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I’m sick of HoS Ryoshu.

    Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to House of Spiders (HoS) Ryoshu from Limbus Company.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of HoS Ryoshu. I try to synnergize her with my Nursefather team, she kills them. I try to play with the Apprentice, she kills them. I don't even try to put her in a status team. I want her to use her S3-3 over and over. Her best passive is to kill Renclair yet she prioritize him last . I want her to kill Sora Don yet she kills Riensang for 1 extra red coins. She grabs me by the throat. I farm Luxcavation for her. I cook for her. I give her the best ego there is and uptie her. She is not satisfied. I just want her to use her S3-2. "I don't use S3-2 without the nursefathers” She tells me. "Give me the HoS ids" She lets the enemies hit her while casually evading. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with the more passing turns" I can't pull for Valencina Rodion or Matthias Outis, I don't have enough Lunacy. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She unsheathes her sword. She says "I will slash and scorch throught the nursefathers until they are severed away" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure 500 damage per S3-3 in the span of 7 turns. What a cruel world. 

    This is Refraction Railway🛤️ Dihui Star ⭐️ Pinky🤙 Nursefather🫄

      Its the Showmaker Ksante copypasta but changed to the boss Shiomi Yoru from Limbus Company.

      This is Refraction Railway🛤️ Dihui Star ⭐️ Pinky🤙 Nursefather🫄. A boss with 2000 HP❤️, 3000 shields🛡️, 200 team damage per turn💥 has unbreakables 🚫, renewable shield 🛡, insane starter clashing⚔️. Has 30SP at start🧠, furthermore two 20+ clashing skills ⚔️ ⚔️ ⚔️ every second turn⏳ is stagger immune unless shield broken 💫 deals % damage 🗡 and then for her after images🥋 the more 📈 and more 📈 you stack, your sinners eat MORE DAMAGE ❤️‍🩹! your sinners eat MORE DAMAGE ❤️‍🩹 and her speed 🚀 gets gradually faster 📈 and then she has a second nuke ☢️ so you run out of resources for fluid sack 🐟 and you have two more bosses ahead so you eek-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😱😱 

      Flame Rooster’s Death Defiance [炎鳥不死戦]

        Its the equivalent of Jax E copypasta but for Heathcliff from Limbus Company. Its essentially the character skill name and its description used as a copypasta.

        Flame Rooster's Death Defiance [炎鳥不死戦]
        
        In this Encounter, when this unit takes damage that brings their HP down to 0, nullify that damage; then, this unit's HP cannot drop below 1 for the turn.
        Then, at the next Turn Start, heal (20 + Burn on self)% HP, and remove all Burn on self (max 49%; once per Encounter)

        IS THAT A PROJECT MOON REFERENCE??

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          This is this, and that is that.
          HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS, IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING PROJECT MOON REFERENCE???
          
          YOOOO FELLOW PROJECTMOON ENJOYER
          
          This is this, and that is that. This is this, and that is that. This is this, and that is that.
          
          THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT ISHMAEL!!!! WHAT FAULT? I DARESAY IT WAS ALL THANKS TO ME!
          
          Woe, pillar be upon thee! Parry this, you filthy casual!
          
          gebura pls smother me with your thighs🥺gebura pls smother me with your thighs🥺gebura pls smother me with your thighs🥺
          
          Look One by one The pages remind me you'll always be a villain For you, angels have fallen Now they're gone See? Now they're gone Forever gone From the hell that served as my one and only ho- IS THAT THE RED MIST?
          
          TUUUUUUU (burarararaburarbabrbarbaraar) TU LIIIII PSHIOU TUUUU PULUUUU TULULULULUUUUUUUUU (dududun dududun dududun dududun dudun) POLOLWOWOOWOWOLWOLWOWLOW (dududun dududun dududun dududun dudun) ALUAEEEEEE AWEEEEEEE TU TU TU TU UT UUUUUU (dududun dududun dududun dududun dudun) UUuUUUUuUUU UUUU
          
          He turned into a book! Funniest shit i've ever seen!
          
          Not only did you fail to responsibly perform your duty... You have fallen asleep here and turned your back on us. How imprudent of you...
          
          FLYYYY PERFECT WIIIIINGS, WHERE HAAAAVE YOU BEEN HIIIAIAIAIDIIIIING BRING ME TO THE MIIND THAT GOOT US STAAAAARTEEEED
          
          LIMBUS COMPANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
          
          god damn, i love benjamin! who is benjamin? hokma balls😅😂😂😂!!!!
          
          Angela, you have to feel the same sorrow as mine... No. You have to feel even worse than that. You took Angelica from me--she meant the world to me. I sat on my hands as I watched people I knew die, and I even killed my own best friend with these shadowed gloves, just for this moment. All for this moment... I've been suppressing my emotions, forcing this pained smile.
          
          This place is nuts! This place is nuts! This place is nuts! This place is nuts!
          
          i wanna get smashed by angela's titanium bussy🥺
          
          I shall not close my eyes, just because my eyelids are heavy, nor i shall turn away, for the sight is frightening
          
          cant sex roland, 0/10 game
          
          Her sweet voice.... -I can hear her beautiful voice....
          
          "…. Pack a lunchbox and consume it on top of a trash can in the streets of District 11 at 1 PM today." "…. Bake dacquoise while the hour hand rests between 7 and 8, and eat it while watching a movie." "…. Initiate a game of Never Have I Ever with the first five people you encounter. When one folds a finger, break it." "…. Neatly clip the nails of the sixty-second person you come across."
          
          Children of the city see only the neon stars Reflected upon the murky gutter sky Dont ask me why I desperately wish to be included in the city's night (pum pum PUUUUm       pum pum PUUUUM)
          
          A machine should behave as a machine.
          
