing to make her foot really stink then she'd try on each pair. FEM will then proceed to sniff. When Imelda has tried on enough pairs, she'd put them all in a row before her where marcos will smell all of them before getting to the "finish line" (Imelda's feet). FEM will then have his face stepped on.

This is a normal night at Malacañang.