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Ferro vs purple/yellow guns

    By u/Skolary, its an Arc Raiders story of how the Ferro beats other higher tier weapons and how players are misled into thinking the purple/yellow outline means they are good weapons.

    The purple/yellow lining fools the eye of the beholder into believing they’re going to demolish whatever walks across their path.

They get this premonition in their mind, they cannot die with this loadout. For 2 reasons:

(1) This is a purple gun, whoever they come up against stands no chance

(2) If they die with this thing, it’s going to set them back into the Bronze Age.

So they bring this gun they’re not/barely familiar with into raid. They gun down a hornet, maybe a wasp. And the thing already isn’t downing Arc in less than a millisecond, and the feelings are rusty already.

They start getting comfy, and suddenly get piped by a Ferro shot out of absolutely nowhere.

And you might as well call it a raid after this, throw all quick tactical thinking out the back door. And insert, ”I cannot die with this thing. I cannot with this thing. I can. Not. Die..”

They decide to take a Ferro one on one, long range.. and they’re sadly mistaken. ”How could this happen? It’s a Ferro… it’s not supposed to do anything better than my.. my preciousess..”

They either run, or keep at it until their shield breaks. Keep peeking on a guy who has one of the best weapons for that range. Believing their little purple item should dominate at everything. Ever.

So much so, that it should’ve also had the ability to have them absorb Ferro shots on top of being a gun.

After making a series of irrational decisions, brought on by an irrational belief that this weapon is milestones better than all others. When in reality, it’s fractions at best.. and it’s still not going to out perform anything outside of its range of power.

The Ferro goblin stands over the corpse, looting its pockets. And.. what’s this…

It’s so shiny. It’s so beautiful. My eyes have never.. my eyes..

My precious

    You were responsible for the holocaust, the Armenian genocide, WW2, the Korean war, the Vietnam War, 9/11, the Arab Spring…

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      byu/VisWare from discussion
      inNonCredibleDefense
      Maybe that's only because you were responsible for the holocaust, the Armenian genocide, WW2, the Korean war, the Vietnam War, 9/11, the Arab Spring, the Crusades, the Islamic invasion of Spain, you were also responsible for driving the Jews out of Israel in the first place,in fact the Egyptians did nothing wrong; it was you who was responsible for enslaving the Jews. You are secretly a scaly and one day while you were wearing your snake suit you tricked Eve and told her to eat the apple. You also killed Abel. You also lead the Mongol invasions of everywhere. And the Hun invasions. And the Mughal invasions of India. And the Viking invasions.You were the guy who started colonialism(only the invading part not the part where they provided technology and medicine to the natives). After you tested positive for Covid19, you spit on Native Americans, nearly driving them extinct. You also killed all the dinosaurs. You were also behind the Bronze age collapse. You single-handedly did the Triangular Slave Trade; hell you were the guy you bought the slaves from. You also beheaded a French teacher for disrespecting Mohammad, and blamed it on wholesome Muslimerinos. All the blood diamonds are produced by you. You were the guy who cut Congolese workers hands off because they did not meet your supply. You chased Kyyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha with a skateboard and beat him up and snatched his rifle, and used it to kill Jacob Blake. During the BLM protests you were the one who looted and burned all the stores. Even during the Charolletsville incident, they were all shadow-clones of you. You did Pearl Harbor and bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. You were the mastermind of the Holodomor, the Great Leap Forward, East Germany and every time a tankie screams "It was not real communism", you were involved. You grilled the last dodo. You shoot Palestinian kids for fun and shoot missiles at Israeli civilians. You were the guy who killed all those Rohingyas, and Uyghurs. You were also involved the current Hong Kong situation; so much involved that you were the one who sold opium to the Chinese. The Irish potato famine, Africa, the Bengal Famine; all because of you. You commit human rights violations on North Korean citizens everyday. Al Qaeda, Mujaheddin, Boko-Haram, Taliban; YOU. You also killed the prophet of the wholesome 100 Muslimerinos, Sulemani; in a missile strike. You also did the Rape of Nanjing and it was you who ordered and supplied all the Korean comfort women. You personally snitched on Anne Frank to you. The Jim Crow laws were passed by you, as well as the war on drugs. The partition of India was your fault, as well as the resulting Kashmir issue. You also starred in the Cuban missile crisis and started the cold war. During the Russian Revolution, the peasants understood that Nikolai II's family was innocent, and would offer them a chance to leave, but you massacred them. You tried your best but failed in preventing the American and French Revolutions, but you got back at them by causing the Reign of Terror. You tortured Louis XVI's son and forced him into saying that he had sex with his mother and aunt, and promptly guillotined them. You invented pineapple-pizza and Tofu-Chicken. You were the guy who snitched on Alan Turing, revealing that he was gay. The judge felt that such a respected professor could be sent away with a slap on the wrist, but you rigged the jury and sentenced him to hormonal therapy. You rigged the New York Stock Exchange and caused the great depression. In the town of Waco, you raped a woman, blamed it on a black man and lynched him by burning him alive. You were the leader of the Khmer Rouge and wrote the plot for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Despite making up only 3.0211238398812703164724804575659e-7 % of the population you commit 100% of the crimes. You also were the dictator of Uganda. You regularly kill journalists and opposition leaders in Russia. You were behind Princess Diana's car crash. You fucked a monkey and started the AIDS pandemic. You started coronavirus and ebola and the Black Death and the Spanish flu and the Bubonic plague and the syphillis outbreak and the Trojan war and the Bush war and the fall of Rome and the Dark Ages. After taking a dump, you leave your toilet paper like this. You burned down the Notre Dame, and knelled on George Floyds neck. You also were the guy who sold drugs to George Floyd. You are the reason I am the only person in my class who doesn't have a girlfriend. You are the reason why the Armenia Azerbaijan crisis is even there.

