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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ‡๏ธ TO PEE ๐Ÿ’ฆ

    WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ‡๏ธ TO PEE ๐Ÿ’ฆ THERE WAS A BUG ๐Ÿž IN THE TOILET ๐Ÿšฝ BUT I THOUGHT ๐Ÿ’ญ IT WAS DROWNED ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ป โ“โ”โ“โ” N WHEN I GOT UP โฌ†๏ธ IT WASN'T โŒ THERE ๐Ÿ‘‰ IM SOBBING ๐Ÿ˜ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐Ÿ† BUTTHOLE ๐Ÿ‘โญ• WHERE IS ITโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ

    Did you just try to troll me?

      Hold on bucko.
      Hold on, bucko. ๐Ÿ˜ค Did you just try to troll me? Well, NEWS FLASH BUD!!! I was JOKING!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ You can't troll me, you idiot. Alright, listen. I know not to feed the trolls ๐Ÿ˜, so I'll keep this short:
       
      Fuck you. I hate everything about you. Internet "trolls" disgust me ๐Ÿคฎ. Trolling is NOT allowed here, okay bud? ๐Ÿ™„ You need to stop. If you think you got me or made me mad, GUESS WHAT?? You're dealing with a level 7 social media INFLUENCER ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž. You can't even begin to match my power. You are an ant and I am the anteater. ๐Ÿ˜ค
       
      I bet you sleep in your gamer chair, you fat idiot. ๐Ÿ˜‚ All day, you just TROLL people on the internet. This is bullying ๐Ÿ˜ก. Stop it. NOW. You try to make people look bad on the internet, but look at yourself, buddy!! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚. I'm making such a fool out of YOU!!! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘
       
      In conclusion, you are the scum of this earth.โ€ผ๏ธ๐ŸŒDo not message me again, or you will face the consequences of messing with an influencer such as I. Good riddance, filthy troll. ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ก

      If my Nerf Guns and my girl drowning

        If my Nerf Guns ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพโ—๏ธ and my girl ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ both drowning ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŒŠ and I could only save one ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฌ Catch me at my girls funeral ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒน Cuz its NERF or NOTHING ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Ž

        Incest is bad

          guys๐Ÿ˜ฒi just found out๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
           
          so i was fucking๐Ÿ‘ my sister๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ as usual๐Ÿคญ when a thoguth๐Ÿค” came to my mimnd๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ: isnt incest ๐Ÿšซwrong๐Ÿšซ
           
          so i instantly๐Ÿšซ took my dickc๐Ÿ† out o f her๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ and picked her up, she had a ocnufsed๐Ÿ˜ฒ look on her face๐Ÿ˜ฉ and then I threwโ†—๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ her out of yhte window๐Ÿšช
           
          she died instntly๐Ÿ—ฟ and thats when i realized๐Ÿ˜ฉ i had bcome๐Ÿ’ฏ a better prson๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ, because i stopped doig incest๐ŸŒ.
           
          later i was fucking๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ my mom๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿผ and she agreed๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป that insects ๐Ÿ‘ is bad๐Ÿ˜ฉ
           
          hope u consider my infomrationโš ๏ธ and use it to becom a better๐Ÿ› perosn
           
          bye ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹

          It’s 420 today but I’m not smoking weed

            It's 4๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃtoday๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑbut I'm not smoking weed ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜๐ŸšฌI'm smoking๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜œthe Bible๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ“•because heavenโฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚is the highest you can get๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ค

            I guess they never miss huh ๐Ÿค”โŒ

              Hit or miss ๐Ÿ—กโœ–
               
              I guess they never miss huh? ๐Ÿค”โŒ
               
              You got a boyfriend ๐Ÿ’‘ 
               
              I bet he doesn't kiss ya ๐Ÿ’โœ–
               
              Mwah ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜š
               
              He gon find another girl ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™€๏ธ
               
              And he won't miss ya ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž
               
              He gon skrrt and hit the dab ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜Ž
               
              Like Wiz Khalifa ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