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Dear beloved members of the North American TFT

    Bebe872 is a Teamfight Tactics (TFT) ex-pro player who posted this on the competitive TFT sub telling NA players that playing TFT competitively is a waste of time. The post got removed by the mods but an archived version can still be found in the main TFT sub.

    Dear beloved members of the North American TFT digital community,
    
    Since my departure I have gained some perspective of which I share out of love and respect.
    
    Dishsoap has won worlds twice, yet your playerbase has continued to drop, guttering your revenue, viewers, and entertainment.
    
    This is because of the unfortunate reality that the majority of the Challenger playerbase in North America lacks visible skill expression and charisma(high apm, verbal intelligence), thus inable to garner the respect of the average American, preventing further growth and prosperity within the region.
    
    In this trajectory, it is predictable that the majority of you who wish to make a career out of TFT, will miserably fail, and find yourself wasting your entire twenties and thirties, of which you could've used to build a stronger, dignified career, meaningful relationships, and a loving family.
    
    By no doubt, this will lead to a lifetime of regret, like my former colleague in TFT, whom I revere very much and has made more money than most of you. He has disappeared from the face of this earth, and it would not surprise me if you shared his fate.
    
    Thus I recommend the following:
    
    #1. Pause all TFT gaming activities until you build a dignified career with reasonably predictable income for the next 30 years.
    
    #2. Exercise, read books, surround yourself with people smarter than you, develop empathy & perspective.
    
    #3. Then, you may return, and occassionally participate in these TFT tournaments, if you find the time remaining.~
    
    My beloved TFT players in North America, especially the challengers, I love you very much. So stop yapping and do as I say.
    
    Extra message to my once fellow streamers.
    
    #1. To the most lovely miss Emilywang. It is obvious to me you are a smart, intelligent person, who is currently overly stressed by the toxic digital environment of Teamfight Tactics. This would cause severe mental harm to any individual, of which I understand thoroughly because I have been through it myself. I warn you that the environment you are in is indeed toxic and harmful to your health. Please take care of your health.
    
    #2. To the most respected K3Soju, you will not believe how easy it is to spend and lose a few million dollars, whether it'd be due to a family accident, legal disputes, or an unfortunate and uncontrollable divorce. Be frugal, and smart with your decisions in finance and take some time to slowly think about your future.
    
    #3. To the most passionate and innocent Setsuko, you played well, but you really do keep getting unlucky. Don't blame yourself.
    
    That is all. Good bye.
    
    -Bebe872 

    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union

      The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
      
      As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
      
      In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
      
      There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
      
      In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
      
      Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
      
      Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
      
      By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
      
      During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
      
      Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
      
      Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas 

      Boomhauer – The Meaning Of Life

        From S03E04 of King of the Hill where Boomhauer gave a poetic ramble of the meaning of life.

        Man I tell you what Hank bout there-that dang ol meaning o’life, man. It’s like this man. You’ like a butterfly flappin ‘is wings deep down in that forest man an’ it gonna cause a tree fall like five thousand miles away man. If-an ain’t no body see it nobody don-done-e’en know it happen you know ibda baby born into this world int’know neck god dang friends got no nothin but da go come into find out about em ol evil man. Man see like, you don even know man. When-dyagon it’d like you born into this world man and you got — it’s like this: dust in the wind man, or like a dang ol’ candle in the wind man. You gon — it don matter man it’s not the old oldies all th’ time man. You know what I think man? It’d like the the dang ol – I think therefore you are man. 

