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@everybody As a member 🙋♂️ of the DACLGBT community 🏡, we 🤗 would like 💜 to welcome 👋 our 🫂 newest ✨ sexuality 🏳️🌈 Robloxsexual 😏. Robloxsexual 😳 is when you feel 🤝 a romantic 💗 attraction 💕 towards a roblox 🧊 avatar 🧍🧍♂️🧍♀️. Please 🙏 welcome 👋 our Robloxsexuals 🫦 with love ❤️HEY 🙋 BRO!! READY 4 THE 💪💪GYM💪💪 BRO??? TIME⏰ TO PUMP SOME IRON🔩 BROO!! LET'S GET 💀SHREDDED 💀 BROSEPH😥😎😎😬 GET YOUR WHEY SHAKES 🍼 READY 🌊BROSIEDON🌊 CAUSE WE NEED 👊👊PROTEIN💪💪!!! 1🅾 GRAMS PER LB BRO❗ GONNA GET FOOKIN 💪🔥BUILT🔥💪 BROMIGO!! GONNA 🔥🔥BURN🔥🔥 OFF THAT FAT BROCHACHA😏😎😎 HOW ABOUT SOME EGGS 🍳 WITH YOUR WHEY SHAKE🍼 BRO HOW ABOUT SOME 🐓🍗 CHICKEN🍗🐓 JIMI BROHENDRIX😎😎 LET'S HIT👊 THE LOCKER ROOM🚿🚿 AND SHOWER🚿 UP MCBRONALDS😉😏😏 BROJOBS ALL AROUND🔁 BRO😋😮 NO HOMO BROMO 😜It 🤡 ain't 🚫 my 🙋♂️ fault 🌋 that 😳 I'm ⛳ out 🏳️🌈 here ⤵️ getting 😱 loose 🕳️ Gotta 👏 blame 🤬 it 🎈 on 🔛 the Goose 🦆 Gotta 👏 blame 😤 it 🎈 on 😩 my 🙋♂️ juice 🧃, baby 🐣🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨
PRIDE 🏳️🌈 MONTH🗓 IS OFFICIALLY OVER❌
MEN ♂️ AND WOMEN ♀️ OF THE NATION🇨🇮🇧🇼🇧🇿🇨🇲🇧🇷🇨🇨🇨🇲🇨🇰🇨🇫🇨🇮🇫🇰🇪🇦🇪🇹🇫🇮🇩🇯🇫🇲🇭🇲🇬🇵🇮🇪🇮🇱🇮🇲🇬🇹🇮🇴🇭🇰🇬🇾🇲🇵🇱🇷🇲🇴🇲🇨🇱🇻🇲🇱🇲🇱🇳🇮🇵🇭🇴🇲🇳🇺🇴🇲🇳🇪🇵🇪🇵🇫🇳🇦🇸🇭🇸🇽🇶🇦🇸🇬🇶🇦🇸🇪🇸🇸🇸🇽🇸🇭:
IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY 🏳️🌈 ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHT📏 MOTHER EARTH 🌎🌐🌍🌏
BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🎟 AND RECEIVE A "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark" TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL. 🤽♂️🤽♀️
THE 🏳️🌈❌GAYSTAPO❌🏳️🌈 👮♂️👮♂️🚔🚔 WILL BE INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS🏘 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺 TO SEARCH FOR ANY GAY ACTIVITY
ANY HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARREST🔒👮♂️OR POSSIBLE ☠DEATH☠ PENALTY
STAY VIGILANT AND STRAIGHT📏📏❌🏳️🌈❌🏳️🌈❌🏳️🌈❌🏳️🌈❌pride month is over. All gay people instantly begin to spontaneously combust, trans people begin to morph into various citrus fruits and are sold as novelty items from a different time. Bisexual people are instantly split in half by the invisible blade of corporate disinterest and the non-bianries are legally banned from using the number 0 in any scenario.
The pride flags and corporate twitter profile pictures are instantly detonated to make room for more advertisements, posters promoting diversity and inclusivity are ripped down and destroyed by once-inclusive teachers all across the country. and the price of lube decreases by an average of 76% worldwide.
Pride month is over. Greed month is upon us. May all who savoured their taste of freedom, cower in the face of pure capitalismHappy 😃 national🇺🇸 hydration 🫦💧day☀️, you 💦thirsty🌊 sluts🌝!! You staying hydrated? 👅💦 It’s officially 🧑⚖️ summer 🔥☀️, and you🫵 look 👀 parched👎🏻🌵! You better🤬 get to drinking🥤, so you can keep those👉 kidneys🫘🚿wet 😏 and healthy 🩺💪🏻. A gallon 🍶 of water 🥵🌊 a day 📆will keep the doctor 👩⚕️🩻 away🙅🏻♀️🔪!!!!!