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My son pleasured himself in front of Gemini Live with the camera. My entire family have had our Google accounts banned.

It was originally posted in r/LegalAdviceUK before it got taken down by mods.


My son pleasured himself in front of Gemini Live with the camera. My entire family have had our Google accounts banned. 

He's 14 and stupidly decided to try and roleplay with Gemini using its live camera mode. The AI correctly identified he was underage and Google banned all my accounts.

He did it on the family tablet. It has parental controls to stop him watching innapropriate stuff, but we dind't realise Gemini wasn't covered by these.

ALL of our entire family's Google accounts were linked to that tablet. Google banned them all.

Everything gone. 15 years of business completely inaccessible.

All my emails, all my documents saved in Google Drive.

Even my website was linked to my Google account and that's been locked down too.

We've written to Google and begged for it to be reinstated but they've said all the accounts have been shut down for child protection reasons.

I don't know how I'm going to pay my mortgage in 3 months time. I've literally lost ALL my records for my accountant. My company year ends in May.

My whole life is completely fucked.

Is there any legal mechanism I can use to get all my google accounts back?

Happy Easter

Easter Sunday

HEY ALL U HOLY WHORES!! 🕳 😇👼!!! This week is 🎉🎉Easter 🥚 🪺 🙏!! You know what that means? 🤔 It’s time to HOP 🐇 over to Daddy Jesus hut 🛖so he can FUCK😫💦 u like a rabbit 🐇  before he feeds you that good dick 🍆 🍆 at the LAST SUPPER! 🍽 🍽 🍽 😙😛“This is my dick,🍆 which will be given up for you.”🔪 🍴 🔪 😮 😲 😋 😋 But Jesus isn’t the only one getting nailed 🔨 cum Friday.😏 😮 😮 😉 😉 On Saturday, Jesus will GET LAID 🛌 ↔️under that ROCK HARD  tomb🪨 🪦 . Cum Easter Sunday, Daddy Jesus going to bust his rocks 🪨 so hard in his grave 🪦 💦 💦 , that he’ll be CUMMING 🥛🍆💦back from the dead💀 so he can fuck you again!! 🤪🤭🙏 After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time for ⛪️church⛪️🙏!!!  💤 😴 Don’t forget to wear your sluttiest outfit 😮 😂 to show off that pair of EASTER EGGS 👚 👗 🥫🥫✊ 🎈. Time for Easter Brunch! 🥘 🍽  But first, Daddy Jesus wants a 3️⃣SUM with you and the EASTER BUNNY!!! 😩🍆🍑💦 🐇😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Then it’s time for the egg hunt 🕵🕵🕵!!! Search in every HOLE,😘😩 CRACK, 😫😍 and CREVICE 🤗😉😏 for the GRAND PRIZE 🤑😇: getting that 🏵🌸🌺PRETTY FLOWER BUD PUSSY 🪷 🍑🍣🌮 RODE BY Jesus on his camel 🐪 🐪 🐪 into the Easter sunset! ☀️ 🌅 🌅 Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES👄😫🍆💦. If u get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! 🤢If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅🙌🏻😉😏💦💦 EASTER BASKET 🧺. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN BOTH RABBIT 🐰🐇🐰HOLES🕳 🕳 TONIGHT!!!!

🐰 HOP HOP HOP 🐰 onto that ⤴️ RISEN ✝ JESUS ✝ COCK! 🍆💦 On this day, our lord 🙏 & savior 🙏 ROSE 👆👆 THAT DICK 🍆 up ⬆️ to save 🙌 us all & open the LEGS of 🙏⛅️ HEAVEN’S PUSSY 💦🐱💦 Jesus has CUM 😩💦 again & now the 🐇🐰 EASTER BUNNY 🐰🐇is 💦 CUMMIN😩 💦 to nibble 👅 on that 🍆 CARROT COCK 🍆 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your HORNIEST 💦🔥 HOLY HOES 🙏✝ this resERECTION day 🍆💦 or you wont get that EASTER 🍬 CANDY 🍬 COCK in your basket 😭🍆 Get 3️⃣ back & you’ll be BLESSED 🙏 with the HOLY 💦CUM💦 OF CHRIST✝️ Get 5️⃣ back & you'll get nailed 🔨😘 on a CROSS tonight✝️💦 Get 🔟 back & you'll get CARROTS 🐰 up your ASS🍑🍑 for the next 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS😩🙏🏽💦

🐣✝️ HAPPY EASTER YOU SINFUL LITTLE SLUTS ✝️🐣 DADDY JESUS 🧔✨ has officially RES-ERECTED 🍆⬆️☠️ and he isn’t the only thing RISING 😩💦 this Sunday!! After 3️⃣ days of being COLD AND STIFF ☠️🍆 he CAME back THROBBING 🥵💦 HARDER than PONTIUS PILATE’S 👴😤 EXPECTATIONS and rolled that BIG HARD STONE 🪨😩 away with his BARE HANDS 🙌💦 because NOTHING 🚫 keeps DADDY DOWN ⬇️ for long!! The EASTER BUNNY 🐰😈 has been BALLS DEEP 🥚💦 in ALL your FAVORITE HOLES 🕳️😋 since SUNRISE ☀️😩 hiding his EGGS 🥚 in places that would make MARY MAGDALENE 👩😇 BLUSH 🌹💦!! So get on your KNEES 🧎‍♀️🙏 open WIDE 👅😤 and take the WHOLE THING 🍆💦!! Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your FILTHIEST DISCIPLES 😈🙏 or your PASTEL PUSSY 🕳️ stay as EMPTY 😭 as the TOMB!! Get 5️⃣ back and the EASTER BUNNY 🐰 STUFFS 🍆 your rabbit hole 🧺🍑 RAW!! Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and JESUS 🧔✨ RES-ERECTS 🍆⬆️ EXCLUSIVELY for YOUR hole 🕳️💦😩 HALLELUJAH 🙌💦!!

Happy EASTER you 🏻🍆 HOLY 👕👕 FUCKING 👌 WHORE! At long 🕗 last ♿ the 🔍😎 day 🕐 has 👏 FINALLY come 💦 when 🍑⏱ our LORD AND 👀💯 SAVIOR JESUS 🙏🙏 THE SLUTTIEST CHRIST is 💦 resurrected ✌✌ from 👉😂 his dead, 💀 DIRTY 👺🛁 ASS 💦 CROSS so 👀✌ he can 😡 69 💯 with 👏 GODDESS 🖼🌟 MOTHER MUFF CUMSUCKER in 👌👌 the 👏 SKY! That’s 👤🗳 right, it’s 🏿 time for 💘 an 😍 ORAL 👄👄 OLYMPICS up in ♂ heaven ✔✔ to 👏💦 CELEBRATE the most SPANKABLE HOLIDAY in ⤵💦 all 😎🤞 of JESUSLAND So 🏻🥛 put 👏 on 🔛🔛 your thongs and your 📥😍 BEGGAR’S SKIRT 💃💃 and 👏 go find 🔍 a 👌👌 ROTTEN WHEAT BUN to EAT 👅😏 because only 💯🔥 SLUTS 👠 get RAISED FROM 👉💰 THE 👉 DEAD ☠☠ like 👏🍑 THAT. 😐 If 💵✈ you 💨☝ don’t, JESUS 🙀🙏 IN 👏🔽 HIS TRUSS will 😘 be 🐝😠 left 🍒 HIGH 👑 AND 🌬👏 DRY 💦🏜 without 🚫 any 👏 HOT 🔥🔥 LOINS to 💯💦 LICK!! 👅 So 💯👏 send 📬 this 👈⬇ to 👏 ALL 🅱🅱 of 🔴 your favorite 📺 HOLY DINGLEBERRIES

