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Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

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    I gave 👨🫴 the dishwasher 🧼 🥣 a GIANT LOAD 😩

      I gave 👨🫴 the dishwasher 🧼 🥣 a GIANT LOAD 😩 it’s squirting 💦 all over them with it’s ✨ soapy suds ✨ so they aren’t so dirty 😈 we should have a HUGE 🙌 amount of dishes to slap 👋 our veggies 🥒 🍆 🥕 and meat 🥩 onto. You can save your hand 🖐 strength 💪 for more important things 🥴

      your🙋favorite🤌📌color🎨is😪purple

        your🙋favorite🤌📌color🎨is😪ourple⁉️🤨no✋thanks😡❌that⬆️is😢the🤢LEAN🫗😈💪🟪💯🟣COLOR🙅‍♂️🤬i👀cannot🤼‍♀️be🐝friends👯‍♀️🥸with📢a🛢DRUG😶‍🌫️💉💊😱🍾DEALER🥶💔😦💸🥀yes💁‍♀️hello❔☎️police🚨👮‍♂️🚔i😝would🪵like💗to🤸‍♂️report📳📊a😞crime🦹‍♂️my📝ex🖤🤦‍♂️best🥇🎉friend🫶🤡is💀a💥distributor🚛🚶‍♀️of💅ILLICIT🚭⚠️SUBSTANCES‼️📸

        I 👁️ LOVE💕 CHEESE 🧀

          Mmhmm I 😂👨 love that mac and cheese 🧀 but 🍑🤔 my ♂ asshole 🍑 doesn't cause 💋 im lactose intolerant. When I 😡 have 👏👏 the 😗 shits 💩💩 I have to 😛 hold 🙅 on the 😨👨 handicap bar 😫😫 and beg 🙇 for 🍆🕓 my 👫🏼 life. In 😍🏼 the end 💯 my asshole 😰 is 👅 ruptured and 👏👏 I 🙋👀 continue 🏃 the cycle of 💰👬 eating cheese again. 😭

          PRIME DAY📦

            🚨ATTENTION!!!🚨 all of daddy Jeff's Bez-HOES🥵 do you know what day it is??? That's right, today is 📦PRIME DAY📦 which means it's time for a big ol' PACKAGE🍆 to arrive in your ass!!! So take that boy you've been SHIPPING💌 yourself with and make sure he knows you're wide open to receive daddy's DELIVERY📮 because he makes you wet like the AMAZON💦 Share this with all your friends who are sluts for MALECOCKS📬 If you get 0-5 back, you're an Amazon BASICs BITCH👎Get 5-10 back and you're on kindle FIRE🔥 Get 10+ back and you're one PRIME✨️ piece of reTAIL🍑

            Robloxsexual Welcoming

              @everybody As a member 🙋‍♂️ of the DACLGBT community 🏡, we 🤗 would like 💜 to welcome 👋 our 🫂 newest ✨ sexuality 🏳️‍🌈 Robloxsexual 😏. Robloxsexual 😳 is when you feel 🤝 a romantic 💗 attraction 💕 towards a roblox 🧊 avatar 🧍🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️. Please 🙏 welcome 👋 our Robloxsexuals 🫦 with love ❤️