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That’s 5 “h”s too much buddy and now you have two options presented before you

    That's 5 "h"s too much buddy and now you have two options presented before you. You can either correct your spelling and only have lost 1 downvote (mine that I just cast ;) or you can choose to leave your bastardized form of the English language on exhibition and get a few hundred downvotes. Since you only have 2k karma in 2 years on reddit I recommend you choose wisely 😉
    That's ✔ 5 🎄 "h"s 🕑🇹🅱 too much 🔥 buddy 👬 and now you 👈 have two 🥈2️⃣✌ options 👸🤽‍♀️ presented 🎁 before ⬅ you 👈. You 👉 can either 🚫 correct ✔ your 👉 spelling 🔡 and only have lost 💸 1 ❗ downvote ⬇👇 (mine ⛏💪 that I 👁 just cast 👋 ;) or you 👈 can choose 📝 to leave 🍃 your 👉 bastardized form 🐛 of the English 📚 language 🇪🇸 on 🔛 exhibition 🅰 and get 🔟 a few hundred 💯 downvotes ⬇. Since 👨 you 🍆👉 only have 2k 🤑 karma 👆 in 2 🕝 years 📅😬😢 on 🔛 reddit 💰 I 👁 recommend 😥😤 you 👈 choose 🤔👈 wisely 🙌 😉

    Ferdinand Marcos got corrupt to fuel his feet fetish

      Its the automod reply to “feet” in the r/2philippines4u subreddit.

      Alright. Here's my theory.

Ferdinand Marcos got corrupt to fuel his feet fetish. He is really into sniffing shoes, so when he found a woman willing to play along (Imelda) he let her pretty much control him (as he was into femdom as well). The only explanation for Imelda's absurd amount of shoes is that, she'd spend days without bathing to make her foot really stink then she'd try on each pair. FEM will then proceed to sniff. When Imelda has tried on enough pairs, she'd put them all in a row before her where marcos will smell all of them before getting to the "finish line" (Imelda's feet). FEM will then have his face stepped on.

This is a normal night at Malacañang.

      Fuck this subreddit

        Fuck this subreddit
        byu/Someguyiguessidk23 inshittydarksouls
        Fuck this subreddit

Unironically hoping for this subreddit to eventually get quarantined. After engaging with this sub long enough and even typing stuff here occasionally I have come to the conclusion that you all are hopeless.

Because there is no way you motherfuckers somehow manage to set the bar for Reddit even lower.

I mean seriously, this subreddit is full of mentally challenged individuals who shit on games they are supposed to like and mask it as some kind of "ragebait" (which nobody with a developed frontal lobe falls for).

Alternatively y'all just mask it as a "joke". WHAT FUCKING JOKE? Not a single "joke" I remember in this sub has any punchline, let alone a good one, it's just the unfiltered opinion of a person. How is that humor? This community is effectively people who want to be like the OkBuddy subreddits, but can't even figure out how to actually replicate their humor and irony.

And the worst part about this, most of you won't even read this and will just discard it because your attention spans are fucking pathetic or because you think I'm baiting, or turn it into a copypasta. But I genuinely advise you all to consider therapy, cause this behaviour is not normal.

Get help.

        So this is what r/whenthe has become?

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          So this is what r/whenthe has become? You give one thousand upvotes to a post that has no joke, no punchline? Just ranting about acurrent phenomenon paired with a relevant GIF? No offense to OP but this post should barely have fifty upvotes, much less a thousand. This is worse than r/memes ! At least r/memes tries (and fails) to be funny.

My problem lies not with this posts but the fact that every other post on r/whenthe is like this. Ranting about some internet bullshit or worse, something that happed in the OP's personal life. Am I your friend? Do you think I care? Where's the fucking punchline? It's either one of those stupid rants or something that I should be seeing when I turn on the TV. I'm not saying that those things shouldn't be joked about. God, no, on the contrary. But to joke about something, you kind of need a fucking joke.

This sub was founded off the back of those "slander" memes from 2021 that made fun of all manner of random subjects with, - "gasp" -actual jokes! The used hyperbole and other such tools to make something funny out of basic observational humor. If you are unfamiliar with them or just need a refresher on how to be funny, go back and watch them. For this sub's sake I hope you do.

          Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released copypasta

            Its a collection of every released Epstein Files and its connection to Trump.

            Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel have both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid

—————————other Trump information:

Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka

Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”

Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/

Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too! 
            AND

Reminder:

• ⁠Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’ to Ivanka When She Was 13 Years Old

• ⁠https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/07/trump-confesses-he-was-sexually-attracted-to-ivanka-when-she-was-13-year-old/

• ⁠Donald Trump called his own daughter a ‘voluptuous piece of a**’ in yet more lewd comments threatening to derail his White House bid

• ⁠https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1940073/donald-trump-called-his-own-daughter-a-voluptuous-piece-of-a-in-yet-more-lewd-comments-threatening-to-derail-his-white-house-bid

• ⁠Donald Trump Once Joked He and Ivanka Have “Sex” in Common

• ⁠https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/donald-trump-once-joked-he-ivanka-have-sex-common-941600/

• ⁠Trump’s lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book

• ⁠https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trumps-lewd-talk-about-daughter-ivanka-in-front-of-white-house-staff-recalled-in-new-book/

According to The New Republic, “’Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,’ Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.”

• ⁠"You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka

• ⁠https://www.salon.com/2024/05/07/you-remind-me-of-my-daughter-stormy-daniels-testifies-that-compared-her-to-ivanka/#:~:text=At%20one%20point%2C%20Daniels%20said,his%20underwear%20on%20the%20bed.

• ⁠Donald Trump's comments about daughter raise eyebrows

• ⁠https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/10/11/donald-trump-comments-about-daughter-ivanka-feyerick-dnt-erin.cnn

• ⁠Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ‘piece of a--'

• ⁠https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-ivanka-piece-of-ass-howard-stern-229376

• ⁠Trump: ‘If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’

• ⁠https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a7353876.html

• ⁠Trump on Ivanka: ‘She has the ‘best body’ — and I created her’

• ⁠https://forward.com/schmooze/357185/7-creepy-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-ivanka/

• ⁠Trump: ‘Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife’?

• ⁠https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tamerragriffin/trump-asked-if-its-wrong-to-be-attracted-to-his-daughter#.muLN7d3M2

• ⁠Trump Encouraged His Own Daughter Ivanka to Release a Sex Tape, and She Was Horrified

• ⁠https://www.salon.com/2019/08/06/donald-trump-encouraged-his-eldest-daughter-to-release-a-sex-tape_partner/

Bonus:

• ⁠Trump: commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts. He also says “she’s got Marla’s legs.”

Double Bonus:

For the better part of two decades starting in the late 1980s, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump swam in the same social pool. They were neighbors in Florida. They jetted from LaGuardia to Palm Beach together. They partied at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club and dined at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion.

• ⁠https://archive.md/XK0A7#selection-655.0-655.290

and...

MC2 (pronounced MC squared) was the modeling agency that Epstein, Brunel, and the mob would use to get trafficked girls into the US with “genius visas”

• ⁠https://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/former-model-agent-close-to-jeffrey-epstein-found-hanged-1235085929/

and...

Nicknamed the "Einstein Visa", the EB-1 is in theory reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field - the government cites Pulitzer, Oscar, and Olympic winners as examples - as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives.

Mrs Trump began applying for the visa in 2000, when she was Melania Knauss, a Slovenian model working in New York and dating Donald Trump. She was approved in 2001, one of just five people from Slovenia to win the coveted visa that year, according to the Post.

• ⁠https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43256318

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