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Copypastas are stupid shit

    One of the stupidest reddit/internet culture 'trends' (which honestly isn't even a trend considering only Redditors do this weird shit).

"Look how cool I am copying, pasting and repeating someone else's weird/lame shit from years ago" like it's just unfortunate these kids don't comprehend how cringe, nerdy and lame this shit is. I could only assume they're kids. If adults are running around doing this then they've probably never mentally matured in their lives/are emotionally or mentally stunted as seems to be common for Redditors.

Reddit culture is so damn cringe and unfunny it just brings annoyance at least half the time.

Like honestly, it's 2023, who goes around copying shit others typed then spams it around? It's one of the lamest things you could do online and if people are doing that there's a good possibility their whole life revolves around reddit and the Internet, which is sad and isn't a good/cool/positive thing, regardless what people want to believe.

But of course people won't see the stupidity behind this. Any time people actually make a post about this you get a bunch of emotionally stunted, immature and unoriginal Redditors typically and goofily running to the comments being triggered, typically and stupidly copying and pasting the post in the comments or running to copypasta subreddits with the post like a buch of middle school nerds. Every time. It's like reddit can never quit being typical lame trolls for one minute. It's more pathetic than anything. But it's always pathetic when you depend on exploiting people's natural human emotions for their own amusement and ego boost. So many humans are shit and they all seem to hive mind to reddit for some reason. Can't wait until reddit finally quits being a platform. Reddit should have finally went away during these half assed lame 'blackouts' months ago. Cuz honestly a lot of these people don't deserve Reddit just like reddit doesn't deserve the traffic/money it gets. Yet here I still am.

Either way; fuck copypastas. They aren't funny. They aren't cool. They aren't interesting. They aren't entertaining. You aren't some cool, hip, unique person for posting them. And you aren't cool for conforming to reddits shitty internet culture. Would be great if individuality and originality were actually popular and sought after on reddit. So many people want to come off as being original or not like everyone else, yet act exactly like the next redditor.

The original point of this post kind of deviated I guess but I really don't care tbh. Just tired of everyone defending this shitty reddit culture/mentality as if it's cute or some shit. Tired of the immature cringey reddit teenagers too. I'd also say a very large portion of the Redditors that hate kids are ironically kids themselves, so the feeling is definitely mutual 😒 Redditors essentially hating themselves lol. People should be least 5 years out of high school before they go around talking about being "anti kids" when you're still damn near a kid yourself 🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

Just quit all the immature bs on reddit already 🤦🏽‍♂️ for a platform that wants to pride itself on being "intellectuals", hating "normies", being "different", being "superior" to other social medias and believing in "freedom", the majority of said platforms culture is nothing but the opposite lol.

I'm done with this lil rant/vent tho cuz ultimately it's pointless... reddit/Redditors aren't going to change. It's like it can't. This post'll probably get more emotional hate opposed to Redditors actually thinking about what's being said and looking at ways to better it. Doesn't matter how many times we make rants complaining about reddit; Redditors seem unable to change or better themselves or their platform. They get sensitive when they're criticized yet don't think about why they're criticized and how to change/better it. Not sure if the ego is too strong to actually be able to or if they just can't comprehend it/think introspectively. Reddit's just keep acting the same way, day in and day out. Nothing ever changes on this platform and it's unfortunate. Given the wide knowledge of Reddits issues and the amount of people that vocally talk about it, you'd think Redditors would try fixing the issues and making it a better place by now.

But again, this is reddit. Typical reddit.

Hope y'all enjoy your day
    Copypastas are stupid shit
    by u/WontArgueWithYa in The10thDentist

    FAQ I just downvoted your post

      Downvote your post copypasta
      I just downvoted your post.
      

      FAQ
      

      What does this mean?
      
The amount of karma (points) on your post and Reddit account has decreased by one.
      

      Why did you do this?
      
There are several reasons I may deem a post to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

        
    
      • ⁠⁠Rudeness towards other Redditors,
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      • ⁠⁠Spreading incorrect information,
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      • ⁠⁠⁠⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.
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      • ⁠⁠⁠Posts that don’t fit the subreddit
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      Am I banned from the Reddit?
      
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making posts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
      

      I don't believe my post deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
      
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
      

      How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
      
Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

      My fiancé has a micropenis

        Wow, it's almost a relief just to write that down. IRL I have not told a single person- not anyone in my family not my bestie. I really have no one to vent to. Im thankful for this subreddit.

Obviously it's not a deal breaker for me- I want to spend the rest of my life with him. He is an amazing man, treats me so well, highly intelligent. He is tall, very good looking and fit. He is basically the whole package and I'm so proud to be with him.

Now- his dick. He is 3 inches hard and very thin. Basically the size of my thumb. The one area in this world he is insecure about. It was definitely a shock for me at first. We do have sex often. Pretty much every day without fail. He has magical hands & tongue and he is a very enthusiastic lover-making sure I cum every time. He has a tremendous imagination. We do use toys, such as dildos, sleeves and straps ons from time to time. It's good and all, but it's just not the same.

Now here is the real get off my chest stuff. He would ask me if I ever miss a bigger dick. I don't have it in my heart to tell him ABSOLUTELY YES. I was always a very sexual being and I was very orgasmic from PIV. I absolutely miss cumming from PIV. I absolutely crave that full filling that I don't get now. I wake up horny and just crave it.

It's not a deal breaker because of the amazing man he is and my love for him. He is very much the greatest man I have ever met. I would never cheat- I've never cheated on anyone and I won't start now. But I admit, my mind is dirty and can wonder. I would imagine fucking a big dick while I masturbate- and I would cry with guilt after I cum.