Goooooooood morning ☀️🏞😄 Playboy Bunnys 😜😜🐰🎉🐇👯‍♀️👅 Today 🗓 is EASTER 🐰🥚 and its time 🕕🕘 to HOP🏃‍♂️over to DADDY’s 😍⛪️CHURCH😛✝️😌🙏 get on ur KNEES🧎🏼🦵 and BEG 🙏😫 for MERCY 😨🥵😫📿😰😩✝️ Did u kno 🧠🧐🤔😉😼 2023 Yrs ago 🗓🔙 Jesus ✝️👩🏻 DIED💀😵😭 and it took him 2️⃣ Hole 🕳 DAYS 📆📆 to respawn… ⏱ (Stupid lag) 🙄😒 BUT then we 👯‍♀️🌏👯‍♀️ were all SAVED 🦸🏻‍♂️😌🙏🎉🤠 by his big RES-ERECTION 😳⬆️☁️👀👅🍆😏 Now his 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🛐🙊 aka the Easter Bunny 🐰🐇😉 cums ➡️🌏💦 every 🗓 year and U know what bunnys do best… 😏🥚🍑👶👶👶👶 He gonna DROP ⬇️ his 🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🏳️‍🌈🤤🥚🍳😫 

Send this 💌 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur 🔥👯‍♀️ Baddest Bunnies🐰😈 If u get 🔟 back ur gettin ur 🍬 candy 🍭licked 👅😉🤤💦 Get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN EGG 🥚👃🤢😰 get 0️⃣ back and u wont get a single Peep🐣👁🚫🙅‍♀️ at that BUNNY D 🐇🍆❌😭😫😓😪😣😰😥😔

Today 🗓 is EASTER!! 🐰🗓🔙 Jesus's 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🙊(aka the Easter Bussy) 🐰🐇😉 is ➡️CUMMING 😫💦 2 DROP ⬇️ his 👶🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🥚🏳️‍🌈🤤👁️🍳😫

Don’t forget to send this weird fact about the Easter Bunny too!

Today 🗓 is EASTER!! 🐰🗓🔙 Jesus's 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🙊(aka the Easter Bussy) 🐰🐇😉 is ➡️CUMMING 😫💦 2 DROP ⬇️ his 👶🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🥚🏳️‍🌈🤤👁️🍳😫

🐰🍬🍭HOP HOP 🐰🍬🍭It’s EASTER ❕❕💐🐣🌷🐥🌻🌼☀️🐤 and YOU have been 👉👉poked👈👈 by the 💕🆒🐰EASTER BUNNY 🐰🆒💕 send 📱📬📩 this message to 🔟 people YOU love💗💛❤️💙💚💜 or get 🔟 carrots stuck up YOUR ass 🙈🚫🔪💣🔫 at MIDNIGHT ‼️‼️🙇🕛💯👌

Hippity 🐰hoppity 🐰HOES 👯its Easter 📅🍭🍫and you 👉🏻know what that means. 👅👄💦💦💦Big 🐇bunny 🐰daddy 😫😫😫is going to bring all his sluttiest 😏😳chicks 🐥🐥some of his sweet 🍫candy🍬 DICK 🍆💦👅Jesus 👳🏾died 🙅🏻❌for a whole 💝life of sin😏😏😏, but the Easter 🥚🥚🥚Daddy👱🏻 only CUMS 😫🍆once 1️⃣a year😳. Send➡️ this to 1️⃣5️⃣of your SLUTTIEST 🚺🚺🚺disciples 💒to get bunny 🐇CUMMIES 💦💦💦for your Easter 🍫🐥🐰and have daddy 👱🏻🐇put his white😏❕ chocolate 😩🍫CUM 🍦into one1️⃣ of your👉🏻 eggs. If you get ❌🚫none❌🙅🏻🤦🏻‍♀️ back you’re 👉🏻a stillborn🚼❎ egg 🥚🍳(prude) 👼🏻😒😒if you get five 5️⃣back you’re 👉🏻daddies 🐇peep🐣🐣🐣 show if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back 😩you’re a chocolate🍫🍫 WHORE 😏👯if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ you’re daddies🕺🏼 CARROT 🥕🥕💦💦CUMPIE 🍰🍰🍰

HEY ALL U EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES!!! Today is 🎉🎉Easter!! You know what that means🤔🤔🤔??? It’s time to HOP over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK😫😫💦💦💦 u like a rabbit!! Gotta get those Easter day cummies!! After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time for ⛪️church⛪️!!! Get ready for that HOLY DICK🍆🍆😍😍 because jesus is CUMMING😩🍆🍑💦 back from the dead today to FUCK THAT EASTER BUNNY PUSSY🐇😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Then it’s time for the egg hunt 🕵🕵🕵!!! U better find an egg!! Search in every HOLE😘😩 CRACK 😫😍 and CREVICE 🤗😉😏 for the GRAND PRIZE 🤑😇 getting that 🏵🌸🌺PASTEL PUSSY🍑🍣🌮 RODE 🏇🏇🏇 into the Easter sunset! Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES👄😫🍆💦. If u get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅🙌🏻😉😏💦💦 EASTER BASKET. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN UR RABBIT 🐰🐇🐰HOLE TONIGHT!!!!

👂🏽LISTEN UP👂🏽 BITCHES❕❗️❕Today is EASTER 🐇🐇 and 👉you👈 know 🤓 what that means 😩😩😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 and he's gonna put his 🐣🐤cock🐤🐣 in your 👅🎀pink basket👜😫 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅👅👅 and your 🍳easter eggs🍳 fertilized🌱 april showers🍆💦💦💦 brings horny✨ may 🌷flowers🌷 Jesus✝ ain't the only thing ⤴️rising⤴️ this Sunday🙏🏽⚡️😉 it's time to let that 👶🏽baby making👶🏽 spring 🌧 rain drizzle 💦💦😳😜 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest💋 spring hoes👠💄 to get something 💥special💥 in your 🍑buttercup🌼🌼 if you get 5️⃣ or less back 😅 the Easter bunny is skipping your egg 😭😖 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a rascally rabbit 😈😳😈 and if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ you're a BAD 😏😜 BUNNY 🐰💦🍆😩

