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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

Asmongold chat on Diablo Immortal

    Listen 👂 here 🈁🈁 you 👈 fucking 🏾👉👉😂 pay-in-game addict scumbag weasel, we're 😫😫 tired 😴 of your 👉 shit. 💩 You 🔥 went 🚨 from 👉 a unique livestreamer who 👏😂 promised to never ❌ become 😌 a shithead whale 🐋 paying 😏💰🤑 stinkbag, to a delusional 👨🏻‍💼 guy 👦 who 👏😂 pays 💰 for 💰💘 everything. 💯 Your 👉 rationale behind 🌥️🌤️ this is that 💃 you 🤟 need 📲 to prove 📸 a point. 🈯 Get 🉐🉐 real, 💯 fucknut. You 👉 haven't 🙅‍♀️ proved shit, 👌 buddy. 😎 You 👈👉👱🏼 may 😎 have 🈶 surrounded yourself 💭 with a bunch 🍼 of ego-massaging yes-men in 👸 OTK, but 🦎 we 👦 don't 👎 play 🤸🏿‍♂️ that 😐 bullshit 💩 here. 🈁🙉 Fix 😤🔧🔨🛠️ your 👉🏼👩🏼 shit, 🤗 or quit. 🚫🚪🏃‍♀️

    Queen’s Platinum Jubilee

      Hey 👋😝🥰 sluts! 😈😝 I hope 🤞 your sugar daddies 🥸🤪got you platinum 💍 because it’s the queens 🧙🏻‍♀️💀platty joobs 🤡 Its time to celebrate 🥳💃 the United KINKdom👑😈🇬🇧 don't forget to clap those cheeks together 👏🍑 for old Liz 👸⚰ serve cake for your country and your cousin 🎂🤤 eat out to help out 😍💦👈 Send this to your fellow boobilee babes🍒 🇬🇧 get 7⃣0⃣  back and you get to sit on his BIG BEN 😳😩🍆💦 get under 1️⃣8️⃣ and ANDY will pay you a visit🛩🤮

      I want amber and Elon to adopt me 😳

        Why? 🥺 I just wanna Amber and Elon to adopt me..😫 They would be my mommy and daddy 🤗 Ever night we would snuggle 🥰 And they tell me a bed time story 🤫 And then we kiss 💋 And then I piss in the bed 😰 And they will be angry 😤 But in the end they forgive me 😲 Because we are family 👨‍👩‍👧

        GAY IS BAD!!! I HATE GAY MONTH!!!!!!!

          IT IS PH🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓YSICALALY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO FUCK A MAN 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 WOMENE EXIWT BECAUSE LFIW WANTED US TO FUFK WOMAN!!!!! NIT MAN!!!!!! FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!! WHY ARE THERE WOMEN IS IF WE FUCK MEN!!!! YOU CANT EVEN GET PREGN🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓ABAT ITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GIVE BIRTH AS A MAN!!!!! AND GAY PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡PRIDE MPNTH IS SJUSY COMPANIAES PRETENDING TO GIVWV A SHIT ABOUHT A MADE UP SEXUALITY THE ON🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓LY SRXUALITY IS HETEROSEXUALITY FLAGS ARE FPR CPUNTRIES NPT SEX FUCLING DUMB FURRY POOPHEADS!!!! YOU ARE POOPY!!!!++😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

          IS THAT A SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN REFERENCE?!

            ‼️HOLY @#$%ING @#$%‼️ IS THAT A MOTHER@#$%ING SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN REFERENCE?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN IS THE BEST @#$%ING ANIME🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯LEVI IS SO BAD4SS😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYY‼️ POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔POTATO GIRL!👧🥔OH YOU’RE APPROACHING ME❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓BUT IT WAS ME, ZEKE‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

            Cumstitution day!🇧🇻

              🇧🇻💦Its CUMstitutionday!💦🇧🇻 Put on your best PULnad😫 and get ready for cumking Haralds👑 apperance in the royal SLUTs balcony!🇧🇻🏰 Yummy ice cream🍦 and pavlUwU🍰 to each and everyone of Whoreways loyal citizens! 😈Hipp hipp whoray!🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