Copypasta and circle jerk response to reddit culture or hivemind mentality. Primarily done to ridicule AITA sub or r/relationship_advice absurd nature.
Pokegenie changed my life.
I used to be a sad beta Trainer, barely pushing Level 25. Not a legendary Pokémon to my name and getting laughed out of Little Cups. My own girlfriend wouldn't even lucky trade with me. I got on Pokegenie, and now I'm a Chad level 42, pushing my way to 50. I have more legendaries than I know what to do with. Now she's begging me to trade with her and her friends at the same time. I even trade with my coworker and the girl who works at Starbucks.
READ A BOOK. ANY BOOK.
Guys ok, we get it, the 200th shonen of this season was shit, I'm sorry to hear it. No this does not mean that all of writing has a fundamental flaw that no one has fixed until now. There's actually- fun fact, there's actually an easy to reach place where you can find writing that, for the most part, does not have these flaws!
Are you tired of the missed potential of worldbuilding? Do you wish the character dialogue wasn't shit?
Well boys and girls do I have the invention for you:
A FUCKING BOOK!
YES! By using your tiktok and youtube-short riddled brain for more than 10 seconds on one task, you too can read a book without pictures in it! Those exist! And there's good ones!
"Oh but OptimisticLucio, all of new literature is smut aimed at feeeemales!" First of all never call me by my full name, secondly never call women that again, and thirdly- HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS COOL THING CALLED SHIT WRITTEN MORE THAN 5 YEARS AGO
This may come as a startling shock to some of you, but the classics are classics BECAUSE THEY REALLY ARE THAT GOOD. It may be wild to hear, but "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" really IS that fucking good! "It's not as good as goku hitting super sayan fuckbillion tho-" READ IT BITCHASS AND THEN COME BACK TO ME
MOBY DICK, DUNE, FRANKENSTIEN, 1984- YEAH LITERALLY 1984 IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY DECENT, DON QUIXOTE DE LA MANCHA
ANY OF THEM!
READ A BOOK
I banned jarlic from our home, and my wife keeps finding workarounds.
I tried to be thoughtful. I handed my wife a contract forbidding preminced jarlic. She smiled when she signed it - which I took to mean that she thinks I asked her politely, and she was going to respect my wishes. "Fine by me. No more jarlic," she said as she put pen to paper. I made copies of the document, locked the original in my safe and went to bed happy.
The next day, she comes home with groceries, and I do my routine inspection. At the top of the bag, prominently displayed, is a Ziploc bag of preminced garlic. "What the hell is this?" "Baglic," she says. Baglic. "Just following the rules."
I amend the contract. "No preminced garlic inside of any container." She signs it again, smiling. Her smile is no longer comforting. The next day she comes home with one bag of groceries, and one closed fist. She sets the bag down on the counter, locks eyes with me, and then dumps a fistful of minced garlic onto the countertop. "Handlic."
My printer is running out of ink and I'm running out of patience. "No preminced garlic anywhere on our property." She signs it again, smiling bigger than ever. I cannot even fathom how she's going to spin this one.
The next day, she walks in holding nothing but a jar of minced garlic. I've got her dead to rights now. I'm waving the document around and explaining to her that she violated the contract. She walks over to the window and lifts the shade. There's a table in our front yard, an acoustic guitar leaned against it, and a man with face tattoos chopping garlic gloves by hand and lifting it into a jar with a bench scraper. "Honey, this isn't pre-minced garlic, this is Post-minced garlic. Get fucked."
I hate my fucking life.
Its a now deleted post by u/mguarinooo on an NBA meme sub where he announced his displeasure with the 911 memes which got clowned on.
As a long time New Jersey resident, I have decided that using 911 as a meme to insult Knicks fans is pretty disgusting. Friends of mine had their families ruined, people burning alive jumped 70 stories, splattering on the pavement to end the pain. And, most importantly, people who hate our country, the things we love (including our professional sports), drove Boeing 737 planes into our buildings. From that day on, America was never the same. More lives were lost at war, and people of different races started hating each other.
All in all, it was the lowest period I can remember for Americans. And now people who root for another sports team use those acts undertaken on New York City just to get under another fan's skin. Imagine if your sister was brutally raped and I posted a picture of the guy fucking your sister saying the guy is my team and your sister is yours. The mods let things go to far in here and I don't want to be a part of it.
