Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
Lately (M27)my (M7)son has been in love with these "Skibi Toilet" things. He constantly asks me for robux just for the Skibi Toilet games he plays. He is quite literally infatuated with it. I think it is doing something to him, someone help me make him stop. I've even put a time limit on his IPad, and it's to the point where he somehow gets around the limit. JUST FOR SKIBI TOILET. I have been getting calls recently by my bank for fraudulent activity. Turns out it's just robux for his skibi toilet games. He has already spent over 50 dollars on these games and I don't think he's gonna stop. He already has my credit card memorized and I don't know how. I DON'T EVEN HAVE MY OWN CARD MEMORIZED, BUT A 7 YEAR OLD DOES! Someone please help me or tell me a way to get him to stop.
be me
21
super straight male
get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole
actually kinda enjoy it
half way through person on the other side moans
it's a guy's moan
realize ive been sucking a man's cock this entire time
mfw
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
I gotta share this weird thing that happened in class today. I had this hilarious idea to play the Soviet Union anthem at full volume during our history class. But guess what? No one even cracked a smile. It was like a ghost town in there.
I truely don't get it. Personally I thought the timing was genius because we were covering the Cold War and stuff. But now I'm left wondering what went wrong and why nobody thought it was funny.
I understand that comedy is subjective and not everyone is into this dark/edgy type of humor but it was honestly mind-boggling to see how nobody seemed to understand the punchline.
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry mods,
It is a music of redditors,
Willing to fight against the odds!
When the beating of the drums,
Matching the tapping of your keys,
There is a fight about to start,
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The copypasta was from a response by the EA Community Team on Reddit towards another person’s post on the aggressive monetization in Star Wars: Battlefront. During that time, the game was one of the most hyped entries of the year as it was a new IP set in the Star Wars universe and developed by DICE the developers behind the Battlefield series. However, many players were left angry and disappointed when iconic character such as Darth Vader are gated behind expensive paywalls or extremely grindy progression system.
Hence someone made a post criticizing EA which lead to the “sense of pride and accomplishment” response and the drama ensued.
