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If she ain’t Asian, I ain’t chasin. if she ain’t ABG, she ain’t the one for me.

    If she ain't Asian, I ain't chasin. if she ain't ABG, she ain't the one for me. If she ain't squinting, I ain't sprinting. If she ain't oriental, she ain't in my mental. If it ain't rice, it ain't nice. If my dog ain't in danger, she a stranger. If she ain't yellow, I ain't sayin hello. If she ain't Chinese, I ain't getting on my knees, If she ain't Japanese, She ain't what't happening, If she ain't Korean, then she ain't who I'm seein', If she ain't Filipino, That ain't who Ima see yo, If she ain't Thai, then i'm the wrong guy, If she ain't Sri Lankan, then her door ain't where i'm knocking. If the Ching ain't Chonging, then she ain't belonging. If she ain't Kawaii, I'm going to Hawaii. If her eyes ain't almond, then I ain't callin'. If it ain't K-Pop, I'm telling her "Hey, Stop!" If it ain't BTS, then she may be BS. If I can wear shoes in her house, I'd rather date a mouse. If it ain't noodles, I'm sayin toodles. If she ain't foriegn, then she borin'. If it ain't sushi, it ain't juicy. If it ain't Boba, then I don't wanna know ya. If she ain't playing Valorant, then I won't be tolerant. If it aint Chopsticks, you might as well grab them mopsticks. If she ain't raving, then she ain't who I'm saving. 
    If she ain’t Asian, I ain’t chasin. if she ain’t abg, I aint say’n a thing. If she aint squinting, I aint sprintin. If she aint oriental,she aint in my mental. If it aint rice, it aint nice. if my dog ain’t in danger, she a stranger. If she ain’t yellow, I ain’t sayin hello. If it ain’t noodles, I’m sayin toodles. If she ain’t forgein, she borin. If it ain’t sushi, it ain’t juicy.

    Hornet is the most compatible arachnid for humans

      By u/Fun-Celery-8988, its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Hornet from Hollow Knight.

      Hey guys, do you know that in terms of male human and female arachnid breeding, Hornet is the most compatible arachnid for humans? Not only is she resembling a human figure, but based on the "raindrop theory" plus the fact that Team Cherry is literally Australian, we can calculate that Hornet is about human size. That means she is large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with the fact that she is a demigod, you can be rough with the savior of Pharloom. Due to her silk-based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that the inside of Hornet is incredibly soft. Besides, natural silk is a carbon-based fiber that absorbs water easily, which means you can have sex with her for hours without getting sore. If you're on the kinky side, worry not because Hornet has complete control over her silk. That means she could make any shape out of silk from your imagination, and she could tie you or herself if you wanted to. Along with being half-naked most of the time, it would be incredibly easy to get you in the mood. With her ability to convert soul to silk and then to heal herself, she could easily recover as long as you keep pumping your "souls" into her. At worst, if you are some kind of savage beast that sends her flying, she would turn into a cocoon and would come right back at you if you have a bench nearby. Oh, did I mention that she has past experience? That means she would definitely know how to please you. Hornet is literally built for human dicks. A demigod + soul absorption + past experience, because of that she's a perfect partner.

      This is Guest 666🐐. A killer with vertical mobility✈️, 27 Sprint speed🏃, 9 stamina loss/second🏃

        Its the Ksante copypasta but changed to Guest 666 from the Roblox game “FORSAKEN”.

        This is Guest 666🐐. A killer with vertical mobility✈️, 27 Sprint speed🏃, 9 stamina loss/second🏃. Killer has 10% speed🏃 increase when abilities highlight💡 survivor (29.7 Sprint speed🏃). Has behead🪓 on holding M1 for 8 second cooldown⌚, furthermore the cooldown⌚ is only 4 seconds + Inflicts hemorrhage🩸if it hits. Then when they transform🐺 all cooldowns⌚ are refunded🤑 and they cannot be stunned💫 and then they get 4% more movement speed🏃 and with more movement speed🏃 Manic Fixation gets stronger and survivors are highlighted💡, you get cooldowns⌚ refunded🤑+ bloodhunt🩸 extended on kill🪦 and his E can be held to fake people out🤡 but it gets stronger💪 when you hold E so-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😱😱

