By u/MeltSimp, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Gilberta from Endfield.
I can’t take it anymore I’m sick of Gilberta.
I want to use Ardelia, she uses too much SP. I want to use Perlica, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Rossi, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Laevatain, Last Rite, all their fastest clears use Gilberta. I want to roll for Mifu, Fangyi, deep down I know they both want Gilberta.
She smiles at me. She knows I skipped her. I said I didn’t like her story and she held a grudge.
“Having fun, Endmin? What a nice stash of Oroberyls you have.”
She knows I’m going to pull the moment she reruns. I farmed for her, I built Stanza for her. She knows I’m holding 120 pulls specifically for her.
She grabs my credit card. It declines. The banner is gone. I can’t pull for her anymore… I don’t even know when the next rerun is.
“Guess I’ll be taking these for safekeeping :)”, she took all the Oroberyls I stocked up. There’s no hint of mercy in her eyes, just pure 42% SP neutral Arts susceptibility.
What a cruel world. 
I can't take it anymore I'm sick of Gilberta... I try to play support Tangtang and my Gilberta has more usage, I try to play Ardelia and Gilberta has more usage, I try to play Xaihi and Gilberta has more usage. I don't even try to play Zhuang Fangyi because she also need Gilbert a in her team.. I want to play Laevatain and her best team has Gilberta. I want to play Avywenna—Yvonne they both want Gilberta. she grasped around my throat, I farm for her, I cook for her I give her potentials, she isn't satisfied I pull Camille. "I don't need another sub-dps." She tells me "give me more Arts Infliction." She grabs Rossi and forces her to throw herself at enemies. "You just need to grind for my priorities, I can solo support Rossi." I can't pull for Rossi I don't have enough Oroberyl, she grabs my credit card it declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Laevatain that she just gave buffs to in the last second, she says "Laevatain, get them!" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes nothing but pure uncontested highest usage in every CC and late game challenges up to date, what a cruel world... Why couldn't I get Gilberta from my pulls..