I feel so bad that the world is so unfair. I would read on Reddit about men being so sad and insecure over their average cocks. 5-6 inches and your nsecure? Like STFU!!! Whoever, I'm part of the problem myself. I was the girl that previously bragged to her girlfriends about how well endowed my ex boyfriend was. It's funny how the world works. The world sucks. We suck.
        My fiancé has a micropenis
        by u/ThrowawayKelly799 in TrueOffMyChest

        Grilled Cheese

          The famous Grilled Cheese copypasta
          You people make me sick.

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.
          You people make me sick.
          by u/Fuck_Blue_Shells in grilledcheese

          My (f19) bf (M21) jerked off to the stock market?????

            I know the title sounds deranged, but I swear to god im not a troll. Here’s the context:

My bf and I are long distance, so we used to have plenty of phone sex, however, that’s been happening less and less often as our relationship has gone on (according to him, he just doesn’t feel as horny as often anymore). We’ve met and had relations irl a few times, and he’s always the kind to last very long in bed, and during phone sex as well. I used to be insecure about it, thinking that maybe it was something wrong with me, but hes genuinely a great bf who constantly assures me, and has never once said anything bad about our sex life.

It should be noted that he watches plenty of porn (as do I), and neither of us see that as an issue, so this isnt about him hiding porn from me or something. We were calling today, and I was playing a game on my phone (papa’s cupcakeria, you can’t make this shit up), and after about twenty minutes of us doing our own thing, he suddenly goes “im done” and shows me his cum????? Obviously, I get really confused and ask how the hell he was jerking off this whole time without me realising (we were on video call), before mentioning that I thought he was looking at the stock market (he spends his free time just staring at the stock market for hours on end like a lunatic, but I love him so it’s whatever).

Tell me why this man then looks me in the eyes and goes “yeah, I was looking at the stock market, I was too lazy to look for porn.”

It then hits me that he literally just CAME to the stock market. When I point this out to him, all he said in response was “it’s a man thing, I didn’t wanna bother you while you were playing your game” and told me not to worry about it.

Now, I don’t want to sound insane, but I got a bit upset, because in my head, he could have very easily asked to have phone sex with me, but chose to literally jerk off to the stock market instead. To add insult to injury, he came REALLY quickly (like significantly quicker than he would during anything involving me) which makes me feel like SHIT, because there is no way the goddamn stock market is somehow more stimulating than his own damn girlfriend.

Don’t get me wrong, i’m not super genuinely upset, but you’ve gotta admit this shits gonna hurt your pride if it happened to you. I honest to god have no idea how to even move forward after this, and I just needed to type this out, because no one would believe me otherwise 💀

            I just sold my bussy for 1g of weed

              I just sold my bussy for 1g of weed and I feel so dirty

I went to the plugs house to get some weed and he knows I'm bi so he asked if I can do him a favor. I won't get into details but I can't sit down my legs are weak and the weed was reggie and mid af. What do I tell my gf?

Edit: stop DMing me you fucking perverts.

Edit 2: I texted her what happened an hour ago. Got left on read and her dad just called me saying he will beat the shit out of me if I talk to his daughter ever again.

Edit 3: I'm going to get counseling. I let my life go out of my control. Thanks for the advice.

              Dealer 

              This kid sold me his bussy for weed 😂

Dude was short on money and so he said he was dtf for a gram. A GRAM LMAOOOO the ass was nice tho 🤭 hope his girlfriend didn’t find out"

              Girlfriend

              Guys my bf sold his bussy for a gram of weed 🥺

So I was playing Fortnite with my girlfriends and then I got a text from my bf and he said he cheated on me with his dealer for a gram of weed? Like seriously how desperate can one guy get 😭 anyway what do I do because I think imma break up with him

              Father

              My son sold his bussy for weed.

For context, I'm an 85 year old man and I came home today to see my son limping around the house holding a gram of weed. I ask him what's up with the limping (weed is normal in our household) and he suddenly breaks down, crying up how he twerked his ass on somebody's pp for a gram of weed.

I'm starting to see why some parents don't allow their children to smoke weed. His girlfriend found out and he's going to therapy now.

I think I did my job wrong just maybe. I came to ask for advice on what I can do to support my son in these hard times.

              Kids in school

              THIS KID REALLY LOST HIS FUCKING GF AND THE RESPECT OF EVERYONE AT THIS SCHOOL LMFAOOO 💀💀💀 Bro he actually used to be hella popular, had a gf, and everything. Now the whole school is dunking on him. I almost feel bad for him for a second, but then I remember HE SOLD HIS BUSSY FOR A GRAM OF REGGIE LOLLLLLL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This kid was getting stuffed into a locker saying, “stop it hurts! It’s too tight!” and someone said, “is that what you told the plug?” and holy fuck I have never heard that many people laugh in my life. I have science class with him, and we’re going over conversions of measurements, so when the teacher asked, “if 1000 grams is a kilogram, then what is a gram?” one of the people in the class blurted out, “SOMETHING WORTH SELLING YOUR ASS OVER!” and it even had the teacher laughing. Yesterday, the DARE program had an anti-weed assembly, and they showed a picture of his face before and after the incident saying weed addiction will make you sell your bussy just to get high and the whole school erupted in laughter when he came on the screen. He ran out of the gym crying, and one of the DARE speakers asked him, “is your bussy so wide that you shit yourself without warning? You poor soul,” and you could just tell he was seething with anger. The funny part is, THERE WAS SHIT FALLING OUT OF HIS SHORTS ON THE WAY OUT LMFAOOO!!! 🤣🤣🤣