        World Cup 2026 | Spain vs Argentina 1-0

          🇪🇸🏆🔥 SPAIN ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS AND ARGENTINA ARE FUCKING NOTHING 🔥🏆🇪🇸 1️⃣-0️⃣ amigo 😘 how does the New Jersey dirt taste 🤤🇦🇷⚰️ 😭🐐❓ THE "GOAT" 🐐 MESSI'S LAST DANCE 🕺 FIFTEEN TOUCHES 🖐️🖐️🖐️ mi abuela touches the ball more than that from the fucking couch 👵📺⚽ ZERO SHOTS FIRST HALF 🚫🥅 0.2 xG 📉😹 you didn't come to play fútbol you came to CRY 😢🌊🇦🇷 🟥🟥🟥 ENZO SEES RED 90+3 ⏱️ classic fucking argentina 🦵⚽ can't win so you KICK 🥋 down to 10 men 🔟➡️😭 all those fouls and STILL got dogwalked 🐕🚶 ⚡106' FERRAN TORRES 💥🥅 GOOOOOL straight through your sad little celeste hearts 💙➡️💔 LA ROJA 🔴🔴🔴 book your flights home in TEARS ✈️😭🧳🇦🇷 ⭐⭐ DOS ESTRELLAS 🇪🇸 cry me the entire Río de la Plata 🌊😭 vamos ESPAÑA 🇪🇸🔥 LLORÁ ARGENTINA 😹👋💀 
          GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🥅🥅🥅OLE👏👏👏👏👏👏🌎🌎🌎🌎OLE🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 OLE💯💯💯💯💯VIVA LA ESPANA 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🕚🕚 OVERTIME EDGED US 💦💦BUT SPAIN 🇪🇸 WON FAIR & SQUARE ▪️▪️ NUMBER 6️⃣SEVEN 🙌🙌 FLIPPED his way into VICTORY 💪👑 “La Furia Roja” 🔥🔥 are SLAPPING 👋👋 that TROPHY 🍑🏆💦 tonight 😉😉 SHAKE THAT ASS 🍑 LIKE SHAKIRA 💃💃WAKA WAKA 🌎🌎🤝🤝UNC 😇😇MESSI did NOT SCORE 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌ the GOLDEN CUP 🏆🏆😭😭😭 MAY the KING OF CORNER KICKS 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️have a 😴😴RESTFUL RETIREMENT 🙏🙏🙏 🥺🥺LETS BE REAL 😬😬THO 👀👀THE MUPPETS 🤡🩷🩷 WERE THE STARS 🌟 🌟OF THE SHOW 🦅🦅🦅RAHHHHHHH 🎉🎉🥳👯👯 
          GOAAAALLLLLLLLL ⚽️🥅🏟️ THE WORLD CUP 🌎🏆HAS ‼️OFFICIALLY ‼️ENDED‼️ SPAIN BUSTED 💥 THEIR BALLS ⚽️ ALL OVER ARGENTINA 😏ALL THE HOT 🥵 🥵 SWEATY 💦MEN 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨ARE DONE CHASING 🏃🏃 EACH OTHERS BALLS ⚽️ AND RUBBING 🧴AGAINST EACH OTHER 😏😏 THEYRE TAKING 🥷 A HARD EARNED 💸DICKING 🍆AND BREAK 💔FROM THEIR STEAMY 🧖 POST GAME 🥅 NAKED 🍌 TEAM SHOWERS 🚿😩💦 A MOMENT 🫡OF APPRECIATION 🫡FOR ALL THE TEAMS 🤬THAT GET 🤪TO SUCK SPAINS DICK 🍆FOR THE NEXT FOUR 4️⃣ YEARS 💯UNTIL THE NEXT WORLD 🌎 CUP 🏆
          
          HERE ARE ALL THE LOSERS 💀RUBBING🧴💦 EACH OTHER OFF 🚀 TO CUM 💦EVEN HARDER 💪AT THE ‼️2️⃣0️⃣3️⃣0️⃣‼️ WORLD 🌎 CUP🏆‼️
          
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          🇪🇸 SPAINK ME (WINNERS!!! 🥇)
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          To be fair, you have to have very high media literacy to like Jax.

            Its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus (TADC).

            To be fair, you have to have very high media literacy to like Jax. The foreshadowing is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of queer subcultures most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jax’s avoidant outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from domestic abuse literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Jax truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jax’s physical and psycological abuse on Gangle, which itself is a cryptic reference to CJ Roberts’ Captive in the Dark. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gooseworx’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Jax tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand, and have said that Ragatha is a worse person than Jax at least 10 times on reddit and youtube. 

            Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more Laine clips

              The Patrick Laine copypasta came from u/HangarEighteen_ responding to another user saying they don’t need a clip for every goal Laine scores. It has become an iconic copypasta every since. Laine is a Finnish professional ice hockey player.

              Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more Laine clips. Fuckin every time this kid steps on the ice someone scores. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin ovi have 12 goals this season I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya Patrik "golden flow" Laine is pottin 50 in '17 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck