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Women aren’t attractive, they are disgusting, sex-tempting, succubus sluts.

    Even recognizably so called "attractive" women like Sabrina Carpenter and Adriana Lima are ugly as fuck in my eyes. Women aren't attractive, they are disgusting, sex-tempting, succubus sluts. A woman's ass, boobs, thighs, and curvy body makes them all look like disgusting sluts, a whole bunch of succubi, that makes me vomit. Im not going to have sex with you, your female body and pussy are disgusting. Thank god I was born immune to female seduction i.e aroace 

    You can spend 6 hours micromanaging the every single intersection in the city

      Nah it's way easier to get the traffic mod so you can spend 6 hours micromanaging the every single intersection in the city, only to come to the conclusion that actually you do need another lane and a different layout entirely so you set up the incinerators you just unlocked and max out your garbage budget because you can't destroy landfills without emptying them first and you need them gone because their placement is going to fuck over your new design, then you level the entire industrial section of your city and rebuild it with your new design but you spent way too much money so once you hit play you quickly go into massive debt since you're hemorrhaging money on infrastructure maintenance and the newly built area isn't filled with tax payers yet so you take out a loan to pay for upgrades elsewhere in the city to calm down the growing unrest amongst the populace and then sit patiently as the new area fills, your tax revenue stabilizes and you slowly regain liquidity but watch as your new HyperEfficientโ„ข grid system is causing worse traffic everywhere else and particularly at choke point intersections that you built early on and you start angrily ruminating on the fact that you'll have to overhaul the rest of the city, which sucks because you had only done your industrial zone since the trailers, buses, and trash trucks where clogging everything up and that's only like 25% of the city and then you realize that when you level the residential zones you won't have the populace to support your industry so your tax problems will be even worse as understaffed business start shuttering so you spend a couple more hours trying to rework the choke point intersections before coming to the conclusion that you just should've been smarter when you started so you close the game because it's already 3am, determined to start anew tomorrow with all you've learned but you're actually really burnt out now so you don't open the game again for another 3 months.
      
      Anyways: dope game, highly recommend! 

      Unemployed girlies

        ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’Œ THIS IS A HOT GIRL EMPLOYMENT MANIFESTATION CHAIN ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿšจ
        
        send this to 10 bad bitches in the next 5 minutes or your resume will have a NUDE IN THE ATTACHMENT๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต you donโ€™t catch until AFTER you hit submit ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ“„
        
        twin is out here WRITING COVER LETTERS like itโ€™s foreplay ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ”ฅ show those hiring managers you are a QUALIFIED BADDDIE however gets their attention ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ
        
        clicking โ€œapply nowโ€ ๐Ÿ’…โœจ
        
        writing resumes like sheโ€™s making sexy love letter to HR๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
        
        if you donโ€™t pass this on:
        
        โŒ your WiFi will lag during applications
        
        โŒ youโ€™ll forget to attach your resume
        
        โŒthe manager will be someone you know from HS ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท
        
        if you DO pass it on:
        
        ๐Ÿ’ฐ 3 interviews will slide into your inbox
        
        ๐Ÿ’Œ a recruiter will be weirdly obsessed with you
        
        CLAIM THE ENERGY HERE , GOOD LUCK SISTER AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ 

        Greek Independence Day

          ๐Ÿงฟ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ทฮ–ฮ—ฮคฮฉ ฮ— ฮ•ฮ›ฮ›ฮ‘ฮฃ BITCHES ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿงฟ Today we celebrate the birthplace ๐Ÿซƒof DEMOCRACY ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธโœ… and GAY SEX๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฆ On this day ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ ๐Ÿ”™ 205 years ago the Greeks ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ stopped taking it greek ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ from the ottomans ๐Ÿฆƒ and FUCKED BACK ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ˆThey fucked through caves ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ซ They topped on mountains ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿฅด They DICKED DOWN ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿคค the turks ๐ŸงŒ FROM EVERY ANGLE ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ But because of the Greeksโ€™ MANLY SKIRTS ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜˜ CUTE HATS ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ‘€and POM POM shoes ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿค‘ the ottoMOANS were TOO HARD ๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ and couldnโ€™t be BEAT OFF ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ† Thankfully 10 years later the daddies of Europe ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ got too horny ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคญ and wanted to FUCK GREECE THEMSELVES ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿฅต so they rubbed on some olive oil ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿคซ and in the biggest gangbang of the 1830s ๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš they sent the ottomans walking SIDE TO SIDE ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ’ซ back across the aegean โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’‹ send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of the SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ทHELLENIC HOTTIES ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿšจ you know ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ’ฌif you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back your DMs are dry as HADES ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ and so is your ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿคฉ get 5๏ธโƒฃ back and maybe a GOLDEN SHOWER ๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘ will fall and get you PREGNANT ๐Ÿคฐโ˜”๏ธ get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back and daddy Zeus ๐Ÿซฆโšก๏ธwill CUM ๐Ÿ’ฆ down from Mt OlymPUSSY and FUCK YOU ANIMAL STYLE ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿด ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿณ๐Ÿคค 

          According to the scientific logs found in the Mansion of Cinnabar Island, Vanity was born from a pregnant Steel

            According to the scientific logs found in the Mansion of Cinnabar Island, Vanity was born from a pregnant Steel, found deep in the jungles of Guyana, whose embryo had been tampered with to alter its DNA.
            According to the scientific logs found in the Riot Mansion of Bennett Island, Sakha, Zanks was born from a pregnant Shanks, found deep in the jungles of Vietnam, whose embryo had been tampered with to alter its DNA. It was held and studied in the mansion where a scientist by the name Zellsis performed horrific gene-splicing experiments that made it vicious and extremely powerful. It eventually broke free of the Mansion, destroying it in the process, and fled. It can be encountered in Cerulean Cave, accessible only after a Radiant has proven their skill on Fracture. 

            Lamelo Ball car

              A few months ago I was in downtown Charlotte for a business conference. I was standing on a street corner waiting for a cross signal when I'm blinded by the headlights of the tackiest Cybertruck I've ever seen. It swings around the corner, literally a few feet in front of me, windows down, and who do I see but Lamelo Ball looking right at me. We awkwardly held eye contact for about half a second while he rounds the corner, then he launches down the street. It almost made me laugh, one of the most bizarre and unexpected moments that I'll remember till the day I die.
              
              Anyways, yeah I wouldn't get in Lamelo's car either. 

              Kelvin Benjamin

              A few months ago I was at Golden Corral for a business conference. I was standing at the dessert bar waiting for a serving spoon when I'm blinded by the speed of the hungriest customer I've ever seen. He swings around the corner, literally a few inches in front of me, tongue out, and who do I see but Kelvin Benjamin looking right at me. We awkwardly held eye contact for about half a second while he rounds the corner, then he launches down the buffet line. It almost made me laugh, one of the most bizarre and unexpected moments that I'll remember till the day I die.