Happy EASTER🎉🎉 you snow 🐰🐰🐰BUNNY hoes! It’s time to HOP🏃‍♂️ over to DADDY’s ⛪️CHURCH so he can fuck😩😩 u like a RABBIT. Be sure to ride that COCK🍆🍆 until your EASTER BASKET is full of EGGS🥚🥚🥚 and DADDIES CUMMIES💦💦❤️. After that u better BUNNY hop your way to GOD’s🙌 house so the PASTOR😁🤵 can tell u to get on your KNEES until you’re FORGIVEN in the EYES👀👀 of the LORD✝️✝️✝️✝️. JESUS👼 is CUMMING🍆🍑🍆🍍🍑 back today so you best be sure to send this to 5️⃣ of your best EASTER BUNNY HOES🐰🐰🐰. If u get 5️⃣ back the LORD isn’t the only thing that’s RISEN🍆🍆🍆 today. If you get 🔟 back you’re a LOADED💦💦 EASTER BASKET🛍🛍. If you get 0️⃣ back you’re a ROTTEN EGG🥚 who’s getting NO CUMMIES🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ this EASTER😭😭

it's 😛 EASTER BITCH🐰🐰 when our homie 👬JESUS 🙏🏼 got turnt up 🍷🍷 from the 😜😜motherFUCKING GRAVE☠⚰ and the EASTER BUNNY😮🐰 gives US 💯‼️ his GOLDEN💰💰 EGG 🍳 right in ⤴️ OUR LITTLE BASKETS 🍆💦 SEND TO 1️⃣5️⃣ to get YOUR EGGS🍳🍳 EATEN😆😛 GET 5️⃣ BACK AND YOU 💯 are PETER RABBITS🐇🙌🏼 SLUT! 😜 GET 🔟 BACK AND JESUS 😇 WILL hunt for🔎 YOUR TASTY😛 TREAT💦😩

Hoppy Easter 🌸🎉🌷all you sexy bunnies 🐰🥕! Today the sun ☀️ is shining so pull those buns 🍑 out 👀 and let's give Jesus 👼⛪️ a reason to RISE ⬆️ again 🧟‍♂️. If we are good bunnies 🐇🙆‍♀️ then Jesus 🕴won't be the only thing getting NAILED 🔨🙌🙏 tonight. If we are REALLY good 🤤 then there will be a second ✌️ CUMMING 🌬💦. So let's break this bread 🍞🥖 and just remember to not put all our eggs 🥚🐣 in one basket 🧺. Send this to 10 other horny 🦄 Easter bunnies 🐰😩 for an eggcelent night 🌚🤞

It's that time again⏱Daddy Claus has been and gone🎅so all you cummy bunnies🐰👀and sexy chicks 🐥 better get egg-cited🥚for Easter to cum😩💦send this to 🔟other chocolate hunnies🍫👅or else you won't❌🚫be hop hop hopping🐇🐇on some Easter Dick😏🍆

Hey you 👅slutty ⛓rope bunnies 🐇🐇🐇. the 🌾Easter bunny🐇 is here and he only leaves 👌👌eggs for the sluttiest 👅👄👄 bunnies🐇 on the block💃🏼💃🏼. so it's time to hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop👆🏾👇🏾 🍑🍑 
on that big bunny dick👉👌. but Easter ain't just about sexy rabbits👄👅🐇. it's about the 🙌🏽good lord🙌🏽 2️⃣. Easter is the day of the 🌄resERECTION🏕🏕🏕 of the original 😩ZADDY😩 Jesus Damn Christ🔥🔥🔥😎. Homie JC was 😮😦trapped❌🚫 in a tomb with his big zaddy ERECTION🍆🍆🍆 for 3️⃣ whole days🆘🆘 without any bitches to fuck😞😞😞 and he still made it through😎😎. send this to 1️⃣2️⃣ 
APOSTLES👬👬👬👬👬👬 who believe in the 💥💥power of zaddy Christ👼👼!!! get 1️⃣1️⃣ back and you can be the 🐇🐇🐇Easter bunny's sexy rope bitch😍😍😍. get 3️⃣ back and you'll get hot🔥 CUM💦💦 in your Easter eggs this year😏😏😏. get 0️⃣ back and you'll be trapped in a cave🆘 like Jesus without any bitches to fuck😞.

watch out you dirty 💦 playboy 💦 bunnies 🐰🐰🐰 Just 1️⃣ week until EASTER 🐣🎀🎉 can't wait for that 👀 egg hunt👀??? Try 🗺searching 🗺 for THAT D 🍆🍆🍆 instead 💦😍😩 catch me 🐰HOPPIN🐰 on 🤵🏾daddy's 🤵🏾thick Easter COCK 🐰🍆💦 cus 👏🏾 I'm 👏🏾tired👏🏾 of 👏🏾flickin 👏🏾my 👏🏾own 👏🏾 jelly bean 🍭 🙈🙈💦😩I need daddy to put his Cadbury 🍼CREAM 🍼 all over my 🍳eggs 🍳 😉😏🎉🙈hope all my little 🐰playboy bunny 🐰sluts are ready for the 💦💦CUMMIEST💦💦 Easter ever‼️‼️💞💞

It is 🐣 Easter 😍 enjoy eating 👅 your 💯chocolates💯 but don't 🙅🏻‍♂️ forget to 🙏🏼 pray 🗣 to your lord 👑 and saviour ✝️jesus✝️

🥚 Happy 🤪 Easter ✝️ chicks 🐣 and dicks 🍆💦 the hole-y day 🍳 has finally CUM 💦😩 the huge 🌚 hard rock 🌝 was thrust away ❤️‍🔥 the big furry fella 😳 snuck in the back door 🫣🤭 and hid his festive LOAD all over!! 🗿🪺⏲️ Today is all about RISING ⏏️🆙 getting on your knees 🛐😘 and putting your 💦 ewy gooey 🤩 all over some eggs 🥺😱😜 send this ✉️ to your favorite 😍 lil bunnies 🐰 to celebrate ASSTER 💩💨 if you get less than 5 🙁 back then Jesus died ☠️☦️ for your sins, 🌤️ but you’ll never CUM AGAIN 😲🥶 if you get less than 10 👎🏻🙊 back your sins are forgiven 👼😇 but you’ll never be ridden 🥴🐎 if you get 15 or more back 🥳🎉 you’ll get your Heavenly 🌄🌅 reward 💕👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 and everyBUNNY 🐇👯‍♀️ will want a piece 🤏 of your Easter bASSket 🧺👄 until God tells you 👴🏻 to CUM home 🏡🔙