          "i'll go ahead and name my soda dispenser Angela, funniest shit i'll ever do"
          
          please don't vanish like thisplease don't vanish like thisplease don't vanish like thisplease don't vanish like this
          
          So, you've met your reflections, the pieces of the mirror? They must have tried to stop you, since their own tommorows are not on the horizon. But you... You gave up the path to stay in those yesterdays with them. And now... We finally meet here today. You must have realized that as well, seeing as you have made it to this point without hesitation. I had known... For a very long time... That we all lost our heats. I knew, and i didn't do anything about it. I'm sure many others were the same way. And that's. That's what makes Carmen different from us. Instead of turning away, she wanted to save them, and guide their souls back. She was the one who made the noble decision to dedicate herself to save humanity. Yet I, who held no such ambition, had to continue her legacy. Ironic, isn't it? Maybe i was not the right man for the job. As you can see, we've become just like very other wing, committing atrocities just like them. The employees here who have repeated hundreds upon thousands of deaths... My friends were robbed of their lives and trapped in this cycle of agony... All the while, i just sat and watched, justifying it all as the means to realize her ideal. This sin shall never be forgiven. Nonetheless… We must finish this. If these wrong doings can finally cut this vicious cycle once and for all... I will gladly take this burden upon myself. Our mission is to simply seed the people's hearts. Every single person has their own light. In the light, they create their own stories, and lay down the roots of their existence in it. We are merely there to sow the seeds. It is up to the people to bloom it in their own ways. What about us, you ask? Unfortunately, we won't be able to see what kind of forest will grow. Besides, we still have one last thing to do... It is something we have done countless times. ...It is to manage the Abnormalities. You'll make it. I know you will. Come now. This will be our final day at work as the manager.
          
          haha fuck you ayin
          
          "Maaan, i can't wait to see what the community of my favorite game library of ruina is li-"
          
          Guys, this is not a fucking joke! Today i was playing a text-based furry porn game, and i literally started crying when one of the characters said "That is that"
          
          Open the curtains Lights on Don't miss a moment Of this experiment Oh, the book is strange Like clockwork orange Keep your eyes buttered till the end Which "you" are you going to be? Hmm Inside the mirror do you see Someone else in that body? Dance for me One and Two and Three and Turn around Sit like a doggy Till I finish my read Cut it off, cut down your loss All that stubborn loyalty is gonna get you killed In a world built on convenient theories For the puppets on TV There is comfort in the strings If you're gonna control me At least make it interesting theatrically How does it feel to be free? Hmm Why don't you try it yourself? The gate opened on me So I leaped Down, down, and down I go I tell myself I'm a tough girl Down, down, and down I go I could never, ever, ever touch the soil My heart goes right My head goes left And end up on your bed Huh Sure I'll be your marionette Here, tug on my thread Spread me open for dolly pink, snow white artificial beauty Maybe we're all cold machines Stuffed in the human skin With human sins Sewed up by the gods of city Cut it out, you've already lost All that precious bravery is gonna get you hurt In a world that feeds on the minority May that self-centered belief lead you to peace If you're gonna replace me At least have the audacity to kill me thoroughly When does it end for me? Hmm I think I am done with everything Now I'm ready to leave Dragging out One line Two lines Three lines Connect our hands When I no longer can live on knowledge alone You gave me strength Hopeful curiosity Maybe there are still happy answers left for my discovery What's the color of the electric sheep you see?And if you love me, Can you love your everything too, for me?
          
          GUYS! ITS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AGAIN! So, i decided to play that text-based furry porn game again, and when i got into my quests tab, i noticed that one of them was called "Eye of the beholder"! I fucking cried!

          The Recipe

            Jia recipe for bolus

            Jia Mu’s original recipe on how to make the bolus was presumably a guess made by cross-referencing the KR, JP, and EN script of the recipe in Limbus Company.

            First, immediately ground and add the roots of yellow wither grass within a century of harvest from the mounds; For aetherial lifewood ashes , at the first sight of darkening stir it before incorporation, but it must be first infused with a serpent's scales; as for decayed sulphurs, use the ashes of the tormented dead that has experienced four seasons amply but jabbering daily, but titanium spoon must be used to mix the ingredients. Then, add Whale oil extracted from the Murky Whale; as for the blue-blood of a Lingzhi, it must first be drawn from a child without making a laceration, avoid eye contact, and maintain viscosity level above 80%. Prepare a ex-zyme for only less than 12 days after production. Preserve it in a vessel prior to pulverization, then inject it at a temperature equal to or below 20 celsius.

            The developers of this game have shamelessly exploited their fans’ goodwill, repeatedly pushing the boundaries of disrespect through their predatory practices.

              TLDR: Review bombing came after devs wanted to nerf Red Sheet Sinclair & Faust while promising compensation for anyone who pulled for Faust. Asian players livid and send death threats, Western players mostly alright. Nerfs canceled now players who pulled for Faust expecting to received compensation now angry.

              The developers of this game have shamelessly exploited their fans' goodwill, repeatedly pushing the boundaries of disrespect through their predatory practices. Their constant, arbitrary alterations to core gameplay mechanics while ignoring community feedback entirely reveals them as nothing but deceitful charlatans and heartless profiteers in gaming disguise. What began as a promising title has completely lost its soul to corporate greed - each update now serves as another cash-grabbing scheme. I strongly advise all players to abandon this sinking ship. As for the development team? They'd better watch their backs. Given their shameless exploitation of the player base, I wouldn't be surprised if an outraged player took matters into their own hands someday. Consider this fair warning to the entire company: karma's coming for your unscrupulous business practices.