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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

I want amber and Elon to adopt me 😳

    Why? πŸ₯Ί I just wanna Amber and Elon to adopt me..😫 They would be my mommy and daddy πŸ€— Ever night we would snuggle πŸ₯° And they tell me a bed time story 🀫 And then we kiss πŸ’‹ And then I piss in the bed 😰 And they will be angry 😀 But in the end they forgive me 😲 Because we are family πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§

    GAY IS BAD!!! I HATE GAY MONTH!!!!!!!

      IT IS PHπŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“YSICALALY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO FUCK A MAN 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 WOMENE EXIWT BECAUSE LFIW WANTED US TO FUFK WOMAN!!!!! NIT MAN!!!!!! FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!! WHY ARE THERE WOMEN IS IF WE FUCK MEN!!!! YOU CANT EVEN GET PREGNπŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“ABAT ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GIVE BIRTH AS A MAN!!!!! AND GAY PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!! 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑PRIDE MPNTH IS SJUSY COMPANIAES PRETENDING TO GIVWV A SHIT ABOUHT A MADE UP SEXUALITY THE ONπŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“LY SRXUALITY IS HETEROSEXUALITY FLAGS ARE FPR CPUNTRIES NPT SEX FUCLING DUMB FURRY POOPHEADS!!!! YOU ARE POOPY!!!!++😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

      IS THAT A SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN REFERENCE?!

        ‼️HOLY @#$%ING @#$%‼️ IS THAT A MOTHER@#$%ING SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN REFERENCE?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN IS THE BEST @#$%ING ANIMEπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―LEVI IS SO BAD4SSπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA🀬😑🀬😑🀬😑🀬😑WRYYYYYYYYY‼️ POTATO GIRL!πŸ‘§πŸ₯”POTATO GIRL!πŸ‘§πŸ₯”POTATO GIRL!πŸ‘§πŸ₯”POTATO GIRL!πŸ‘§πŸ₯”POTATO GIRL!πŸ‘§πŸ₯”POTATO GIRL!πŸ‘§πŸ₯”POTATO GIRL!πŸ‘§πŸ₯”OH YOU’RE APPROACHING ME❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓BUT IT WAS ME, ZEKEβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

        Cumstitution day!πŸ‡§πŸ‡»

          πŸ‡§πŸ‡»πŸ’¦Its CUMstitutionday!πŸ’¦πŸ‡§πŸ‡» Put on your best PULnad😫 and get ready for cumking HaraldsπŸ‘‘ apperance in the royal SLUTs balcony!πŸ‡§πŸ‡»πŸ° Yummy ice cream🍦 and pavlUwU🍰 to each and everyone of Whoreways loyal citizens! 😈Hipp hipp whoray!πŸ‡§πŸ‡»πŸ‡§πŸ‡»πŸ‡§πŸ‡»

          Two Minute Papers

            Dear fellow πŸ˜‚πŸ’¦ scholars, πŸ€“πŸ€“ this 🎊 is πŸ’―πŸ‘Ž Two πŸ’βœŒ Minute ⏰⏰ Papers πŸ“ with Dr πŸ‘© Karoly Zsolnai-Feher. Today 😱 we're πŸ”« looking at some πŸ”πŸ‘† fascinating 😍😍 research that proves that you will never get any 😱 bitches. πŸ‘ Research scientists at πŸ† OpenAI have discovered 😎 a πŸ˜ŽπŸƒ new πŸ½πŸ—ž machine πŸ”₯ learning technique that πŸ•΅πŸ˜€ can β™‚πŸ’¦ predict how πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ many πŸ’ͺ women ❎ are attracted to πŸ’± you (hint: πŸ”Ž its πŸ™… 0). What a πŸ‘‡πŸ‘Œ time β³πŸ•§ to be 🐝😱 alive!

            The 😳Batman 😩

              Thursday, October πŸ™ 31st. πŸŽƒ The city πŸŒ‡ streets 😑🧲 are crowded for πŸ‘» the holiday. πŸ€‘πŸ₯³ Even πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ with the rain. 🌦 Hidden πŸŒΊπŸ’— in πŸ‘ the chaos πŸŒ‹ is the element, waiting ⏳ to strike 🎳 like 🟠 snakes. And I'm πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ there 😍 too. 😎 Watching. πŸ‘€ 2 πŸ˜‚ years 😱😱🀯 of nights 😴 have πŸ‘ turned 😍 me πŸ™Žβ€β™€οΈ into πŸ€“ a nocturnal animal. πŸ¦‘ I πŸ¦† must πŸ™… choose πŸ“₯ my ❄️πŸ”₯ targets carefully. πŸ‘€ It's a big πŸ€ city. πŸŒ‡ I 🌊 can't πŸ’ƒ be 😫 everywhere. 🌍🌎🌏 But πŸ€” they πŸ‘©β€πŸ’» don't πŸ“· know πŸ’­ where πŸƒ I πŸ˜” am. πŸ€’ We πŸ‘― have ✊😀 a signal πŸš₯ now, πŸ™€ for πŸ˜‡ when πŸ”œ I'm πŸ‘Œ needed. 🀲 When πŸ•›πŸ• that ➑️ light πŸ’‘ hits βž•πŸŽ―πŸŽ― the sky, ☁️ it's not πŸ˜… just 😾 a call- πŸ“ž it's a warning. ⚠ To them. 🏿 Fear 😱 is a tool. πŸ”° They πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘¦β€πŸ‘¦πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘¦β€πŸ‘¦πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘¦β€πŸ‘¦ think πŸ€” I'm πŸ₯Ί hiding in πŸ”š the shadows. But 😳 I πŸ‘οΈ AM 😩 the shadows. I β˜” wish πŸ˜œπŸ™ I πŸ™€ could πŸ”’ say 🦯 I'm 😈 making ☝️ a difference, 😑 but πŸ“· I'm 😈 not. βœ–οΈ Murder, 😀✴️ robberies, assault- 2 πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈ years πŸ•‘ later, πŸ•‘ they're πŸ‚ all πŸ’― up. πŸ†™ And now πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ this. This city's eating πŸͺ itself. πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ˆ Maybe πŸ‘¨β€πŸŽ¨ it can't ❌ be 🀰 saved, but πŸ‘‰ i πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ have 🈢🈢🈢 to try. πŸ˜’ PUSH β—πŸ½ MYSELF. πŸ‘ˆ These πŸš‘ nights πŸ˜ˆπŸŒšπŸŒŸπŸŒ‘ all πŸ’― roll 🎲 together πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘¦ in 🎻🎻🎻 a rush, πŸƒβ€β™€ Behind πŸŒ₯️🌀️ the mask. 😷 Sometimes πŸ• in πŸ•Ί the morning πŸŒ… i πŸ”₯🚫 have β­πŸ‘ to force ✊ myself πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘‘ to remember πŸ€” everything πŸ™Œ that πŸ₯ΊπŸ•’πŸ•š happened πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