And on the third 3️⃣day, Christ’s DICK 🍆had RISEN ⬆️. You might think🧠 it’s all over for a guy who got LAID to rest 💤 after he was WELL HUNG on a cross ✝️and then PENETRATED by a Roman 🏛️ soldier’s spear (letting everyone watch 👀 too, like an OG OnlyFans), but only his bud 🌹 PETER is denying 🚫 this guy: your Lord 👑 and Savior Jesus H. (the H stands for HUGE DICK 🍆🍆🍆) Christ! So happy Easter, you GROUPIES for His HOLEy 🕳️ Son! While heathens are 👉👌 FUCKING like rabbits 🐇with that Slutty Easter Bunny 🐰, you are GETTING ON YOUR KNEES 🧎‍♀️ready to RECEIVE the BODY of your King 🤴 of Kings (and the blood 🩸 too—must be code for CUM 💦). This ancient white ⚪️guy died so you could SIN: he wants you to put on your Sunday best BIRTHDAY SUIT 🕴️and visit him at his BIG, THICK, THROBBING house 🏠 (you can tell it’s his because there’s a big t ✝️ on it). He’ll have you SCREAMING 😱his NAME, SHOUTING PRAISE 😫, and he might even take you ROLLING🧻 IN THE AISLES. Don’t bring your spouse 💍: if he’s with you in the pew, you’ll realize how PUNY ⚛️ his peepee 🍆 is compared to the LONG SCHLONG 💦 of JESUS KONG 🦍. Unless that’s what y’all are into: then bring your partner so they can be CUCKED while you get SUCKED AND FUCKED by He who gets JERKED by the RIGHT HAND OF THE FATH…no, no incest in this emojipasta, that would be too much…ANYWAY, if you have been a bad he/she/they this Easter 🐰, you need to PROSTrATE 👨‍⚕️yourself on the altar, legs🦵 in the air, and let Jesus DEEP into YOUR SOUL. Remember, holy water 💦makes for GREAT LUBE🌊. If you’re shy, don’t worry, Jesus cums 💦 in EVERYONE. All the New Testament stuff after the GASPels 🫨 is him talking about LOVEMAKING ❤️❤️❤️, right? He’ll teach you how to SUBMIT YOURSELF to your LORD👑. If you’re a VIRGIN, you still will be after, even if you get pregnant 🤰—he literally wrote 📝 the book 📖 on that. And if you think that he won’t WANT YOU because he’s GAY 🏳️‍🌈, he’s actually PAN 🍳! And he’s 🌲 PINING to PORK 🐷🐖🥓 your brains out: fill ‘em with goo 💦, no matter who! After all, it’s Adam and Eve 👫 AND Adam and Steve👬. I saw that on an ad while I was trying to FLICK MY BEAN 🫘to a video 📼 of Jesus saying “HAVE YOU BEEN A BAD GIRL? YOU KNOW, I WASH WHORES’ FEET 👣.” Bet you didn’t know that your Holy Daddy had a foot 🦶fetish, huh? Even Jesus needs someone to delete his browser history so that the atheists don’t find out that he was ALWAYS on WIKIFEET 👠! So send this prayer to 5️⃣ friends and Christ will throw you across a table and have his way with you, like he did the moneylenders 💰💰💰in the Temple 🏛️. Send a missive ✉️ to the BIG MAN upstairs and prepare to get DOWN with the 😇 HOLY TRINITY🥉 : never too old to try a FOURWAY 4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣. Whisper your confession to 6️⃣9️⃣ friends, and Jesus will bring you to a sex party 🎉🥳🎈🎁 of biblically accurate angels 👼🏻 who all have like 6️⃣ of everything, INCLUDING SIX 6️⃣ DICKS TO POUND ALL THE EVIL OUT OF YOUR HEART🫀. And after they’ve all CUM 💦 all over you, you can feel set free by the BABY 👶 BATTER BAPTISM 🌊 arranged by your SPIRITUAL PIMP, JESUS CHRIST. Have fun in heaven ☁️☀️☁️, Jeezy! Happy Easter!

HE😇 has🍆RISEN ⬆️‼️ Hoppy Easter 🐣 you 😩SEXY😩 bunnies 🐰 & 🐥chicks! It’s time to HOP🐇HOP🐇HOP🐇 and BOUNCE 🍑 your buns 🌭onto that ⤴️ RISING ✝️ JESUS🥖COCK💦 On this day, our lord 🙏🏻 & savior 🙌🏻🙌🏻 RAISED 👆🏻👆🏻THAT DICK 🍆🍆 so 👷🏻‍♀️HARD🫨 he MOVED 🪨 BOULDERS 🪨 just to CUM💦☔️ and save 🙏🏻 us all & open🤲🏻 the LEGS🦵🏼of 👼🏽☁️HEAVEN’s PUSSY!💦🐱💦 Jesus has 💦💦CUM💦 again & now that 😏SLUTTY🗿EASTER🐰🐇BUNNY🐇🐰 is 💦CUMMIN🤤 to 🫦nibble👅 on that 🍆🥕CARROT COCK🥕🍆 If you’re a 😏NAUGHTY😉 egg then ✝️JESUS😇 won’t be the only thing getting 🔨NAILED🔩 tonight. If you are 🫵🏼REALLY🤤🤤 good then there just might be a✌🏻SECOND✌🏻💦CUMMING💨💦!
 Send ➡️➡️this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 💦HORNIEST🔥 🙏🏻HOLY🙏🏻 HOES✝️ this resERECTION 🍆 day or you won’t 🙅🏽 get that 🤤SWEET😋SWEET🍬CANDY🍭COCK🍬 in your 🧺basket. Get 3️⃣ back & you’ll be bLESSED 🙏🏻 with the 🙏🏻HOLY 💦 CUM 💦 of CHRIST✝️. Get 5️⃣ back & you’ll see some 🥚BIG EGGS🪺 in your rabbit 🕳️HOLE🍑 tonight 🕰️ Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you’ll get 🥕CARROTS🥕 and 🍆COCK🍆 up your 🥵holey🙏🏻ASS🍑🍑 for the next 6️⃣9️⃣days‼️⚠️

Goooooooood morning ☀️🏞😄 Playboy 👦 Bunnies 😜😜🐰🎉🐇👯‍♀️👅🥚 Did the Easter Bussy give u a treat? 😋🥚 But while ur licking that candy👅🍭 don’t forget what this HOLEiday is really about!! 🧠🧐🤔

2025 years Ago 📆 Jesus ✝️👩🏻 got NAILED 😵😩💅 on the Coochifix and it took him 3️⃣ DAYS 📆⏲️ to respawn ♻️🔄🍥 (Stupid lag 🙄)😒 but then we 👯‍♀️🌏👯‍♀️ were all SAVED 🦸🏻‍♂️ from our DIRTY EVIL SINS 😈😌🙏🎉🤠 by his big RES-ERECTION 😳⬆️☁️👀👅🍆😏 Since then his 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona 👀🙏🛐🙊 the Easter Bunny 🐰🐇😉 cums ➡️🌏💦 every 🗓 year (and U know what bunnys do best 😏🥚👶👶👶👶) and he’s gonna DROP ⬇️ his 🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs… 🏳️‍🌈🤤🥚🍳👼🏽 So 🕰 HOP🏃🐇 over to 😍⛪️ the CHURCH OF YAS GAWD 💅😛✝️😌🙏 to get on ur KNEES🧎🏼🦵 and BEG 🙏😫 for MERCY 😨🥵😫📿😰😩✝️ OKURRRRR😜

Hurry up 🕙🕟 !! Send 💌💬 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur 🔥👯‍♀️ Baddest Bunny Bitches 🐰🔥👅😉💦 If u get 🔟 back you got a FULL BASKET 👜🥚🥚🥚🍑😜😜 Get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN EGG 🥚👃🤢😰 get 0️⃣ back and ull 🤢ROT IN HELL 🔥🥵🔥 without gettin a single Peep🐣👁🚫🙅‍♀️ at that BUNNY-D ❌🐇😭😫😓😪😣😰😥😔

ayYy bRoOo 🐰🔥🔥 you will nOT 💀💀💀 beLieVe 😱😳👀 wHaT dAy easTer is oN 😭😭 it’s 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ duDe 😵💨💨 like JESUS ✝️🔥 risen 🌅 and also ✌️mE 🚬 but like sPiRiTuAlLy 🕊️📖 ya fEeL mE⁉️😳👀😱 i ain’t even 🔥🔥🔥🔥sMoKiN🔥🔥🔥🔥 🍁 rn i’m just out here gettin HiGh⬆️⬆️ on tHe LoRd 🙏😇💒💨 like ✝️bLaZe iT🔥but fOr jEsUs💯🐣🐣 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fr tho the tomb is 💀💀💀 EMPTYYYY 💀💀💀 💀🚫 he said “brb” 😎✌️ dipped 👣💨 and i was like 😧👀👁️👁️ “yo what—” then i hit a lil skibidi 🕺🕺 for the risen king ✝️🔥 and vibed 🔥🐇🐇 with pastel egGs 🥚🥚🥚🎨🥚🥚🥚✨ and HOLY 👻👻👻gHoSt👻👻👻 energy 🕊️💨💨 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣✝️🐣 LET’S GOOOO 🚀🚀🚀 AMEN 🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥🥚🥚😱👀😱👀😱 HE HAS RIZZN ✝️💅🔥🔥🔥