      Bro, you’re so like me, just a little bit cooler. You understand, maybe we were meant to be together.

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        byu/TrenSetterrrr from discussion
        inmoreplatesmoredates
        Bro, you're so like me, just a little bit cooler. You understand, maybe we were meant to be together. Just think about it, If you were a woman we'd definitely have sex together, watch horror movies, play videogames together, and philosophize about life and stuff. Well, let's drop the bar to femboy. Well, yknow, It doesn't matter if you're man or woman. So think about it.

        This nigga has no digestion

          This nigga has no digestion
          byu/iamapersonmf inplayboicarti
           This nigga has no digestion 

Bro this nigga in my dorm is fkn insane he does not shitt like a human. He straight up drops raw fukn food Like what the fuck is this guys stomach doing. Vacation. Lazy ass acid more like assid NIGGA. I walk into the stall and it is like a farmers market display, like bitch you might as well spread your asscheeks for show nigga. Rice. Corn. Veggies. All still there like they just came out the bag
Zero processing. Zero digestion. just raw ass ingredients The toilet tries to flush and just gives up. Nigga WAKE UP

It does the sad little swirl then quits like fuck it you deal with this. So in the morning I open the door and boom whole produce aisle chilling in the bowl NIGGA FUCK YO BOWEL

This nigga is basically running a compost facility in our bathroom FUCK.THIS 🖕

          For sure. No one is asking you to be banned from the game, just saying that it’s a little insight into your personal character.

            A Redditor gave their opinion on the type of person who betrays other players they’ve befriended in Arc Raiders.

            For sure. No one is asking you to be banned from the game, just saying that it's a little insight into your personal character. If manipulating another human you convinced you were friends with doesn't bother you, you have less empathy than most people. Not calling you a psychopath, but just that a lot of people (myself included) couldn't bring myself to do that because it just seems too cruel.

Interestingly enough, I play with a group of socialist trade unionists and all of them are strictly against manipulation or shooting on sight (unless the person is particularly suspicious). I think that says a lot about how your personality in a game is reflective of your real world beliefs. Go play with a MAGA group and I guarantee the situation will be different.

            PSA on “Indy” vs “Indiana”

              PSA on “Indy” vs “Indiana”
              byu/Rare_Bit5844 inCFB
              I continue to see this come up with us being talked about more. Wanted to clear things up.

INDY ≠ INDIANA UNIVERSITY

It’s the same as calling Penn State “Penn”, Ohio State “Ohio”, Michigan “Big Blue”, the city of Pittsburgh “Pitt”. You’re talking about something else.

When you say “Indy” you are referring to one of maybe 9 things, nearly all pertaining to the city of Indianapolis:

    Indy = Indianapolis (City)

    Indy = Indianapolis Colts (Indianapolis NFL Team)

    Indy = Indiana Pacers (Indianapolis NBA Team)

    Indy = Indycar (Racing Series)

    Indy = Indy 500 (Race at Indianapolis Motor Speedway)

    Indy = Indiana Fever (Indianapolis WNBA Team)

    Indy = Indy Eleven (Indianapolis USL Team)

    Indy = Indy Fuel (Indianapolis ECHL Team)

    Indy = Indiana Jones (Fictional Character)

Indy does NOT mean Indiana University.

If you need something shorter than the four syllables of “Indiana” to say, there’s “IU” or “Hoosiers”.

We are not a racing series, an NFL franchise, a city, or Harrison Ford with a hat and a whip.