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MERRYπŸŽ…COCKMASπŸ†

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    MERRYπŸŽ…COCKMASπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“ AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR πŸ“† I'M DEFINITELY βœ… ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LISTπŸ“œπŸ“ BECAUSE I'M πŸ‘ˆA GIGANTIC πŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŽ„β„HO-HO-HOMOSEXUALβ„πŸŽ„πŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆ WHICH IS NOT πŸ™…β€β™€οΈβŒ VERY CHRISTIAN β›ͺπŸ™ BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK βœ¨πŸŽ‰βœ¨πŸŽ‰ I CAN'T WAIT FOR πŸŽ…SANTAπŸŽ… TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY β¬‡πŸ πŸ˜œπŸ’¦ AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS πŸ˜±πŸ† AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE 🀏 FESTIVE πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸ€Άβ›„β„πŸŽFAGOT*πŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦
    
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