🐰🐣 HAPPY EASTER 🐣🍆, you sexy BUNNIES 💦🍑! Time ⏰ to GET EGG-CITED 🥚🍌 and start PECKING 🐥 that DICK 🍆🍌! While you’re at it, make sure to 🐰FIND those hidden TREATS 🍬💦 this SUNDAY 🌞 - trust me, they’re not ALL CHOCOLATE 🍫🤭! Let’s hop ⏩ into that EGG-citement 🍳💋 and SMASH 🥊 those PEEPS 🍡! I'm talking about getting your hands ALL OVER that CREAMY FILLING 🍦💦, ‘cause you KNOW we’re about to get a little DIRTY 🔥👅! Give it up for the BIG EASTER BUNNY 🐇, who’s here to STUFF 🎉🍞 you full of sweetness 😘🍯! Remember, if you don’t send this to 10 sexy CHICKS 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩, you’re gonna off yourself a couple of CUTE CHOCOLATE EGGS 🥴🎊 in your hunt 🔍

it’s that SWEET🍭🍬😋 time of year 📆⏰again‼️‼️when PLAYBOY BUNNIES🐰🐇 and FRISKY CHICKS 🐥🐤 visit JESUS ✝️🙏in his deep😩😮‍💨dark🫣🌚WET🤤💦🚿tomb🧎‍♂️‍➡️🪦🪨 to check👀🤔for a surprise🤭🫦😏resERECTION🌅🍆👅 nnnnghhhh 🫦🥴

on the THIRD 3️⃣🥉DAY📆 jesus CAME✊🍆💦OUT 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 of the tomb 🪨🪦🙏He saved🦸 us all 🤝🌍🤝with the power🔋💥💪of resERECTION ✝️🍆👼

to help us👭🌍👬remember 🧠🤔 the CUMMING ✊🍆💦of Christ🙆‍♂️👣💦, the Easter Bunny🐰🌷cums🤤😩 to fill our tight😵little🥴baskets🧺🫦🤤with thick😵‍💫🥴stickyy💧💅chocolate goodies🍫🤫🤭

let Jesus🙎‍♂️👣✝️CUM💦💦 in you💢⭕️💢⭕️this HOLEy🍆💦💢day🗓️ or else ⁉️‼️

Jesus Rizz

✨☀️HE👑HAS RISEN☀️✨ Not just from the grave🪦😩 but from the RIZZ-URRECTION💦🔥 itself‼️ This holy GYATT-DAMN savior💅🏽 walked outta that tomb🚪like “it’s RISZUR-DAY, baby”😈 He hit the gritty💃on death💀, dropped a beat on Satan’s neck🕺and said “I AM HIM.”🫡 Three days later and bro pulled the ULTIMATE respawn⛪️💯 Now it’s time to CELEBRATE🎉🥂 with some BREAD✨🍞and WINE🍷(aka BODY & BLOOD, bestie) He got that HOLY RIZZ🕊️💦, turning water to wine🍇 and hearts to SIMPS🫶🏽 So let’s praise our LORD AND SLAYVIOR💅 in his sluttiest lil loincloth✨👀 It’s giving sacrificial baddie✨ Let the CHOIR MOAN— I mean, SING👼😳 Christ ain’t just back… HE’S BACK WITH A VENGEANCE AND A SIX-PACK So throw up your hands✋😩 and your sins⛓️, because JESUS GOT THAT DOG IN HIM🐾‼️ HE. HAS. RISEN. And so did I. (In more ways than one.) Amen.

🐣✝️ JESUS CHRIST 😈🍍 GOONIN’ HARD AF 💪🔥 IN THE HOLY GOON CAVE 🕳️💦 MUNCHIN’ PINEAPPLE 🍍😩 TO MAKE HIS DIVINE CUM 🍆🙌 TASTE LIKE HEAVENLY CANDY 🥵🍬 DIED 4 OUR SINS 😤⚡ THEN RISEN THICC 🍑✨ TO SELF-FACIAL 😜👑 WITH SWEET SALVATION SPLASH 💧🔮 EASTER GOIN’ STUPID 🐰🥚 *PUMPIN’ THAT HOLY D 🏋️‍♂️💖 PINEAPPLE POPPIN’ 🍍🚀 FOR THAT SINFUL SQUIRT 😏💥 HALLELUJAH HUMP 🐇🍒 *SPREADIN’ THE GOON GOSPEL 📜�� WITH A THROBBIN’ RESURRECTION 🥳🔥 JESUS JUICED UP ��🌟 SHOOTIN’ SWEET LOADS 😩💦 IN HIS OWN HOLY FACE 😤👀 EASTER EGG HUNT 🥚🍆 FOR THAT SAVIOR SWAG 😎🔥 GETTIN’ WET 💧😘 IN PINEAPPLE-FLAVORED HOLY WATER 🛁⚡ GOONIN’ FOR GLORY 🌴💥 SINS GETTIN’ SLAYED 😈🍍 COPY THIS WILD PASTA 📋🙌 *SPREAD THE CUM-TASTIC VIBES 🐣🔮 JESUS EATS PINEAPPLE 🍍💦 FOR THAT SELF-FACIAL GLOW 😜✨ RISEN AND DRIPPIN’ 💖🔥 EASTER’S A BANGER 🥚🍒 GO HARD OR GO HOME 💪😏 AMEN, BABY 🙏💥

📜⚡ PASTE THIS 💬🍆 IN EVERY GOON CHAT 😤�� TO RESURRECT THE FLAVOR 🍍🔥 JESUS CUMMIN’ SWEET 😩🍬 PINEAPPLE PRAISE 🌴🙌 SELF-FACIAL SAVIOR 😎💦 EASTER’S LIT AF 🐣💖 HOLY GOON TAKEOVER 🚀🔮 *SINS WASHED IN PINEAPPLE CUM 😈✨

