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Dear fellow 😂💦 scholars, 🤓🤓 this 🎊 is 💯👎 Two 💏✌ Minute ⏰⏰ Papers 📝 with Dr 👩 Karoly Zsolnai-Feher. Today 😱 we're 🔫 looking at some 🐔👆 fascinating 😍😍 research that proves that you will never get any 😱 bitches. 🍑 Research scientists at 🍆 OpenAI have discovered 😎 a 😎🏃 new 🏽🗞 machine 🔥 learning technique that 🕵😤 can ♂💦 predict how 💪💪 many 💪 women ❎ are attracted to 💱 you (hint: 🔎 its 🙅 0). What a 👇👌 time ⏳🕧 to be 🐝😱 alive!Thursday, October 🐙 31st. 🎃 The city 🌇 streets 😡🧲 are crowded for 👻 the holiday. 🤑🥳 Even 🤷♀️ with the rain. 🌦 Hidden 🌺💗 in 👏 the chaos 🌋 is the element, waiting ⏳ to strike 🎳 like 🟠 snakes. And I'm 😂😂 there 😍 too. 😎 Watching. 👀 2 😂 years 😱😱🤯 of nights 😴 have 👏 turned 😍 me 🙎♀️ into 🤓 a nocturnal animal. 🦑 I 🦆 must 🙅 choose 📥 my ❄️🔥 targets carefully. 👀 It's a big 🐀 city. 🌇 I 🌊 can't 💃 be 😫 everywhere. 🌍🌎🌏 But 🤔 they 👩💻 don't 📷 know 💭 where 🏃 I 😔 am. 🤒 We 👯 have ✊😤 a signal 🚥 now, 🙀 for 😇 when 🔜 I'm 👌 needed. 🤲 When 🕛🕐 that ➡️ light 💡 hits ➕🎯🎯 the sky, ☁️ it's not 😅 just 😾 a call- 📞 it's a warning. ⚠ To them. 🏿 Fear 😱 is a tool. 🔰 They 👩👩👦👦👩👩👦👦👩👩👦👦 think 🤔 I'm 🥺 hiding in 🔚 the shadows. But 😳 I 👁️ AM 😩 the shadows. I ☔ wish 😜🙏 I 🙀 could 🔒 say 🦯 I'm 😈 making ☝️ a difference, 😡 but 📷 I'm 😈 not. ✖️ Murder, 😤✴️ robberies, assault- 2 👯♀️ years 🕡 later, 🕑 they're 🐂 all 💯 up. 🆙 And now 🧝♂️ this. This city's eating 🏪 itself. 👈👈 Maybe 👨🎨 it can't ❌ be 🤰 saved, but 👉 i 🙋♂️ have 🈶🈶🈶 to try. 😒 PUSH ❗🏽 MYSELF. 👈 These 🚑 nights 😈🌚🌟🌑 all 💯 roll 🎲 together 👨👦 in 🎻🎻🎻 a rush, 🏃♀ Behind 🌥️🌤️ the mask. 😷 Sometimes 🕐 in 🕺 the morning 🌅 i 🔥🚫 have ⭐👏 to force ✊ myself 😈👑 to remember 🤔 everything 🙌 that 🥺🕢🕚 happened 🤔😂😍⚠️⚠️ITS BREXIT BITCHES!!⚠️⚠️ 🔜Brexit😫 is going down⬇️ on us like the value of the pound📉👅💦you know what that means!🍆🤤no more free 💶💷💰movement into the EU😪, but plenty😜 of free movement 🕺🕺towards➡️ this pussy 🐱🐱👅👄forget about the Northern Irish🇮🇪 backstop and load😫🥵 my backstop 🍑🍑with your backCOCK🍆 stock up on that imported milk 🍼🍼🍆and drink up💦💋 no one🙅♀️🙅♂️ is being conservative tonight🍼, it’s about to get wet🌧 💦 down at 1️⃣0️⃣down😛ing street! Don’t 🚫⛔forgot to succ 😤on that XXXtra big D🍆🍆.U.P,🤡 and make sure ✅your 📂📈deal💼📝 is yummy🍑 enough for the EU to accept👄! It's definitely a HARD 😫😪brexit🇬🇧 tonight. 👀 But are you thirsty 🥤🍼enough to stay in the CUMstains union??? 👊🏼💦?? I dont want to see any balls🍒 as blue🥶😱🔵 as our new passports📘📘 Send this to 🔟 of your baddest boris bitches💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre ready for a Jacob Rees SNOG🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for May day every day💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin parliamentary 🏤pussy 🍑in Europe! 🇪🇺🇪🇺 Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of MEP dick🍆🍆, and that you get lots of Brexit🇪🇺🚫 CUMMIES 💦 from your CORBYN🤡 COCK 🍆HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅BREXIT 🇬🇧🇪🇺‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING OMORI REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 OMORI IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 BASIL IS SO CUTE 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 OYASUMI OYASUMI OYASUMI OYASUMI 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE HERO TAGGED YOU HERO TAGGED YOU HERO TAGGED YOU Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! Yo Mari! 📶 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! Yo Mari! 📶📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Welcome to white space, you've been living here for as long as you can remember!!! DEPRESSED KNIFE BOY HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓STAIRS STAIRS STAIRS Something is behind you...