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You all think you have great ideas for Pokemon games, but if I actually listened to all of you

    Its a fake quote by Satoshi Tajiri and is intended as a satirical forum and Reddit post poking fun at fan demands, rather than a real statement from the Pokémon creator or Game Freak.

    "You all think you have great ideas for Pokemon games, but if I actually listened to all of you and we combined all of your ideas in a game, it would be an unplayable monstrosity. You want a game with all the regions, but only the first generation Pokemons, yet all the legendary ones and such silly things. Whenever I receive one of these rants, I go to the development floor and read it out loud to all the Game Freak employees in a mocking voice, and we all laugh at you."

-Satoshi Tajiri, Creator of Pokemon

    All my bank accounts has been frozen after donating to Hezbollah

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      A Redditor in UK was seeking legal advice after having his bank account frozen for donating to a terrorist group. He was arguing with everyone about whether or not the law is fair and that whether Hezbollah should be considered as a terrorist org by the UK government.

      > All my bank accounts has been frozen and none of my banks are telling me why

> As far as I'm aware, the organisation I used to work with was not a proscribed organisation until 2019. What'a funny is that it was a political decision, not a decision of national security. I provided financial aid to deal with the crisis in Beirut and now they have frozen my accounts? Is this illegal and if so how can I pay for my solicitor if I can't access my bank account?

> You used to work with Hezbollah, and then you sent them or a closely affiliated organisation funds from your UK bank account? You could quite possibly have violated the Terrorism Act 2000; in this case, the police will be in contact soon.

> There is a DISTINCTION between the military wing and the political wing of the organisation.

> It's worth noting that Hezbollah themselves deny distinction between its military and political wings.

> See: https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/proscribed-terror-groups-or-organisations--2 on page 14.

> This quote from Hezbollah's second in command Naim Qassem:

> “All political, social and jihad work is tied to the decisions of this leadership,” he said. “The same leadership that directs the parliamentary and government work also leads jihad actions in the struggle against Israel.”

> Source: https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2009-apr-13-fg-lebanon-hezbollah13-story.html

> So it seems even Hezbollah don't agree they aren't terrorists.

> Imperialist paper

> Are you denying that that was a real quote...?

      AKIRA – Kaneda’s Theme video description

        Its an unhinged video description for ‘AKIRA – Kaneda’s Theme‘ on Youtube that shows the uploader descent into madness after getting screwed over YT’s copyright system.

        I bought the DVD back in 2018 and got the idea to edit some of the OST in the film a short Music Video. 
Copied the file and edited it on my FREE Da Vinci Resolve 16 Editing Software.
I really don't fucking care if I got demonetized, really, I'm not even here to make money, 
This is my second channel anyway so go ahead claim my fucking video,
Make money off of this or whatever the fuck you usually do to even ORIGINAL content creators, 
Just don't fucking remove this video from your half-asses copyright detector bullshit. 
Like it's a 1988 Film it's just ridiculous, 
Even the Romeo and Juliet copycats play that was initially made in the 1500s  could get their own copyright. 
How the fuck can't I get a Fair-Use excuse?
Anyway, personally, I don't believe this shit really gets brought up in the US Courts I mean come on, 
I'm halfway across the fucking continent. What the fuck are you going to do if it were somehow proven to violate the copyright law? 
Delete my channel? I could get another one. 
Send US Marines across the ocean just to imprison a fucking boy who just uploaded a fucking video on youtube? 
Get a grip on yourselves you fucking clowns. 
I REALLY, don't need to provide my "Rationale" excuses for your bitch-ass conglomerate sissies, 
In fact, it should be you whom I should question your rationality. Are you really going to remove this fucking video? 
Less than 5 minutes Music Video with no bloody fucking view made by yet another insignificant person in your whole fucking Scamming Empire? 
Think about it will you? and uhh, while you're at it
I must go to take care of some BUSINESS, 
Because unlike YOU what so-called HUMAN who claimed to have a full-time JOB, 
My profession actually provides a REAL impact on the society of which you live in, 
Of which people that served you on the McDonald Drive Thru,
Of which people that sent your package you bought online,
And of which of those people that working their asses off during this Global-Fucking-Pandemic. 
So here's my conclusion in case you have a short attention span,
(Assuming you have one to begin with. [which is very fucking unlikely.])
FUCK YOU, Yeah? FUCK YOU. And your fucking Copyright System, Policies, your MONEY-MAKER PUPPETS those called themselves "CREATORS" 
With their Perfectly-Crafted-Informative-Totally-Not-A-Clickbait Videos that YOU COUSIN-FUCKERS put your AD on.
(So you can make money off of that Hell-Hot Fucking GARBAGE, ain't you sneaky BASTARDS.)
FUCK YOU. Your whole, FUCKING, Empire. Fuck. you.
        I bought the DVD back in 2018 and got the idea to edit some of the OST in the film a short Music Video. Copied the file and edited it on my FREE Da Vinci Resolve 16 Editing Software. I really don't fucking care if I got demonetized, really, I'm not even here to make money, This is my second channel anyway so go ahead claim my fucking video, Make money off of this or whatever the fuck you usually do to even ORIGINAL content creators, Just don't fucking remove this video from your half-asses copyright detector bullshit. Like it's a 1988 Film it's just ridiculous, Even the Romeo and Juliet copycats play that was initially made in the 1500s could get their own copyright. How the fuck can't I get a Fair-Use excuse? Anyway, personally, I don't believe this shit really gets brought up in the US Courts I mean come on, I'm halfway across the fucking continent. What the fuck are you going to do if it were somehow proven to violate the copyright law? Delete my channel? I could get another one. Send US Marines across the ocean just to imprison a fucking boy who just uploaded a fucking video on youtube? Get a grip on yourselves you fucking clowns. I REALLY, don't need to provide my "Rationale" excuses for your bitch-ass conglomerate sissies, In fact, it should be you whom I should question your rationality. Are you really going to remove this fucking video? Less than 5 minutes Music Video with no bloody fucking view made by yet another insignificant person in your whole fucking Scamming Empire? Think about it will you? and uhh, while you're at it I must go to take care of some BUSINESS, Because unlike YOU what so-called HUMAN who claimed to have a full-time JOB, My profession actually provides a REAL impact on the society of which you live in, Of which people that served you on the McDonald Drive Thru, Of which people that sent your package you bought online, And of which of those people that working their asses off during this Global-Fucking-Pandemic. So here's my conclusion in case you have a short attention span, (Assuming you have one to begin with. [which is very fucking unlikely.]) FUCK YOU, Yeah? FUCK YOU. And your fucking Copyright System, Policies, your MONEY-MAKER PUPPETS those called themselves "CREATORS" With their Perfectly-Crafted-Informative-Totally-Not-A-Clickbait Videos that YOU COUSIN-FUCKERS put your AD on. (So you can make money off of that Hell-Hot Fucking GARBAGE, ain't you sneaky BASTARDS.) FUCK YOU. Your whole, FUCKING, Empire. Fuck. you.

        What the fuck did you just fucking say about Persona 3, you little shit?

          Its the Navy Seals copypasta but changed to someone who specifically loves Persona 3.

          What the fuck did you just fucking say about Persona 3, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Postmodern Japanese Literature, and Ive been involved in numerous youtube video essays, and Persona 3 has over 4 million confirmed sales. Persona 3 is a certified youngian classic and is the top entery in the playstation jrpg cannon. You are nothing to me but just another larper. I will wipe you the fuck out with quote tweets the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am writing a 300 page response detailing Strega's importance to the narrative and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking cancelled, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can analyse Persona 3's story in over seven hundred ways, and thats just the ps2 release. Not only am I extensively educated in Japanese folklore, but I have access to the entire database of the fandom wiki and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

          So if you look at the numbers there actually is an “easter egg” (hidden fun secret).

            Its a running joke started by u/Vendidurt on the Credit Card in Balatro. The person is giving his crackpot theory on what the numbers on the Credit Card mean but doesn’t actually explain anything so you’re left with more questions.

            So if you look at the numbers there actually is an "easter egg" (hidden fun secret).

"8675309" was a popular song based on a phone number in the 1470s or whenever.

"420" is a "druggist" number of some kind. Possibly satanic.

"69" is a phone "asterisk code" you can type in and it will automagically call back the last number that called your phone. Very convenient in the Ye Olde Dayes before "call back" was commercially popularized.

"1234" is the combination to my luggage.

            I am no longer welcome at my local IKEA because I kept asking about the fake windows

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              I am no longer welcome at my local IKEA because I kept asking about the fake windows

I have always liked IKEA. Not even because of the furniture, I just think it is relaxing to walk through the different rooms and imagine the kind of people who would live there. Sometimes I go without buying anything. I just like looking around.

After maybe my sixth or seventh visit I noticed that almost every display room had a window with daylight behind it, even though obviously most of the showroom is in the middle of the building. At first I assumed they were just light panels, but then I realized they didn’t all have the same weather. One living room looked like a bright summer afternoon while another looked overcast. Some bedrooms even had what looked like early morning light.
I asked one of the employees how they decided what weather each apartment gets. He laughed a little and said they are just printed backdrops with lights behind them. I accepted that explanation because it sounded reasonable, but it did not explain why the weather seemed to change between visits.

Over the next few months I started taking pictures of the windows every time I went. I organized them into folders based on department and color of the lighting. I also made notes about whether the room was supposed to appeal to young professionals, families or students because I wondered if there was some connection.

Eventually I noticed what I thought was a pattern. Home office displays almost always had dull weather, while bedrooms and children’s rooms had noticeably nicer conditions. I honestly found that a little manipulative because people make different decisions depending on the weather they think they are experiencing.

I politely showed one of the employees a spreadsheet I had printed out. He looked at it for maybe five seconds before asking why I had visited the store fourteen times in two months. I explained that good research takes consistency. He told me that wasn’t really what he meant.

A week later I emailed customer support asking whether the artificial weather was decided locally or if each store received instructions from Sweden. They forwarded my email to the store manager, who invited me into his office. He explained that there was no weather system and asked me to stop photographing the displays because customers had started asking questions after seeing me measure the brightness near the windows with my phone.
Unfortunately I had already mentioned my findings in a neighborhood Facebook group because I thought other people might have noticed the same thing. One woman replied that she always felt happier in the bedroom section but assumed it was because of the mattresses. Another man commented that I should seek professional help. The discussion got surprisingly heated.

Now whenever I go into that IKEA someone eventually recognizes me. Officially I can still go, but last month I heard an employee quietly tell another one, “that’s the weather guy.” I was literally just there to buy a bookshelf, so it’s not very pleasant.

I still think the lighting changes more often than they admit. I don’t really see why they would lie about something so small, but I also don’t see why the home office always seems to have bad weather.