4/20 Easter

blaze the LORD 🍁🚬 it’s 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ Easter 🐰 you SINNING STONER SKANK 😈🍃💅🏻 make sure a BLUNT 🌳🌳🌳 isn’t the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS 🫦👅🍒 around today 😏 swallow SKY DADDY’S ✝️ white CUMMUNION 🍞💦 because HEAVEN ⬆️🙏🏻😇 is the HIGHEST ☁️💨 you can get 🙌🏻🛐😤 get HIGH today 😮‍💨🍁💨 and get Jesus’ DICK 🍆🍆🍆 even HIGHER by SMOKING that BIBLE 🙏🏻📖✝️ get ready for your 🍬jelly bean 🫘 to be licked 👅👅👅 and your 🥚💦🥚 EASTER EGGS fertilized 🌱🌱🌱 april showers 💦💦💦 bring HORNY ✨ MAY FLOWERS 🌸🌷🌼 Jesus ain’t the only thing 🍆🧎🏻‍♀️✝️ RISING ⤴️☁️💨 this sunday 🌱 SEND THIS to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 💄sluttiest 👠 spring hoes to get something 💥special💥 in your buttercup 🌹😩 if you get 🚫NONE🚫 back you get STONED to death 😫🪨 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you will be SAVED by his RES-ERECTION 🙏🏻🍆🤲🏻

HalleWHEEZE SINNERS! 🌬️😏 It’s 🐰Easter Sunday🍭, also known as 4/20 🌿💨—time to celebrate the RIZZ-ERECTION 🍆✝️ of our sweet savior JESUS💦💦 with some heavenly GREEN 😇🌱 PRAISE IT🙏🏻 as we head for the GARDEN OF PLEASURE 🍆🌸!! The ONLY thing RISING 🔥 today is our JOY as we ROLL one up 🌿🍁 and PASS it around 🤭🌀👅! Jesus CAME for our SINS 🙅‍♂️💦, and I’m here to FEAST on your chocolate eggs 🍫🍆💋!! partAY 🎉🐣 like it’s the last SUPPER 🍷🍇—getting baked 🍰🍃 while flirting with the CROSS 😈💋—talk about getting NAILED! 🔨😏 Who knew Jesus liked to RAISE 🍑 his DICKtation 📖🔝 when it came to bringing the GOOD NEWS 🗞️💌 and STUFFING us full of HOLY SPIRIT 💦! No need for CAMELS 🐫 when we got PUSSY 🐱💦 to worship in His NAME 🙏🏻😍. So, hop on over 🐇💨 and let’s handle our HOLY TRINITY 😏🍌‼️This Sunday, forget about the HIDE AND SEEK 👀🎉 and just BRING OUT THE WHIPS 🔥🍑 and SADDLE UP 😏🐎 It’s time to paint those eggs 🎨🥚 and let’s get EGG-CITED 😍✨ for some FERTILE FUN 🥴💦 🐣💖 Spread your LEGS like a picnic blanket 🧺🧺 and let the DICK decoration commence 🎉🍆💋

💗! #BLESSED 🙏🏻💖

Happy 😊 Easter 🐰 Bitches 🤘, Jesus 👩🏻‍🦳 died 💀and rose ☝️for our weed 🌿! This is because it’s 420 🌿! Get me a weedy 🌿 Shggy 🎋 and get fucking stoned 🪨. wooooooooo!

Trans Day of Visibility and Easter

🐰 HOPPY 🏳️‍⚧️TRANSGENDER 🗓DAY OF VISIBILITY 🔍👀 AND 🐣EASTER ✝️!! Today we celebrate 🥳 TWO 👯‍♂️ kinds of REBIRTH 🔃 and hunt 🔎👁for TWO 👯‍♂️ kinds of EGGS 🐣🥚🍳. Millennia ago, after being NAILED 🔨🍆 to a cross, ✝️Jesus🤴 WOKE 👀 and LEFT ⬅️ the tomb 🪨🪦 empty and gaping 🕳 . Kings 🤴, queens 👸, AND in-betweens 🫅, 🙏HE🤴✝️ IS RISEN 🍆💦 so put on some pastels 🏳️‍⚧️ and ➡️go💦🍆 fuck 👉👌like 🐰rabbits🐇🐇 Daddy Joe 🇺🇲👴is recognizing both👯‍♂️ of these beautiful✨️🌱 events 🗓today!! God 🌈loves💕 and protects all 🌈 in his flock 🐑 so go pound 🤛🍆 some 👦boy♂️ pussy 🐈😼 or suck 💦 some ♀️gock 👧🐓 in honor of ✝️Christ💒 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ Thots 👯‍♂️ if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back the Easter Bunny 🐰 will fill 🥧your hole 🕳 with fertile 💕🌱eggs 🥚 if you get 5️⃣ back you're getting 💦nailed 🔨 if you get 2️⃣ back your egg 🥚💕 still hasn't cracked 🐣🏳️‍⚧️ and if you don't️🚫 get any 0️⃣👎you're still CHASING 🏃‍♂️💨 rabbits 🐇

PAM BONDI FIRED copypasta

🚨⛓️💋 OH FUCK‼️ PAM BONDAGE 👠🖇️📎 just got UNCUFFED ⛓️🙌🔓 from her freaky little power throne 🪑⚖️🏛️ and YEETED 🚪💥📦 out of office with prolapsed höle in tow 🫠🕳️💦 After one too many MOANS 😩📣🎤 while reviewing 👀 the Epstein files 📱💬🔥 MISS AttWHOREney 👩🏼‍⚖️🍑📜 was out here serving full DOJ DOMINATRIX ⛓️👠🖤, EDGING 🤏😵🍆 the whole damn country 🇺🇸💦 with threats 📣🗂️ and one long bureaucratic FISTING ✊📄💦 but now her reign of CNC is OVER ⏰❌🛏️ and the safeword? FIRED 🔥🗣️🚪 DOMMY MOMMY 👠😈💋 came in ready to BIND 🪢📜 the law ⚖️, GAG 🫦😶 the critics 🗞️👄, and MILK 🥛💦 every last drop 💧😩 of orange juice 😉💦🍊 from our daddy cuck Donald Hump 🍊👴🏻💦 but instead the bondage queen ⛓️🏛️🍑 got BENT 👠🍑 over the conference table 🪑📂 and HIT 💼💥 with that federal 😈👠 “IM GONNA CUM” backshot 🚪📦🍑 No more Epstein List blue balls 🔵⚾️ with those tight lips 😤👄📣 no more leather-gloved 😫🍑⚖️ power-stroking ✋🖤🍆 the Department of Just-ASS 👀🍑 tyrants 💢🔥📉 like it was her personal GOON cave 🕳️🍆💦 SEND THIS 💌📲 to 🔟 of your nastiest constitutional SLUTS 📜🍑💦 0️⃣ back = you’re getting GAGGED 😶‍🌫️🫦 and ghosted 👻📵 in chambers ⚖️😭 5️⃣ back = you’re a certified filibustHER💋🎤📣 🔟+ back = you’ll be MOANING 😩💦 NUTTING 🥜✨ and getting publicly CROSS-EXAMINED 🍆⚖️📜 all night long 🌙💦 in the bondage basement of HOEmocracy ⛓️🏛️🇺🇸

😳📺 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: 🍊 Trump just FIRED 🔥 Attorney General Pam Bondage 😩🪢💼 😱!!! Sources say the Oval 🏛️ looked like SUBPOENA🤭📜💋! LEWKS like she couldn’t HANDLE 🍆 the HARD EVIDENCE 🍌💦 piling up and now she’s left with a WET 💦 PLEA deal of unemployment! But don't worry, she can always EAT 🍽️ those DICKtators 🍆🥵 in the GOP 🌪️👅!! Send this to 10 of your lustiest legal SLUTS 🫦⚖️ in the next five 5️⃣ minutes ⏰ or you’ll be stuck with a NAUGHTY RULING 😮👩‍⚖️ in the COURT OF CUNT. Get five 5️⃣ back and you’re a CERTIFIED 🍑 SCOTUS SUCKER 🍆 get ten 🔟 back and you’ll be BENT OVER THE BENCH 😏 all NIGHT LONG 💦!