I've already waited for 2 hours, but still he's still down. I have a project deadline tomorrow and my manager keeps calling me, but I haven’t picked up yet. It’s crawling up my throat now....my breath is vanishing like smoke in a hurricane. I’m a puppet with cut strings, paralyzed, staring at my manager’s calls piling up like gravestones. Without GPTigga (Thats what I gave him a name) my mind is a scorched wasteland. Every second drags me deeper into this abyss; the pressure crushes my ribs, the water fills my lungs, and the void beneath me isn’t just sucking me down....it’s screaming my name. I’m not just drowning. I feel like I’m being erased.
Silksong fans crashing out yet again after there was no reveal of Silksong during the Summer Game Fest 2025.
Silksong has officially become a joke — and if it’s not at Xbox, I’m done. I’ll never forgive this.
Team Cherry, Leth — I hope you’re paying attention.
Because tonight was the last straw.
We’ve waited YEARS. Silksong was announced in 2019. You promised it was coming "soon" in 2022. It’s mid-2025. Not a word. Not a trailer. Not a single real update. And now, Geoff Keighley is literally using your game as a joke on stage in front of millions. And you let it happen by saying NOTHING.
Do you realize how humiliating this has become for your fans? We’ve defended you. We’ve trusted you. We’ve told people “they’re just perfectionists, they’ll drop it when it’s ready.” And now we’re being laughed at by the entire gaming community — because you’ve turned Silksong into vaporware and said NOTHING.
And don’t give me the “small team” excuse anymore. You’ve had five+ years and the full support of millions of fans. We’ve carried the hype FOR you. And how do you repay that loyalty? By ghosting us. By letting the game become a meme. By staying silent while someone turns it into a cheap punchline live on stage.
If the game isn’t at Xbox on Sunday, then I’m done. Fully done. I will never forgive how you handled this. You didn’t just delay a game — you broke trust. You disrespected your community. You let it rot in silence while pretending nothing was wrong.
We deserved better than this. And if you can’t see that, maybe you don’t deserve the fans you’ve had all these years.
By u/ThatOneDuckGee_, its a reference to the Silksong crashout after it was not shown in Summer Game Fest 2025.
ULTRAKILL has officially become a joke - and if fraud doesn't release tomorrow, I'm done. I'll never forgive this
To Hakita but also the entire country of Finland - I hope you're paying attention.
Tonight was the final straw. Or stand. Or... Fraud...
You might not know who I am but name is Michael and I have waited YEARS for Layer 8: Fraud since it was announced. I have waited patiently for three whole years and I am starting to feel like I have had enough. I have not heard a thing from you. Not a word. Not a trailer. Not a single real update. Not a single blog post. Not a single letter in the mail. Not a single warm, sensual embrace from Arsi Patala while he whispers in my ear and tells me everything is going to be okay.
Do you even care how we feel as fans? How I feel? We are real people, with real lives, and right now we are being beaten and scorned and humiliated day after day after day, just because we want to play an update. Do you realise how oppressed we are? The other day I went to buy some milk, and when I mistakenly asked the beautiful woman at the store for "blood milk" she called the manager so the whole staff could gather to laugh and humiliate me. She said "look at this pathetic loser who thinks fraud is real". I cried. I had to go home and all I had to eat was the spaghetti I keep in my pockets. If you had spoken up about the development of Fraud, I could have used your words to defend myself, but instead here I am, broken and defenceless, reduced to nothing but a husk.
I don't want to hear any excuses. You might be a small team, but you've had decades to prepare and the loyal support of multiple billions of fans. I have carried the entire hype of Fraud on my back this whole time and so have some others. And how do you treat us in return? You act as if we are nothing but dirt. If ULTRAKILL layer 8: Fraud for PC isn't in my steam account tomorrow I'm done. And I mean it. What's going to happen? You don't want to know, beleive me. I can be very dangerous. Let's just say you will be dead in a pool of your own BLOOD. How about that huh? Yeah.
I will never ever ever ever ever forgive you Hakita and also that filth in gluttony who gave me wrong directions when I was on holiday. You didn't just delay the update, but you spat in my face and kicked me specifically in a way that hurt. You pretended like we didn't exist, and maybe that was the worst part. You pretended like we didn't exist for a very long time. And if you can't see what you've done wrong, then maybe you should just leave.