        Zohran Mamdani ELECTED MAYOR

          🚨HEY NEW YORK🗽START⏱️SPREADING👐THOSE🫵HOLES🕳️ AND CLOSE 🙏THOSE POLLS🗳️'CUZ FROM THE 📍BADONKADONX🍑TO 🙄FAPPEN💦ISLAND🚢 ZOHRAN🧔🏽‍♂️MAM-DADDY😩HAS BEEN ERECTED🍆MAYOR OF 🇳 🇾 🇨 🌭 DA BIG 🫦 APPLE 🍎 GET READY 4️⃣ FAST⚡AND FREE🤑BUSSIES🚌TAXING💸THE RICH🎩AND BENEFITS4️⃣SMALL🤏BUSSYNESSES🏪SEND📨THIS⬇️TO 1️⃣0️⃣FRIENDS TO LET THEM KNOW🤯AY‼️I'M WANKIN'✊🍆HERE💦
          👀 WAKE 🆙 COMMIE SLUTZ💋THIS JUST IN 🚨 LORD ZADDY ZOHRAN IS THE NEW MAYOR OF NYC 🤯THAT’S RIGHT 🎯 CUNT 🤛 HOPE YOU BROUGHT A CLEAN PAIR OF PANTIES BECAUSE ITS ABOUT TO BE A SLIP AND 🛝 UP IN HERE 💦 ZADDY’S GONNA FILL THAT HUNGRY 🍑WITH FREE HEALTHCARE 🥦, TAXES ON THE RICH 🍆, AND PUPPIES FOR EVERY BROAD WITH A WET 👄 NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND? 🥴MORE LIKE NO DICK LEFT UNSUCKED™️ BY THE TIME ZADDY FINISHES HIS TERM ALL OVER YOUR LIBBY TITS HUNTY😋
          🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙 like a boss 💪💦, while CUOMO 👴🏻💦 gets CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE 💋💋! It’s 🚌FREE BUS SEASON 🚍🍑, baby, and those ROSES 🌹🌹 are for ALL the GOOD BOYS 🍆 who can kiss Cuomo’s 🍌👋🍑 ass GOODBYE 👋👋! While we ride the BUS 🚍 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢, Cuomo’s crying into his wine 🍷😩 about being a TOXIC PEST 🦠👹 that nobody will ride, not even for a FREE RIDE 🍆🚫🚍! Forget 🍌 his sexual harass-ASS-ment 😭💔, we’re filling buses with HOT and HORNY 🌶😏 New Yorkers ready to STRUT 💃🏼🐔 through the city! Get ready New York, it’s time to PARTY 🥳🎊 and watch Cuomo eat his own 🍰 DICK while we celebrate Mamdani’s ROSEY ascension 🌹🙌💦
          🗣️CUMRADES‼️🚨‼️‼️ 🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙

Ballots got RANKED andSPANKED 🍑📥 Andrew CUOMO? More like CUM GO 👴🏻💦 Forget 🍌 his sexual harass-ASS-ment 😭“I’m not perverted, I’m just Italian” 🇮🇹🤡 got CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE💋💋, packing his nipple rings 🧷 and leaving one last greasy trail of shame behind him.🐌💨

It’s 🚌FREE BUSSY 🚍🍑 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢 for FOUR WHOLE 🕳️ YEARS. SOCIALIST DADDYCRATS 💪💦 are rising, CUOMO’S CRUSTY ASS IS RUINED 🏰💀, and every BAD BITCH 😈💋 and UNION HUNNIE 💜 is dancing on the ruins 💃🔥

