Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
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byu/MayaAlex from discussion
inwhatisitcirclejerk
When I was 6 my grandpa used to plant Whore Plants in our garden. My favorite species was the Malus Puella variety next to Femina Sordida. Such amazing plants
I miss those days pickin' whores off the hoevines. We used to squeeze the ripest ones until they popped into a deep red paste we called Whore jelly.
Man I miss a good ole southern Slutnut Butter & Whore Jelly sammich š¢Comment
byu/Darukutsu from discussion
inlinuxmemes
A woman I work with whom I really like won't date me because I use Firefox.
Apparently, her ex boyfriend was on the down-low and banging dudes behind her back. She had no idea that her boyfriend was bi or gay.
The way she found out is when she opened his laptop and Firefox was already opened up to a gay hookup site (probably Grinder?). She now thinks Firefox is some type of browser for men that like men.
I met this woman though work, and one of the first things she asked me when I was able to convince her to go to lunch with me (once) is what browser am I using. She got really quiet when I said Firefox.
She messaged me later to explain all the aforementioned stuff about her ex, and that Firefox is a huge issue for her.
I don't really know how to get her to believe that I'm 100% straight even though I use Firefox. I thought about bringing my personal laptop to work with hetero porn open in Firefox, but the risk of getting caught and losing my job is too great.
Thoughts?
Limbo was actually based on a true story. In 1927 a man named Lim Bao was captured in the chinese civil war, and was convicted to serve as a locksmith for the entirety of his life. People hated him so much that he eventually began to color and purposefully ruin the keys he has made, forcing people to guess which key is the one that actually works.
I am the only one with media literacy
byu/Idioteque131313 inCharacterRant
Itās come to my attention that people may have ātakesā on a show I like. And to my professional dissatisfaction (as in, I am professionally, perpetually dissatisfied), I canāt help but be agog at your slack-jawed stupidity. Do you not think before you post? Are you incapable of looking up from your phones to comprehend whatās happening on screen? This simply cannot stand anymore, and so I must make one. A stand, I mean.
You, yes, YOU. You lack media literacy. Itās endemic to our TikTok brainrot culture, sure, but you need to step up and accept your part in it. That take you think you have? Donāt even bother engaging in good faith with it. Itās just wrong, youāre wrong for having it. Have you tried reading a book? āB-O-O-K,ā BOOK. Or if not that, perhaps you could watch something other than your typical shonen to help you with that mold clogging up your cognitive capabilities. Try something that makes you think next time. Like Chainsaw Man.
I might hear you say āoh, but we should at least talk things out and have good-natured debateā, but have you considered that youāre dumb? Why should I lower myself to your level when I can call you dumb? But Iām not actually calling you dumb, see, donāt get mad. Iām calling you media illiterate. That makes me sound smart. Me smart, you dumb. Get it, caveman?
So donāt even bother posting any of your takes, your shipping ideas, your critiques, your fan remakes. I, and everyone who agrees with me, have media literacy. So go educate yourself on some culture before you deign to stink up my Hazbin Hotel subreddit.
A redditor had a crashout after Jagex nerfed the XP rates for Sailing describing it as being permanently left behind.
All that talk about āthe golden ageā and āyour time mattersā just went straight out the window.
This update has shown that my timeāand a lot of other playersā timeāis not equal.
āLetās release a huge new skill right in the middle of the holiday season for our main playerbase. Couldnāt log in because you were with family? Too badāenjoy being permanently behind while anyone who no-lifed it hits endgame.ā
And now weāre watching XP rates go down and drop rates go up after those players already cashed in.
As usual, the rich get richer. All the joy and hype I had for this skill just got ripped out from under me. Time to dock my ship and go back to the normal slayer grind. Might even raise my cannon with everyone else.
Signed,
A former Sailing doubter who became a full supporterā¦
and knew it was too good to be true
EDIT:I want to clear this up my main frustration is not regarding gp or anything else. Itās the fact of the timing of this nerf and years of development. Then to nerf it this hard this long after release is ridiculous.
SECOND EDIT: I completely understand the nerfing of the crystal(honestly donāt understand how that passed testing). Itās the nerfing of the salvaging and only a small increase to a method that isnāt used and probably will not be used for higher levels(I can be proven wrong). This game has always been about polling and this seems like we donāt have a say and are being told to like it. This is a slope that feels a lot like when EOC came out and we were told thereās no going back. If this can happen for this then whatās next?I played undertale music when I first tried to have sex
byu/I_AM_A_CHAD_ insadcringe
I played undertale music when I first tried to have sex
I feel like this is sad cringe.
I was like 19 at the time and I was dating this girl and she came home from college to visit her family but stopped at my place first because my parents weren't home. When she got there we started making out n stuff and she was like "let's take a shower together"
I had been dating her for like two weeks and everything was all good. I was a virgin and I got really excited.
We got in the shower n started kissing n stuff and she told me to put on music and since I'm a pathetic nerd I only listen to video game music. So I put on undertale music because it made me feel really good and I was hyped and I wasn't thinking about it at all.
We started kissing and she seemed fine with it at first because we were juet in the moment. And then when things started to heat up the temmie shop music came on and that was it, over, done so. She stopped kissing me and said something like "is this a joke to you"
And I wa.slike wtf no I'm sorry it's just a dumb song ghat came on and I tried to change it and the asriel boss music came on and at that point she was really turned off and asked if.we could get out of the shower. She went into my bedroom to dry off with the towel that we were sharing so I was standing in the shower cold holding my phone with the undertale song paused halfway through.
She left after that and just ghosted me because she thought I was so weird and she texted me once happy birthday and I couldn't bring myself to respond because I felt so fucking weird and I can't even listen to the undertale music any.ore because it just reminds me of that. I literally lay awake at night wondering what would have happened if I just had asked.her for a song suggestion or something and cringe internally.