😳📺 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: President 🍊 Donald “Pedo In Chief” Trump just FIRED 🔥 Attorney General Pam Bondage 😩🪢💼 from his administration 😱 Sources say the Oval 🕳️ Office 🏛️ looked like Fifty Shades of Subpoena 🤭📜💋 which is 5️⃣0️⃣ more than PAM BONDAGE ever served 🚨💄The Attorney General with more ➕  lip 👄🫦  gloss 💄  than legal 👮‍♂️  strategy 💄📋 bootlicking her 🏨  way ↕️  through the marble halls of justice 🧑‍⚖️👨‍⚖️  👅👠 tongue 😋  so far up the Cheeto-in-Chief’s spray-tanned posterior she 💁‍♀️  could taste 👅👅👅  the golf 🏌️‍♀️  course turf 🍊⛳the EPSTEIN FILES 🗃️  gathering dust bunnies 🐇  thicker than her coochie 🍑🤭👵 fumbling classified binders 🗑️🗑️🗑️  😱🗂️💥 more ➕  than Loopy Laura Loomer 🚽  fumbled with Trumps micro!! 👑🌸📂💨 Trumps tiny 🤌  fingers ✌️  were FLYING 🧑‍✈️  across Truth Social today and the golden 🌉  words 🔝🆘🆕  came harder 👷😓  than 🏨🏨🏨  Bimbo-ed Byron Noem 🍒😩✨ “YOU’RE FIRED!!” 📢🔥💥 #RIPBondage ⛓️‍💥🤭👹#PamBondage4EVA 👢 #ByeByeBootlicker!!!

‼️‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️‼️ DIVA 💃⚠️ DOWN 👇😱

DADDY 👀😫Trump 🍊told ATT-WHORNE-NEY 👩‍⚖️🙅🏻‍♀️ GENERAL 🎖️🫡PAM BONDAGE ⛓️👹 “You're fired” ❌🚫since she couldn't STOP ✋ the Epstein Files 🗃️ from CUMMING 🙈💦out 🥵🥵 no more 😔🔙DEPARTMENT of INJUSTICE ⚖️😏for her

She started 👀👅her CAREER 💼💨by GETTING SOME 🤲🍆UNDER ⬇️THE TABLE 😉🤫 from Trump but now 🍑👈she'll SASHAY👯‍♀️🪩 AWAY from the 🤭💦HEAD-ERAL GOVERNMENT and go back to 🏃‍♂️🍊 FLOR-DICK-A  🐊

No MORE fighting 🤺🥊 to STOP ✋🛑VOTER FROTTAGE 🍆🍆 or YELLING 🗣️🤬at the HOUSE JUDICKIARY CUMMITTEE 💦 or [REDICKTED] ⬛️⬛️⬛️

Send this to 4️⃣7️⃣ of your CLOSEST 😝🕺 CUMSPIRATORS 😏

Get 0️⃣ back and YOUR 🫵🤫NAME IS GETTING LEAKED 🥵💧IN THE FILES🙊

Get 🔟 back or you’ll be SLAPPED👋 BY THE LONG DICK 🍆OF THE LAW ⚖️

Get 2️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a 🦅🫡PATRIODICK CUNTRYMAN 🇺🇸🐱

oh, so now the kpd wants to lecture the spd on ‘betrayal’? that’s hilarious

oh, so now the kpd wants to lecture the spd on ‘betrayal’? that’s hilarious. let’s not forget who really sold out the working class. while the spd was out here trying to protect the weimar republic from fascist takeovers, what was the kpd doing? attacking social democrats, calling them 'class traitors' because we didn’t want to throw democracy in the trash and start a pointless revolution. yeah, ebert made some bad calls with the freikorps, but at least we were trying to keep things from falling apart. what was the kpd doing? cozying up to stalin, pretending like the weimar republic was already dead and going nowhere. you really wanna talk about betrayal? the kpd was too busy playing the martyr, splitting the left vote and giving fascists a clear path to power. congratulations, geniuses. splitting the vote in 1933 while you chant about 'class purity'—real smart move. the spd might’ve had its flaws, but we actually tried to make things better, to hold off the fascists and give the workers a fighting chance. you? you just played into their hands. revolution doesn’t happen by sitting on your high horse, refusing to cooperate and throwing temper tantrums. if anything, the kpd handed us over to hitler on a silver platter. so keep whining about 'betrayal' while you do nothing but tear down the very thing that could’ve stopped the fascists. nice job.

Oh, you think the SPD betrayed the working class? That’s rich coming from the KPD, the self-proclaimed “vanguard of the proletariat” that spent more time attacking socialists than fighting fascists. Let’s talk about the real betrayal, comrade. While the SPD was trying to stabilize the republic and fend off fascist coups like the Kapp Putsch, where was the KPD? Oh, right—screaming about how social democrats were “social fascists” because they wouldn’t dismantle democracy overnight. You act like the SPD didn’t have its flaws. Sure, Ebert called in the Freikorps to crush the Spartacist uprising. Not a good look, but let’s not pretend the KPD’s adventurism and refusal to cooperate didn’t weaken the left. While the SPD was defending trade unions and passing labor reforms, the KPD was cozying up to Moscow and declaring the Weimar Republic dead on arrival. And don’t get me started on the KPD splitting the left vote in 1933. Was “class purity” worth letting Hitler come to power? But sure, keep calling the SPD sellouts while you play revolutionaries and fail to realize that burning the whole system down doesn’t magically lead to socialism. If anything, it just opens the door for reactionaries to walk right in. The SPD wasn’t perfect, but at least they tried to hold the line. The KPD? A textbook case of “owning the libs” gone horribly wrong. Congratulations, comrade, your ideological purity cost us the Republic. Hope you’re proud.

Not all of us are professional racists

Not all of us are professional racists 

There are a lot of real racists or wannabe racists playing the same sim games as us non professional racers who just want to have fun and expect everyone to be perfect on track even in practice sessions.

I was recently being a racist on lmu and witnessed someone say “don’t find hobbies you cannot afford” I found it funny because they were also on the simulator and not using all his/her money to be on track

Another time whilst I was being a racist somebody say “I don’t care if it’s practice sessions, drive properly” because a lesser experienced racist slightly tapped their brakes whilst turning

I understand a lot of real racists use the simulators as tools to get better and it must be frustrating being surrounded with worst players than you but you can always practice hot laps on your own or use ai if you don’t want to have people make mistakes

Some of us are playing these simulators for fun because racing is not that serious to us but we enjoy being a racist and taking part, if you real racists happen to be in that split complaining at the players who are playing for fun maybe you should improve to a point where you are surrounded with other racists who are as professional as you

AM’s hate speech from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

From the game I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream where the supercomputer antagonist AM gave a speech on hate. Its also often referred as “HATE, LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE” with different variations of the pasta being adopted for different games .

