My significant other likes to go “monkey mode” while playing Winston
My significant other recently started playing Overwatch. At first, it was just a hobby, the usual stuff, maybe a bit of shouting at the screen. But lately, their behavior has taken a very strange turn, specifically when they play as this one character who is a large gorilla.
Whenever they start playing as him, they immediately switch into this weird, deep cartoonish voice and say “greetings” over and over again to whoever they are playing with online. It’s annoying, but I could live with that. The real problem is when they start doing well in the game.
They call it “monkey mode.” Whenever they get a few kills or win a fight, they completely abandon the chair, climb onto our bed, and start crawling around on their knuckles like a gorilla. They actually beat their chest. It’s become such a common occurrence that I feel like I can’t even be in the room while they’re gaming anymore. It’s incredibly jarring to go from a quiet evening to hearing thumping, chest-beating, and weird grunting from the bedroom.
To make matters worse they’ve also developed an obsession with the song “Gucci Gang” by Lil Pump but replaced the lyrics to say “Gooshway Gang” (who I believe is a chinese professional player). They sing it constantly. Not just while playing, but while we’re cooking dinner, while they’re getting ready for work, just randomly around the house.
I’ve brought up how its driving me crazy but they just sort of laugh it off like it’s a joke or an “inside thing” with their online friends. Am I overreacting? Is this behavior normal among Overwatch players? Winston players?
This is fucking Rocket League right here. None of that pansy ass dick tugging style for the replay bullshit. Players whiff, players ball chase, players backflip when they try to fast aerial. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Rocket League is back baby.
No, you’re NOT a real gamer.
I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
AKA the Bento Box copypasta, it originally came from a post by niu-niu in Something Awful forum back in 2003. The post became a meme due to its satirical nature of weeb culture (not intended) and got reposted to sites like Yahoo Answers and 4chan mid 2000s.
Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
And it HAS to be by paypal. Please contact me at msn messanger at [email protected] or e-mail me there. You can also reply here but i would rather if you would message me, because it's just faster that way and i dont think i would check this topic alot
remember:
cant be pink or any girly color
has to be small
has to be of 2 or more compartments
cant be made of plastic
cant have drawings of cartoons (it can have cute lil designs though)
should come with matching chopstick holder (with chopsticks)
should be of cute shape like an oval
transaction must be through paypal
cant be more than 20 dollars
THANKS IN ADVANCE!!!
*PS. I know it might seem like im asking for alot but bento boxes come in ALOT of different shapes and stuff... i saw one JUST like the one im asking here on e-bay for a buy it now price of 15, BUT IT ONLY HAD ONE COMPARTMENT!!! I WANT 2 or MORE!!
Its a copypasta reply by users using the social media feature in Neverness to Everness (NTE)
Whoever watches Gen Z ( ¯ ︶ ¯ )
Will never change (*＾▽＾*)
Because they know how great “Red” is (≧▽≦)
You’re now one of the lucky ones (★ ω ★)
You can now mog normies with your superior taste! (*´w`*)
Its an unhinged Indonesian post about the siblings in Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) engaging in incest sex. The post states that questioning the siblings’ relationship is as pointless as questioning the marketing strategy of Burger Bangor being perpetually in 40% discount.
Ini sodara MC ZZZ ini pasti ngeseks, gak ada cerita mereka gak main sembunyikan ular piton abang tiap malem. Gak ada yang nanya di game soalnya itu sebodoh nanya "kalo burger bangor enak kenapa mereka diskon 40% mulu?" jawaban nya sudah jelas. Kalo lu keluar tengah malem lu bisa liat lampu toko nya masih nyala, mereka masih buka tapi gak ada pelanggan, kenapa? yah dari luar lu bisa denger bunyi kayu reyot nabrak tembok: "cekit cekit jedug cekit cekit jedug jedug", orang udah tahu tuh lu bunyiin bel nya harus nunggu 15 menit terus salah satu dari dua bersaudara ini turun, keringetan, ngaku AC nya rusak, tiap lu ke sana rusak mulu, selang nya gak bener kali masang nya. Toko gak bisa maju soalnya tiap bulan ganti rangka kasur, jebol terus. Yah adek nya cantik imut, abang nya ganteng keren, wajar aja ditinggal berdua langsung bertumbuk diatas kasur. Lu pisahin taro di ujung belahan dunia berbeda kayak nabi adam ama hawa juga ini berdua bakal balik lagi dalam 80 hari, terus kembali bertumbuk.
These Zenless Zone Zero MC siblings are definitely having sex, there is no way they aren't playing 'hide the brother's python' every single night. Nobody asks about it in-game because doing so is as stupid as asking, 'If Burger Bangor is so delicious, why are they always on a 40% discount?' The answer is already obvious.
If you go out in the middle of the night, you can see the shop lights are still on; they are still open but there are no customers. Why? Well, from the outside, you can hear the sound of creaky wood smashing against the wall: 'creak creak thud creak creak thud thud.' People already know that if you ring the doorbell, you have to wait 15 minutes before one of the siblings comes downstairs, drenched in sweat, claiming the AC is broken. Every time you go there, it's always 'broken'—maybe the hose wasn't installed correctly.
The shop can't make any business progress because every month they have to replace the bed frame; it keeps getting smashed through. Well, the little sister is cute and pretty, and the older brother is handsome and cool—it's only natural that the moment they're left alone together, they immediately start pounding on the mattress. Even if you separate them and put them on opposite ends of the world like Adam and Eve, these two would find their way back to each other within 80 days and go right back to pounding.
