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I was lost between borders. Norwegian citizen born in Norway, stucked in India living on the streets. Surviving. Being a tourist guide.

    Its from a Youtube video of Lasse Lund, a 33-year-old Norwegian man who went viral for claiming his parents abandoned him in the Mumbai slums when he was 10 years old.

    I was lost between borders. Norwegian citizen born in Norway, stucked in India living on the streets. Surviving. Being a tourist guide.

Smoking on the fucking roads. Don't you think I wanna get some kind of injustment against the government when Im 33 years old have 0 schooling they haven't done the shit that they were supposed to do. The Finnish embassy when they helped me out of the country, they were supposed to report me to children services because I was under 18. Did they do their job? No they didn't do their job. Thanks to them I dont have fucking nothing. I even told the Norwegian government once that I came back to Norway. I have no school then they should've fucking done some kind of research.

Find out, why don't I have school? What's the reason? No fucking European atleast from a fucking one of the richest countries in the world. Dont have fucking schooling there must be a reason to it. Why they don't do their fucking background check? Because they know theyre in the wrong.

    I’ve come to make an announcement: Avatar Aang is a bitch ass motherfucker

      Its the Eggman announcement speech but changed to Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra.

      I’ve come to make an announcement: Avatar Aang is a bitch ass motherfucker, he took out my fucking ships! That’s right, he took out his fucking glider staff, and he blew up my ships! So I’m making a callout in the motherfucking oasis: Aang you’ve got a weak element, it’s like the strength of this breeze except way weaker! And here’s what my element looks like: FWOOSH! That’s right, baby! All heat! No source! No gusts! Look at that it’s like two sparks and a flame! Aang took out my ships so guess what I’m gonna do?! I’m taking out the water tribe! That’s right this is what you get: MY SUPER FIREBENDING!

Except I’m not bending at the water tribe, I’m going even higher. I’m bending AT THE MOOOON! How do you like that, ARNOOK?! I’M BENDING AT THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!

You have approximately 24 seconds until you BEN-DING goes away, now get the fuck out of my sight before I firebend on you too! 
      I've come to make an announcement:

The Avatar is a b**ch-a$s motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king dad. That's right, he took his Avatar glowy d**k out and he pissed on my f**king dad, and he said his d**k was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Avatar, you've got a small d**k. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

*Equalist airship floats into view above the skyline*

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my dad, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k Republic City. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! *airship fires a big lightning/laserbeam* Except I'm not gonna piss on Republic City, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROP-O-LETS hit the f**king Earth Kingdom, now get outta my f**king sight, before I piss on you too!"

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𝙇-Lavish 😍

𝘼-Awesome ✨

𝘾-Cheerfull 🔥

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        I’ve been a chronic masturbator for years. Decades, even.

          Came from an unhinged Steam review of Zenless Zone Zero. 

          Look, I’ve been a chronic masturbator for years. Decades, even. I’ve seen every type of pixelated titty physics the industry has to offer — from stiff cardboard bounces in old games to the overcooked gelatin wobbles in modern gacha trash. But nothing, and I mean nothing, prepared me for what miHoYo cooked up in Zenless Zone Zero.
The moment I loaded into the game and saw the girls moving, my soul left my body. The boob jiggle physics in ZZZ aren’t just good. They’re divine. They’re not just bouncing — they’re alive. They have weight. They have momentum. They have personality. Every step, every combat dash, every idle animation is a masterclass in soft-body simulation that makes my degenerate brain short-circuit.
I’m talking realistic secondary motion that reacts to wind, to attacks, to camera angles. The way they settle after a big move? Chef’s kiss. The subtle micro-jiggles when a character is just standing there breathing? I’m on my knees. I’ve spent literal hours in the character menu just rotating the camera and watching the physics do their holy work. My right hand has never been more religious.
Because of this jiggle physics, I’m starting to believe there is a God.
No atheist could look at the way these characters move and still claim the universe is random chance. This level of bouncy perfection didn’t just evolve — it was designed. Someone out there (probably a fellow chronic masturbator who achieved enlightenment) poured their soul into making sure every frame honored the female form in motion. It’s not fanservice anymore. It’s scripture.
Combat? Cool. Story? Pretty fun. New Eridu aesthetic? Stylish as hell. But none of that matters. I’m here for the physics. I’ve cleared entire commissions with one hand while the other was occupied, eyes locked on the jiggle like it was the meaning of life.
If you’re also a proud, unashamed coomer, do yourself a favor and download Zenless Zone Zero right now. Turn the graphics up. Put it in 60 FPS. Thank me (and the devs) later when you’re having a spiritual experience mid-battle.
This game didn’t just raise the bar. It made the bar jiggle so seductively that I found God.
Final Score: 11/10 (extra point for the existential crisis and subsequent religious awakening)
Praise be to the Jiggle.

          For me, it’s the McChicken.

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            The McChicken copypasta originally came from 4chan born out of a massive trend on boards like /v/ (Video Games) and /tv/ (Television & Film) where users started parodying corporate astroturfing. Its meant to mock how incredibly forced, soulless, and overly enthusiastic corporate ad copy sounds.

            For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
            For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.