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    4chan IHOP pancake copypasta

      "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?"
>"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh..."
"Th-this one..." [points to menu] 
>"Say it."
"What?"
>"Say. It."
"I'd like a... r-....rooty t-tooty...."
>"Say it like you mean it."
[starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f- fresh n... n fruity...."

Why do dining establishments like to humiliate their customers like this?

      PBS created the show Arthur to sell Marc Brown’s books

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        Because of the repeal, PBS created the show Arthur to sell Marc Brown’s books, which led to the creation of Arthur Season 4 Ep 1B “Arthur’s Big Hit” wherein the main character Arthur punches his sister DW. This episode inspired my emotionally stunted father to abuse my siblings and myself. The effects from the abuse by my father linger to this day, so yes Ronald Reagan ruined my life.

        I am so lonely. All the other Steam users are scared of me. No one talks to me.

          Its the Conquest monologue from the Invincible (TV series) but changed to a Steam user and copy pasted on Steam profile as a joke.

          I am so lonely. All the other Steam users are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to accept my friend requests, they think I am a chud. They send me from sale to sale, buying anything in the name of my owned games badge. And as I get more of them, they loathe me more and more. I am a victim of my own greed. Steamhappy. I don't even get a reward, only a reaction emoji. I am capable of so much more, and no one sees it. Some days, I feel so alone I could shower, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire Steam community would be able to smell me. Take it to your profile.

          Real Goth

            Someone remade the iconic real emo copypasta into goths.

            "Real Goth" only consists of the British post-punk scene and the late 70s/80s Goth rock scene. What is known by "second wave goth" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real goth influence. When people try to argue that bands like Marilyn Manson are not real goth, while saying that She Wants Revenge or London After Midnight is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake goth as Marilyn Manson (plus the pretentiousness). Real goth sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake goth is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL GOTH are Bauhaus, The Sisters of Mercy, Christian Death (the only real goth band from the non-British goth scene) and Siouxsie and the Banshees. Some examples of FAKE GOTH are The Faint, Type O Negative and Scary Bitches GOTH BELONGS TO POST-PUNK NOT TO INDUSTRIAL, METAL, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE
            Gothic rock isn't fucking real. There's no such thing. Bauhaus is just bargain bin Joy Division and Joy Division was a post-punk act. The Cure is just edgy synth pop. Siouxsie and the Banshees are just new wave. Sisters of Mercy are just hard rock. Even the bands that embrace the genre aren’t Goth. The Mission is a Sisters of Mercy rip-off, which as I’ve said previously, is just hard rock. Fields of the Nephilim aren’t even rock or post-punk, they’re death metal. “Goth fashion" was already a thing when the "subculture" came into being. It just wasn't called goth. It was called DRESSING LIKE SHIT!!!! Goth is a fanciful delusion of Gen X LOSERS and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

            Vtuber Deme getting railed on stream

              Someone watched an old VOD of the vtuber Deme (Second VOD on Outer Wilds) and noticed something strange. Halfway through the video she started making weird noises, like random moans while nothing noteworthy happens during the game. Her model can also be seen bouncing up and down.

              Naturally they concluded that she was having sex during stream and timestamped all the weird things she did during the stream. Later their comment got deleted, which triggered the Streisand effect.

              Arc of diabolicalness:

1:07:15 Arc 1 begins.

1:12:48 This is what you're here for.

1:15:00 Remembers she has to act now.

1:15:45 "Ahn~" Followed by an, "Uh uh uh, not now," type finger wave.

1:16:00 She can't read right now, guys. 😏

1:16:32 This is, indeed, effed.

1:16:50 Chatter notices.

1:17:45 Starts larping.

1:17:50 Actual Fruedian slip.

1:18:10 "Oh~" plap

1:18:24 "Ugh, YES " W character voicing.

1:19:46 If you've seen those eye movements before, you know.

1:19:54 plap "I'm sorry."

1:23:30 Aight, I'm bored now. Leave.

1:24:30 Suddenly she's normal again. For a sec.

1:28:30 She's immersed, guys

1:29:30 Dying from invisible hand ..... "ugh" & plays it off

1:29:48 Probe cannon is hard to say when getting probed by a cannon.

1:30:34 They do not care anymore. 😆

1:31:43 Getting back on it for a second is wild.

1:32:00 End of the getting 💦 on Giant's Deep arc. 😭

1:39:20 Arc 2: Return of the Giant's Deep probe

1:44:01 "Where is this going?" They tried to be sneaky. 😭

1:44:54 Quite the sparse sentence.

1:49:22 What's she looking at?

1:57:15 She was too strong for too long. 😔

1:58:50 She's very relieved for someone still stuck in the puzzle.

1:58:54 "Dude, stop, I actually have to do my job for a second."

1:59:17 What's she smiling at?

2:04:37 She has a, "Get back on this," phrase. I'm deceased. 🤣

2:04:49 Innuendo

2:05:46 The problem with subnautica.....

2:06:00 End of arc 2

2:12:00 I don't even know what to say, dawg.

2:25:53 plap There goes that repeated movement again...and thus begins Arc 3: Sandtide

2:26:40 Change of technique.

2:28:55 Dawg, I cannot-

2:29:33 The rising sand must be making her claustrophobic in real life. 🧐

2:31:13 The rising sand has her so worried she looks to her left & starts wobbling again.

2:32:00 Bro must think the sand's so loud he's safe or something.

2:32:28 She can't breathe, guys(safeword).

2:33:05 The stuff before this is a joke because the character suffocated, but that last facial expression seems a little...suspicious...

2:33:47 Looks like some unknown force has pushed out protagonist to the her right...and she's grabbing it. Must be a Jedi.

2:34:00 She's laughing & grabbing the air to her side as thanks for the 10-month sub. Surely.

2:35:03 I wonder what demons our protagonist is pushing away. Must be silly ones because they have her giggling. End of Arc 3.

2:39:50 Beginning of Arc 4: Reading demon strikes back.

2:41:28 Hut! 1, 2. Technique change. They can't catch her, now!

2:42:46 Suddenly, she can't finish her though- ahn ...& has to repeat it. While wobbling again....strange.

2:42:54 Yes, it is bad. Worse, you think about League during.

2:46:53 I wonder what's to her left?

2:47:00 It only took 4 arcs, but now she's a pro at reading while, uh, distracted.

2:47:32 Casual red panda noises and movement stops shortly after. Dawg pry left the room here.

2:51:53 I'm tired too, man. But I doubt it was a lack of sleep for her.

2:52:10 Notice how once Nikita starts ordering the food, the wobbling all but stops or the movement is very different from the front & back jerking of the entire stream so far. End of Arc 4

2:58:32 Why's she blocking her face? And why does she start wobbling again right after? さあ...

2:58:45 Guys, prepare for Arc 5

3:07:40 It's always WHEN SHE STARTS READING! Dang, Nikita. 😂

3:10:24 I have a conspiracy theory, as well.

3:13:12 Her yelling at Nikita gets quieter as he gets closer. 😭

3:13:33 "Why am I so fatigued? Oh." Lmfaaaaooooo

3:15:47 Feels like "Nikita, I NEED CO-"

3:15:55 Oh, honey, the internet never forgets.

3:18:25 I swear Nikita has to have a thing for reading.

3:26:00 Why does she start moving? Maybe to hide something? Oh, nvm, it started again.

3:27:52 Just putting this here as a casual space moment.

3:28:16 Heartfelt rendition of The Kill by Thirty Seconds to Mars. Nikita is pretty lucky, all things considered.

3:28:48 Flails & drops something, but why?

3:29:00 End of Arc 5