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DJ Akademiks is so fat, man like he’s just so fucking obese.

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    byu/Fantastic_Arm_8322 from discussion
    inplayboicarti
    He's so fat, man like he's just so fucking obese. Like everything he does just gives strong obesity vibes. Just obesity radiation surrounding him. Super strength strong unmatched overweight aura. like just posting about Ak is enough to just weigh my phone down. his fat globby belly achieves levels of masculine overweight aura humanity has never seen before. strong glutton filled radiation around this fat fucking demon. how does any shirt ever manage to fit him is a mystery i will not decipher given a googol number of years. so fucking fat. that fat fucking stomach is enough to give me a workout while holding this phone. my armpits get all sweaty n shit when i try to hold my phone with a mere image of him. thats how fat he is man. hes a magician and that fat fucking stomach of his has to be a magic trick. piece of work. that fat fucking creature. so fucking obese.

    Heinz Baked Beans

      From a comment in a post on r/mapporncirclejerk that responded countries banning Heinz Baked Beans.

      heinz baked beans are literally the best thing ever and i will die on this hill. the sauce is perfect, the beans are soft but not mushy, and it just works with EVERYTHING. toast, eggs, sausages, chips, whatever you throw at it, it fits. it’s cheap, it’s filling, it’s reliable. and the idea that some country would BAN them????? insane. absolutely insane!!!! like how do you even justify that??? it’s BEANS. it’s not dangerous, it’s not offensive, it’s not some weird thing, it’s beans in tomato sauce. people live off this stuff, students, workers, families, everyone. you take that away and you’re basically saying “we don’t care about normal people.” don’t care if you think i’m exaggerating, i’m not. you don’t realize how much they matter until someone says “oh they’re banned here” and then suddenly it feels like a crime. they’re part of daily life, they’re survival food. banning them is dumb, pointless, and honestly feels like an attack on the people. i’ll say it again because it needs to be said. HEINZ BEANS ARE LIFE!!!! they’re not fancy, they’re not trying to be anything else, they’re just beans in sauce and somehow it’s perfect. banning them is like banning bread or banning water, it makes no sense.and yeah i’m repeating myself but that’s the point. because it’s that important. beans on toast at 2am when you’re broke, beans with breakfast when you’re tired, beans when you just need something quick. it’s always there. always the same. always good. banning heinz baked beans is dumb and evil

      One time I was mid-goon session to this baddie on X and stumbled on a post

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        byu/Blood_of_Lucifer from discussion
        inshitposting
        One time I was mid-goon session to this baddie on X and stumbled on a post where she was like, "Just bought my first house at 21!" and then I had to sit there for a moment and just think about life. Here I am struggling so I can become a civil engineer and this girl who's just a few years older than I gets to sell pics of her butthole and buy a house? And the worst part is, it's people like ME who made it possible. On one hand I'm mad, on the other, I'm no better than the people who gave her that cash. It's very conflicting.

It's a shame that countless hardworking individuals spend years building their lives and hot (not even a requirement btw) girls online can just become millionaires overnight.

        I’ll never forget the time I was skating at a local park

          It was from a post form r/Meshuggah but was deleted afterwards for being cringe and fake. 

          I'll never forget the time I was skating at a local park that is by an elementary school.

Bunch of 5th grade boys hanging out after school, playing and watching me. The "leader" of the group, you know, the kid with the spikey hair, asked me what I was listening to on my headphones.

I was as vague as possible but he pressed and finally I just gave him a listen. Within ten seconds you could see the wheels turning in his head; he was a bit bewildered. He took the headphones off and told his friends "don't mess with that dude." Lol

It wasn't Meshuggah, which is probably for the best, but it was the crescendo of Lamb of God's "Resurrection Man."

          LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT — “Restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds”

            AKA the Windows Update copypasta came from a 2015 rant Youtube video by @ImDrowningInFootwear that depict the user having a mental breakdown over his PC updating.

