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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with

    hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +* 

    Not gonna be active on Discord tonight 😎😎😎

      Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

      Shower edition

      Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm taking a shower (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so pleas don't DM me asking me where I am (im taking a shower, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be in the shower (again I don't expect you to understand) I'm actually really smelly and its not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be taking a shower, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Taking showers and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn't undertsand).

      Total Mon’keigh annihilation

        Its the TND copypasta but changed to Mon’keigh, a species that was exterminated by the Aeldari in 40k universe.

        Kill Mon’keigh. Behead Mon’keigh. Roundhouse kick a Mon’keigh into the concrete. Crucify filthy Mon’keigh. Defecate in a Mon’keigh’s food. Launch Mon’keigh into the sun. Toss Mon’keigh into active volcanos. Judo throw Mon’keigh into a woodchipper. Twist Mon’keigh's heads off. Report Mon’keigh to the Seer Council. Karate chop Mon’keigh in half. Curb stomp Mon’keigh. Trap Mon’keigh in quicksand. Crush Mon’keigh in the trash compactor. Dissect Mon’keigh. Stomp Mon’keigh skulls with Wraith construct boots. Cremate Mon’keigh in the oven. Lobotomize Mon’keigh. Vaporize Mon’keigh with a Lasblaster. Kick old Mon’keigh down the stairs. Feed Mon’keigh to Tyranids. Slice Mon’keigh with a Scorpion Chainswords 

        자고로안경이라고함은과거로부터의학적기구로만사용되어온것이아니라하나의패션아이템으로도사용되어왔으며일종의기호적요소라고할수있다확실

          Its the spiritual successor to the Fubuki glasses copypasta but in Korean and meant for Chihaya from hololive DEV_IS.

          자고로안경이라고함은과거로부터의학적기구로만사용되어온것이아니라하나의패션아이템으로도사용되어왔으며일종의기호적요소라고할수있다확실히일부인원들은캐릭터에안경을착용하는행위에대해서일부불호나불만을나타내는경우도있지만이는안경이라는존재의매력적인부분에대해서개인적인입장의차이가있기에어쩔수없는부분이라고생각하나안경이있으므로서그캐릭터가가지는지적인요소와전반적인분위기의변화는한번알게되면다시원래대로돌아가긴힘들것이라고가히단언할수있을정도의파급력을지닌다그렇기에우리는안경을착용하는것에대해배척하는분위기가아닌이를하나의취향으로받아들임으로서조금더세계의평화에기여를할수있을것이라고생각한다확실히안경을사용하는것은모든캐릭터에어울린다고생각해는게내중론이며린도치하야경우처럼단발과안경의조합이어우어지며발현되는시너지는가히말로표현할수없을정도의파급력을지니며나는모든홀로라이브의멤버가전부단발에안경을쓰는신의상이나왔으면하는마음을지니고있다그런점에있어서이번치하야의신의상공개는나를한계화오타쿠로만들기에충분한힘을지녔으며이매력을일부안경매니아들만알고있기에는너무안타까운부분으로우리모두안경배척을멈추로친안경파로전향하는것이어떠한지권유해보는바이다

          EN translated

          Historically, glasses have not only been used as medical instruments since ancient times but also as a fashion item, and they can be said to possess a certain symbolic element. Certainly, some people may express disapproval or dissatisfaction regarding the act of having characters wear glasses, but this is an inevitable aspect due to personal differences in stance toward the attractive qualities of glasses as an entity. However, once one becomes aware of the intellectual elements that glasses impart to a character and the overall change in atmosphere they bring, it becomes quite difficult to revert to the original state, and this effect wields an influence that can be boldly asserted to that degree. Therefore, we believe that by accepting the wearing of glasses not as something to reject but as a matter of personal taste, we can contribute a little more to world peace. Certainly, it is my personal belief that using glasses suits all characters, and in cases like Chihaya's, the combination of short hair and glasses creates a synergy that is so powerful it cannot be adequately expressed in words, possessing an impact of indescribable magnitude. I harbor the wish that all Hololive members would appear in divine outfits featuring short hair and glasses. In that regard, the recent reveal of Chihaya's divine outfit possesses more than enough power to transform me into an extreme otaku, and it is truly regrettable that this charm is known only to a select few glasses enthusiasts. Thus, I would like to suggest that we all cease rejecting glasses and instead convert to the pro-glasses faction.

          In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone….

            AKA the Magic Xylophone is a scene from Simpsons S8E14 where a fan nitpicked an error in Itchy & Scratchy where Scratchy’s skeleton ribs produce different tones when struck consecutively.

            In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes that same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

            Ryu from streets

              It was a fan video of Ryu from Street Fighter by ‘erarg’ on Tumblr which became a meme. In 2024, the voice actor for Ryu did a dub on the video making the meme a reality.

              Hey there everybody, this is Ryu, from streets. Did you know? My favorite things are: Jumping into light fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the Simpsons. Aaand dirt. See you in Street Fighter V everyone.
              Hey there, everybody. It's Ryu, from streets. Did you know? My favorite things are... jumping into the lake fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of The Simpsons, aaaand Dirt. See you in street fighter five, everybody.