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F students are inventors

    Azoulay on F students are inventors

    The pasta came from a Tiktok video by fitness and business influencer “Ben Azoulay” who called F students the inventors of society.

    If you’re a young boy and you’re in a situation where you’re an F student, let me tell you something, you got a bright future, buddy. You see, an A student is the perfect employee. He works for me and he does his job perfectly. A B student, that’s my manager. The C students, those are business owners. Then, you got the D. D is between a business owner and an inventor. It’s someone that owns a business, but truly wants to invent something. He just doesn’t know how to do it. And then you got the F students. The F students are inventors. They’re so fucking creative that they couldn’t sit in class because whatever people were trying to put in their head, they knew it was fucking bullshit. 
    "The F students are inventors" [photo]
    what bro sends me after failing a test:
    Eliminating the future competition 🥀😔

    I met J Cole, my life is now inspired by humbleness.

      I walked into the KFC, to see J Cole sharing his food with everyone. He didn't even eat it himself. When I asked him why he said "eating food isn't humble enough for me." I pulled out my phone and asked if we could take a picture. J Cole gave me a puzzled look and tapped my phone screen, "What is this thing you hold in your hand?" "This is a phone, are you stupid?" I said to J Cole, He tilted his head "I am too humble to know what a phone is." He then climbs up the roof of KFC and pulls out his blanket, Cole lays down and attempts to fall asleep. "Don't you have to go home, Cole?" I ask before he looks at me confused, "What's a home? Sounds a bit snobby and materialistic to me! My blanket and my moldy KFC roof is all I need!"

      starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can’t stand it when people think starch lord is good.

        Starch Lord from PvZ
        sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can’t stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let’s look at it’s abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It’s way too late! This is- it’s- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that’s not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It’s drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you’re gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it’s so overrated, it’s just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it’s based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it’s appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it’s based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It’s so grunts it’s so, I’m sticking this in F tier I don’t even care.

        My name is Ea-nāşir. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Ur

          Its a mashup of the Yoshikage Kira and Ea-Nasir (the fraudulent copper salesman in 1750 BCE) copypasta.

          My name is Ea-nāşir. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Ur, where all the villas of the merchants are, and I am not married. My trade is dealing in the best quality copper ores in all of Mesopotamia, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I occasionally drink beer. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told by the Asu that there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with the complaints of my customers about the quality of my copper ores, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were given a chance to make a profit I would not hesitate to do so.

          Gravicious x Shadow

            Gravicious copypasta

            Its was a Gravicious smut that was posted in PoE global chat which got a reply by Chris Wilson (former co-director of PoE) under the alias ‘Nerf’.

            I bet these hetero's kiss girls General Gravicius grunts, his hips rapidly slamming his erect donger deep into Shadow's lean muscled frame. Sweat drips from his brow as he moans a quiet prayer before both nuts erupt, turning him into a fountain of cum, launching Shadow at least 5 meters onto the floor. Gravicius smirks at the sight, "I fuck for God, Exile. Who do you fuck for?"

            Full transcript log

            <SSS> Lets_All_Love_Lain: I bet these hetero's kiss girls General Gravicius grunts, his hips rapidly slamming his erect donger deep into Shadow's lean muscled frame. Sweat drips from his brow as he moans a quiet prayer before both nuts erupt, turning him into a fountain of cum, launching Shadow at least 5 meters onto the floor. Gravicius smirks at the sight, "I fuck for God, Exile. Who do you fuck for?"

<GGG> Nerf (Dev): what