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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.


Hit or miss😩😩

    Hit or miss😩😩I guess she took the kids huh😏😏she got a boyfriend, I bet she knows he beats ‘em🤛🤛💋mwa💋she lied in court and now she gets to keep them🙌🙌 I’ll get to see them once or maybe twice a week, hun👅👅
    Hit 👊👊or miss👋😩I guess🤷‍♂️she👩 took the kids 👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👧‍👦huh😫😫she got a boyfriend👷‍♂️, I bet she 👩knows he beats ‘em🤛🤛💋mwa💋she lied 😬in court 👨‍⚖️and now she👩 gets to keep them🙌🙌 I’ll get to see👀 them 👨‍👧‍👦once 1️⃣or maybe twice2️⃣ a week, hun👅👅

    My child is gay 😡😡😡

      So my little boy (13) told me he was gay this morning. I can't believe I raised such a misogynistic boy 😭😭😭😭😭I can't believe my own child wouldn't like women 😡😡😡😡😡😭😭😭😭😢😢😢how😟😟😟😟 could I make my child so sexist he completely rejects women and be comes a full male 🤬🤬🤬 SUPREMACIST😡😰😰😰 I can't believe he only likes men what a full sexist I'm kicking him out of my home IMMEDIATELY😓😮‍💨😮‍💨😱😱😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬 THIS IS HORRIBLE🤬🤬 THIS IS😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬 NOT MY FAULT ITS THE ERICSON'S THEIR MOM IS A PIECE OF SHIT😳😤😤 DIVORCED FUCK 🤬🤬😠🤬😠🤬😠😡😠🤬🤬😠😡😠THEIR CONTAGIOUS GAYNESS RUBBED OFF ON MY SWEET BABY BOY AND I WILL NOT HAVE IT DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!??!!??!

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        🚨🚨STORM ALERT🚨🚨

          ‼❗Watch 👀 out all you big booty🍑 hotties in TX 🦅🔫cuz 🍆🍆🍆COCKICAL STORM DICKOLAS 🍆🍆🍆 is gettin turnt up 🎵turnt in the gulf🏌️‍♀️ of mexico 🌮🌯 and needs to empty balls💦💦 on y'alls🤽‍♀️🤽‍♀️!

          IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TITANFALL REFERENCE???

            ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TITANFALL REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 TITANFALL IS THE BEST FUCKING VIDEOGAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 BT-7274 IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 TONE BAD SPITFIRE BAD CAR BAD SCORCH HAHA FUNNY WARCRIMES HEY IS THAT ANOTHER TITANFALL 3 LEAK APEX BAD 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 GOT YOU IN THE PIPE FIVE BY FIVE YOU GOTTA MOVE FASTER THAN THAT SON SPEED IS LIFE THE SKIES BELONG TO ME 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡THEY'RE TRYING TO CORNER US!!!!! Trust me! 🗿 🗿 Trust me!🗿 🗿 Trust me! Trust me!🗿 Trust me! 🗿 Trust me!🗿 🗿 Trust me! 🗿 🗿Trust me! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!🗿 Trust me! 🗿Trust me!Trust me!🗿 🗿 Trust me! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Trust me! 🗿 Trust me! 🗿 Trust me!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Trust me! 🗿 🗿Trust me!🗿 Trust me! 🗿 🗿 Trust me!🗿 🗿 Trust me! 🗿 Trust me!Trust me! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Trust me!🗿 🗿 🗿 Trust me!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Trust me!🗿 Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!Trust me!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re flame coring me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Cooper‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

            Juan🤑Juanito🤙🏼Juan😠Juanito🤩el😖golondrina 😭amigo

              Juan🤑Juanito🤙🏼Juan😠Juanito🤩el😖golondrina 😭amigo🥶de👽los😈gallos😐y🥶de😆las🙄gallinas🇪🇸ailolongo✅lolongo😳
              Juan🥶Juanito😍Juan🙏🏻Juanito🥵el golondrina🤑amigo de😁los gallos😽y de😬las gallina👌ailolongo🤯lolongo😱
              Juan🤑Juanito😎, Juan😁
              Juanito🥵 el Golondrina🥶
              Amigo😈 de los gallos 🤡y de las gallinas👽
              Ay🤖 lorongo,👾lorongo,🤠 lorongo
              💔 juan💔juanito💔juan💔juanito💔el💔golondrina💔amigo💔de💔los💔gallos💔y💔de💔las💔gallinas💔
              Juan🤑Juanito🤙🏼Juan😠Juanito🤩el😖golondrina😭amigo de👽los😈gallos😐y de😆las🙄gallinas😃ailolongo✅lolongo