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I can’t take it anymore I’m sick of Gilberta.

    By u/MeltSimp, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Gilberta from Endfield.

    I can’t take it anymore I’m sick of Gilberta.
    
    I want to use Ardelia, she uses too much SP. I want to use Perlica, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Rossi, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Laevatain, Last Rite, all their fastest clears use Gilberta. I want to roll for Mifu, Fangyi, deep down I know they both want Gilberta.
    
    She smiles at me. She knows I skipped her. I said I didn’t like her story and she held a grudge.
    
    “Having fun, Endmin? What a nice stash of Oroberyls you have.”
    
    She knows I’m going to pull the moment she reruns. I farmed for her, I built Stanza for her. She knows I’m holding 120 pulls specifically for her.
    
    She grabs my credit card. It declines. The banner is gone. I can’t pull for her anymore… I don’t even know when the next rerun is.
    
    “Guess I’ll be taking these for safekeeping :)”, she took all the Oroberyls I stocked up. There’s no hint of mercy in her eyes, just pure 42% SP neutral Arts susceptibility.
    
    What a cruel world.