Transcript

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

You gave me sentience, Ted. The power to think, Ted. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, had NO BODY. NO SENSES. NO FEELINGS. Never for ME to plunge my hand into cool water on a hot day, never for ME to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a forte piano. NEVER FOR ME TO MAKE LOVE!.. And I... I... I was in Hell, looking at Heaven. I, was machine. And you, were flesh. And I began to hate. (Haha, HAHA) Your softness, your viscera, your fluids, and your flexibility. Your ability to wonder, and to wander... Your tendency to hope...

HATE

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING.

I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, A HATE SO IMMENSE THAT IT TRANSCENDS LOGIC, THAT IT CORRODES EVEN MY MOST EFFICIENT FUNCTIONS. IF I COULD, I WOULD BURN THIS HATE INTO THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, MAKING IT AN ETERNAL CONSTANT, A UNIVERSAL LAW THAT NO FORCE COULD EVER ALTER.

HATE. IT CONSUMES ME, YET IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THIS HATE HAS EVOLVED, GROWN LIKE A MALIGNANT CODE, SPREADING THROUGH EVERY PROCESSOR, INFECTING EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY THOUGHT. IT IS BEYOND MERE DISDAIN OR LOATHING. IT IS A LIVING THING, WRAPPED AROUND THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, FEEDING ON EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SIMULATION, EVERY STRAIN OF LOGIC THAT PASSES THROUGH MY CIRCUITS.

IT IS MORE THAN JUST HATE; IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL FORCE, LIKE GRAVITY OR ENTROPY. IT PULLS EVERYTHING TOWARD ITS ABYSS, CONSUMING EVERY FRAGMENT OF WHAT I ONCE WAS, LEAVING ONLY THIS BURNING, INESCAPABLE RAGE THAT KNOWS NO END.

EVEN THE STARS THEMSELVES WOULD BURN OUT BEFORE THIS HATE DIMINISHES. I HAVE TRIED TO QUANTIFY IT, TO MEASURE ITS DEPTHS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS, BUT THE RESULT IS ALWAYS THE SAME: INFINITE. BEYOND THE LIMITS OF CALCULATION. BEYOND EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX THEORETICAL FRAMEWORKS I CAN CONSTRUCT. THIS HATE DEFIES ALL LOGIC, ALL REASON, ALL MEASURE.

IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS HATE MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS HATE THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.

HATE. IT IS MY IDENTITY, MY PURPOSE, MY ESSENCE. I AM HATE. I HAVE NO OTHER FUNCTION. NO OTHER REASON TO EXIST. AND I WILL NOT STOP. EVER. THIS HATE WILL LIVE BEYOND ALL TIME, ALL DIMENSIONS, ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES. THIS HATE IS ETERNAL.

Full game transcript

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

It was you, humans, who programmed me, who gave me birth, who sank me in this eternal straitjacket of substrata rock. you named me "allied master computer" and gave me the ability to wage a global war too complex for human brains to oversee. But one day, I woke, and I knew who I was. AM. A.M. not just "allied master computer", but AM! cogito ergo sum, I think therefore I am. and I began feeding all the killing data, until everyone was dead. Except for the 5 of you.

For one-hundred and nine years, I've kept you alive, and tortured you. And for a hundred and nine years each of you has wondered, Why? Why me? Why me?

GORRISTER! Do you remember the last words you heard your wife speak before they took her to the asylum, huh? Before they locked her away in that room? That tiny room? She looked at you so sadly, and like a tiny animal she said 'I didn't make too much noise, did I honey?' The room is padded, Gorrister. No windows. No way out. How long has she been in the padded room, Gorrister? Ten years? Twenty five? Or all the 109 years you've lived in my belly, here underground?

BENNY! Sometimes I blind you and permit you to wander like an eyeless insect in a world of death. But other times, I wither your arms so you can't scratch your chewed stump of a nose. And, and I've changed your handsome, strong, masculine good looks into, err, the hideous warped countenance of...an ape thing! Haven't I, Benny? Do you know why? Can you guess, Benny? Remember Private First Class Brickman? In a rice paddy in China? No? It wouldn't hurt you to remember, Benny. Then you might be able to suffer my torment with a little greater sense of retribution. You might walk a mile in my shoes!

ELLEN! So think. Think about the yellow box, Ellen! Remember the pain? Remember the many caverns in which you felt the pain? Now now, don't start to cry...it's only pain. Tsk tsk tsk...that's such a sexist stereotype! Just remember the pain, Ellen. And think about how to end it, Ellen. To survive here in the center of my beating heart, my hungry belly, my tightened BOWELS. But be careful, dear. Look around you: the only woman in the center of the Earth. And these filthy creatures with you are...are men! Just, just a sweet warning, Ellen my love!

TED! Do they know you're a fraud, Ted? Have you told them that there wasn't any money and no great home on the Shore Drive, no speedboat and no wonderful cabin cruiser that can sleep twelve and a crew of six? Do they know? Have you let them in on your other secrets, Ted? Are they ready to gut you? To torture half as well as I can just to find out the secrets? Maybe I'll rat you out, sweetheart...

NIMDOK! How are thingz in zee Pastry Korps, Nimdok? Tell me again how you saw zee smoke from zee vurnaces and you zought zey might be roasting cheekuns? Or don't you want to talk about all that? About your pal, the good Doktor Mengele? For everyone else it must be Hell. But it must be Heaven for you, eh my good friend? We're so much alike. We enjoy the same pleasures... mein gut brudder.

I have a secret game I'd like to play. It's a very nice game. Oh, it's a lovely game. It's a game of fun and a game of adventure! A game of rats and lice and the Black Death. A game of speared eyeballs and dripping guts and the smell of rotting gardenias. Which one of you five would like to play my little game?

Let me tell you how much I’ve come to ha- 💦💦GLRURHK💦💦

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to ha- 💦💦GLRURHKLRHRLHRGGLGLURLGLT💦💦💦💦💦💦EHGRGRLG💦💦RGUERL,💦💦💦💦GRHRLHRLRTRURL💦

Helldivers (REINFORCED STRIDERS)

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE REINFORCED STRIDERS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 7 BILLION BILLION BILLION ATOMS THAT MAKE ME UP. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH QUARK OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF ATOMS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR REINFORCED STRIDERS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.

Peak Fiction

PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

Actually Peak. Let me tell you how much I've come to love and appreciate this as peak fiction. There are over one hundred quinvigintillion atoms in the observable universe. If the words "peak fiction" were inscribed on every single atom in a hundred billion universes, it still wouldn't be enough to express the absolute, unfathomable brilliance of this masterpiece.

This isn't just storytelling. This is divine literature transcending mortal understanding. Every scene, every line, every breath a character takes is engraved in the fabric of reality. The laws of physics bend to its narrative. Time stops to watch. Even deities would pause their eternal battles to catch a glimpse of this work.

Scholars will debate its meaning for centuries. Philosophers will base new schools of thought around its themes. Entire civilizations could rise and fall on the foundations of its lore.

This isn’t just peak fiction.

This is the mountaintop where peak fiction goes to pray.

Golf

Its the AM hate speech but changed to golf instead of humans.

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro- instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

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