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Fuck your /s

    Fuck your /s
    byu/hikeyourownhike42069 incopypasta
    Fuck your /s

Oh, you’re one of those Redditors who still uses "/s"? Jesus Christ, how fucking pathetic. Redditors and their obsession with "/s" is peak internet idiocy. It’s like they think they’re doing everyone a favor by spoon-feeding sarcasm to a community that prides itself on being "clever" and "witty," while clearly proving the opposite. You’d think in a place full of self-proclaimed intellectuals, they could handle a joke without needing training wheels. But no, on Reddit, "/s" is practically a rite of passage, like some badge of honor for people too afraid that their half-baked attempt at humor will go over the heads of the chronically clueless masses.

Honestly, if you’re slapping "/s" at the end of your comment to make sure your brilliant sarcasm doesn’t go over everyone’s heads, maybe you should just stop trying. Your sarcasm isn’t clever, it’s basic. Putting "/s" at the end of your weak joke is like slapping a warning label on a box of matches—yeah, we get it, no need to insult everyone’s intelligence by making it obvious. Or, wait… maybe you’re right. Maybe you should assume everyone here is too stupid to get it without an explanation, since Reddit is filled with people who think upvotes are an indicator of wit.

What’s worse is that you’re so desperate for validation that you can't even let a sarcastic comment stand on its own without fearing the wrath of some clueless downvoters. God forbid someone actually misinterprets your hilarious attempt at sarcasm and tanks your precious Reddit karma, right? You’re so fucking terrified of getting downvoted that you’ve neutered your own humor with a goddamn warning label. It’s embarrassing.

And really, what kind of moron can’t recognize sarcasm without a flashing neon sign telling them, “Hey, this is a joke! /s”? If you’re catering to people that fucking stupid, you might as well stop trying. Or maybe you're right—maybe most Redditors really are that dense, and you’ve got to hand-feed them every little joke like they're drooling toddlers who can’t figure out how humor works.

So yeah, keep using "/s" if you want to keep coddling the lowest common denominator. Just know it makes you look like a total coward, afraid to let your words stand on their own. Grow a fucking spine and learn to craft sarcasm that doesn’t need a disclaimer, or just admit that your jokes are as limp and half-assed as the rest of your weak Reddit shitposts.

    Enjoy your downlike 👎 you deserve it.

      Maybe that sh*t flies on real 4chan, but here in reddit you cant just go around trolling ppl, thats not the reddit way! Enjoy your downlike 👎 you deserve it.

Edit: im just trying to restore reddit and y'all blast me with downlikes? What the heck?!

      I just found out my wifes boyfriend is a Trump supporter, unsure on what to do

        I just found out my wifes boyfriend is a Trump supporter, unsure on what to do
        byu/RedditRetardFinder inaustincirclejerk
        I just found out my wife's boyfriend is a Trump supporter and I’m devastated

I don’t even know how to process this right now.

Last night, during our usual Thursday dinner (me, my wife, her boyfriend) the unthinkable happened. We were all sipping kombucha and discussing The Handmaid’s Tale when my wifes bf suddenly said, and I quote:

“I actually think Trump had some good economic policies.”

I choked on my Beyond Meat quinoa wrap. I looked at my wife. She looked at me. I looked at Kyle like he had just farted in a Whole Foods. It was chaos.

This is a man who regularly sleeps with my wife in our ethically-shared king-sized bed. This is a man who has played Animal Crossing on my Switch. This is a man I trusted to water my succulents when I was at my yoga retreat in Tulum. And he… votes red?

I feel sick.

I immediately asked him to leave and told my wife we need to reevaluate our relationship boundaries. She said I was “overreacting” and that “everyone’s entitled to their opinion.” I reminded her that some opinions lead to fascism.

I’ve since saged the apartment, unfollowed Kyle on Goodreads, and submitted a formal complaint to our polycule council. I also threw out his beard oil (non-vegan anyway) and replaced it with a copy of The Communist Manifesto in case he decides to self-reflect.

I guess I just needed to get this off my chest. I feel like I’ve been cheated on. . EDIT: Yes, I own Funko Pops. That doesn’t make this less serious.

        [Tarkov] How do I stop people from using my gym?

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          I’m not playing this wipe so my hideout is still up. My friends keep going to my hideout to use my gym without my consent. They’re also making fun of the guns I have on my weapon display wall. They keep sending screenshots and making fun of me and my “gooner” posters. Please tell me how I can stop people from going to my hideout.

          I’m a lawyer and I ran a background check and this belongs to a small builder/politician connect in Navi Mumbai/Ghansoli

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            Its a comment by u/SureSplit debunking a person’s self made claim on r/Indian_flex. The original response had been edited out to protect the person’s privacy but not before becoming a meme.

            I'm a lawyer and I ran a background check and this belongs to a small builder/politician connect in Navi Mumbai/Ghansoli. I tried all combinations of RTO codes with MH_0001 and found it. This isn't a flex when it's daddy's money. If you want, I can write down all the details including DIN (director identification number) along with the entities owned by you and your family, but I won't do that to protect your privacy. People here are competing with your dad, not you. Let your dad flex this one or probably not, as it's black money stolen from public.

And from today, start calling everyone in this sub "daddy" because that's the league you're in, little boy. Next post with your own super car? You can't even buy your own lunch junior.