It’s time to PARTY 🥳🎊, flip the power, and watch Cuomo eat his own DICK-TATORSHIP 🍰🍆 while Mamdani’s ROSES 🌹 BLOOM, the people MOAN, and NEW YORK CLITTY 😈stays for the people 🌹🙌💦!
          ON YOUR MARX 🚩 SET 😅 GO!! ⚒️😩 SHARIA JI-HEAD 👅🤤 is CUMMING 💦😤 to NEW YORK SLITTY 😳🏙️ DIRTY DICK 🍆😏 SLID 🥵🪭 down the RED 💋 HOT 🔥 HOLE 🍑🕳️ to HELL 🌡️🌋 cus he COULDNT TAKE 😵 ZOHRAN’S BLUE WAVE 🌊 CUMMING 🥛 you SLUTcialist 🛠️🥵 SIMPS 💦💧🤭 BETTER GET READY 😱 cus the RENT is GOING DOWN ⬇️👁️👅👁️ and the COCKLETARIAT 🍆🍌 is RISING 🪵⬆️ UP 🗿☝️ so THRUST 💘 this ERECTION DAY 😫 MESSAGE into 6️⃣9️⃣ CUNTstituents 🦪🌮 so the SPECTER of CUMMUNISM 👻 can SPREAD 🤤 the THICC 🍖 JUICY 🥩 CHEEKS 🍑🍔 of the BOURGEOISIE with its MEAT 🌭🍗 of REPRODUCTION 🍼💦
          UH-OH⁉️💢 NEW YORK 😱😩🗽 The polls 🗳️✅ have CLOSED 🍆💦🚫 and the people 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🫂 have SPOKEN 🗣️💋📢‼️ Who’s that 👀😳 tapping ✊🔨 that GAVEL 🔨🏛️ of CITY HALL 🤤? It’s ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩‍🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾, the INCOMING 🫃💥 MAYOR 🧑‍⚖️ of your PANTS 👖‼️ She looked 👀 at your RENT 📈🤢 and said "LET'S FREEZE ❄️🧊 THAT" 🥶💦... she looked at daycare 👶🍼 and said "FREE 🆓 UNIVERSAL 🌍 CHILDCARE" 🍼👩‍🍼... and when the billionaires 🧛‍♂️💰 tried to slide into her DMs 📱, she left their PACs 💼🎁 on READ 👁️📵❌! She’s not here to CUT 🪚📉 your taxes 💸😴, she's here to SPREAD 🫦 YOUR CHEEKS 🍑 and RAISE 📈😍 your EXPECTATIONS 🤓📚💫! "Time for your FINANCIAL 👛💰 LECTURE 🧐📢," she whispers 😮‍💨🤫, while the landlords 🧛‍♂️ are put in the CORNER ⛓️😖 to THINK 🤔 about what they've DONE 🍆💦. "You WILL 👁️👁️⚡ make the city affordable 🤝🍼 and you WILL 👁️👁️⚡ like it 🥰😇." She’s passing MUNICIPAL POLICY 📄 like it's a plate of veggies 🥦 you HAVE to finish 🍽️😤 before you get your DESSERT 🧁 of AFFORDABLE HOUSING 🏘️✅! And we're not just building apartments 🏢, we're giving the whole city a FULL 🍆💦 SUBSIDIZED CLIMAX 💦🎉 where the only thing going UP 📈 is your satisfaction 😩 and the only thing going DOWN 📉 is your rent 🥵! And those new GOVERNMENT-RUN grocery stores 🏛️🛒🥦? The shelves 🛍️ will be STUFFED 🍆💦 and the prices will make you SCREAM 😱🤤! You'll be bending over 🍑 for these LOW 🫦 LOW 🫦 prices ‼️ Getting POUNDED 🥵 by AFFORDABILITY 🤑 on our THROBBING 💗💦 DISCOUNT PRODUCE 🥒🍌‼️ And those buses 🚌? They're not just FREE 🆓, they're giving BACKSHOTS 🏃‍♂️💨🍑 against the schedule ⏱️—so fast ⚡ and frequent 🔄 you'll be seeing stars 🌟💫 on your way to work 💼‼️ So SEND 📤 this to 5️⃣1️⃣% of your local city council 🧍‍♀️🧍🧍‍♂️ to get DOMMED by MOMMY 🤰 If you get 0 back you’re a CUOMO CUCK 👺 If you get 5 back you’re a CITY SLUT 🗽👙 If you get 20 back you’re a CERTIFIED COMMIE CUNT 💅

          I saw Zohran Mamdani at a bodega in the Bronx yesterday

            Its the Flying Lotus copypasta but changed to Zohran Mamdani.

            I saw Zohran Mamdani at a bodega in the Bronx yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept saying this is what socialism is and kept smiling at us, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any zionist infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

            Ishowspeed reads hieroglyphics

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              I stand at the end of my days for 60 years but now sickness consumes me. Soon the breath of life will leave my body and my time will be over. When Ramadan died he ascended to Amenti, the land of the dead. Yet, in my dreams, I have seen his spirit suffering; trapped in chains of pain that curse that place. I donot trust in heaven's Arthur Gods. I REJECT their judgement, and I refuse to go to Aminity. Donot embalm my body, donot trap me in the rituals, let my body STAY HERE. With these sacred walls, in this stone chamber, let my soul remain in a chamber. Let my soul remain in the shadowed halls of this pyramid to wander forever, FREE from the torment of the afterlife.