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    Hololive Fubuki copypasta response to glasses

    The glasses copypasta started by Fubuki from Hololive. It was a bit where she had a limited amount of time to talk about stuff she likes and she picked “2D Glasses-Wearing Characters”. The specific moment can be found on a co-stream featuring Fubuki, Marine and Luna spoken in JP but fan translation of the clip can be found everywhere.

    Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

    To Everyone In My 8:30 Today I Was NOT masturbating!!!

      To Everyone In My 8:30 Today I Was NOT masturbating!!!
      byu/GoldFee8100 inWWU

      Part of a series of university/college copypasta that came from their respective subreddit and spread from there.

      so i was sitting in the back row of my lecture and i realized my fly was unzipped. I was trying to fix it up before anyone saw me. however, my zipper was caught in the boxers, and it wouldn't move no matter how hard i tugged. this was creating a commotion, and these 3 girls were starting to stare.

so, i started making grunting noises to indicate i was trying to fix my pants. however, it seemed like it made it worse because they started whispering and more people started to stare. so eventually i just gave up and walked out the room.

when i came back, everyone kept giving me weird looks. i am really sorry for today and i just wanted to clear the air.

      Response to “tickling my Willy”

        Tickling my willy copypasta
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        Who the fuck is "tickling their willy" anyway? You're telling me you got like a comical-ass feather duster grazing the tip of your bellend, laying in bed kicking ur feet around and giggling like a schoolgirl, and that brings you to orgasm?

Ive got to obliterate my cock and balls when I jack off. There's enough lotion involved to turn the California Raisins back into grapes. I'm generating enough kinetic energy what with the violent back-n-forth of my left hand along the shaft of my dick to power a Ford F-150. The whole thing takes twenty minutes at least.

My nerve endings are frayed beyond repair. Neurological surgeons and micro-electricians alike have wept bitter tears of defeat trying to piece together the sensory receptors around my scorched Earth of a penis. How the fuck are you tickling yourself in 2024 the year of our Lord?

        Some Wagyu is so marbled, it’s like you’re looking at a cow made entirely out of butter

          Wagyu copypasta
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          Some Wagyu is so marbled, it’s like you’re looking at a cow made entirely out of butter—Margarine Moos, if you will. These aren’t just your average cows; these are the Gummy Bear Cows, jiggling and slipping around the butchery like they’re made of pure jelly. You can practically see them wobbling on their squishy legs, just waiting for their gelatinous, melt-in-your-mouth harvest. Forget beef, you’re getting a bovine gelatin masterpiece. Squishy, jiggly, and ready to slide straight onto your plate

          PSA: People who still drink Starbucks in NYC are the worst

            PSA: People who still drink Starbucks in NYC are the worst
            byu/PsychologicalLack698 incirclejerknyc
            As a born and raised New Yorker, I don’t understand how anyone in NYC, the coffee capital of the world, still chooses Starbucks when we’re literally surrounded by the best independent coffee shops in the universe. Are you fucking kidding me bro?! There’s literally hand-poured, single-origin beans roasted by someone’s uncle in the back of a Brooklyn warehouse, and you’re gonna opt for a soulless corporate chain? How basic can you get?

Do you even care about supporting small businesses? Or do you just enjoy being a cog in the capitalist machine, getting your watered-down PSL with three pumps of sugar while pretending to live a “New York life”? And don’t get me started on the lack of creativity. “Oh, look at me, I’m holding a Starbucks cup, I’m soooo New York.” No, you’re not. You’re just lazy.

If you’re paying $6 for a cup of coffee, at least give it to the places where the baristas know your order AND your name. Seriously, go to any corner in Bushwick, the coffee shops have actual culture. Meanwhile, Starbucks’ “baristas” are misspelling your name on purpose.

EDIT: First time posting on circle jerk ny & I’m so proud of myself cause I really got a bunch of you thinking I’m dead serious. Using this as evidence for my claim that media literacy should be a required course before students graduate cause some of yall are dumb as hell lmaooo.

            Is That a JoJo Reference?

              iS tHAt a JoJo rEFerEncE?
              Every JoJo copypasta

              This is the original “IS THAT A MFING X REFERENCE???” which is about JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure (JJBA) part 4.

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