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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

DEJE ๐Ÿšซโœ‹ EL ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿป BULLYING

    DEJE ๐Ÿšซโœ‹ EL ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿป BULLYING, ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘ EL BULLYING ๐Ÿ’ฆโŒ NO ES โ›”โ›” BUENO, ๐Ÿ‘ SOLAMENTE ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿป DESTRUYE ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ EL ALMA ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป Y EL ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿšฝ CEREBRO,
    
    EN VEZ ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ‘ DE HACER ๐Ÿ“Œ BIEN, ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ ยฟPOR QUร‰ ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘Œ HACES ๐Ÿ‘ MAL? โ™€๐Ÿ”‘ PONTE A ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™ PENSAR ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ANTES ๐Ÿ™‡ DE,
    
    DE BURLARTE ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคท DE ALGUIEN ๐Ÿค” MรS ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ QUE TU ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ’ฆ PIENSE ๐Ÿค” QUE ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ’ฆ MALTRATA UNA โœจ PERSONA ๐Ÿ™Ž ๐Ÿ™† FISICALMENTE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ‘Œ O MENTAL TE ๐Ÿ‘ง HAHCES โ™‚ IMPORTANTE? ๐Ÿคฃ
    
    PUES NO, ๐Ÿ’ฏ EL ๐Ÿ‘ฝ CAMBIO โ™‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ SE HACE ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿค— UNO ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ MISMO ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ“ง CAMBIANDO ๐Ÿ”ƒ

    Sigma Prayer

      Our Father ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™‚๏ธ, Who art on that grind๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ธ, based ๐Ÿฅถ be Thy grindset๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿž; Thy bread shall come๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ; Thy grind ๐Ÿ’ชwill be done on the streets โš ๏ธ as it is in the gym๐Ÿ‹๏ธ. Give us this day our daily bread ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ; and forgive us ๐Ÿ™our cringe posts ๐Ÿคข as we forgive those who post cringe against us๐Ÿคฎ; and lead us not ๐Ÿ™… into temptation ๐Ÿ˜ณ, but deliver us from being beta cucks ๐Ÿค“. Amen ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ฏ

      ๐Ÿฆƒglu glu

        ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒglu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu glu

        I gave ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿซด the dishwasher ๐Ÿงผ ๐Ÿฅฃ a GIANT LOAD ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

          I gave ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿซด the dishwasher ๐Ÿงผ ๐Ÿฅฃ a GIANT LOAD ๐Ÿ˜ฉ itโ€™s squirting ๐Ÿ’ฆ all over them with itโ€™s โœจ soapy suds โœจ so they arenโ€™t so dirty ๐Ÿ˜ˆ we should have a HUGE ๐Ÿ™Œ amount of dishes to slap ๐Ÿ‘‹ our veggies ๐Ÿฅ’ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฅ• and meat ๐Ÿฅฉ onto. You can save your hand ๐Ÿ– strength ๐Ÿ’ช for more important things ๐Ÿฅด

          your๐Ÿ™‹favorite๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ“Œcolor๐ŸŽจis๐Ÿ˜ชpurple

            your๐Ÿ™‹favorite๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ“Œcolor๐ŸŽจis๐Ÿ˜ชourpleโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿคจnoโœ‹thanks๐Ÿ˜กโŒthatโฌ†๏ธis๐Ÿ˜ขthe๐ŸคขLEAN๐Ÿซ—๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŸช๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŸฃCOLOR๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฌi๐Ÿ‘€cannot๐Ÿคผโ€โ™€๏ธbe๐Ÿfriends๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅธwith๐Ÿ“ขa๐Ÿ›ขDRUG๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸพDEALER๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿฅ€yes๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธhelloโ”โ˜Ž๏ธpolice๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”i๐Ÿ˜would๐Ÿชตlike๐Ÿ’—to๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธreport๐Ÿ“ณ๐Ÿ“Ša๐Ÿ˜žcrime๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธmy๐Ÿ“ex๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธbest๐Ÿฅ‡๐ŸŽ‰friend๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿคกis๐Ÿ’€a๐Ÿ’ฅdistributor๐Ÿš›๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธof๐Ÿ’…ILLICIT๐Ÿšญโš ๏ธSUBSTANCESโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ธ

            I ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ LOVE๐Ÿ’• CHEESE ๐Ÿง€

              Mmhmm I ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘จ love that mac and cheese ๐Ÿง€ but ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค” my โ™‚ asshole ๐Ÿ‘ doesn't cause ๐Ÿ’‹ im lactose intolerant. When I ๐Ÿ˜ก have ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ˜— shits ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ I have to ๐Ÿ˜› hold ๐Ÿ™… on the ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ‘จ handicap bar ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ and beg ๐Ÿ™‡ for ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ•“ my ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿผ life. In ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿผ the end ๐Ÿ’ฏ my asshole ๐Ÿ˜ฐ is ๐Ÿ‘… ruptured and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ‘€ continue ๐Ÿƒ the cycle of ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ฌ eating cheese again. ๐Ÿ˜ญ