Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
Throwaway since my BF knows my Reddit account. One evening, me (F22) and my boyfriend (M21) were watching memes on YouTube from his phone, something we frequently do together. He REALLY likes memes and quotes them often throughout the day, no matter whether he is happy or being goofy and even when he is raging at a game or genuinely heartbroken. One day about a year ago, he came home to tell me he got fired and said "my life be like oooh aaah". It's probably a coping mechanism for him, but personally I do not understand it.
Anyways, we saw one meme, a guy a clearly masturbating saying things "I'm about to cum" but it was spelt out as "ambatukam", and thought it was the funniest thing ever so we looked for more. There were more videos of him being edited into scenarios like him mourning the loss of his brother named "Bato Khan", and we spent no less than 20 minutes laughing nonstop at these videos. Afterwards when we went to make dinner, my BF said joking "that's what I'm gonna say in bed now".
Fast forward a day later, both of us are horny and head to the bedroom to fuck. It was great, but then towards the end, my BF said loudly "ambatukaaaam" and then proceeded to cum. I laughed along with him but I was a little uncomfortable because it sorta killed the vibe.
About a week later, we're having sex again, and he says them same exact thing as last time, but this time, he laughs "just kidding, I'll stop" afterwards. Well, it turns out he wasn't really telling the truth because the next time we had sex, he said "bouttobus". I then whining-ly said his name in desperation and he then chuckled.
We didn't have sex for about a month until last night. We were doing fine as usual, and he even managed to cum without saying any memes... or so I thought, because right afterwards, he said something along the lines of "thank you for letting me buss, it's what I needed". I can't even remember much of what happened during or after that because I was in pure shock that we would just kill the vibe like that again. All I remember is that we cleaned up and he went to play COD or something that involved him shouting stupid jokes and memes to his friends.
I do not have the heart to tell him that he isn't funny when he does this, because the last time I confronted him when he kept saying "yooo that's sus" every time I mentioned something vaguely sexual, he almost cried. He stopped saying that one phrase but still has about a thousand other memes in his vocabulary. I guess this is just my life now, and as much as I want it to stop, I love my boyfriend so much and will have to live with it.
So a couple of days ago I finally was able to become a femboy, bc for ab half a year I feared that my friends, gf and family would've turned away from me, but eventually I just focused on pursuing my dream and kinda forgot ab my concerns. And recently I got thigh highs and other stuff that I wanted, and when I told my gf ab this, she thought that I was joking, but when we came to my place a few days ago and I asked her if she wants to see me in my new outfit - she said yes, and after I showed up to her, she was shocked and almost cried - it's because she thinks that all femboys are gay and she asks me why am I still with her,when I'm definetly attracted to men (although I feel only romantic attraction, not sexual). In other words, she wants me to stop dressing like this, but at the same time I feel comfortable in my outfit and I was preparing myself for it for a long time... What do you think about it, dear ppl of this community? I'll try to read all of ur replies ^w^
I literally wish I were joking. I made a throwaway so my buddies don't see this but I've got to tell someone.
My names Dan which is probably important to the story. A few weeks ago gf and I got high together and were just chilling when she suddenly starts giggling hysterically. I ask what shes laughing at and she tells me she decided to nickname my dick. Fine, fair enough. She then goes on to say "Little Dan" was too common and the only other name she could think of was "Danny Devito".
Redditors it has been two weeks. She has not stopped calling my penis Danny Devito. She literally texted me an hour ago, and it said "How's Danny and his Devitos doing?"
And listen, it's funny. But the worst part is that I'm not sure she even knows who Danny Devito is. We were watching The Godfather and she literally thought Al Pacino was Danny Devito.
Hi, I am transfem and am on hormones. Recently I discovered that I’m lesbian. I love my boyfriend so much, but I can’t be with him since he is a male. I have been using my estrogen regularly, but have been setting some aside for him. I am currently refilling my estrogen once a month. I have been slipping the oral estrogen into drinks and food that I make for him, hoping to turn him into a female so I can be with him.
Hopefully this isn’t wrong, I want her name to be Emily. I can’t wait!
Eu tenho dado estrogênio para meu namorado sem o conhecimento dele, estou errada por isso?
Olá, sou transfem e estou tomando hormônios. Recentemente descobri que sou lésbica. Eu amo muito meu namorado, mas não posso ficar com ele porque ele é homem. Tenho usado meu estrogênio regularmente, mas tenho reservado um pouco para ele. Atualmente, estou reabastecendo meu estrogênio uma vez por mês. Tenho colocado o estrogênio oral em bebidas e alimentos que preparo para ele, na esperança de transformá-lo em uma mulher para poder ficar com ele.
Espero que isso não esteja errado, quero que o nome dela seja Emily. Mal posso esperar!
So you guys know how the beginning cutscene of Elden Ring has the narrator say Elden Ring in such a weird moaning way? Well and me and my brother started saying Elden Ring in that exaggerated gasping-moaning way as a joke for whenever something incredible or really sucky happened. It became a force of habit, for memes with my brother and some other friends.
Anyways I was with my girlfriend and we were having sex, and when I reached the climax, I instant connected the way the Elden Ring Guy said Elden Ring to the moan sounds and I kinda scream-moaned Elden Ring when I finished. She looked at me super weird (she doesn’t play video games at all) and left early. Did I mess up really bad? And if possible, how do I recover?
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
