An unhinged AO3 reader gives some tips to the author on writing gay fanfics.
I notice that this is your first fanfic, so I'll give you a few tips. First, you don't have to pretend you're a guy/gay/whatever! I know a lot of young female authors do this to feel more validated and to cover up when something anatomically incorrect happens in their fanfiction, or men don't talk like real men would, but I want to tell you that there's really nothing wrong with being just straight woman. You're fine likt that. And you're going to make mistakes sometimes. And then, as you develop as a writer, the mistakes will become less and less! (I also want to point out that this narrative is very harmful to us, real gay people. We are not some mask to be worn when convenient and then taken off later. Please think about it.)
Secondly: balls, balls, and more balls. Kissing the belly or behind the ears can be fun in lesbian or heterosexual sex, but men focus on the cock and balls. That's where all our pleasure is; we don't feel a warm feeling in our lower abdomen, a tingling in our stomach, or get weak legs. Licking and biting your nipples is nice, but not enough to make you scream or moan. You can also forget about fingering -- if you've had sex with more than one partner and are active, all you need is a little lubrication and you're good to go. Of course, don't forget condoms; no one wants STD. And on the non-sexual side, I can assure you that no one starts coming out by checking if their parents are okay with it. You either know they are, or you're keeping quiet. I also don't know why Adam would have such a hard time finding a gay club nearby? From what I understand, the fanfiction is set in modern times, so he should be able to find something at least somewhat LGBT-friendly close to home. On the other hand, his pickiness is also a bit strange, like sorry not sorry, but rules like "he's too young/too old" or "he's my friend's ex" don't work in the gay world :p. If a man wants to fuck, he'll even sleep with a young straight man with a wife and five kids. That's just the reality. We also don't watch series like heated rivalry or heartstopper, and we don't read yaoi. Those are things typically aimed at women, and the actors/characters are designed for a female audience. Gay men don't like delicate he/him waifus. Those are the most obvious mistakes I've noticed. We'll see how it goes in the second chapter :p
Its the Showmaker Ksante copypasta but changed to the boss Shiomi Yoru from Limbus Company.
This is Refraction Railway🛤️ Dihui Star ⭐️ Pinky🤙 Nursefather🫄. A boss with 2000 HP❤️, 3000 shields🛡️, 200 team damage per turn💥 has unbreakables 🚫, renewable shield 🛡, insane starter clashing⚔️. Has 30SP at start🧠, furthermore two 20+ clashing skills ⚔️ ⚔️ ⚔️ every second turn⏳ is stagger immune unless shield broken 💫 deals % damage 🗡 and then for her after images🥋 the more 📈 and more 📈 you stack, your sinners eat MORE DAMAGE ❤️🩹! your sinners eat MORE DAMAGE ❤️🩹 and her speed 🚀 gets gradually faster 📈 and then she has a second nuke ☢️ so you run out of resources for fluid sack 🐟 and you have two more bosses ahead so you eek-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😱😱
We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them.
We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it.
This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.
The Undertale Soundtrack Makes me Shit Myself
No, I am not joking. Recently, I decided that I wanted to listen to more undertale music because I forgot how good the soundtrack was, and boy does it get my bowels dancing along. Specifically the track “Finale” makes me have to go take a shit, it’s like some sort of brown music, I don’t understand it. I think this is starting to become an issue, I can’t listen to the undertale soundtrack without having to take a shit. this is the 4th time today, and as of writing this, yes, im shitting because of this issue. I have yet to see what effects the deltarune soundtrack does to my body, I’ve played both of these games and I never had to take a shit mid session. even in games with similar soundtracks like touhou, does not make me have to take a shit. This is starting to become a genuine problem, I don’t know what to do.
I DO NOT upscale to "quality". I DO NOT upscale to "balanced". I DO NOT upscale to "performance". I run the game on Native resolution, and if the game doesn't run at a reasonable amount of FPS, I refund it!
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to toilet seat, from dining table to church, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to toilet seat, from dining table to church, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me.
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
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No lube, no protection, all night all day from the kitchen floor to the dining table from the bed to church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air scream the lord's prayer, HE CAN TOP ME until I'm swollen, until I'm crying, until he's out of juice, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my insides becomes outsides, until my hole remember the shape, until my jaws fall off, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my body does a backflip, until my whole body shakes, until the skin peels off, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until im paralyzed for the rest of my life, until all my eggs are fertilized, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he couldn't stand, until i die, until his tentacles dont come anymore, until my mouth cant eat, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until he dont have it anymore, until his hole remembers the size and girth, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until he has to regenerate it, until the whole world hears . I'm gonna get him pregnant ten times over breeding him all day all night no protection just me and him all over the house on the floor on the couch on the bed in the shower on the rooftops even god couldn't pull me out of him.
