Texas Tech Board of Regents chair Cody Campbell made this statement on June 10, 2026, while warning other athletic conferences against boycotting his school. This happened because Texas Tech planned to play quarterback Brendan Sorsby after a judge issued a temporary injunction against an NCAA gambling ban.
Guess what? That's collusion. That's an antitrust violation. So have fun with that. You can't do that. 
This copypasta originated on Chinese esports forums around 2017–2018 to satirize the hyper-aggressive playstyle of Royal Never Give Up’s jungler, Mlxg. Known for his signature “starvation jungling” and reckless engages, Mlxg routinely ignored standard competitive strategy by forcing team fights regardless of how far behind his team was. The translated quote spread to Reddit and the global League of Legends community as the ultimate caricature of relentless LPL aggression.
When both teams are even in gold, MLXG feels that RNG is at a great advantage and thus he does not hesitate to start a team fight. When RNG is 3k behind in gold, MLXG thinks that RNG is at a small advantage, and he so he starts a team fight to secure their "lead". When RNG is behind 7k in gold, MLXG thinks that RNG is at a disadvantage and so he looks for a team fight to regain control of the game. When RNG is 10K behind in gold, MLXG thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not start a team fight.当两队经济持平的时候，MLXG觉得RNG有很大优势，所以他毫不犹豫地开团。
当RNG落后3000经济的时候，MLXG觉得RNG略有优势，所以他开团来确保他们的“领先”。
当RNG落后7000经济的时候，MLXG觉得RNG处于劣势，所以他找机会开团试图重新掌控比赛。
当RNG落后10000经济的时候，MLXG觉得队伍已经陷入绝境，如果不主动开团就只能被动等死。
Before anyone invented the paragraph nobody stopped writing because there was nothing to stop writing into the earliest Greek and Latin books ran together as one endless unbroken river of letters with not even spaces between the words which scholars call scriptio continua and it looked exactly like a single sentence that refused to die then around the third century BC a librarian in Alexandria named Aristophanes of Byzantium got tired of people reading his texts out loud with the wrong pauses and started putting little dots in to mark where the breath should go and that was the first paragraph because he realized a thought ends and another begins and the reader needs permission to stop after that the paragraphos arrived as a small horizontal stroke in the margin to flag the start of a new passage then came the pilcrow the little ¶ that meant literally "I wrote this" and it sat politely at the head of each new chunk of sense like a bouncer holding the door open and when Gutenberg and the printers showed up in the fifteenth century they could no longer afford the luxury of one giant scream of text because type is expensive and lines are short and so they made everyone indent and the paragraph hardened into law and that is the whole miserable story of the paragraph a handful of dots that learned to take a breath which is more than you have done since you started typing 
How dare you ignore Green. They just wanted to give you some fucking food and you IGNORE them? Were your stupid notes more important than FOOD? ITS FUCKING FOOD. THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS JUST FUCKING EAT THEIR FOOD! YOU CANT EVEN SPARE 2 GODDAMN SECONDS?? You didn’t even figure anything out in the end so it was LITERALLY POINTLESS! POINTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!
This self entitled neglectful obsessive do nothing yaoislop vagueposting FAILURE of a dad needs to be put DOWN. He’s lucky Flowery was protecting his ungrateful ass or I would have dragged him to the hospital myself and made him watch Rudy die right before his eyes, knowing any chance he had of hitting that is gone. Forever. 
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I tamper with my 14 year old son’s recording footage so that Pointercrate will never accept his submissions.
Hi guys, this is not my proudest post but this needs to be said. My son (14), is a GENERATIONAL talent. For context, his hardest demon is Gaggatrondra, which would have been his first mainlist demon if the record was accepted.
Initially I was very supportive of my son, but as he jumped from Deadlocked to Sweater Weather, and then to Black Blizzard after only 3 months of playing the game, I suspected that he was cheating. However, after watching him beat Zodiac in person last month, I have no doubts that he is a legitimate player.
Now you might be wondering why I would do such a heinous thing. Well, he was unfamiliar with the rules of pointercrate, and so he asked me to submit his record (as I have legacy points on Pointercrate). And well, I may have deleted his audio, because I can’t bear my son to be officially better than me (my hardest is Hypersonic, I beat it when it was on the list). And for all his other submissions, I’ve done the same thing. My son knows that his submissions don’t get accepted, but he doesn’t know why.
He will never know why. 
[14M] Found out my dad was tampering with my completion footage. Mom divorcing as a result. AMA.
Title says it all really. A few days ago my dad made a post admitting to tampering with my footage so Pointercrate wouldn't accept my submissions.
I never would have thought in a million years that he would do something to me this atrocious. I never knew he was jealous of my progress in this game, let alone actively trying to drag me down.
I read his post yesterday. I did indeed call him "the worst person I'll ever know". Geometry dash was my life. I had a mainlist down and I guess he couldn't take it being worse than his offspring at anything... so he decided to destroy my achievements. My mother is now divorcing him. Can't blame her. I, too, would be pissed if my son's mainlist completion recording was tampered with by a man whose hardest is Hypersonic, a measly top 1400 extreme (he claims he beat it when it was on the list).
He even destroyed my sayodevice and claimed it was to "protect me" and that Geometry Dash fame was a "curse". He said I'm dead to him. Unbelievable. I'm leaving him and his stupid legacy points.
I will never forgive him.