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How to grind my junk (respectfully) on a ladies trunk?

    How to grind my junk (respectfully) on a ladies trunk?
    byu/Bitter_Shape7937 inaves
    How to grind my junk (respectfully) on a ladies trunk?

So I go to raves solo fairly often, as I’m Pringle, but I like to get down and I shake my little ass all night. Ironically though I’m very shy and I give people a wide berth most times. However, every now and then a slick lil mama will sort of position herself near me, like right on me sort of egging me on, like her friends will be behind me and say “I know you want to(?) and when I just keep to myself she moves away and laughs with her friends about how I’m a pussy that wouldn’t go for it. So how can I make that leap? I don’t wanna be all “umm excuse me miss, you seem to be very near my penis” but I also don’t wanna be out here grabbing cat. So tell me, how can I be smooth with it?

Edit: For more context, last night was a dubstep show and at one point a pit opened up and one of the ladies that was kind of dancing on me from before picked me out from across the pit and full on tackled me! I thought “oh my goodness what are these feelings? Who is this person? I love you” and then the pit closed and she was gone :( what then, huh??

Edit edit: if girl from rave last night is reading this…flutters eyelashes blows kiss

    I don’t know why, but when you play Captain America, it feels like you’re actually in the game as him.

      A long description on how it genuinely feels to play as the Captain
      byu/Organic-Pineapple-86 inmarvelrivals
      I don’t know why, but when you play Captain America, it feels like you’re actually in the game as him. You don’t “play” as the Captain, it becomes your lifestyle, a full time career with no breaks.

It feels like you instantly become the most dedicated player in the lobby. It isn’t about the ranks, battle passes, and cosmetics at all, it’s about the message.

Each shield toss isn’t just a move, it’s an oath! Every block, is a stand for morality! Every charge signifies an unyielding dedication to truth, freedom, and pure justice… of punching your enemy supports in the face nonstop!

When there’s a Captain on the enemy team (and a good one at that) forget about getting healed, because we have one mission: To harass the enemy supports at all costs! You might be spamming your ping for heals all game, but your supports are too busy getting abused by the walking embodiment of freedom and justice!

Last but not least: The grind. Captain America mains work very hard for their kills. Every elimination involves calculated effort, determination, and sheer willpower of American determination. Which is why the community came up with what is called “Capflation.” A special economic system where every stat is tripled in numbers, so if you go 11-2 with the Captain, that’s 33-2, since their elimination required more sweat and patriotism more than everyone in the lobby.

TL;DR: At the end of the day, this is what makes Captain America mains the most dedicated players in Marvel Rivals! This isn’t just a “character/hero” to us. It’s a lifestyle! (Glaze over)

      To the daughter of the woman I hooked up with last night

        To the daughter of the woman I hooked up with last night
        byu/uiuc_motherfuckr inUIUC

        Part of a series of college/university copypasta that started from Reddit.

        To the daughter of the woman I hooked up with last night 

I met her at Lion and she told me you were a sophomore studying plant biotechnology and she said you brought her out to have fun but then abandoned her to talk to “some redheaded beanpole.”

Was really uncool of you to leave your mom alone like that especially since she doesnt even drink. Dunno why you would take her to Lion in the first place. just wanted to let you know I took care of her and that she’s really sweet and you should be more grateful for her.

Edit: Guys we’ve been texting and I got her recipe for sweet potato casserole. Made it for dinner today and TBH it’s even better than the sex

        Virginia Tech

        To the daughter of the woman I hooked up with last night 

I met her at TOTS Saturday night and she told me you were a sophomore studying neuro and she said you brought her out to have fun but then abandoned her to talk to “some redheaded beanpole.”

Was really uncool of you to leave your mom alone like that especially since she doesnt even drink. Dunno why you would take her to TOTS in the first place. just wanted to let you know I took care of her and that she’s really sweet and you should be more grateful for her.

        University of South Florida

        I met her at the Ivy Saturday night and she told me you were a sophomore studying neuro and she said you brought her out to have fun but then abandoned her to talk to “some redheaded beanpole.”