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Omori Drip? Omori Drip Omori Drip? Omori Drip? Omori Drip? Omori Drip? Omori Drip? Omori Drip? 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 🏀Every Kel meme is canon 🏀🏀🏀 🏀🏀🏀Every Kel meme is canon 🏀🏀🏀 🏀🏀🏀Every Kel meme is canon 🏀🏀🏀 🏀🏀🏀Every Kel meme is canon 🏀🏀🏀 Hikikomori is the best ending r/OMORI r/unexpectedOMORI r/expectedOMORI perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance r/Omorimemes‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING OMORI REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 OMORI IS THE BEST FUCKING RPG 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SUNNY IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 BLACKSUNNY BLACKSUNNY BLACKSUNNY BLACKSUNNY BLACKSUNNY 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩SWEETHEARTPURGE SWEETHEARTPURGE SWEETHEARTPURGE SWEETHEARTPURGE SWEETHEARTPURGE🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬 LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY HERO IS NOT A CROOK! KSB BLESSED KSB BLESSED KSB BLESSED KSB BLESSED Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Yo Kel! 🏀 Basil is still alive?!? TICK TOCK FLOWER BOY HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ BASIL RAFT BASIL RAFT BASIL RAFT So Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂SANE HIKIKOMORI PATH WHEN? SANE HIKIKOMORI PATH WHEN? SANE HIKIKOMORI PATH WHEN? SANE HIKIKOMORI PATH WHEN? SANE HIKIKOMORI PATH WHEN? SANE HIKIKOMORI PATH WHEN? SANE HIKIKOMORI PATH WHEN? SANE HIKIKOMORI PATH WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Big Building in Headspace? Big Building in Headspace? Big Building in Headspace? Big Building in Headspace? Big Building in Headspace? Big Building in Headspace? Big Building in Headspace? Big Building in Headspace? 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢 🐋🐋🐋 I hate Humphrey 🐋🐋🐋 🐋🐋🐋I hate Humphrey 🐋🐋🐋 🐋🐋🐋I hate Humphrey 🐋🐋🐋 🐋🐋🐋I hate Humphrey 🐋🐋🐋 Hikikomori and flower best paths for Faraway town r/Paradoxomori r/UnexpectedOMORI r/expectedOMORI perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance r/DSRfunnyThe results 📈are in and our gurl 💃🏻 sanders is out 🏳️🌈. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming 💦💦 to DOMINATE🤼♂️ our HEAD of state 🍊 and his bitch💁🏻♀️ mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse 🍆🐴 and is ready to touch 👋🤫😈 the hearts 💞of all Americans 🇺🇸. Cum erection day 🗳 y'all sluts better fill that hole 👉🏻👌 next to biden and relase✊ America's aching 🤤throbbing 😮 desire for green 🤑🤑energy, a ban 🛑on those naughty big black guns💪🏾, and more money to pay💵💰💸 those slutty nurses 👩⚕️💁♀️ to make us all feel better 👄🥴. Cum 💦 hoevember help the needy 👅🧎🏻♂️ by supporting big daddy Biden 👨🏻🦳and naughty Nancy💁♀️👏 and give dirty Donald 🎩, bitch McConnell 🐢, and those filthy 😷😏 reSUBlicans🐘 blue balls🔵. Send to 🔟 of your most deviant 😈democrats. If you get 5️⃣back ur a Biden bitch 💅🏻💵. if u get 🔟 u will spend a hot 🔥 December⛄️night with those skanks at the ERECToral 😏🍆 college 🏛.)HEY 👋😩 there comrade 💦💪cummy! the 👹 supreme 🍆 cock🏛 has 🗳voted to strike 👩⚖️⌛️down the 🌈 sexy 🤧🤰🏻roe v. wade decision 😏according 🤤🦶🏻to a opinion 🖊written✍️💸 by daddy 💅🏻🙈 sammy 👶🏻🙅🏻♂️ aLITo. 🐷💨 the opinion is a 💦🍌 FULL THROATED 📲❤️🔥GIRTHY 🍆 contraDICKtion 🚫🍑 of the 1973 👿👎decision that 💁🏻♀️👌 guaranteed federal 😤 cocks-titutuinal 😳 protection 👅💄of abortion rights!!! ❤️🔥🫡everyone who 🏳️🌈💦 woke remember 🙋✊🏻🤔 to fund 💸🥵 planned parenthood and 🌪👼 donate to 🧑🏼🍼🤑abortion funds! get yo 📸uturuses 💋👠turnt you 💃whore! 🌭every whore knows 🧠🍼that everyone 🔜should have 👩⚕️🏥access to safe 🙏 🌎abortions ❤️😘 if they choose 💅🏻👀 to have one. 👑👹send to ten 😬🙏of your closest 🚱🅾️WHORES to secure abortion 📫🤝rights in ameriCUM 🤤🇺🇸if you get five ✋ back abortion 😘💋rights will be codified 👩⚖️🤤in law 📸👠