Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
Ok so on one hand, she keyed my car and ripped up my chem homework. And then there's the time she recorded a video of her friends yelling at me until I started crying. She also constantly slaps me in the face. On the other hand, she's really attractive.
I'm just so confused. I don't know if she's playing hard to get or if she genuinely doesn't like me. I'm not sure if I should try to pursue her or just move on. I mean, I know I should let her actions affect my decision, but she is really attractive.
I'm 19 years old and my mom still breastfeeds me everyday. She doesn't really have milk or anything anymore, but everyday around 8pm, we snuggle and I suckle for 1-2 hours before she goes to bed. It's always been this way, and I see nothing weird about it. I know it's supposed to be some weird thing so I can't talk about in public.
It is a beautiful feeling and a beautiful experience. It doesn't get overly sexual, it's just two humans bonding and I wish society was more accepting of these types of things.
So i (27M) and my gf (27F) had have a wonderful relationship for 4 years. Recently though, Me and my friends decided to watch gay porn for the fuck of it, To our surprise when we saw thick thighed and big ass femboys lathered with oil wearing kawaii anime cosplay, we began furiously masterbating. Cum was flying all over the place some landed in my mouth but i swallowed it. When we finished it smelled like dirty and smelly cum. I was so fucking horny i asked my friend (70M) to cosplay venti, which he happily obliged. The next day we went to his house, what we saw so fucking hot we didnt even wait for a second we all sprinted to him and bukkaked his ass. I grabbed his sissy ponytail while complimenting how tight his ass was. He was so fucking hot while cosplaying venti. We creampied his fucking sissy ass, it was so fucking hot. Unfortunately my GF soon found out about this and threw a tantrum about how she was supposed to propose to me tomorrow. What can i do if femboys are so delectable? So reddit Am i the asshole?
I went to the supermarket earlier today, to buy some cheese and bacon, you know? So I went up to the girl working there and she said: "Good morning, how can I help you?"
I couldn't believe this naughty bitch was offering herself to me at 7 am, but I managed to keep myself calm and said: "Good morning. I want 300g of mozzarella cheese and 300g of bacon please."
She started working on my order, and after a while she came to me and said "Sir, I acidentally put 350g of cheese instead of 300g. Can I leave it or do you want me to take some off?"
Holy fucking shit. I couldn't believe what this cum-addicted slut just said. She knew I only wanted 300g of cheese, but instead of giving me what I asked for she decided to try to have sex with me. I'm gonna explain it to you: what's the difference between 300g and 350g of cheese? That's right, 50 grams. What else has 50 grams? Yes, that's the average weight of a condom packaging, and also the average amount of sperm expelled during a sexual act. And worst of all, do you know which sentence has 50 letters? "Oh daddy please destroy my pussy and cum in my little slut ass".
I was shocked at the audacity of this whore, but I was better than this. I told her to take a little bit of cheese off, and she said: "is 308g alright sir?" I was shaking and sharting at this point. I couldn't believe she was humiliating herself like this. Do you know what has 8 letters? "I love you". But I didn't love her, I didn't love this attention deprived thot back. So I just said: "I'm not going to give in to your schemes. You should value yourself more, you are better than this".
As I was paying for my products at the cashier I could hear a great commotion, and I saw that the girl and all the other female employees were crying in unison. I left the supermarket knowing that I did the right thing.
Hey guys I am homeless and have $7.52 to my name but I saw BF2042 on sale for $58.99 in my local GameStop (I sleep behind there) and I’m sure I can borrow some money from my buddy Slick Rick. I heard that the new updates make it really playable so should I get it? I’m thinking I could hook it up to the CC TV at my local police department or possible steal a television and GameStationBoy 3.
The last game I played was Tetris so I’m looking to upgrade.
Thanks
I need help. I've been with this girl for about 5 months now. Everything was fine up until she started doing this thing called "Post Nut Shitting"
I'm not fucking kidding. I wish I was. Every time we do anything, she tells me "It is time for my post nut shit", smiles to herself, gets up, and goes to the bathroom. And look, I know girls usually pee or whatever after sex because its reduces the chance of an infection or something (reddit dont crucify me if im wrong thats just how I remember it) but she makes it clear she is shitting in there. She even makes comments afterwards. If we have sex multiple times she will sit in the bathroom after each time for up to 15 minutes doing god knows what (Cant be shitting, this is her 3rd time in there?). I honestly have no idea where this comes from. I stopped laughing at it the second or so time shes done this. It has become a consistent thing now and it honestly is grossing me out, especially since now I cant even fuck her without thinking about her stupid fucking post nut shit.
How the hell do I even begin to talk to her about this. Is this a fucking meme or something??
Edit : Is this a tiktok trend or something? Someone said their GF apparently does this too.
