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Iron Lung intro

    The stars are gone. The planets have disappeared.

They were barely enough of us left to give "the end" a name. The Quiet Rapture.

Supplies dwindle. Infrastructure crumbles. Too few to rebuild. Too many to feed. Humanity decays.

But don't despair, my sons. I tell you now that there is more to these moons than meets the eye.

The Consolidation. They hide their technology. Their people. They won't tell you what they found. But I will.

One moon stands apart from the rest. And in the darkness of that moon:

An ocean of blood.

    Ur hilarious. I’ll give you some info to aid your psychoanalysis: Dunning-Kruger is how it’s spelt

      Someone on chess.com did not take their loss very well and made this response. Copypasta ensues.

      Ur hilarious. I'm happy to end it there. I'll give you some info to aid your psychoanalysis: Dunning-Kruger is how it's spelt, my IQ will always exceed yours (even when 7 spliffs down life last night) and as someone whose published with Nobel prize winners, on track from professor at 40 and likely will exceed 400k by 50, Good day and good life ;) 
      What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Magnus Carlson, and I have over 300 confirmed instances of en passant (google it). I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another knight to kick. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with beating me at chess over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chess agents across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I could defeat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my king and pawns. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Core and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" win was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

      i cant take this i am nagito komaeda in the flesh, bones, and blood. no one else is me, they are just “factkins,”

        i cant take this i am nagito komaeda in the flesh, bones, and blood. no one else is me, they are just "factkins," nothing more. there is literally no one that exists in this dimension that is more me than ME. i am me. i am komaeda. youre not. your friend is not. your crush is not. thats me. sure, they kin komaeda/ but they are not komaeda. i am not a komaeda kin. i AM nagito komaeda. factkin me all you want but you ARE NOT ME. WHY WOULD U EVEN THINK YOURE ME IM ME HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS ITS NOT EVEN A GOOD THING TO BE ME. LIKE BY NOT BEING KOMAEDA THAT MAKES YOU 10000% MORE VALID OF A PERSON OVERALL. YOU ARE NOT ME. I AM. IT DOESNT EEN MAKE SENSE TO BE ME BECAUSE IM RIGHT FRICKING HERE. EVERYTHING about komaeda is the same about me that is literally me in BOTH this life and the past life and one day i will be reincarnated and in THAT life i will know exactly who i am. i cant take this i cant take people thinking thzy are me i cant take people thinking other people ARE ME BECAUDE TGET ARE NOT. IM ME. im literally me. im literally komaeda. nagito komaeda in the flesh. stop kinning me YOURE LITERALLY ONLY DEGRADING URSELF BY KINNING ME IS IT TO BE EDGY OR DO YOU JUST HATE YOURSELF? one day im going to prove it and you'll all fricking see holy cap. IM LITERALLY KOMAEDA.

        “Fabi” Fabiano Caruana

          Its a comment making fun of Sindarov beating Fabi in Round 4 of the 2026 Candidates. Fabiano Caruana (often called “Fabi”) is a top-level American-Italian Grandmaster.

          Last Valentines I forgot to buy a gift for my girlfriend, and as shops were about to close I thought I was doomed. Thankfully, I remembered that when we watched chess, she always said: "I dig that Caruana guy". That way I realized she had long been wanting a choker.

          I hope your pillow is warm on both sides

            I hope your pillow is warm on both sides, beer is always flat, your car gets the check engine light but when you go to fix it it goes away, your steak is always dry, you bread breaks when you try to spread butter on it, your cereal is always soggy, your food always takes forever at a restaurant, the left side of your headphones is slightly quieter than the right, and your tv remote goes missing 
            i hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp.. I hope you always itch in a spot you can’t reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked

            Here’s the thing. You said a “trilby is a fedora.”

              By u/Stuglle, its the Jawdaw is a crow copypasta but changed to trilby and fedora.

              Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a gentleman who studies fedoras, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls trilbies fedoras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "fedora family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of brimmed hats, which includes things from stetsons to pork pie hats to bowler hats.

So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people "call the rimmed ones fedoras?" Let's get bowlers and top hats in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A trilby is a trilby and a member of the fedora family. But that's not what you said. You said a trilby is a fedora, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the fedora family fedoras, which means you'd call top hats, bowlers, and other hats fedoras, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?