            look at this shit. LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT! "rEsTaRtInG in 12 MiNutEs and 58 seCoNDs" this shit comes up on my computer EVERY. SINGLE. DAY., AUTOMATICALLY! "Your PC needs to restart to finish installing ImPoRtAnT UpDaTeS" EVERY SINGLE DAY. And every single day I click "later." You know why I click "later"?! BECAUSE THERE IS NO OPTION TO CLICK "NEVER" I'D LIKE TO CLICK "NEVER" I NEVER WANT TO INSTALL THIS BULLSHIT, MEANINGLESS, SUPERFLUOUS...-s- I HATE 'EM! I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES LOOK AT THIS SHIT. EVERY DAY THIS COMES UP! And you know what happens after you click "later" a few times? When a few days goes by and you keep clicking "later" and "later" 'cus you don't wanna fucking do it, you just want to put it off? This automatic bullshit that interrupts your work? IT MAKES YOU TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER AND YOU CLICK "LATER" EVERY DAY, EVENTUALLY IT TAKES AWAY THE OPTION TO EVEN CLICK "LATER" AND IT JUST SAYS: "THESE ARE YOUR ONLY OPTIONS", IT'S BASICALLY PUTTING A KNIFE TO YOUR HEAD AND SAYING YOU COULD EITHER- COULD EITHER FUCKIN'- CAN EITHER WAIT 11 MINUTES AND IT WILL TURN IT OFF FOR YOU OR YA KNOW, BITE THE BULLET AND SHUT IT OFF NOW. IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE YOU A CHOICE TO SAY "NO" IT JUST COMES UP, WHENEVER IT WANTS, AUTOMATICALLY SAYS "FUCK YOU, WE'RE TURNING OFF YOUR COMPUTER, NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN 10 MINUTES AND 47 SECONDS" LOOK AT THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING RENDERING SOMETHING YOU COCKSUCKER; I'M DOING IMPORTANT SHIT; WHY DO YOU NEED TO INSTALL UPDATES?! WHAT UPDATES?! SOME MORE FUCKING SPYWARE, SO THE NSA CAN KEEP WATCHING WHAT I'M DOING?! LOOKING AT MY FUCKING DICK PICS?! WATCHING ME JACK OFF?! SPYIN' ON ME????!!! OBAMA YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!! I'M A RACIST!!!! YOU MADE ME A RACIST!!!!!!!!!
            LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT — "Restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds" THIS SHIT COMES UP ON MY COMPUTER, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, AUTOMATICALLY — "Your PC needs to restart to finish installing important updates", EVERY SINGLE DAY, AND EVERY SINGLE DAY I CLICK "LATER". YOU KNOW WHY I CLICK "LATER"? BECAUSE THERE'S NO OPTION TO CLICK "NEVER". I'D LIKE TO CLICK "NEVER". I NEVER WANT TO INSTALL THESE BULLSHIT, MEANINGLESS, SUPERFLUOUS—

I HATE THEM I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES LOOK AT THIS SHIT—EVERY DAY THIS COMES UP

And you know what happens after you click later a few times, when a few days goes by, and you keep clicking later and later cause you don't want to fucking do it—you just want to put it off, this automatic bullshit that interrupts your work and makes you TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER, and you click later every day—eventually—it takes away the option to even click "later" and it just says: "These are your only options!"— It's basically putting a knife to your head and saying: you can either—you can either fucking, you can either wait 11 minutes and we'll shut it off for you or you can just—you know—bite the bullet and shut it off now! It doesn't even give you a choice to say no, it just comes up, whenever it wants, automatically, and says "FUCK YOU!" before turning off your computer no matter what you're doing in 10 minutes and 47 seconds. LOOK AT THIS SHIT

I AM FUCKING RENDERING SOMETHING YOU COCKSUCKER, I'M DOING IMPORTANT SHIT

WHY DO YOU NEED TO INSTALL UPDATES? WHAT UPDATES? SOME MORE FUCKING SPYWARE SO THE NSA CAN KEEP WATCHING WHAT I'M DOING, LOOKING AT MY DICK PICS AND WATCHING ME JACK OFF, SPYING ON ME? OBAMA? YOU FUCKING NIGGER I'M A RACIST YOU MADE ME A RACIST

            I’m done with Sailing until this gets rolled back or properly addressed.

              A redditor had a crashout after Jagex nerfed the XP rates for Sailing describing it as being permanently left behind. 

              All that talk about “the golden age” and “your time matters” just went straight out the window.

This update has shown that my time—and a lot of other players’ time—is not equal.

“Let’s release a huge new skill right in the middle of the holiday season for our main playerbase. Couldn’t log in because you were with family? Too bad—enjoy being permanently behind while anyone who no-lifed it hits endgame.”

And now we’re watching XP rates go down and drop rates go up after those players already cashed in.

As usual, the rich get richer. All the joy and hype I had for this skill just got ripped out from under me. Time to dock my ship and go back to the normal slayer grind. Might even raise my cannon with everyone else.

Signed,

A former Sailing doubter who became a full supporter…

and knew it was too good to be true

EDIT:I want to clear this up my main frustration is not regarding gp or anything else. It’s the fact of the timing of this nerf and years of development. Then to nerf it this hard this long after release is ridiculous.

SECOND EDIT: I completely understand the nerfing of the crystal(honestly don’t understand how that passed testing). It’s the nerfing of the salvaging and only a small increase to a method that isn’t used and probably will not be used for higher levels(I can be proven wrong). This game has always been about polling and this seems like we don’t have a say and are being told to like it. This is a slope that feels a lot like when EOC came out and we were told there’s no going back. If this can happen for this then what’s next?