Was really uncool of you to leave your mom alone like that especially since she doesnt even drink. Dunno why you would take her to the Ivy in the first place. just wanted to let you know I took care of her and that she’s really sweet and you should be more grateful for her.

        As an individual with ADHD (and other neurodivergence), I am absolutely HYPNOTIZED by Kendrick’s latest songs

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          As an individual with ADHD (and other neurodivergence), I am absolutely HYPNOTIZED by Kendrick's latest songs, especially euphoria. The way he speaks/enunciates is just pure Mind Medicine. 

The enunciation, diction, syntax... it massages my brain something fierce!

Kendrick's wordplay and lyrical abilities are literally undeniable, he has a damn Pulitzer. I already knew I very much loved the intellectual layers in his music and the way the wordplay engages my mind while the beat engages dat booty. I look like I'm being attacked by a swarm of invisible bees while in the midst of a gran mal seizure but that is neither here nor there.

What is here and there and everywhere in my brain is the way he pronounces his "T's" in

Yeah, fuck all that pushin' P, let me see you push a T
You better off spinnin' again on him, you think about pushin' me
He's Terrence Thornton, I'm Terence Crawford, yeah, I'm whoopin' feet

And way he lowered his voice on whoopin' feet.
And the way he says YNW Melly.
And the way he says "Gunna Wunna look like a saint."

I can't stop listening. Just pure, straight up mental medicine.

Anyone catch my vibes? Any lines in particular in any of his songs that really strike a chord and soothe your brain?
          To be Fair, You Have to Have a Very High IQ to Understand Kendrick Lamar.  As an individual with ADHD (and other neurodivergence), I am absolutely HYPNOTIZED by Kendrick's latest songs, especially euphoria. The way he speaks/ enunciates is just pure Mind Medicine. Discussion Join The enunciation, diction, syntax... it massages my brain something fierce! Kendrick's wordplay and lyrical abilities are literally undeniable, he has a damn Pulitzer. I already knew I very much loved the intellectual layers in his music and the way the wordplay engages my mind while the beat engages dat booty. I look like I'm being attacked by a swarm of invisible bees while in the midst of a gran mal seizure but that is neither here nor there. What is here and there and everywhere in my brain is the way he pronounces his "T's" in Yeah, fuck all that pushin' P, let me see you push a T You better off spinnin' again on him, you think about pushin' me He's Terrence Thornton, I'm Terence Crawford, yeah, I'm whoopin' feet And way he lowered his voice on whoopin' feet. And the way he says YNW Melly. And the way he says "Gunna Wunna look like a saint." I can't stop listening. Just pure, straight up mental medicine Anyone catch my vibes? Any lines in particular in any of his songs that really strike a chord and soothe your brain?

          The Severance world is surrealist. Understanding this very basic fact is imperative to understanding the show.

            You won't understand the show if you don't understand this basic fact.
            by inseverence
            The Severance world is surrealist. It's odd, fantastic, dreamlike, even nightmarish. There are elements that are bizarre, kafkaesque. There are elements of magical realism. Things just are the way they are because that is the nature of this world. It's familiar and similar to our world but it's askew. It is not our world. People talk of plausibilities forgetting that a hill covered in goats in an office building would not have been considered plausible yet there it is. Too many people seem not to realize they are walking through a funhouse mirror maze, a Twilight Zone reality, not your own reality. Understanding this very basic fact is imperative to understanding the show.

            I came out to my mom and she asked me why i want to suck dick

              I came out to my mom and she asked me why i want to suck dick 😭
              byu/ekjj_the_real inwordington
              I came out to my mom and she asked me why i want to suck dick 😭

I told my mom I am gay and she said, " So you like sucking dicks now?" Honestly i was a bit taken aback. I kinda expected it for her not to take it well but her being so explicit just threw me off a little. I explained to her it didnt matter, I am gay and I just like men and then she cut me off and said "No son of mine is going to put a mans cock in his mouth" and i just burst out crying and she just left the room. ):