No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I grip her waist, groan, and lose my breath, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, standing up, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe-curling, back-arching, leg-shaking, core-tightening, fist-clenching, breath-stealing, mind-blowing, eye-rolling, soul-snatching, overstimulating, spine-tingling, sweat-dripping, thigh-gripping, sheet-ripping, nail-digging, back-scratching, teeth-clenching, body-trembling, lip-biting, gravity-defying, sweat-soaked, jaw-dropping, hip-thrusting, head-tilting, world-shattering, body-weakening, soul-evaporating, room-spinning, heart-pounding, moan-inducing, nerve-numbing, earth-shaking, show-stopping, life-altering, knee-buckling, universe-collapsing, demon-summoning, heavenly, mind-melting, out-of-body, primal, euphoric, hair-raising, skin-tingling, unforgettable, feral, vicious, ruthless, relentless, breathtaking, godlike, monstrous, animalistic, uncontrollable, ultimate, explosive, devastating, and legendary stroke game—she could drain me dry and I'd still keep going
no lube no protection all night all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat from the dining table to the bedroom from the bathroom sink to the shower from the front part to the balcony vertically horizontally quadratic exponential logarithmic while I gasp for air scream and see the light missionary cowgirl reverse cowgirl doggy backwards forward sideways upside down on the floor in the bed on the couch on a chair being carried against the wall outside in a train on a plane in the car on a motorcycle the bed of a truck on a trampoline in a bounce house in the pool bent over in the basement against the wall had the most toe curling back arching leg shaking dick throbbing fist clenching ear licking mouth drooling ass clenching nose sniffling eye watering eye rolling hip thrusting earthquaking sheet gripping knuckles cracking jaw-dropping hair pulling teeth jittering mind-boggling soul snatching over stimulating vile sloppy moan-inducing heart-wrenching spine tingling backbreaking atrocious gushy creamy beastly lip biting gravity defying nail biting sweaty feet kicking mind-blowing body shivering orgasmic bonebreaking world ending black hole creating universe destroying devious scrumptious amazing delightful delectable unbelievable body numbing bark worthy can't walk head nodding soul evaporating volcano erupting sweat rolling voice cracking trembling sheets soaked hair drenched flabbergasting lip locking skin peeling eyelash removing eye whitening pussy popping nail scratching back cut spectacular brain cell dissolving hair ripping showstoppping magnificent unique extraordinary splendid phenomenal mouth foaming heavenly awakening devil's tangoes he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride it and I would give this man the sloppiest wetest creamiest soul ticking slimy life-changing death tropping heavensent flabbergasting hypnotizing ungodly astonishing leg trembling back arch heads desperately grabbing the sheets legs stretching out again and again toe curling voice breaking whimper causing waist slowly moving up and down small heavy breath i can't take much more of this breaths getting quicker twitching throbbing eyes shut lip biting edging begging for relief warm hot rush bubbling up spit upon the tongue twisting ground tip-talking against the mouth sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit and lick to the bottom deep throat thrusting slower then faster faster faster twisting mouth around each side spiritually enlightening chakra lining Mangekyou Sharingan unlocking golden light like a halo noise from the very edge of his throat for the final hardest release ever and then I'd let him pound me so fucking hard until he impregnates me with his babies my prayers for you be like no lube no protection for the condom or the Lord all night all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat from the dining table to the church vertically horizontally quadratic while I gasp for air and scream the Lord's prayer you sir can obliterate me and use no lube no protection all night all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat from the dining table to the bedroom from the bathroom safe to the shower from the front to the balcony vertically horizontally quadratic exponential make for air scream and see the light missionary cowgirl reverse cowgirl doggy backwards forward sideways upside down on the floor in the bed on the couch on a chair being carried against the wall outside in a train On a plane in the car on a motorcycle the bit of a truck on a trampoline in a bounce house in the pool bent over in the basement against the window of the most toe curling back arching leg shaking he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magniticent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride it and I would give this man the sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul taking, slimy, life changing, death DROPPING, heaven sent, flabbergasting, hypnotising, ungodly, astonishing, leg trembling, back arched, hands desperately grabbing the sheets, legs stretching out again and again, toe curling, voice breaking, whimper causing, waist slowly moving up and down, small heavy breath " I can't take much more of this", breaths getting quicker, twitching, throbbing, eyes shut, lip biting, edging begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up, spit upon the tongue twisting ground tip-talking against the mouth, sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit and lick to the bottom, deepthroating, thrusting slower then faster, faster, FASTER twisting mouth around each side, spiritually enlightening, chakra aligning, mangekyo sharigan unlocking, golden light like a halo, noise from the very edge of his throat for the final, hardest release ever....and THEN I'd let him pound me so FUCKING HARD UNTIL HE IMPRENATES ME WITH HIS BABIES. My prayers for you be like no lube, no protection from the condom or the lord, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord's prayer, YOU sir can OBLITERATE me and uses no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
